Strong Bad and Strong Sad's Relationship

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"I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you."

Strong Bad's relationship with Strong Sad usually consists of Strong Bad hurting or making fun of Strong Sad, though not all the time. It appears that Strong Bad is at least partly responsible for Strong Sad's depression; Strong Sad writes that in Strong Bad's absence, "I feel... cooler, and... less like I suck so bad."

Matt Chapman has said that Strong Bad and Strong Sad's relationship is very loosely based on the relationship between himself and Mike, apparently from when they were kids. [1]

Strong Bad Bullying Strong Sad

• Strong Bad has created various insulting nicknames for Strong Sad.
• Theme Song Video — Strong Bad ties Strong Sad to a spinning wheel and throws a Big Knife at him.
• In Search of the Yello Dello DVD — Strong Sad recalls a time Strong Bad filled his underwear with bologna and read his journal out in public when they were kids.
• Email depressio — Strong Bad gives out Strong Sad's email address so that the viewers can insult him.
• The Secrets That I Keep — Li'l Strong Bad threatened to "punsh" Strong Sad in the back.
• Homestar Presents: Presents & The Best Decemberween Ever — Strong Bad locks Strong Sad in the bathtub every Decemberween.
• Email 1 step ahead — Strong Bad glues Strong Sad's hands to his face twice, then to his butt.
• Email your friends — Strong Bad whacks Strong Sad continuously with a wiffle bat.
• Email 50 emails — Strong Bad attempts to sell Strong Sad's soolnds to poachers.
• Pumpkin Carve-nival — Srong Bad, disguised as Homestar Runner, gives Strong Sad's pumpkin a last place ribbon.
• Strong Sad's Lament — Strong Bad punched Strong Sad in the knee, then had Strong Mad punch him in the knee.
• Email cheat talk — Strong Bad hits Strong Sad in the stomach with the keyboard.
• Email dragon — Strong Bad burns Strong Sad's drawing of a dragon with the BMW Lighter.
• Email fingers — Strong Bad imagines Strong Sad dead several times.
• Strong Sad's Lament — Strong Bad put a post-it note on Strong Sad's face while he was sleeping, attempted to deface his blog.
• Email caper — Strong Bad and The Cheat set fire to Strong Sad's underwear.
• Email big white face — Strong Bad threw at least two cakes at Strong Sad.
• Email privileges — Strong Bad encourages The Cheat to drill Strong Sad's face and hands.
• Email suntan — Strong Bad forces Strong Sad to draw on himself and star in the Ab-Abber 2000 commercial. When Strong Sad protests, Strong Bad threatens his stuffed lobster Gooblies.
• Strong Sad's Character Video — Strong Sad states that he has two brothers who like to pummel him every hour on the hour.
• Email stunt double — Strong Bad forces Strong Sad to stunt double him on dangerous scenes.
• Email date — Strong Bad seems to have coerced Strong Mad into pummeling Strong Sad, and has given Strong Mad a (hidden camera equipped) class ring with which to do so. Strong Bad uses the camera to record the infraction and watches it approvingly.
• Email impression — Strong Bad forced Strong Sad to say "Hello, my name is Strong Sad"; flicked his "ear".
• Email 2 years — Strong Bad believes that he locked Strong Sad in the dryer, while he was really locked in The King of Town's Grill.
• Email no loafing — Strong Bad repeatedly jumps on Strong Sad while saying "I hate you" over and over.
• Email caffeine — Strong Bad slips Strong Sad some caffeine, eventually causing him to pass out.
• Email the bet — Strong Bad turns Strong Sad into an indentured servant.
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2 — Strong Bad tells Strong Sad he is a waste of fat space.
• Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon — Strong Bad steals Strong Sad's iPod.
• Email haircut — Strong Bad draws on Strong Sad with his "Light Pen".
• Email theme park — Strong Bad makes "The Strong Sad Gets Decked Repeatedly Stunt Spook-tacular", a show in his Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace USA.
• Email replacement — Strong Bad trains people to attack Strong Sad and insults his suggestions of "attacks".
• Email dangeresque 3 — Strong Bad steals Strong Sad's sandwich and forces him to stunt double for Strong Mad on dangerous scenes.
• Experimental Film — Strong Bad messes with Strong Sad's movie and steals his spotlight from the commentary.
• Email crying — Strong Bad makes fun of Strong Sad by drawing a two-legged elephant named Tendafoot.
