Strong Bad and Marzipan's Relationship

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"To me, this is something losers would do."

Strong Bad and Marzipan rarely get along. Both have expressed dislike for each other on various occasions. However, there are rare moments when they cooperate.

   * In Search of the Yello Dello — Strong Bad boasts to Marzipan that he will not buy her a birthday present.
   * The Reddest Radish — Strong Bad steals Marzipan's radish so he could win a competition.
   *Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0 — Strong Bad suggests that Marzipan stick her head in the toilet and flush it.
   *Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0 — Strong Bad, in his lame attempt to either to sadden or annoy Marzipan, asks that she come down to the station to identify her boyfriends dead body, while he tries to stiffle his laughter.
   *Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0 — Strong Bad calls Marzipan stupid for leaving herself messages and asks her to start calling herself "Ugly-pan" & to stick a couple of pencils up her nose.
   * The Luau — Strong Bad intentionally plans a marshmallow roast on the same day as Marzipan's luau and then steals her firewood.
   * The House That Gave Sucky Treats — Strong Bad hides raw steaks in Marzipan's treat bag.
   * Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0 — Strong Bad says that Marzipan could be president of a royal society for total dorks.
   * Email your friends — Strong Bad tries to trick Marzipan into getting cut by a saw blade.
   * Pumpkin Carve-nival — Strong Bad, disguised as Homestar Runner, gives Marzipan a "last place" ribbon.
   * Email suntan — Strong Bad does not listen to Marzipan's advice to flip himself while tanning.
   *Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0 — Strong Bad calls, pretending to be a doctor, and tells Marzipan she has serious problems and only a couple of weeks left.
   *Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0 — Strong Bad suggests Marzipan wear all black and walk in the middle of the street, then suggests she not worry about her house getting egged and toilet papered when she leaves.
   *Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0 — Strong Bad tries to give Marzipan one million punches in the face, then he tries to get Bub's Grapenuts Robot to tell her to kiss it's butt.
   * Email lackey — Strong Bad asks The Cheat to steal one of Marzipan's cantelopes.
   * Email replacement — Strong Bad calls one of Marzipan's Scroll Button Songs "The worst song I ever heard," and refuses to hear her second song.
   * Sensitive to Bees — Strong Bad tells Marzipan he would not like to hear her song and tries to criticize her performance.
   *Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2 — Strong Bad tries to steal Marzipan's cable & make her feel guilty about eating tofu.
   * Email origins — Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and The Cheat spraypaint Marzipan. After they get bored with her complaints, they glue her to Homsar.
   *Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2 — Strong Bad charges Homestar $500 for a 6 week course on crank-calling Marzipan.
   *Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2 — Strong Bad claims not to be responsible for the flaming fax machine on her front yard.
   *Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2 — Strong Bad tells Marzipan that he wants to join her Goat Face Club, but cuts it short to blantantly inform Marzipan that she is ugly. Then he calls her back pretending to be "all of her friends" calling to tell her that they hate her & that she owes them a cake.
   * Strong Bad is a Bad Guy — The offscreen singers proclaim that "Strong Bad hates Marzipan!"
   * Halloween Fairstival — Marzipan's "Chorus Of Autumnal Vegatables" gives Strong Bad the throw-ups.
   * Halloween Potion-ma-jig — When Homestar claims to be trying to ruin Marzipan's potion, Strong Bad proclaims, "That's a worthy cause if ever there was one!"
   * Email highschool — Strong Bad disagrees with Marzipan over the existence of mysterious.
   * Email lady fan — Strong Bad burns Marzipan's arts and crafts class.
   *Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2 — Strong Bad tries to steal a money pie from Marzipan.
   *Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2 — Strong Bad implies that Marzipan's butt is so big that it has its own congressman.
   * Email candy product — In the SBLOUNSKCHED! commercial, it is implied that Strong Bad smashed Marzipan's canvas on her head and spilled her painting tools on the floor.
   * Email retirement — Strong Bad lets The King of Town dump pesto on Marzipan.
   * Email looking old — Strong Bad yells at Marzipan for suggesting to make him over into a backyard.
   * Date Nite — Strong Bad strongly opposes to The Cheat going out with Marzipan.
   * DNA Evidence — Strong Bad breaks into Marzipan's house to steal money from inside her couch. He also leaves a trail of pecan footprints because she is allergic to pecans.
   * Email bike thief — Strong Bad refuses to sign Marzipan's petition.
   * Email nightlife — Strong Bad mentions watering Marzipan's petunias with rotten milk.
   * Email environment — Strong Bad waters Marzipan's flowers with bleach and cigarette butts. He also tries to drop a "65 mile per gallon hybrid piano" on her.
   * Email Being Mean — Strong Bad tells Coach Z, Marzipan and Strong Mad that they suck.
   * Baddest of the Bands — Strong Bad insincerely admits he doesn't think Marzipan is hot.

Marzipan's dislike for Strong Bad

  • Homestarloween Party — Marzipan is offended that she will have to sit next to Strong Bad.
  • Email marzipan — Marzipan sings a song about how she really doesn't like Strong Bad at all.
  • Email suntan — Marzipan tells Strong Bad he has no abs and is weird for drawing some abs, but not pecs, on himself.
  • Email haircut — When Strong Bad brings scissors to cut her hair off, Marzipan says, "You gotta be kidding me."
  • Email dreamail — According to Homestar, Marzipan thinks Strong Bad is an ogre.
  • Email lady...ing — Marzipan resists Strong Bad's attempts to impress her.
  • Email secret identity — Marzipan informs Homestar that she does not like Strong Bad's pseudonym, "Cara Carabowditbowdit".
  • Email lady fan — Marzipan calls Strong Bad "a horse's tweez".
  • Email senior prom — Marzipan gets jealous that Strong Bad becomes the Prom Queen "every freakin' year."
  • Email environment — Marzipan and Strong Sad protest Strong Bad's excessive energy consumption.
  • Homestar Ruiner — When Strong Bad asks Homestar why Marzipan didn't invite him to her party, Homestar says that Marzipan might not like him very much. However, when talking to Marzipan, she will mention that she thinks Homestar dosen't like Strong Bad very much, one of the reasons he wasn't invited. She also explains she still holds a grudge for the stunt Strong Bad performed the last time she invited him to a party.
  • Baddest of the Bands — Marzipan states that Strong Bad is not so awesome while writing an autograph for him. Strong Bad also mentions Marzipan "protested me into next week" after he accidentally dropped a gum wrapper into the pond.

Strong Bad and Marzipan getting along

  • The Interview — Marzipan informs Homestar that Strong Bad's baking has really improved.
  • Emails stunt double and dangeresque 3 — Marzipan plays Cutesy Buttons, the love interest of Strong Bad's character, Dangeresque.
  • Sensitive to Bees — Strong Bad and Marzipan end the song with a peaceful trio, joined by Homestar.
  • Email flashback — Marzipan congratulates Strong Bad for the 100th email.
  • Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2 — Strong Bad thanks Marzipan for the stuff he thought she gave him.
  • Email what I want — Strong Bad and Marzipan host a shopping channel together.
  • Jibblies 2 — Strong Bad considers Marzipan one of the "good characters".
  • Email environment — Strong Bad actually follows Marzipan's advice to take what he usually does and give it eco-friendly names.
  • Email shapeshifter — Strong Bad attempts to save Marzipan from a rabid The Cheat.
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