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{{SBCG4AP Responses notation legend}}
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==Game Introduction==
 
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I don't know but I've been told, E-mail's best when it don't scroll!
 
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<blockquote class="lappy email">
 
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<div>Dumbest Law</div>
 
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Hey Strong Bad!<br/>
 
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What's the dumbest law the King of Town has ever passed?<br>
 
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Dont you think youd be a better ruler than the King of<br>
 
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Town?<br>
 
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Your pal, Roy T. Castle Hill.
 
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</blockquote>
 
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:''{Strong Bad pronounces "dont" as dahnt and "youd" as ya-ood}''
 
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, Roytee, it goes without saying that I'd be a better ruler than the King of Town. ''{Clears screen}'' But seriously, who wants that job? Stuck in a castle all day, stuck making dumb laws, probably stuck in the bathtub... no thanks, man.  ''{Cut to an over the shoulder shot of Strong Bad}'' And the King of Town's mostly harmless. Sure he's stupid looking, ''{Cut to drawing of the King of Town on a sheet of notebook paper, with labeled features including his Dumb Crown, Cheesy Beard, Stupid Red Robe and Fatness.}'' as this scientific diagram illustrates, but he stays out of my business, and that lazy faire approach to government is a welcome alternative.  ''{Strong Bad looks at the camera.}'' Ooh, I think I'd like to go the lazy fair.
 
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:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{standing in the doorway}'' Aha! Caught you red gloved-ed.
 
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' The King of Town?! How'd ''you'' get in here?
 
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:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' In flagrant disregard of my new e-mail tax, eh? One Creamy Ding snack cake for every e-mail sent or received!
 
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Cut to Strong Bad}'' E-mail tax?! ''{Zoom in}'' Flagrant?! ''{zoom in}'' Creamy ... ''{zoom in}'' Ding?!
 
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:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Oh, so you refuse to pay? Poopsmith, administer the collar of obedience!
 
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:''{The Poopsmith climbs in through the window, wearing full Municipality riot gear. He clubs Strong Bad off of Stooly to the floor}''
 
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' What are you doing?! Hey, cut that out! ''{overlapping}'' Ow! My freedom!
 
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:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' You are under house arrest. You have the right to bribe me. ''{Cut to Strong Bad, who is now wearing a metal collar with a flashing red light.}'' Anything you offer will be eaten by me whether cooked or raw. ''{Cut to exterior shot of front door, showing a pulsating electronic security gate, bearing matching lights to Strong Bad's collar.}'' Try walking past that fence downstairs, and ''{crown flips up}'' ''blammo''! Hope you weren't attached to that head. And one more thing.
 
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:''{The King of Town takes and eats Strong Bad's map from the previous game.}''
 
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' My map! I need that!
 
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:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' This'll make sure you stay put until you can pay up! Now let's ride, Poopsmith! Gotta go collect on my new Pour-a-Bag-of-Jellybeans-Down-My-Gullet tax!
 
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:''{The King of Town exits. The Poopsmith follows, crouching behind his shield and walking backwards out of the room.}''
 
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' House arrest? Aw man, this is the worse thing to happen to my style in a long line of bad things happening to my style. I gotta find a way outta here, and give that uncharacteristically oppressive King of Town a serious mustache pounding.
 
