Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace! USA
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*'''Bowels of Trogdor''' — The flagship roller coaster. It keeps spinning you around in circles until you either throw up or catch fire somehow. [[The King of Town]] was shown riding this. Unfortunately for those such as The Cheat, you have to be "as tall as [[Trogdor]]'s [[beefy arm]]" to ride. [[Image:Bowels of Trogdor.PNG|thumb|"It would flip you around and around until you either threw up, or caught fire, somehow"]] | *'''Bowels of Trogdor''' — The flagship roller coaster. It keeps spinning you around in circles until you either throw up or catch fire somehow. [[The King of Town]] was shown riding this. Unfortunately for those such as The Cheat, you have to be "as tall as [[Trogdor]]'s [[beefy arm]]" to ride. [[Image:Bowels of Trogdor.PNG|thumb|"It would flip you around and around until you either threw up, or caught fire, somehow"]] | ||
*'''The Strong Sad Gets Decked Repeatedly Stunt SPOOK-tacular''' — In this show, [[Strong Sad]] stands on a stage dressed as a witch while [[Strong Mad]] tackles him repeatedly without mercy.[[Image:Strong Sad Gets Decked.PNG|thumb|On the hour, every hour]] | *'''The Strong Sad Gets Decked Repeatedly Stunt SPOOK-tacular''' — In this show, [[Strong Sad]] stands on a stage dressed as a witch while [[Strong Mad]] tackles him repeatedly without mercy.[[Image:Strong Sad Gets Decked.PNG|thumb|On the hour, every hour]] | ||
| - | *'''Throw Game''' — In [[Bubs]]' throw game, you have to get the blue rings ''in'' the bottles, not looped around them, as is at the very least, a possible feat. If you win, you get a [[Shark-Tooth Bubs|Bubs doll with a horn]]. [[Pom Pom]] has had the displeasure of playing this game, only to find out the impossible rules. | + | *'''Throw Game''' — In [[Bubs]]' throw game, you have to get the blue rings ''in'' the bottles, not looped around them, as is at the very least, a possible feat. If you win, you get a [[Shark-Tooth Bubs|Bubs doll with a horn]]. [[Pom Pom]] has had the displeasure of playing this game, only to find out the impossible rules.[[Image:Throw Game.PNG|thumb|"No,no,no! You have to get the rings ''inside'' the bottle!"]] |
*'''[[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] Land''' — [[The Cheat]] is directed here because he's not tall enough to ride the "Bowels of Trogdor". Sweet Cuppin' Cakes Land may or may not be a separate theme park. According to the commentary for the email [[theme park]] , Sweet Cuppin' Cakes Land was going to have spinning [[Eh! Steve!]]s as a ride. | *'''[[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] Land''' — [[The Cheat]] is directed here because he's not tall enough to ride the "Bowels of Trogdor". Sweet Cuppin' Cakes Land may or may not be a separate theme park. According to the commentary for the email [[theme park]] , Sweet Cuppin' Cakes Land was going to have spinning [[Eh! Steve!]]s as a ride. | ||
Revision as of 06:34, 22 May 2007
Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace! USA is an imaginary theme park that Strong Bad fabricated in the email theme park. Although the park's motto is "More Rides Than You Or Your Grandmother Can Handle", the fine print requests that grandmothers not actually be brought to the park. Mount Ridesplace appears to be located behind the fence in Strong Badia and features many rides as well as the antics of the Mount RidesPlace USA Mascots. Because this theme-park-to-be is very expensive, Strong Bad needs to steal money from "way more hot actresses than he is currently stealing from" in order to make his dream a reality.
Attractions
The following are all the known attractions in Mount RidesPlace.
- Bowels of Trogdor — The flagship roller coaster. It keeps spinning you around in circles until you either throw up or catch fire somehow. The King of Town was shown riding this. Unfortunately for those such as The Cheat, you have to be "as tall as Trogdor's beefy arm" to ride.
"It would flip you around and around until you either threw up, or caught fire, somehow"
- The Strong Sad Gets Decked Repeatedly Stunt SPOOK-tacular — In this show, Strong Sad stands on a stage dressed as a witch while Strong Mad tackles him repeatedly without mercy.
On the hour, every hour - Throw Game — In Bubs' throw game, you have to get the blue rings in the bottles, not looped around them, as is at the very least, a possible feat. If you win, you get a Bubs doll with a horn. Pom Pom has had the displeasure of playing this game, only to find out the impossible rules.
"No,no,no! You have to get the rings inside the bottle!" - Sweet Cuppin' Cakes Land — The Cheat is directed here because he's not tall enough to ride the "Bowels of Trogdor". Sweet Cuppin' Cakes Land may or may not be a separate theme park. According to the commentary for the email theme park , Sweet Cuppin' Cakes Land was going to have spinning Eh! Steve!s as a ride.
Riverquest Safariventure
Until he gets his full funding, Strong Bad makes ends meet with the "Strong Badian Riverquest Safariventure." The Cheat is another tour-guide on the Safariventure. Some of the "dangers" found on the ride include a falling rock and a headhunter (played by the wooden cutout of a Bear holding a Shark). Homestar Runner says it is the "worst $3,000 I ever spent." He seems to have given up on this enterprise, however, as the "boat" was later sold at his garage sale for $1.04.
