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  <line start="21" end="61" speaker="sfx">music</line>
  <line start="62" end="98" speaker="silentrip">You sure this is where the Topplegangers' Hideout is?</line>
  <line start="99" end="113" speaker="gunhaver">I hope so.</line>
  <line start="114" end="176" speaker="gunhaver">If not, we're surrounded by an entirely <em>different</em> rag-tag band of mercenaries.</line>
  <line start="177" end="199" speaker="sfx">danger music</line>
  <line start="200" end="222">
   <sfx>danger music</sfx>
   <gunhaver>All together now boys.</gunhaver>
  </line>
  <line start="225" end="252">
   <silentrip>Mmmmmm...<span style="visibility:hidden"> Gulp!</span></silentrip>
   <gunhaver>Mmmmmm...<span style="visibility:hidden"> Gulp!</span></gunhaver>
   <crackotage>Mmmmmm...<span style="visibility:hidden"> Gulp!</span></crackotage>
  </line>
  <line start="253" end="262">
   <silentrip>Mmmmmm... Gulp!</silentrip>
   <gunhaver>Mmmmmm... Gulp!</gunhaver>
   <crackotage>Mmmmmm... Gulp!</crackotage>
  </line>
  <line start="263" end="350" speaker="subtlefuge">Well, if it isn't my good twin brother, Crapotage. And a couple of Cheat Commandos.</line>
  <line start="351" end="391" speaker="crackotage">Not anymore, Subtlefuge. We're on our own.</line>
  <line start="392" end="457" speaker="silentrip">And we need your help to break into the Headquarters Playset and free Blue Laser.</line>
  <line start="458" end="495" speaker="subtlefuge">And how do we know this isn't a trap?</line>
  <line start="496" end="551" speaker="gunhaver">I've been wearing these same boxers for three days!</line>
  <line start="552" end="615" speaker="subtlefuge">Euhhg! I'm convinced. You might as well meet the rest of the Topplegangers.</line>
  <line start="619" end="635" speaker="subtlefuge">Dryghost. <span style="visibility: hidden">Swampslash. Fudgeclank.</span></line>
  <line start="636" end="653" speaker="subtlefuge">Dryghost. Swampslash. <span style="visibility: hidden">Fudgeclank.</span></line>
  <line start="654" end="665" speaker="subtlefuge">Dryghost. Swampslash. Fudgeclank.</line>
  <line start="667" end="683" speaker="fudgeclank" sfx="sfx">laughs</line>
  <line start="684" end="723" speaker="subtlefuge">Each is sold separately with rifle and gear.</line>
  <line start="724" end="733" speaker="sfx">ding</line>
  <line start="734" end="738" speaker="sfx">music</line>
  <line start="739" end="814" speaker="flashfight">And then we all reverse flank, drop trou, and the insurgents should surrender! Any questions?</line>
  <line start="815" end="874" speaker="fightgar">Yeah, can we let Blue Laser out so we can maybe have some fun for once?</line>
  <line start="875" end="892">
   <fightgar sfx="sfx">laughing</fightgar>
   <firebert sfx="sfx">laughing</firebert>
  </line>
  <line start="893" end="982" speaker="flashfight">Uh-uh! Don't make me have to fire <em>you</em>, Firebert. I'd hate to waste such an exquisite commando name!</line>
  <line start="983" end="995" speaker="firebert">sad The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="1007" end="1092" speaker="reynold">And I'd like to submit a formal request for you to shut your face whenever it's convenient for you, and if not, then no problem!</line>
  <line start="1093" end="1135" speaker="commander">Aw, come on! Really let 'er rip!</line>
  <line start="1136" end="1150" speaker="reynold">I'll tear off your face!</line>
  <line start="1151" end="1166" speaker="reynold">I'll tear it right off!</line>
  <line start="1167" end="1191" speaker="reynold">I'll tear it off and wear it to town!</line>
  <line start="1192" end="1246" speaker="commander">Whoa! Struck a nerve there, eh, little Scrawnjob?</line>
  <line start="1247" end="1296" speaker="reynold">Mmmm, Scrawnjob! I like the sound of that.</line>
  <line start="1297" end="1311" speaker="sfx">musical sting</line>
  <line start="1312" end="1334">
   <sfx>musical sting</sfx>
   <subtlefuge voiceover="yes">Here are the plans!</subtlefuge>
  </line>
  <line start="1335" end="1356" speaker="silentrip" voiceover="yes">Where did you get those?!</line>