==Basement==
==Basement==
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===Couch Stuffing===
===Couch Stuffing===
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Aw man, I knocked the stuffing out of the couch again. ''{Takes stuffing.}'' I gotta stop having those dreams where I'm trapped in an elevator with milkmaid Homestar.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Aw man, I knocked the stuffing out of the couch again. ''{takes stuffing}'' I gotta stop having those dreams where I'm trapped in an elevator with milkmaid Homestar.
===Television===
===Television===
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:'''Only after annexing ''The Cheat and Tirerea''.'''
:'''Only after annexing ''The Cheat and Tirerea''.'''
::'''TELEVISION ANNOUNCER:''' Now the long national nightmare is over, thanks to one charismatic leader. Strong Bad, your star is on the rise! ''{Strong Bad chuckles silently}''
::'''TELEVISION ANNOUNCER:''' Now the long national nightmare is over, thanks to one charismatic leader. Strong Bad, your star is on the rise! ''{Strong Bad chuckles silently}''
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:'''Only after annexing ''Country''.'''
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::'''TELEVISION ANNOUNCER:''' Dateline: Country! Once a proud land filled with proud person, this developing nation now waves a new flag: the Strong Badian empire's.
:'''Only after annexing ''Bleak House''.'''
:'''Only after annexing ''Bleak House''.'''
::'''TELEVISION ANNOUNCER:''' Better luck next time, dough boy!
::'''TELEVISION ANNOUNCER:''' Better luck next time, dough boy!
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:'''Only after annexing the ''Homsar Reservation''.'''
:'''Only after annexing the ''Homsar Reservation''.'''
::'''TELEVISION ANNOUNCER:''' Welcome to the 20th century, Homsar! "Raised by a cup of coffee" indeed!
::'''TELEVISION ANNOUNCER:''' Welcome to the 20th century, Homsar! "Raised by a cup of coffee" indeed!
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:'''Only after annexing ''Country''.'''
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::'''TELEVISION ANNOUNCER:''' Dateline: Country! Once a proud land filled with proud person, this developing nation now waves a new flag: the Strong Badian empire's.
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===Trogdor Game===
===Trogdor Game===
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===Red Towel===
===Red Towel===
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Sad's old security blanket, Strong Mad's new ''{retches}'' "athletic region" towel. ''{Takes towel.}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Sad's old security blanket, Strong Mad's new ''{retches}'' "athletic region" towel. ''{takes towel}''
===Shower===
===Shower===
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===Sink===
===Sink===
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' I stopped looking through these cabinets after I found Strong Mad's tube of ''{disgustedly}'' below-the-belt paste. ''{Gets a small case of the jibblies.}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' I stopped looking through these cabinets after I found Strong Mad's tube of ''{disgustedly}'' below-the-belt paste. ''{Gets a small case of the jibblies}''
===Strong Mad's Room===
===Strong Mad's Room===
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=== Drawing ===
=== Drawing ===
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:'''Before adding any objects to the effigy'''
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:'''Before escaping house arrest'''
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::''{Cut to close up view of the drawing}''
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::''{cut to close up view of drawing}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Stupid King of stupid Town.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Stupid King of stupid Town.
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:'''After adding at least one object to the effigy'''
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:'''After escaping'''
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::''{Cut to close up view of the drawing. The body part corresponding with the objects already added is now colored}''
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::''{cut to close up view of drawing}''
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' I've almost captured the King of Dork's ridorkulous visage, but there's still much work to be dork... I mean, done.
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:'''After escaping house arrest'''
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::''{Cut to close up view of the drawing}''
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' You, like so many others, will soon learn what it means to cross the Strong Bad.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' You, like so many others, will soon learn what it means to cross the Strong Bad.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Strong Bad turns the lights off, and then back on}'' Intriguing.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Strong Bad turns the lights off, and then back on}'' Intriguing.
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Strong Bad turns the lights off, and then back on}'' Not so intriguing.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Strong Bad turns the lights off, and then back on}'' Not so intruguing.
===Look at Yard ===
===Look at Yard ===
:'''While under house arrest'''
:'''While under house arrest'''
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::''{Cut to exterior view. Strong Bad is looking out the window over The Cheat, Homestar, Marzipan, Strong Mad and Coach Z. An effigy of the King of Town stands in front of them, consisting of a white globe mounted on a short pole in the ground bearing the sign "King of Town". A pile of Creamy Dings lies at the base.}''
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::''{cut to exterior view, Strong Bad looking out the window over The Cheat, Homestar, Marzipan, Strong Mad and Coach Z. An effigy of the King of Town stands in front of them, consisting of a white globe mounted on a short pole in the ground bearing the sign "King of Town". A pile of Creamy Dings lies at the base}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' What are ''you'' guys doing here? Can't you see I've got enough troubles? I'm a political prisoner!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' What are ''you'' guys doing here? Can't you see I've got enough troubles? I'm a political prisoner!
::'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{holding her guitar, Carol}'' That's why we're here, Strong Bad. This is a peaceful protest rally.
::'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{holding her guitar, Carol}'' That's why we're here, Strong Bad. This is a peaceful protest rally.
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=== Random Shouts ===
=== Random Shouts ===
:'''Things heard shouted by the protesters outside (also heard when Strong Bad is [[#Looking at Yard|looking out the window]])'''
:'''Things heard shouted by the protesters outside (also heard when Strong Bad is [[#Looking at Yard|looking out the window]])'''
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:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No blood for Creamy Dings!
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:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No blood for creamy dings!
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
:'''COACH Z:''' No taxin' without representin'!
:'''COACH Z:''' No taxin' without representin'!
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===Cereal===
===Cereal===
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:''First time only''
 
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{zoom in on the cereal box}'' What's in the Cheat Commandos-Os box...? ''{finds the eye patch}'' A free sugar-frosted eye patch, just like the one Fightgar wore in the episode "Tickled Pink-Eye!"
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{zoom in on the cereal box}'' What's in the Cheat Commandos-Os box...? ''{finds the eye patch}'' A free sugar-frosted eye patch, just like the one Fightgar wore in the episode "Tickled Pink-Eye!"
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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===Front Door===
===Front Door===
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:'''While under house arrest'''
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:''{While under house arrest}''
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:''{Cut to Strong Bad walking out the door and past the fence. His head promptly explodes, plastering him against the opposite wall in the Living Room. He peels off and falls to his knees on the floor.}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Cut to Strong Bad walking out the door and past the fence. His head promptly explodes, plastering him against the opposite wall in the Living Room. He peels off and falls to his knees on the floor.}'' Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrbbbbt! ''{shakes the char off his face}'' An invisible fence that makes your head explode when you cross it. Seemed like such an awesome idea when I recommended it at the last town meeting.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrbbbbt! ''{Shakes the char off his face}'' An invisible fence that makes your head explode when you cross it. Seemed like such an awesome idea when I recommended it at the last town meeting.
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:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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:''{He walks out the door. An explosion pastes him to the wall again.}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{He walks out the door. An explosion pastes him to the wall again.}'' Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrbbbbt! ''{shakes the char off his face}'' Shaking off char-head's not nearly as satisfying as shaking off frying pan-head.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrbbbbt! ''{Shakes the char off his face}'' Shaking off char-head's not nearly as satisfying as shaking off frying pan-head.
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==Laundry Room==
==Laundry Room==
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===Dryer===
===Dryer===
:'''While under house arrest'''
:'''While under house arrest'''
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::''First time only''
 
