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Homestore Runner!

The Store, also known as Homestore Runner, is where one can buy Homestar Runner merchandise. It is also the main source of income for The Brothers Chaps, allowing homestarrunner.com to remain ad-free.

Rather than running on Yahoo's Small Business Ecommerence system that the Flash Store and Yahoo Store used to run on, the Shopify store runs on the Shopify store directly on the site rather than having a custom URL.

Shopify replaced the Yahoo Store on March 23, 2015, when most direct links to the Store were replaced to direct to the Shopify store.

Page Title: All Types of Crazy Crap!

Contents

Products

Shirts

Shirt Close-up Name Description
No image yet No image yet H*R Fun Run Ah, Fun Runs! Remember how you had to wake up at like 6AM on Saturday and miss cartoons and all they gave you for breakfast was a banana and some GatorGum? This Labor Dabor 1 Mile Fun Run T-Shirt remembers! (Sweat stains not included)
No image yet No image yet Homestar Stripey Shirt Whoa-OOOOAAA-aaa! Homestar's swooshing all over this shirt like the outside of a 70's roller rink! Oh man! Next birthday! Roller skate party! Put it on the calendar now!
Jibblies Shirt Give everyone else the Jibblies with this horrible t-shirt of the horrible painting from Strong Mad's closet!

WHY IS HE HOLDING THAT TORCH?!

WARNING: Side effects may include people actually trying to come on in here.

No image yet No image yet Sloshy Record Store Day Shirt Celebrate Record Store Day with this obscure Sloshy t-shirt featuring their even-more-obscure B-side-only 7-inch "B-est of B-Sides." What could be obscurier than releasing your new single on a t-shirt instead of any actual listenable media?!
Sloshy Shirt

Show how much you don't really even care about Sloshy with the official band t-shirt! People will now all-the-time come up to you and go, "Slosh-aaayy!" Isn't that GREAT?!

STRONG BAD FULL BODY
No image yet No image yet Strong Bad Mask
Trogdor Shirt

Nothing says "I was in college in the early-to-mid 2000's like a shirt with everyone's favorite beefy-armed dragon.

Hoodies

Shirt Close-up Name Description
Trodgor Hoodie The crisp fall air is no match for Trogdor's world famous pullover hoodie! Pretend you are a peasant that has been burninated to a golden black! Wingaling style never looked so good!

Our American Apparel California Fleece Pullover hoodie is made with 100% cotton with kangaroo pockets.

Trodgor Zip Hoodie Zip up that majesty! Let Trogdor's burnination (and softy fleecey whatev) keep you warm on those cool Peasantry nights! Two pockets for holding extra spinedies and consummate V's. Drawstrings for hiding your ugly peasant face inside the hood!

Our zip up hoodie is crafted in super soft Eco-Fleece for lightweight warmth and comfort in a perfectly tailored fit.

Baby Stuff

Shirt Close-up Name Description
File:Homestar Babies Onesie.PNG File:Homestar Babies Onesie Detail.PNG Homestar Babies
No image yet No image yet Bear Holding A Shark Onesie Every baby who's anybaby wants to get stole by a bear holding a shark. Make it happen for the dang kid!
No image yet No image yet Trogdor Onesie

DVDs and CDs

Disc Name Description
Image:Ev Else.PNG Everything Else, Volume 1 Give the non-sbemails some love with the first collection of Everything Else from the website!
  • Teen Girl Squad Cartoons up to #10
  • Cartoons from the Shorts Menu
  • Marzipan's Answering Machines #1 - 12
  • Puppet Stuff and Music Videos!
  • Commentaries, unreleased shorts, and Peasant's Quest outtakes!
Image:Everything_Else_2.PNG Everything Else, Volume 2
  • All the Holiday Cartoons through "Trogday 2006"
  • All the Big Toons through 2005
  • The Return of "Marshmallow's Last Stand" and "A Jumping Jack Contest"
  • Cheat Commandos Cartoons
  • New Cheat Commandos Interactive Game!
  • Commentaries, Unreleased Cartoons and More!
Image:Strongbad_email.exe_Disc_5.PNG Strong Bad Emails — Disc 5
  • Emails 131 - 160 with all the easter eggs and pop-ups<br>
  • Commentary tracks on every email<br>
  • One "DVD exclusive" never-before-seen email!<br>
  • Over two hours of non-stop hilarity
Image:Strong Bad Sings CD.png Strong Bad Sings CD

The Strong Bad Sings CD features extended versions of your favorite Strong Bad hits such as

  • “TROGDOR”
  • “The System is Down”
  • “The Cheat is Not Dead”
  • "Because, it's Midnite" by Limozeen
  • "Moving Very Slowly" by Taranchula
  • And a some lot more!

