Strong Bad and Marzipan's Relationship

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"To me, this is something losers would do."

Strong Bad and Marzipan rarely get along. Both have expressed dislike for each other on various occasions. However, there are rare moments when they cooperate.


Strong Bad's dislike for Marzipan

  • In Search of the Yello Dello — Strong Bad boasts to Marzipan that he will not buy her a birthday present.
  • Homestarloween Party — Strong Bad becomes annoyed at Marzipan's turn in the story (where she describes the girls with Pom Pom's head) and snatches the flashlight from her to continue on with the story himself, introducing the Visor Robot.
  • Email suntan — Strong Bad does not listen to Marzipan's advice to flip himself while tanning.
  • Email replacement — Strong Bad calls one of Marzipan's Scroll Button Songs "The worst song I ever heard," and refuses to hear her second song.
  • Sensitive to Bees — Strong Bad tells Marzipan he would not like to hear her song and tries to criticize her performance.
  • Strong Bad is a Bad Guy — The offscreen singers proclaim that "Strong Bad hates Marzipan!"
  • Halloween Fairstival — Marzipan's "Chorus Of Autumnal Vegetables" gives Strong Bad the throw-ups.
  • Halloween Potion-ma-jig — When Homestar Runner claims to be trying to ruin Marzipan's potion, Strong Bad proclaims, "That's a worthy cause if ever there was one!"
  • Email highschool — Strong Bad disagrees with Marzipan over the existence of mysterious.
  • Email looking old — Strong Bad does not list Marzipan as one of the people he "hates the least" and tells her that she was called because of "legal reasons." Later, he yells at Marzipan for suggesting to make him over into a backyard. He also says to her, as well as to Bubs, Strong Mad, and The Cheat, "These are all terrible ideas. What do you think I'm not paying ya for anyway?"
  • Date Nite — Strong Bad strongly opposes to The Cheat going out with Marzipan.
  • DNA Evidence — Strong Bad breaks into Marzipan's house to steal money from inside her couch. He also leaves a trail of pecan footprints because she is allergic to pecans.
  • Email bike thief — Strong Bad refuses to sign Marzipan's petition.
  • Email being mean — Strong Bad tells Coach Z, Marzipan, and Strong Mad that they suck.
  • Baddest of the Bands — Strong Bad admits he doesn't think Marzipan is hot.
  • Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective — Strong Bad tells Marzipan Credenza can't be in the film.
  • Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2 — Strong Bad steals some of Marzipan's things while she volunteers in the Coches Mountains.
  • Kick-a-Ball — Strong Bad reluctantly mumbles Marzipan's name when picking her for the kickball draft.
  • Email dictionary — When Marzipan asks Strong Bad if he wants to hear her cover of "Glory Days", he responds with an "Aungh!"

Strong Bad pranking Marzipan

Marzipan's dislike for Strong Bad

  • Homestarloween Party — Marzipan is offended that she will have to sit next to Strong Bad.
  • Email marzipan — Marzipan sings a song about how she really doesn't like Strong Bad at all.
  • Email suntan — Marzipan tells Strong Bad he has no abs and is weird for drawing some abs, but not pecs, on himself.
  • Email haircut — When Strong Bad brings scissors to cut her hair off, Marzipan says, "You gotta be kidding me."
  • Email dreamail — According to Homestar, Marzipan thinks Strong Bad is an ogre.
  • Email — Marzipan resists Strong Bad's attempts to impress her.
  • Email secret identity — Marzipan informs Homestar that she does not like Strong Bad's pseudonym, "Cara Carabowditbowdit".
  • Email lady fan — Marzipan calls Strong Bad "a horse's twees".
  • Email senior prom — Marzipan gets jealous that Strong Bad becomes the Prom Queen "every freakin' year".
  • Email environment — Marzipan and Strong Sad protest Strong Bad's excessive energy consumption.
  • Homestar Ruiner — When Strong Bad asks Homestar why Marzipan didn't invite him to her party, Homestar says that Marzipan might not like him very much. However, when talking to Marzipan, she will mention that she thinks Homestar doesn't like Strong Bad very much, one of the reasons he wasn't invited. She also explains she still holds a grudge for the stunt Strong Bad performed the last time she invited him to a party. (He declared he had come for the souls of the party goers, ordered them all to kneel before his incredible style, and lept off her roof. He presumably landed in the cake she had set up in her front yard; it's unclear as the flash back explaining the incident ends just prior to contact.) Marzipan later gets mad at Strong Bad after discovering that he, not Homestar, destroyed her victory garden party.
  • Baddest of the Bands — Marzipan states that Strong Bad is not so awesome while writing an autograph for him. Strong Bad also mentions Marzipan "protested me into next week" after he accidentally dropped a gum wrapper into the pond. Also, Marzipan is seen hitting Strong Bad with Carol multiple times throughout the game.
  • Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective — Marzipan stabs Strong Bad with a pencil after he puts Credenza in a wading pool and refuses to fish it out. At the end, Marzipan clearly shows disdain for Strong Bad's movie, including his fast-forwarding "through the eight minutes of educational content [she] provided", and joins the unruly mob against Strong Bad.

Strong Bad and Marzipan getting along

  • The Interview — Marzipan informs Homestar that Strong Bad's baking has really improved.
  • Dangeresque — Marzipan plays Cutesy Buttons, the love interest of Strong Bad's character, Dangeresque.
  • Sensitive to Bees — Strong Bad and Marzipan end the song with a peaceful trio, joined by Homestar.
  • Email different town — Strong Bad states that "Marzipan would rock" in his different version of Free Country, USA.
  • Email flashback — Marzipan congratulates Strong Bad for the 100th email.
  • Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2 — Strong Bad thanks Marzipan for the stuff he thought she gave him.
  • Email keep cool — Marzipan says that the chemicals Strong Bad put into the pool are 'doing wonders' for her hair.
  • Email what I want — Strong Bad and Marzipan host a shopping channel together.
  • Jibblies 2 — Strong Bad considers Marzipan one of the "good characters".
  • Email environment — Strong Bad actually follows Marzipan's advice to take what he usually does and give it eco-friendly names.
  • Email shapeshifter — Strong Bad attempts to save Marzipan from a rabid The Cheat.
  • Strong Badia the Free — Marzipan organizes a protest to free Strong Bad from house arrest.
  • Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective — Marzipan plays Sultry Buttons, Dangeresque's ex-girlfriend. She says that she's glad to play a more interesting character "instead of that ditsy blond."
  • A Death-Defying Decemberween — Strong Bad hands Marzipan and the others (Coach Z, Bubs, Strong Mad, and The Cheat) hot chocolate, which Marzipan calls "a wonderful byproduct of [Strong Bad's] parole".
  • hremail3184 — Marzipan lends Strong Bad some garden tools to beat up Homestar. Strong Bad thanks her and she replies "Always happy to help!"
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