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{finds camouflage pants}'' I knew if I ran them in the dryer a few hundred times, they'd shrink down to my size.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{finds camouflage pants}'' I knew if I ran them in the dryer a few hundred times, they'd shrink down to my size.
::{{short hr}}
::{{short hr}}
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===Pillow===
===Pillow===
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' A big fat pillow filled with big fat dust mites. ''{takes pillow}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' A big fat pillow filled with big fat dust mites. ''{takes pillow}''.
===Washer===
===Washer===
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{zoom in on the window}'' Aw, man. Of all the weeks I could've picked to install steel bars on all the ground floor windows. At least it stopped Strong Mad's sleepwalking.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{zoom in on the window}'' Aw, man. Of all the weeks I could've picked to install steel bars on all the ground floor windows. At least it stopped Strong Mad's sleepwalking.
====Lighter &rarr; Window====
====Lighter &rarr; Window====
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:''First time only''
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:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Gotta send a top-secret coded message to my man on the outside. ''{holds the lighter in the window, flicking it on and off as he talks}'' Operation...Excelsior...Is...Go. Please...Send...Secret...Plans. ''{receives Teen Girl Squad idea}'' All right! It's... a drawing of an egg. Oh boy, I guess I can make a drawing of an omelet now. ''{signals out the window}'' Thanks...for...nothing...moron.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Gotta send a top-secret coded message to my man on the outside. ''{holds the lighter in the window, flicking it on and off as he talks}'' Operation...Excelsior...Is...Go. Please...Send...Secret...Plans. ''{receives Teen Girl Squad idea}'' All right! It's... a drawing of an egg. Oh boy, I guess I can make a drawing of an omelet now. ''{signals out the window}'' Thanks...for...nothing...moron.
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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==Looking at Yard==
==Looking at Yard==
===Invisible Fence===
===Invisible Fence===
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:''{Cut to view of fence blocking front door}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{cut to view of fence blocking front door}'' I'm a-gonna have to get rid of that fence before I become a sickly pale shut-in like Strong Sad.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm a-gonna have to get rid of that fence before I become a sickly pale shut-in like Strong Sad.
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{opens the front door}'' Pallor to the people! ''{closes door}''
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{opening the front door}'' Pallor to the people! ''{closes door}''
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===King of Town effigy===
===King of Town effigy===
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:''{Close view of the base of the effigy, surrounded by Creamy Dings, slow pan up, revealing a plain pole bearing the sign "King of Town" and a plain white styrofoam sphere on top}''
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:''{close view of the base of the effigy, surrounded by Creamy Dings, slow pan up, revealing a plain pole bearing the sign "King of Town" and a plain white styrofoam sphere on top}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sarcastically}'' Wow, Marzipan, you've outdone yourself this time. You really nailed the eyes. It's like I'm staring into the King's beer-battered soul.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sarcastically}'' Wow, Marzipan, you've outdone yourself this time. You really nailed the eyes. It's like I'm staring into the King's beer-battered soul.
====If 1-3 inventory items have been used on the Effigy====
====If 1-3 inventory items have been used on the Effigy====
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::'''STRONG MAD:''' BURN THE KING!
::'''STRONG MAD:''' BURN THE KING!
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh well. Take him out, boys!
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh well. Take him out, boys!
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::''{Cut to ground up view of The Cheat, Strong Mad, Homestar and Coach Z. The Cheat smiles, pulls out a lighter, lights it, and walks off screen towards the effigy. Cut to a wide shot of the effigy, which bursts into flames and disappears. The two ends of the invisible fence do the same in turn. Cut to a shot of Strong Bad through the window}''
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::''{cut to ground up view of The Cheat, Strong Mad, Homestar and Coach Z. The Cheat smiles, pulls out a lighter, lights it, and walks off screen towards the effigy. Cut to a wide shot of the effigy, which bursts into flames and disappears. The two ends of the invisible fence do the same in turn. Cut to a shot of Strong Bad through the window}''
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' Sweet recently divorced lady freedom! ''{He removes the collar and holds it up in the air, it then bursts into flames and disappears}'' Onward to Strong Badia! Strong Badia, ''the Free''!
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' Sweet recently divorced lady freedom! ''{he removes the collar and holds it up in the air, it then bursts into flames and disappears}'' Onward to Strong Badia! Strong Badia, ''the Free''!
::'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, that's the name of thi&mdash;
::'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, that's the name of thi&mdash;
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Shut up!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Shut up!
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::''{Fade out. fade in on Strong Badia. Strong Bad and The Cheat stand before an audience of Homestar, Marzipan, Pom Pom, Strong Mad, Coach Z and Strong Sad}''
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::''{fade out. fade in on Strong Badia. Strong Bad and The Cheat stand before an audience of Homestar, Marzipan, Pom Pom, Strong Mad, Coach Z and Strong Sad}''
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' Friends and losers, my long incarceration has taught me that we can never be truly free until we reject the fat-thority of The King of Town. Hencetoforthwith, I shall only refer to him as, "The of Town". As of today, Strong Badia is its own independent nation!
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' Friends and losers, my long incarceration has taught me that we can never be truly free until we reject the fat-thority of The King of Town. Hencetoforthwith, I shall only refer to him as, "The of Town". As of today, Strong Badia is it's own independent nation!
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::''{All gasp}''
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::''{all gasp}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat, if you will...
::'''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat, if you will...
::''{The Cheat is shown behind the fence, mashing play on a boom box, organ chords begin to play. Cut to Strong Bad, who stands in front of a Strong Badian flag which fills the whole view}''
::''{The Cheat is shown behind the fence, mashing play on a boom box, organ chords begin to play. Cut to Strong Bad, who stands in front of a Strong Badian flag which fills the whole view}''
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' We should all live in a place where we are free! Free to pick our friends! Free to pick our noses! And most importantly, free to pick our friends' noses! ''{Strong Badian national anthem begins}'' That's why I, Strong Bad of the Mighty Tighty Whities, declare ''war'' on The of Town! Who's with me?! ''{blowing wind is heard, cut to a wide shot of Strong Badia, where now only Strong Bad and The Cheat remain}'' Where'd everybody go?
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' We should all live in a place where we are free! Free to pick our friends! Free to pick our noses! And most importantly, free to pick our friends' noses! ''{Strong Badian national anthem begins}'' That's why I, Strong Bad of the Might Tighty Whities, declare ''war'' on The of Town! Who's with me?! ''{blowing wind is heard, cut to a wide shot of Strong Badia, where now only Strong Bad and The Cheat remain}'' Where'd everybody go?
::'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}'' <!-- for some reason, not subtitled -->
::'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}'' <!-- for some reason, not subtitled -->
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''Seceded!?'' They can't do that! ''I'm'' the only one who gets his own country!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''Seceded!?'' They can't do that! ''I'm'' the only one who gets his own country!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, ain't that always the way. The one day an interesting package comes in the mail, is the day you get put under house arrest for tax evasion.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, ain't that always the way. The one day an interesting package comes in the mail, is the day you get put under house arrest for tax evasion.
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===Protestors===
 
