Strong Bad Email Outros
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Strong Bad sometimes closes his Emails with an outro, or closing remark, reminding viewers to check back next week immediately before The Paper comes down. This was especially common during the Tandy 400 era, but in recent years this tradition has died out a bit. However, he still occasionally does an outro, although it will often ask for The Paper to come down.
The Outros
| Number | Outro | |
|---|---|---|
| | | Okay, until next time. Keep sending me your questions, and I will make fun of you... I mean, answer them. |
| | | Okay, so until next time, keep sending me your questions, and I will keep making fun of your punctuation and spelling. I mean, answer them. |
| | | Okay, so until next time, on a scale from one to awesome, I'm super great. |
| | | All right, so until next time send me more questions. SEND ME MORE QUESTIONS!!! |
| | | Okay, so until next time, {singing} "Everybody email that guy!" "What guy?" "ME!" "Everybody email that guy!" |
| | | Okay, so until next time, who put the "ween" in "Halloween"? I don't know. Probably you. ...you freakin' weirdo! |
| | | Okay, so until next week... 1, 2, 3, email me! 1, 2, 4, email me more! |
| | | Okay, so tune in next time: Same Strong Bad time, same Strong Bad channel. |
| | | There'll be another one next week... |
| | | Okay, so tune in next week, when my guests will be Lemmy from Motörhead and the guys from Krokus! |
| | | All right, so until next week, send me some good ones. You know, some good ones. |
| | | Okay, so until next time, ain't nobody dope as me. |
| | | All right, so until next time send me a little email and I'll give you a little crap. |
| | | Okay so until next week, everything is awesome an— |
| | | Okay, so until next week send me your email and I will more than likely flip you off. |
| | | Okay you guys, so until next week, it's not required that you sign your email, "Crapfully yours," or, "With a bunch of crap," or, "Crap in the times," or, "Crap is so great," "Everything is crap," "My middle name is Crapperson." You know, you could just put, "Sincerely"... or, "Yours truly," is another good one. Come on, guys. I'll still read them. |
| | | So... Join us next week when we'll be duct-taping clocks to all kinds of different stuff. |
| | | Okay, everybody. Bye. |
| | | Uh... See you next week. |
| | | Anyways. Remember, kids! Take your vitamins, pretend you're hilarious, and always, always, e-mail Strong Bad. |
| | | So I guess I'm goin' to this frat party. That's pretty hilarious. Well, see ya next week. |
| | | Anyways, I gotta go work on my webpage. |
| | | Okay, so, that's it! No more Strong Bad Emails. Nah, I'm just kiddin'... maybe. |
| | | Anyways, give it up for me! ...Guys? |
| | | Anyways, I don't wanna be around when this shrimp goes bad. Whooh! |
| | | Now it is my intention to sit down and play video games for several hours. |
| | | Anyways, Tori, lemme know how the volleyball tounament turns out. Touns out. Er, learn to spell. |
| | | Okay. Take it away, The Paper! Preeeeeeeeowwwww... Come on. Preeeeeeowwwwweeee. What's the d—? |
| | | Okay, so... OHHHHHH THAT'S THE END!! Oh man, which button was it? |
| | | I shoulda played it safe and gone back in time to where I know I'm awesome. But since I don't have a time machine, I guess I'll just have to wait it out. Backwards. |
| | | Well, C.C., The Cheat ended up in the crisper drawer. So until next week, so long, and thanks for all the privaleges... I guess. |
| | | HOMESTAR RUNNER: Class dismissed! Except for you, Jerome! |
| | | And that's it, Em. That's how we do things around here. Now you can answer emails like a true Strong Bad. Then right before the paper comes down, I usually mutter something... under my breath... about some girl named Beth. |
| | | Remember to watch out in June 2004 for "Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective!" In 3-D! |
| | | The Paper, would you bring this fine email to a close? |
| | | So, until next time, all the ladies and dudes say: {singing} "Strong Bad is a cool guy! And we're not cool in the least!" |
| | | Well, some people need to go get an ice cream sandwich. Strong Bad needs to go get an ice cream sandwich. |
| | | I should probably go let Strong Sad out of the dryer. He's been in there since breakfast. |
| | | I'ma head over to Bubs' for one of his 30-cent lunch specials. |
| | | POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG BAD: So, okay folks, I gotta go to my next show. See you later nice time! |