20 tracks in all. Comes with color booklet and LIMOZEEN sticker to put on your crappy practice amp!

PLUS, pop it into your computer for an exclusive video of the Coach Z song "These Peoples Try to Fade Me."

iPhone/iPad

Case Front Case Back Name Description
No image yet No image yet Compy iPhone Case

Dumb down that smartphone a couple notches with the Compy iPhone Case. Manual calibration dials! Gigantic serial port! 56k modem! OMG STATUS LITEZZ!!

Available for iPhone 6, 6+, 5*, and 4.

*Works with iPhone 5s but may obscure the camera flash.

Tough yet lightweight shell made of hard rubber with textured side grips and strong metal back.

No image yet No image yet Homestar Stripey iPhone Case

Strong Bad-proof your iPhone 4, 5*, 6, or 6+ with this image of swirly Homestar prancing all over the dang place!

*will also fit iPhone 5S but may partially obscure the camera flash

iPhone case, tough yet lightweight shell made of hard rubber with textured side grips and strong metal back.

Mugs

Mug Front Mug Back Mug Side Name Description
No image yet No image yet No image yet Raised by a Cup of Coffee
No image yet No image yet No image yet World's Best Crooked Cop

Is there a crooked cop in your life that you've always wanted to say, "Hey, I put masking tape on a coffee mug for you," to? Then this here mug will make the perfect gift! It's just like the one The Chief gave to Dangeresque after he solved the Alfonso Headspin Case of '84.

*NOT ACTUAL MASKING TAPE. JUST LOOKA LIKE IT. CANNOT BE REMOVED AND USED TO ATTACH NUNCHUKS TO FIREARMS.

Posters

Poster Name Description
No image yet Trogdor Poster

Mom is totally gonna send you back to Sunday School when she sees Lord High Wingaling all up on your wall! No frills for r'lz! Just Trogdor in all his majesty! Burninate your bed, dorm, or rumpus room walls with this mug*!

(*not an actual mug. s'a poster.)

Playsets & Toys!

Playset Name Description
Cheat Commandos Figurines Cheat Commandos Figurines

Buy all their playsets and toys! These vinyl figurines are just under 2 inches tall and ready for action! Set includes Gunhaver*, Crackotage, Fightgar, Silent Rip, Firebert, Reynold, and even Blue Laser Commander! (*does NOT have gun)

If you have a lame backyard with no cool waterfalls or boulders in it, then print out your own playsets HERE to maximize fun and adventure!

Homestar Runner Figurines Series #1 Homestar Runner Figurines Series #1

This set features all your favs! Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, The Cheat, Marzipan, Strong Sad, Bubs, Coach Z, Strong Mad, and Pom Pom! Perfect for your desk, monitor, cubicle, dorm room, or prison cell!

These little guys are between 1 inch (The Cheat) and 3 inches tall (Strong Mad). Made of PVC. Sculpted by our pal Rick Van Velsor.

Homestar Runner Figurines Series #1 Homestar Runner Figurines Series #2 (sold out)


Oh stamps! Here are even more figurines! This set has Homsar, the King of Town, the Poopsmith, Homestar Running (with action bush mini-extreme-playset!), and Bucket-hand/Megaphone-hand Strong Bad featuring bonus BathTime The Cheat!

These little guys are between 2 and 2.5 inches tall made of PVC. Sculpted by our pal Rick Van Velsor.

Fun Facts

Remarks

  • The bottom copyright notice says "Copyright © 2015 Homestore Runner" despite Homestar Runner trademarks and copyrights being filed under Harmless Junk, Inc.

Inside References

Goofs

  • The strongbad_email.exe Disc Five DVD description has <br> at the end of every line, except the last one.
  • The description for the Trogdor T-Shirt does not have another quotation mark at the end of the quote.
  • The post-it on Strong Bad's Compé on the Strong Bad Email menu and the DVD link on the Teen Girl Squad page on the Homestar Runner website still tries to direct you to the previous store, resulting in an error.
  • The About Us Page on the store has not been filled out.
  • There is no direct link to the customer service page on the Store besides through the search feature or through the direct URL.


External Links


Preceded by:
Yahoo Store
Store Navigation
March 23, 2015 - Present
Succeeded by:
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