====Protestors &rarr; Fence====
====Protestors &rarr; Fence====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Are you losers gonna just stand around losing, or help me get past that fence?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Are you losers gonna just stand around losing, or help me get past that fence?
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Any ideas how I can break house arrest and get past that fence?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Any ideas how I can break house arrest and get past that fence?
:'''MARZIPAN:''' No, but I've got some great ideas for things you can do indoors. Build a birdhouse, make a rabbit lean-to, construct a beetle pagoda&mdash;
:'''MARZIPAN:''' No, but I've got some great ideas for things you can do indoors. Build a birdhouse, make a rabbit lean-to, construct a beetle pagoda&mdash;
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Any ideas that don't involve me wanting to blow my brains out?
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Any ideas don't involve me wanting to blow my brains out?
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Hmm. Probably not.
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Hmm. Probably not.
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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===Mailbox===
===Mailbox===
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:''First time only''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{first time only}'' It's the cover for the instructions for Math Kickers featuring the Algebros! I'm glad I had the foresight to tear the book into individual pages and hide them around the neighbourhood, mailing the cover to myself in case I ever had to secede from the Municipality and unite the country under Strong Badian rule!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' It's the cover for the instructions for Math Kickers featuring the Algebros! I'm glad I had the foresight to tear the book into individual pages and hide them around the neighbourhood, mailing the cover to myself in case I ever had to secede from the Municipality and unite the country under Strong Badian rule!
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:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Nothing. Say what you will about The Of Town, but at least he got the mail delivered on time.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{each time thereafter}'' Nothing. Say what you will about The Of Town, but at least he got the mail delivered on time.
====Metal Detector &rarr; near Mailbox====
====Metal Detector &rarr; near Mailbox====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{digs up a 3-ring binder}'' All right! It's a priceless treasure from an ancient civilization, AND a great way to get organized for back-to-school!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{digs up a 3-ring binder}'' All right! It's a pricelss treasure from an ancient civilization, AND a great way to get organized for back-to-school!
===Package===
===Package===
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:''First time only''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{first time only}'' From: TPA? I wasn't expecting any packages... ''{looks underneath the package}'' Hey, the pilot wings the Trans-Place Airways people awarded me for finishing a flight without crying! Uh... I mean, for LANDING the plane. And saving everybody on board. And making out with all the stewardesses. After the pilot... errr... got a charlie horse. That I gave him.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' From: TPA? I wasn't expecting any packages... ''{looks underneath the package}'' Hey, the pilot wings the Trans-Place Airways people awarded me for finishing a flight without crying! Uh... I mean, for LANDING the plane. And saving everybody on board. And making out with all the stewardesses. After the pilot... errr... got a charlie horse. That I gave him.
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:{{short hr}}
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Nothing interesting.
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==Strong Bad Emails==
==Strong Bad Emails==
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===When sitting down===
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====Dumbest Law====
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:''During game intro only''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I don't know but I've been told, E-mail's best when it don't scroll!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I don't know but I've been told, E-mail's best when it don't scroll!
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{{sectionstub}}
 
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=== When deleting emails ===
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<blockquote class="lappy email">
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<div>Dumbest Law</div>
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Hey Strong Bad!<br/>
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What's the dumbest law the King of Town has ever passed?<br>
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Dont you think youd be a better ruler than the King of<br>
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Town?<br>
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Your pal, Roy T. Castle Hill.
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</blockquote>
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:''{Strong Bad pronounces "dont" as dahnt and "youd" as ya-ood}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{shouting}'' El Deleto Grande!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, Roytee, it goes without saying that I'd be a better ruler than the King of Town. ''{clears screen}'' But seriously, who wants that job? Stuck in a castle all day, stuck making dumb laws, probably stuck in the bathtub... no thanks, man.  ''{cut to over the shoulder shot of Strong Bad}'' And the King of Town's mostly harmless. Sure he's stupid looking, ''{cut to drawing of the King of Town on a sheet of notebook paper, his Dumb Crown, Cheesy Beard, Stupid Red Robe and Fatness are labelled}'' as this scientific diagram illustrates, but he stays out of my business, and that lazy faire approach to government is a welcome alternative.  ''{Strong Bad looks at the camera}'' Ooh, I think I'd like to go the lazy fair.
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:{{short hr}}
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Survey says, deleted!
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:{{short hr}}
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' DEE-LEE-TED!
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:{{short hr}}
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Deleted!
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:''{After each of these, the deleted sound plays, showing a red DELETED! screen which has the Female Lappy with devil horns.}''
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:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{standing in the doorway}'' Aha! Caught you red gloved-ed.
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=== When undeleting emails ===
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' The King of Town?! How'd ''you'' get in here?
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Undeleted!
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:{{short hr}}
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Deleted no more!
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:''{After each of these, the deleted sound plays backwards, showing a cyan UNDELETED! screen.}''
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:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' In flagrant disregard of my new e-mail tax, eh? One Creamy Ding snack cake for every e-mail sent or received!
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===Email 1: Dumbest Law===
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{cut to Strong Bad}'' E-mail tax?! ''{zoom in}'' Flagrant?! ''{zoom in}'' Creamy ... ''{zoom in}'' Ding?!
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:''Email only appears in game intro. See [[#Game Introduction|Game Introduction]].''
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===Email 2: homestarmy===
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:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Oh, so you refuse to pay? Poopsmith, administer the collar of obedience!
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 +
:''{The Poopsmith climbs in through the window, wearing the municipality armor and clubs Strong Bad off of Stooly to the floor}''
 +
 