• Halloween Fairstival — Strong Bad threatened Strong Sad through haiku.
• strongbad_email.exe Disc One intro — Strong Bad kicks The Cheat into Strong Sad.
• Email radio — Strong Bad forces Strong Sad to act like a disc jockey, The Deathly Pallor.
• Email origins — Li'l Strong Bad made Strong Sad a bellybutton with an electric drill, then as an adult threatens him with a second bellybutton.
• Email best thing — Strong Bad throws the remote at Strong Sad.
• HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS! — The Cheat is seen giving Strong Bad Strong Sad's head on a platter.
• Email rampage — Strong Bad insults Strong Sad's weight, as well as his poetry.
• Bug In Mouth Disease — Strong Bad convinces Strong Sad that all his underwear somehow ended up individually priced and labeled in an online auction so he can watch Caleb Rentpayer.
• Email record book — Strong Bad awards Strong Sad the record for "Biggest Waste of Dump".
• Email lady...ing — Strong Bad drops Strong Sad through a trapdoor.
• Strong Sad's Lament — Strong Bad funneled rain onto Strong Sad while he was taking a nap.
• TrogdorCon '97 — Strong Bad stole 500 bucks from Strong Sad to run a booth at the con.
• Halloween Potion-ma-jig — Strong Bad buries Strong Sad in the ground up to his chest.
• Fall Float Parade — Strong Bad traps Strong Sad in a fake snowman and uses nunchucks to beat him.
• Email technology — Strong Bad hits Strong Sad in the head with a "hard disk", which is actually a floppy disk.
• Email narrator — One part of Strong Bad's movie trailer includes an octopus thrown at Strong Sad, while another trailer has Strong Sad hit by a dead goose launched out of the dryer.
• Email pop-up — One page of the book allows the reader to pour gray cement, ram's blood, Boston cream or Magic Eye on Strong Sad's head. The page also has a flab-tab.
• Email candy product — Strong Bad sticks Strong Sad's head in The Basement's ceiling.
• Sbemail 150?!? — Strong Bad falls asleep while Strong Sad describes his idea for Strong Bad's 150th email.
• Kid Speedy — Strong Bad threatens to steal Strong Sad's two dollars.
• Email keep cool — Strong Bad hits Strong Sad on the head to wake him up.
• Email retirement — Strong Bad refers to Strong Sad's act as, "Stupid's stupid crap that I hate".
• Email what I want — Strong Bad puts wildebeest pheromones into Strong Sad's laundry (again).
• Decemberween Short Shorts — The Strong Bad Ornament "bedazzles" the Strong Sad Ornament off of the Decemberween tree, smashing him.
• Email the movies — Strong Bad threatens to beat Strong Sad up after he talks constantly during a movie.
• Email your funeral — Strong Bad imagines Strong Sad carrying a jar containing Strong Bad's corpse while being whipped by The Cheat. He later imagines coming back to life to stop Strong Sad from performing an interpretive dance.
• Email rough copy — Strong Bad and The Cheat sue Strong Sad for custody of Not-So-Thin Mints by throwing water balloons at him.
• DNA Evidence — Strong Bad harvests Strong Sad's DNA.
• Email concert — Strong Bad breaks a record over Strong Sad's head, causing one shard to become lodged in his scalp.
• Email pizza joint — Strong Bad denies invitations to join Strong Sad's friend list at virtualpizz.biz.
• Email slumber party — Early on, Strong Bad speaks of dislocating the shoulders of younger siblings. Later on, Strong Sad appears with his arm in a sling. Additionally, Strong Bad tells the viewers that Strong Sad used to miss his mother during the slumber parties they held in their basement and forces him to admit that this happened once. A week. For ten years. Strong Bad later attempts to dislocate Strong Sad's other shoulder.
• Email business trip — Strong Bad leaves Strong Sad's lecture right after the introduction.
• Fan Costumes '07 — Strong Bad jokes that the only inaccuracy he can find with a hideous Strong Sad costume is the fact the person wearing it is hugging a female.
• Email yes, wrestling — The photo labeled "Master of the 1/8th Nelson!" shows Strong Bad's arm grabbing Strong Sad below his own arm.
• Email environment — Strong Bad tries to drop a "65 mile per gallon hybrid piano" on Strong Sad and Marzipan.
• Email fan club — Strong Bad gets back at Strong Sad for coming up with a fan fiction of his own: He causes an entire bag of Twizzlers to fall out of his mouth, has him squeezed by a eight-foot sandwich constricter and introduces a naked Homestar Runner to the story.

