Strong Badia the Free Responses
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On these pages, A → B (right arrow) means that the response happens when object A is used on thing B, or in the case of talking to other characters, the indicated sequence of chat topic icons are chosen.
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Locations
- Strong Badia the Free Responses (Bleak House)
- Strong Badia the Free Responses (The Field)
- Strong Badia the Free Responses (Homsar Reservation)
- Strong Badia the Free Responses (Pompomerania)
- Strong Badia the Free Responses (Country)
- Strong Badia the Free Responses (Marzistar)
- Strong Badia the Free Responses (The Castle)
Error Messages
Fake Sword
- STRONG BAD: This sword is as dull and weak as Strong Sad himself. It can't cut through anything!
- STRONG BAD: No fake swordplay for me. I don't smell bad enough.
Lighter
- STRONG BAD: Won't burn.
- STRONG BAD: That's not flammable!
- STRONG BAD: I'd love to see him not not on fire, but not not not now.
- (Only if "used" on Strong Bad himself)
- STRONG BAD: Man, I'm ALREADY on fire!
Katana
- STRONG BAD: I don't want to dull the mighty sword's blade.
- STRONG BAD: Nah, I'll let him live... for now.
- (Only if "used" on Strong Bad himself)
- STRONG BAD: I know things look bad, but ritual suicide is hardly ever the answer.
Glow Stick
- STRONG BAD: That looks better NOT glowing.
- STRONG BAD: This is no time for a rave, lightswitch or otherwise.
Pilot Wings
- STRONG BAD: He's done nothing to deserve these.
- (Only if "used" on Strong Bad himself)
- STRONG BAD: Nah, I already know I'm cool. I need to give these to somebody who's not so sure of himself.
Pottery Shard
- STRONG BAD: This thing's an ancient artifact! I gotta be careful with it.
- STRONG BAD: After all the crap I went through to get this, I'm not giving it to just anybody.
Power Strip
- STRONG BAD: That doesn't need power, I need power!
- (Only if "used" on Strong Bad himself)
- STRONG BAD: I can't decipher this ancient Homsartifact on my own. Maybe if I used it somewhere else...
Pretendix
- STRONG BAD: Nah, it takes a special kind of person to be impressed by a shriveled-up organ in a jar.
- (Only if "used" on Strong Bad himself)
- STRONG BAD: Nah. I've still got my original factory-installed pretendix.
Strong Bad Doll
- STRONG BAD: I'm keepin' this little guy with me. Junior appreciates me for who I am.
- STRONG BAD: Even a tiny, unlicensed version of me is still too awesome for him to handle.
Three-Ring Binder
- STRONG BAD: This is a priceless artifact, apparently! I gotta be careful with it.
Tony Stony
- STRONG BAD: Tony Stony's an important diplomat. I can't just go throwing him around everywhere.
100% Completion
- STRONG BAD: All right! An extra super special bonus costume! Looks like... {Max Skull-and-Crossbones Shirt appears on screen} ...some kind of cheesy cross-promotional marketing tie-in? Ah, well. Free shirt!
Hints
{While under house arrest}
- STRONG BAD: Eww... The Poopsmith really stunk up the place! I should open up a window.
{After talking with protestors}
- STRONG BAD: My genius ideas of escape aren't working. Maybe if I talk to the throngs of zealots outside I can get some idiotic ones.
{After hearing about the effigy}
- STRONG BAD: They call that an 'effigy' of The King of Town?!? I could make a better one with one hand tied behind my ear!
{After breaking out}
- STRONG BAD: Despite the fact that I am a card carrying litterbug, I should probably pick up some of the crap laying around here. It's looking like styhole city!
{Before acquiring the quesos}
- STRONG BAD: This map is working pretty good! I wonder if there's anything else in that board game I can use and abuse.
{After talking with The Cheat}
- STRONG BAD: Stupid The Cheat, thinks he needs more recognition! I recognize that he's being a SEVERE butt-pain! What does he want? A medal?
{After getting the lighter and talking with Strong Sad}
- STRONG BAD: What's taking me so long to beat Strong Sad? He'll fold like a big gray paper as soon as I put the heat to him.
{After burning one of Strong Sad's things}
- STRONG BAD: Strong Sad's will is breaking. I just need to turn up the heat to push him over the edge.
{After conquering Bleak House}
- STRONG BAD: I bet Club Technochocolate is JUMPIN' right about now!
{Before conquering Pompomerania, after The Cheat arrives}
- STRONG BAD: I'm gonna have to use all my diplomacy skills on Pom Pom to get him to join up.
{Before picking up the metal detector}
- STRONG BAD: There it is again. The feeling that I forgot to forget to make my bed.
{Before locating all the Homsartifacts}
- STRONG BAD: I should start building up my empire's economy, and there's only one practical way to do that: start digging for buried treasure.
- STRONG BAD: I gotta get back to treasure huntin'! There's untold riches everywhere! Er... At least sorta told riches.
{In Homsar Reservation, before picking up the Strong Bad doll}
- STRONG BAD: If I'm gonna be traveling through all these newly-formed countries, I should pick up some souvenirs before I crush and assimilate them.
- STRONG BAD: Maybe I should get Strong Sad a "get well soon" gift.
{After speaking with Strong Sad in the Homsar Reservation}
- STRONG BAD: I forgot how totally unadaptable Strong Sad is to foreign climates... or the Czar of the Thermostat as we call him at home.
{Before placing any of the Homsartifacts in the pylon}
- STRONG BAD: I'm sick of carrying all this Homsar crap around. It's got to be useful somewhere.
{During the Taranchula battle}
- STRONG BAD: The only way to kill the Taranchula is to cut both its heads off. Sometimes you just gotta tell it like it is.
{Before the Homestarmy draft}
- MARZIPAN: You better not be starting that Homestarmy thing again.
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Homestarmy? Never, lieutenant! I mean, corporal! I mean, Marzipan.
- MARZIPAN: I've told you a million times I don't like your friends hanging out at my house. I swear, sometimes I think we should just break up... again.
{Standing in front of the Model United Nations board}
- STRONG BAD: Why did I let Strong Mad give me Tony Stony? I gotta get rid of this thing.
{After drafting Coach Z but before annexing Homsar Reservation}
- STRONG BAD: Things are making too much sense. I want to talk to Homsar.
{After becoming the new King of Town}
- STRONG BAD: One of these doors has GOT to be the way outta here!
{After talking with Strong Sad/Homestar}
- STRONG BAD: Stupid The Of Town, thinks he can read all my email! Two can play at that game!
{After finding out about The Of Town's plot}
- STRONG BAD: Can The King of Town just make any dumb law he wants?
{After send the email}
Main Menu
New Game
- STRONG BAD: Under my new game, everyone gets ice cream!
- STRONG BAD: New Game!
Save/Load
- STRONG BAD: {rubbing hands together} Saveload!
- STRONG BAD: Savélowad.
- STRONG BAD: They ask, "Can this game be saved?" I ask, can this game be loaded?
Settings
- STRONG BAD: {shrugs} Settings?
- STRONG BAD: SETTINGS!
- STRONG BAD: Volume! Widescreen! Your vote counts!
Quit it
- THE KING OF TOWN: {comes in from the left} Death to tyrants!!
- STRONG BAD: {shoves him offscreen} Quit it!
- STRONG BAD: {pointing at camera} Quit it!
Preview
- STRONG BAD: {suggestively} Scenes from the next episode!
- STRONG BAD: Next time on S-B-C-G-4-A-P.
- STRONG BAD: I have a dream... of the next episode!