 +
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What are you doing?! Hey, cut that out! ''{overlapping}'' Ow! My freedom!
 +
 
 +
:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' You are under house arrest. You have the right to bribe me. ''{cut to Strong Bad, who is now wearing a metal collar with a flashing red light}'' Anything you offer will be eaten by me whether cooked or raw. ''{cut to exterior shot of front door, showing a pulsating electronic security gate, bearing matching lights to Strong Bad's collar}'' Try walking past that fence downstairs, and ''blammo''! Hope you weren't attached to that head. And one more thing, ''{The King of Town takes and eats Strong Bad's map from the previous game}''
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 +
:'''STRONG BAD:''' My map! I need that!
 +
 
 +
:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' This'll make sure you stay put until you can pay up! Now let's ride, Poopsmith! Gotta go collect on my new Pour-a-Bag-of-Jellybeans-Down-My-Gullet tax! ''{The King of Town exits. The Poopsmith follows, crouching behind his shield and walking backwards out of the room}''
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 +
:'''STRONG BAD:''' House arrest? Aw man, this is the worse thing to happen to my style in a long line of bad things happening to my style. I gotta find a way outta here, and give that uncharacteristically oppresive King of Town a serious mustache pounding.
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====Homestarmy====
<blockquote class="lappy email">
<blockquote class="lappy email">
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<div>subject: homestarmy</div>
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<div>homestarmy</div>
yo strong bad.<br>
yo strong bad.<br>
is homestar still trying to find ppl to be in the homestarmy.<br>
is homestar still trying to find ppl to be in the homestarmy.<br>
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</blockquote>
</blockquote>
:''{Strong Bad softly pronounces "people" without any vowel emphasis, as spelt in the email. He also over-emphasizes the added "d" in "colledge".}''
:''{Strong Bad softly pronounces "people" without any vowel emphasis, as spelt in the email. He also over-emphasizes the added "d" in "colledge".}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, benf: the Homestarmy will take jst abt nebdy. ''{the last words of his sentence, "just about anybody", are pronounced briefly and with minimal vowel emphasis like with the "people" spelling above}'' But Homestar ''{an image shows up of Homestar in his Homestarmy getup}'' already blew their entire scholarship fund on an invisible time machine. That I sold him. So sorry, no college fund. ''{clears screen}'' Which bringeth me to my second point: I'm not thinking your biggest obstacle in "colledge" is going to be financial, if you get my drift. I'd start figuring out where in your parents' basement you're gonna hang your Bob Marley poster once you move back in.
 