Photos of Strong Bad Bullying Strong Sad

Look out, Strong Sad, it's Strong Bad! With a knife!	"Grabbin' your butt? That's not very ladylike."	BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT!	Is he dead?
"I'll improve on your methods!"	"Douglas!"	This wasn't the first time that happened to him... today.	"Since when did you start wearing a class ring?"
"Watch out Julian Sands!"	"One night in Bangkok and the rough got rougher..."	"Ow! What was that for?"	"And then we just... ask him."
"I'll broaden your horizons!"	"Suddenly, an eight-foot sub sandwich constrictor engsmsploded out of nowhere!"

Strong Sad's Revenge

These are times when Strong Sad has either proved Strong Bad wrong or made fun of him, much to Strong Bad's chagrin.

• Email stand-up — Strong Sad shows the viewer Strong Bad's failed comedic act.
• Email gimmicks — Strong Sad tells Strong Bad that a computer like his (the Tandy 400) could be bought in a garage sale for 15 dollars.
• Email morning routine — Strong Sad interrupts Strong Bad's response to Mike's email several times.
• Email marzipan — Strong Sad does not fall for Strong Bad's "vinegar toast" prank.
• Email 2 emails — Strong Sad fools Strong Bad to believe that "About a million ladies called... and said they'd be a few minutes late".
• Email labor day — With Strong Bad's absence, Strong Sad jokes that maybe his invitation got "da-leet-ed".
• Email couch patch — Strong Sad reveals that Lil' Strong Bad believed Carl Lewis was a woman. And that she was hot.
• Email colonization — Strong Sad "hassles" Strong Bad about his use of ketchup as a topping on eggs.
• Email kind of cool — Strong Sad proclaims that the "different kind of cool" Strong Bad would be if he was like Senor Cardgage is not cool at all.
• Email army — Strong Sad joins the Homestarmy, which rallies against the "two-bit wrestleman and his yellow dog".
• Email different town — Strong Sad confuses Strong Bad and calls him a weirdo.
• Email dangeresque 3 — Strong Sad refuses to say his line for Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, Too? Instead he says the movie is stupid.
• Email extra plug — Strong Sad shushes Strong Bad for disrupting him watching a picture of Andy Griffith's head taped to a TV.
• Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon — While Strong Bad is in jail, Strong Sad turned the e-mail room into his tai chi space. Later, he sells out Strong Bad and The Cheat to Homestar and Pom Pom.
• Teen Girl Squad Issue 10 — Strong Sad catches Strong Bad trying to make out with a drawing of the made-over The Ugly One.
• Email looking old — Strong Sad acts as if Strong Bad is his great-grandmother after receiving a "lace lift" in an attempt to look young, and eventually takes him back to "the home".
• Email rough copy — Strong Sad repeatedly throws snowballs (which he had been storing in the freezer since he was eight) at Strong Bad and The Cheat.
• Main Page 24 — Strong Sad takes Strong Bad's pants, leaving him to search for them in his underwear.
• Email concert — Strong Sad smiles as he remarks to Strong Bad's "Hollywood Boulevards," "Oh, hello, pleatèd boots. What are you all gussied up for?"
• Email pizza joint — Strong Sad gives Strong Bad's website, virtualpizz.biz, and the email itself negative reviews.
• Email slumber party — Strong Sad mocks Strong Bad about his choice of pajamas at a slumber party.
• Email environment — Strong Sad, along with Marzipan, boycott Strong Bad's use of the Lappy 486 and try to convince him that he should use it in a more "eco-friendly" way.
• Email fan club — Strong Sad comes up with a fan fiction about Strong Bad: He makes him speak out of character, puts a bonnet on him and attempts to make him give Homestar Runner a deep-tissue massage.

Strong Bad and Strong Sad Getting Along

Rarely, Strong Bad and Strong Sad will be seen to get along in some way. This is usually one sided on Strong Sad's part.

• The Secrets That I Keep — Strong Bad and Strong Sad are seen getting along in a photo and a short movie.
• Email gimmicks — After Strong Bad was blown through a wall when his computer exploded, Strong Sad asks him if he is okay.
• Strong Sad's Lament — Strong Sad tried to teach Strong Bad how to whistle.
• Decemberween Email Menu — Strong Bad and Strong Sad pose for a picture with Strong Mad and The Cheat.
• Email caper — Strong Sad provides backing claps for The Cheat is Not Dead song; Strong Bad expresses surprise that he has rhythm.
• Email lackey (DVD Easter egg) — Strong Bad and Strong Sad fill out a Strong Lib, though Strong Bad is reluctant.
• Email different town — Strong Sad doesn't mind getting Strong Bad a bust of Bubo from the Clash of the Titans convention.
• Email other days — Strong Sad attempts to wake Strong Bad up so they can go to swim practice.
• Halloween Fairstival — Strong Bad asks Strong Sad for help with curing The Cheat's hiccups; Strong Sad gives him some advice.
• Email modeling — They have a civil conversation.
• Email extra plug — Strong Sad helps Strong Bad with his unplugged email.
• Sbemail 150?!? — Strong Sad offers to help Strong Bad with his 150th email.
• Email alternate universe — Strong Sad helps Strong Bad with his email song. Afterwards, Strong Bad thanks him.
• Fan Costumes '06 — Strong Sad helps Strong Bad make fun of someone dressed as a skinny Strong Sad.
• Email Accent — Strong Sad shows Strong Bad a projection of what Strong Bad's voice will sound like in five years, then calls in a specialist to help him recover his old accent.
• Email concert — Strong Sad attempts to get Strong Bad to like a band that isn't metal, and the two of them almost bond over it.
• Email bike thief — Strong Sad attempted to get Strong Bad to play Cat Burglar with him.
• Email pizza joint — Strong Sad gives Strong Bad's resturaunt, The Pizz, a favorable review.
• Jibblies 2 — Strong Bad includes Strong Sad in the "good characters", though it might have been accidental.
• Email winter pool — Strong Bad, Strong Sad, and Homestar all wait for the gelatin in the pool to achieve "maximum jiggle."

See Also

• Strong Sad's Severed Head
• Strong Sad's Imagined Death