| | | Okay, so until next week, leave me alone! |
| | | I'm gonna go look up Senor Cardgage. See where that guy ended up. |
| | | Until next time, Taylor, this one's for you, and all my peoples got sent up the river. |
| | | I'm gonna go make an indentured servant out of Strong Sad. And now, the get up noise. |
| | | I'm gonna go try and find some of that Technochocolate. That stuff sounds a-prettypretty good! |
| | | I'm gonna go... place. |
| | | I don't own a car! Did you ever see me in a car? No! Bye. Talk to my man in the green and white stripes! |
| | | I have to go use my light pen on napping Strong Sad. Preeow. |
| | | Happy The Cheat day, Ilko! May you never get the black lung. |
| | | I think I've got a...food in the oven. Gotta go. |
| | The Paper, please take us home. | |
| | Now time for a refreshing glass of piemonade or, as we say around the office, p-nade. | |
| | I'm gonna go start the Who Put Pasta Salad in Strong Mad's Underwear Drawer Scare of '04. Or. | |
| | Here goes the Strong Bad! Here goes the Strong Bad! | |
| | The Paper, come on down and meet your new brother! | |
| | Right now, I gotta fly! | |
| | Well, I hope that makes you not email me anymore. | |
| | Peow! MARZIPAN: More like, pre-ow. | |
| | If you're still bored, sit back, relax, and prepare to experience the fury of... me naming all the three letter words I can think of. | |
| | And the Number One item on Strong Bad's Bottom 10 is... Th cleaning up your own puke off the keyboard. Simone, that'll be $7.50. And bring some paper towels. Eww. And some tweezers. I think I see a Fluffy Puff Nibblin' in there. | |
| | Old Strong Bad's got a date with a bowl of creme brulee ice creme. Cream. | |
| | While I'm gone, complete this worksheet I've prepared for you aspiring death metal types. And, uh, careful with that hot-glue gun, Dane. | |
| | Now, if you'll excuse me, I have several butts to jettison from my home. | |
| | Now playing in select cities. This Strong Bad Email has been rated P for The Poopsmith and a graphic scene of The Paper. | |
| | Join us next week when we examine startling new evidence in the Biscuitdoughhandsman conspiracy. | |
| | I'm gonna go eat my burgers. | |
| | | Well, time to go satisfy my sudden craving for tiny breads. |
| | All my Strong Bad doppelgängers represent. Sesquicentenn-email, 2005. I-I mean six. | |
| | I'm taking Delilelia to see David Coppafeel perform. | |
| | Join us next week when we show you how to knit your own splatter paints. All for under fifty bucks. | |
| | Allow me to leave you with the old standard 'When Email Comes to Town, You Know, You Know, It's Like a Rainstorm... In Your Browser.' {stops typing and starts singing} When email comes to town, you know, you know, it's like a rainstorm... in your browser. | |
| | Until next time, everybody, remember to stay J-large. | |
| | Now it's up to you to make your own informed decisions about the stupidest things Homestar's done. Get involved, write a letter to your local Homestarman, or throw a trash can through a plate glass window! HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing}And that's how I become a law! | |
| | Happy Decemberween, everybloody! | |
| | But Strong Badinians are a strong people. We will recover. We will rebuild. We will reduce, reuse, recycle! | |
| | Well, good luck with your smunderling, PranceyDirtGirl. I gotta get started making those "You Reek-A" t-shirts. Those things are gonna be awesome! | |
| | Well, I gotta go find the bicycle pump. Tito the Tophaticent's beautiful assistant's looking a little... lopsided. | |
| | Now get outta here! None of the college hotties'll show up if you're hanging around, Mothmouth. | |
| | Come on, New Paper, disappoint me! | |
| | See you next time! | |
| | Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go help that robot vaporize The Old Public Functionary! | |
| | This has been Strong Bad, with Strong Bad E-mail 185. Thanks for listening. | |
| | So until next week, my boat take... | |
| | Maybe fan clubs and fan fiction aren't so bad after all. In fact, I'm gonna go dabble in a little King of Town fan fiction right now. | |
| | So there you ha' it / My Homeless Roma'ic. / Love Poems 101 / Oh the hearts you will win. / Like this lavender scented plug-in / New paper, come on and get some! |
Outros for DVD Emails
| Number | Intro | |
|---|---|---|
| | | See ya later, 23. |
| | | So until next time, holy crop! |