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===Email 3: Homsar===
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, benf: the Homestarmy will take jst abt nebdy. ''{the last words of his sentence are pronounced briefly and with minimal vowel emphasis like with the "people" spelling above}'' But Homestar ''{an image shows up of Homestar in his Homestarmy getup}'' already blew their entire scholarship fund on an invisible time machine. That I sold him. So sorry, no college fund. ''{clears screen}'' Which bringeth me to my second point: I'm not thinking your biggest obstacle in "colledge" is going to be financial, if you get my drift. I'd start figuring out where in your parents' basement you're gonna hang your Bob Marley poster once you move back in.
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 +
====Homsar====
<blockquote class="lappy email">
<blockquote class="lappy email">
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<div>subject: Homsar</div>
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<div>Homsar</div>
Bonjour Strong Bad!<br>
Bonjour Strong Bad!<br>
Whats the deal with that Homsar guy? I cant understand a<br>
Whats the deal with that Homsar guy? I cant understand a<br>
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</blockquote>
</blockquote>
:''{Strong Bad pronounces "Whats" in a nasal voice tone and GA as "nnnn-GUH".}''
:''{Strong Bad pronounces "Whats" in a nasal voice tone and GA as "nnnn-GUH".}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Bonjour, le Paul. NOBODY can understand a "think" that Homsar says. ''{clears screen}'' Theories abound as to the cause of the baffling condition, but one things for sure: he is, like the rest of us, regardless of language, creed, or beliefs, making fun of you. So thank you, Les Paul, for bringing people together. ''{makes a guitar noise}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Bonjour, le Paul. NOBODY can understand a "think" that Homsar says. ''{clears screen}'' Theories abound as to the cause of the baffling condition, but one things for sure: he is, like the rest of us, regardless of language, creed, or beliefs, making fun of you. So thank you, Les Paul, for bringing people together. ''{makes a guitar noise}''
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===Email 4: Pom Pom===
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====Pom Pom====
<blockquote class="lappy email">
<blockquote class="lappy email">
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<div>subject: Pom Pom</div>
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<div>Pom Pom</div>
What's up, Sexy Strong Bad?<br>
What's up, Sexy Strong Bad?<br>
Don't take this the wrong way but we think Pom Pom<br>
Don't take this the wrong way but we think Pom Pom<br>
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, ladies? I guess? If I weren't already swimming in a hundred-dollar-bill-shaped pool full of email offers from co-educated females, I might be offended. ''{A crudely drawn image of Strong Bad swimming in a $100 bill shaped pool filled with email offers appears on screen.}'' But I am--splish! splash! e-mails!--so I can afford to let Pom Pom have a little ovaflow action. ''{clears screen}'' I don't know about his availablity though. He usually stops playing the field at around 100 girlfriends. I wouldn't get my hopes up if I were you. Most of the girls Pom Pom dates have names that don't sound suspiciously like TWO DUDES, Jesse the BOY and Jules the VERNES'S great-great grandson. P.S. You both look fat. P.P.S. Double burn.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, ladies? I guess? If I weren't already swimming in a hundred-dollar-bill-shaped pool full of email offers from co-educated females, I might be offended. ''{A crudely drawn image of Strong Bad swimming in a $100 bill shaped pool filled with email offers appears on screen.}'' But I am--splish! splash! e-mails!--so I can afford to let Pom Pom have a little ovaflow action. ''{clears screen}'' I don't know about his availablity though. He usually stops playing the field at around 100 girlfriends. I wouldn't get my hopes up if I were you. Most of the girls Pom Pom dates have names that don't sound suspiciously like TWO DUDES, Jesse the BOY and Jules the VERNES'S great-great grandson. P.S. You both look fat. P.P.S. Double burn.
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===Email 5: On Point Kings===
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====On Point Kings====
<blockquote class="lappy email">
<blockquote class="lappy email">
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<div>subject: On Point Kings</div>
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<div>On Point Kings</div>
Hey Strong Bad!<br>
Hey Strong Bad!<br>
What do the rest of the On Point Kings do when your not<br>
What do the rest of the On Point Kings do when your not<br>
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Lloyd, Reno
Lloyd, Reno
</blockquote>
</blockquote>
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:''{Strong Bad stresses the "your" and pronounces "Reno" as "Reh-NOH". As he types the first paragraph of his reply, a brochure about the On Point Kings shows up on screen.}''
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:''{Strong Bad pronounces "your" as "yore" and "Reno" as "Reh-NOH". As he types the first paragraph of his reply, a brochure about the On Point Kings shows up on screen.}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' The On Point Kings is a pretty exclusive group, the toughest of the tough, the coolest of the cool, the somethingest of the something. ''{clears screen}'' That pretty much rules out guys in Reno named L-lloyd. We'll keep your resume crumpled up and stuffed down Strong Mad's tube socks, though! As for what The Cheat and Strong Mad do when I'm not around? I imagine they sit around discussing whatever cool thing I did, or said, or sat on earlier that day. Those guys have the unspoken bond of lifelong friends. Which is good, 'cause speaking isn't either of their strong suits.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' The On Point Kings is a pretty exclusive group, the toughest of the tough, the coolest of the cool, the somethingest of the something. ''{clears screen}'' That pretty much rules out guys in Reno named L-lloyd. We'll keep your resume crumpled up and stuffed down Strong Mad's tube socks, though! As for what the The Cheat and Strong Mad do when I'm not around? I imagine they sit around discussing whatever cool thing I did, or said, or sat on earlier that day. Those guys have the unspoken bond of lifelong friends. Which is good, 'cause speaking isn't either of their strong suits.
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===Email 6: Tax Decree===
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====Tax Decree====
<blockquote class="lappy email">
<blockquote class="lappy email">
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<div>subject: Tax Decree</div>
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<div>Tax Decree</div>
Dear citizen,<br>
Dear citizen,<br>
This message is to inform you of the new EMAIL TAX<br>
This message is to inform you of the new EMAIL TAX<br>
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complaints to MY HINDER!
complaints to MY HINDER!
</blockquote>
</blockquote>
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:''{Strong Bad over-emphasizes all capitalized words in this email.}''
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:''{Strong Bad over-emphasizes all capitalised words in this email.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I still say the wording of this message is legally vague.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I still say the wording of this message is legally vague.
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==Strong Bad's Room==
==Strong Bad's Room==
===Trophy Case===
===Trophy Case===
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:''First time only''
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:'''First time only'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' My crown from Blubb-O's. ''{takes crown}'' Why did they ever stop making the Jalapeno 'n' King Snake Meat Double Deluxe? ''Why''?!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' My crown from Blubb-O's. ''{takes crown}'' Why did they ever stop making the Jalapeno 'n' King Snake Meat Double Deluxe? ''Why''?!
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' This is where I usually keep all my trophies and awards, but, uh... they're all out at a ceremony right now, getting trophies for being such good awards.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' This is where I usually keep all my trophies and awards, but, uh... they're all out a ceremony right now, getting trophies for being such good awards.
===Videlectrix Poster===
===Videlectrix Poster===
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ahh! My wall is exploding with video games! ''{Quickly zooms in on different parts of the poster}'' Nyaow! Nyaow! Nyaow!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ahh! My wall is exploding with video games! {''Quickly zooms in one different parts of the poster''}Nyaow! Nyaow! Nyaow!
===Dangeresque 3 Poster===
===Dangeresque 3 Poster===
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===Drawing Table===
===Drawing Table===
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Aww, man. I wish I hadn't used up all of my paper drawing that ''{Cuts to the drawing in the computer room}'' scientifically accurate picture of the King of Town. ''{Cuts back to Strong Bad}'' I guess the next issue of Teen Girl Squad will have to wait.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Aww, man. I wish I hadn't used up all of my paper drawing that {''Cuts to the drawing in the computer room''} scientifically accurate picture of the King of Town. {''Cuts back to Strong Bad''} I guess the next issue of Teen Girl Squad will have to wait.
===Metal Detector===
===Metal Detector===
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:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' All right!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' All right!
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:{{short hr}}
'''If the player used the Divide By Zero move once to clear the group'''
'''If the player used the Divide By Zero move once to clear the group'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Sllllice!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Sllllice!
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:{{short hr}}
'''If the player used the Polar Coordinates move once to clear the group'''
'''If the player used the Polar Coordinates move once to clear the group'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Kerrr-ash!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Kerrr-ash!
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'''Using Ryu's energyball move'''
'''Using Ryu's energyball move'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Energyball attack!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Energyball attack!
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:{{short hr}}
'''While punching with Dex or both characters during a boss fight'''
'''While punching with Dex or both characters during a boss fight'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Punch! Maim!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Punch! Maim!
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:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ha! Take that, played-out internet cliché!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ha! Take that, played-out internet cliché!
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:{{short hr}}
'''When using the Logarithm move'''
'''When using the Logarithm move'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Logarithm attack!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Logarithm attack!
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===Bed?===
===Bed?===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' With just a bed and a little imagination, home organization is a breeze!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' With just a bed and a little imagination, home organization is a breeze!
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:'''After setting the bed on fire'''
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:{{short hr}}
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' Job's done!
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'''After setting the bed on fire'''
 +
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Job's done!
====Lighter &rarr; Bed?====
====Lighter &rarr; Bed?====
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'''When Strong Bad walks near, first time only'''
'''When Strong Bad walks near, first time only'''
:'''STRONG SAD:''' If you're going to beat me up, make it quick. I've got a full agenda today.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' If you're going to beat me up, make it quick. I've got a full agenda today.
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+
:{{short hr}}
 +
'''When Strong Bad returns after the protesters seceeded, first time only'''
 +
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Well met, fellow ruler! And welcome to Bleak House, a constitutional monarchy rich in tradition and low in saturated fat. ''{pats his stomach twice}''
 +
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That is clearly not true.
 +
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Yes, yes.  I trust you've come to negotiate a peaceful trade agreement between our great nations?
 +
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I've come to negotiate a violent military coup between Your Mouthia and Shutupistan.
 +
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Hey, you can't push me around anymore, Strong Bad! I'm King of my own nation now, and I've got all the documentation to prove it!
 +
:{{short hr}}
'''When Strong Bad walks near prior to annexing Bleak House, first time only'''
'''When Strong Bad walks near prior to annexing Bleak House, first time only'''
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Welcome to Bleak House, good sir king!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Welcome to Bleak House, good sir king!
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:{{short hr}}
'''Each time thereafter until Bleak House gets annexed'''
'''Each time thereafter until Bleak House gets annexed'''
:'''STRONG SAD:''' To lasting peace between our nations!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' To lasting peace between our nations!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, great.  Stuck under house arrest with no one but Little Lord FATleroy, the most depressing kid brother ever left on the front porch by gross gypsies.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, great.  Stuck under house arrest with no one but Little Lord FATleroy, the most depressing kid brother ever left on the front porch by gross gypsies.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' That's never been proven!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' That's never been proven!
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+
:{{short hr}}
-
'''When Strong Bad returns after the protesters seceded'''
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-
:''First time only''
+
-
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Well met, fellow ruler! And welcome to Bleak House, a constitutional monarchy rich in tradition and low in saturated fat. ''{pats his stomach twice}''
+
-
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That is clearly not true.
+
-
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Yes, yes.  I trust you've come to negotiate a peaceful trade agreement between our great nations?
+
-
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I've come to negotiate a violent military coup between Your Mouthia and Shutupistan.
+
-
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Hey, you can't push me around anymore, Strong Bad! I'm King of my own nation now, and I've got all the documentation to prove it!
+
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'''During Extended Play'''
'''During Extended Play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I hope you learned your lesson, Strong Sad, and you won't do anything as stupid as forming your own country again.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I hope you learned your lesson, Strong Sad, and you won't do anything as stupid as forming your own country again.
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' HOUSE arrest? That's not fair!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' HOUSE arrest? That's not fair!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Seriously! I mean... wait. Why are YOU upset?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Seriously! I mean... wait. Why are YOU upset?
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' I was hoping you'd get sent back to prison and I'd get some peace! I've got an unassembled model of the Kon-Tiki that's just waiting for your next incarceration!
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' I was hoping you'd get sent back to prison and I'd get some peace! I've got an unsassembled model of the Kon-Tiki that's just waiting for your next incarceration!
====Strong Sad &rarr; Fence====
====Strong Sad &rarr; Fence====
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====Strong Sad &rarr; Strong Badia====
====Strong Sad &rarr; Strong Badia====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' So. Doo-doo-ronemy. Why don't you just give up your little delusions of mediocrity and join Strong Badia already?
+
:'''STRONG BAD:''' So. Doo doo ronemy. Why don't you just give up your little delusions of mediocrity and join Strong Badia already?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' I'M the one with the flag, the documentation, the infrastructure! Who's to say you shouldn't join MY country?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' I'M the one with the flag, the documentation, the infrastructure! Who's to say you shouldn't join MY country?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, no really. You know you're gonna give up and start crying eventually, so why drag it out?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, no really. You know you're gonna give up and start crying eventually, so why drag it out?
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Seriously, your Dumpness. Just give up and join Strong Badia. I got important things to do.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Seriously, your Dumpness. Just give up and join Strong Badia. I got important things to do.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' No! My kingdom will always stand in defiance of you! ''{steps to his left}'' From over here.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' No! My kingdom will always stand in defiance of you! ''{steps to his left}'' From over here.
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+
:{{short hr}}
'''After Bleak House gets annexed'''
'''After Bleak House gets annexed'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, Lumpy. We've got to go annex some more countries if we're gonna attack the Of Town.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, Lumpy. We've got to go annex some more countries if we're gonna attack the Of Town.
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====Strong Sad &rarr; Medal====
====Strong Sad &rarr; Medal====
-
'''Only available before acquiring the Pilot Wings'''
 
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What are you working on now? Gettin' an early start on your terms of surrender?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What are you working on now? Gettin' an early start on your terms of surrender?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Shows how much YOU know! I'm designing the medals for all my cabinet members and chiefs of staff!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Shows how much YOU know! I'm designing the medals for all my cabinet members and chiefs of staff!
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====Fake Sword &rarr; Strong Sad====
====Fake Sword &rarr; Strong Sad====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I dub thee... Sir Dumpsalot.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I dub thee... Sir Dumpsalot.
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-
====Katana &rarr; Strong Sad====
 
-
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Naw, it'd take hours to cut through all that blubber. What's the point of using a samurai sword if you can't cleft people in twain?
 
====Pillow &rarr; Strong Sad====
====Pillow &rarr; Strong Sad====
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' Pilot wings? For me? You really want me on your...
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Pilot wings? For me? You really want me on your...
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What was I thinking? No way is Strong Sad cool enough for these things.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What was I thinking? No way is Strong Sad cool enough for these things.
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:{{short hr}}
 
-
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No way is Strong Sad cool enough for these things.
 
===After first item is burned===
===After first item is burned===
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' Well... you can burn whatever you want, but you'll never put out the fire in my people's hearts!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Well... you can burn whatever you want, but you'll never put out the fire in my people's hearts!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, a resistance movement. How quaint. I trust you've heard of my Secret The Cheat?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, a resistance movement. How quaint. I trust you've heard of my Secret The Cheat?
-
:''{Ominous music plays as The Cheat comes towards the front door, holding another lighter and a set of tweezers}''
+
''{ominous music plays as The Cheat comes towards the front door, holding another lighter and a set of nail clippers}''
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{ignites the lighter}'' Mezehmeh meh meh ze MEH MEH!
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{ignites the lighter}'' Mezehmeh meh meh ze MEH MEH!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' All right, I give up! I'll be usurped by Strong Badia.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' All right, I give up! I'll be usurped by Strong Badia.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' As long as that doesn't mean you follow me around everywhere and waste my time trying to talk to me. ''{jumps off the bed}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' As long as that doesn't mean you follow me around everywhere and waste my time trying to talk to me. ''{jumps off the bed}''
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Actually, that's exactly what it means.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Actually, that's exactly what it means.
-
:''{Old timey music is heard as the screen focuses on the map, with Bleak House now turning red.}''
+
''{old timey music is heard as the screen focuses on the map, with Bleak House now turning red.}''
-
:'''ANNOUNCER:''' Bleak House surrenders! In a humiliating display of not courage, His Lordship "King" Coolberius Strong Sad Allan Poe the First did everything but collapse into heaving sobs when confronted by Strong Badia's superior military fists. ''{screen focuses on Strong Sad}'' Better luck next time, dough boy!
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:'''ANNOUNCER:''' Bleak House surrenders! In a humiliating display of not courage, His Lordship "King" Coolberlus Strong Sad Allan Poe the First did everything but collapse into heaving sobs when confronted by Strong Badia's superior military fists. ''{screen focuses on Strong Sad}'' Better luck next time, dough boy!
===sloshy poster===
===sloshy poster===
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===Bookcase===
===Bookcase===
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'''After escaping from house arrest'''
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'''After escaping from house arrset'''
-
:''First time only''
+
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{discovers a drawing of a tar pit}'' An ancient scroll with an ancient drawing of an ancient tar pit! This gives me a great idea for the Teen Girl Squad!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{discovers a drawing of a tar pit}'' An ancient scroll with an ancient drawing of an ancient tar pit! This gives me a great idea for the Teen Girl Squad!
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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===Box===
===Box===
-
:''First time only''
+
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{first time only}'' ''{looks underneath the box}'' A souveneir flag from Blecch House?
-
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{looks underneath the box}'' A souveneir flag from Blecch House?
+
:'''STRONG SAD:''' I had 2,000 of them made specially for my inauguration.  It took my entire life savings.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' I had 2,000 of them made specially for my inauguration.  It took my entire life savings.
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
-
:'''STRONG BAD:''' It's empty.
+
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{each time thereafter}'' It's empty.
===Fake Sword===
===Fake Sword===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' It's the dull fake sword Strong Sad uses for his... shudder... live-action role playing. ''{takes it}'' Never before have PVC pipe and duct tape forged so mighty a blade!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' It's the dull fake sword Strong Sad uses for his... shudder... live-action role playing. ''{takes it}'' Never before have PVC pipe and duct tape forged so mighty a blade!
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{{SBCG4AP}}
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[[Category:Video Game Responses]]

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