  <line start="1357" end="1377" speaker="dryghost" voiceover="yes">We've had 'em for a while.</line>
  <line start="1378" end="1416" speaker="dryghost">I got the headquarters playset for my Bar Mitzvah.</line>
  <line start="1417" end="1466" speaker="swampslash" voiceover="yes">It looks like this rear battery cover leads to the holding cell.</line>
  <line start="1467" end="1492" speaker="gunhaver">Then that's our way in!</line>
  <line start="1493" end="1527" speaker="subtlefuge">We'll take the Ramshankle!</line>
  <line start="1528" end="1621" speaker="singers" voiceover="yes">It's the Ramshankle, and you know dang well, it's made out of old vehicles that we couldn't sell!</line>
  <line start="1622" end="1675" speaker="flashfight">Since you've all been working so hard, I have a little surprise for you.</line>
  <line start="1676" end="1720" speaker="flashfight">Non-Violent Dressage Mishaps Volume 4!</line>
  <line start="1721" end="1729">
   <fightgar sfx="sfx">groan</fightgar>
   <ripberger sfx="sfx">groan</ripberger>
   <firebert sfx="sfx">groan</firebert>
  </line>
  <line start="1730" end="1733">
   <fightgar>Aw, I wanted to watch... ponies... fightin'.</fightgar>
   <ripberger sfx="sfx">groan</ripberger>
   <firebert sfx="sfx">groan</firebert>
  </line>
  <line start="1734" end="1767" speaker="fightgar">Aw, I wanted to watch... ponies... fightin'.</line>
  <line start="1768" end="1792" speaker="sfx">music</line>
  <line start="1793" end="1837" speaker="crackotage">Here's the battery cover, but how will we ever get it open?</line>
  <line start="1838" end="1886" speaker="subtlefuge">Leave that to Swampslash, our master of disguise.</line>
  <line start="1887" end="1940" speaker="subtlefuge">He speaks three different languages, and can blend in anywhere.</line>
  <line start="1941" end="2042" speaker="swampslash">Uh... Charge. Positive. Negative. Rabbit. Um... Lick?</line>
  <line start="2051" end="2069" speaker="all" sfx="sfx">coughing</line>
  <line start="2070" end="2112" speaker="silentrip">No wonder the electronic lights and sounds stopped working.</line>
  <line start="2113" end="2159" speaker="silentrip">These batteries haven't been changed since Donnie's twelfth birthday!</line>
  <line start="2160" end="2182" speaker="sfx">musical sting</line>
  <line start="2183" end="2241" speaker="gunhaver">Sorry Blue Laser, you've stayed in jail for the last time!</line>
  <line start="2242" end="2267" speaker="commander">Can I get a "bo-nus"?!</line>
  <line start="2268" end="2286" speaker="gunhaver">Bo-nus!</line>
  <line start="2287" end="2325" speaker="gunhaver">Now get out there and make with the evil schemes!</line>
  <line start="2326" end="2387" speaker="commander">"Evil scheme" is quite literally my middle name! It's Slovenian!</line>
  <line start="2388" end="2394" speaker="gunhaver" voiceover="yes">Ha!</line>
  <line start="2395" end="2435" speaker="gunhaver">This terlet has the green water in it! A-cool!</line>
  <line start="2436" end="2468" speaker="subtlefuge">Now, there's the slight matter of our,</line>
  <line start="2469" end="2511" speaker="subtlefuge" volume="0.8">er um uh, let me think of it, how do say, er, uh,</line>
  <line start="2512" end="2530" speaker="subtlefuge">payments!</line>
  <line start="2531" end="2558" speaker="silentrip">Oh! Uh... right.</line>
  <line start="2559" end="2622" speaker="silentrip">How do you feel about defaulted, unpaid, triple mortgages on restaurant spaces?</line>
  <line start="2623" end="2653" speaker="subtlefuge">As good as gold!</line>
  <line start="2654" end="2660" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">And then...</line>
  <line start="2661" end="2664" speaker="all" sfx="sfx">gasp</line>
  <line start="2665" end="2675" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">...once again...</line>
  <line start="2676" end="2679" speaker="all" sfx="sfx">excited gasp</line>
  <line start="2680" end="2712" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">...absolutely nothing happened.</line>
  <line start="2713" end="2727" speaker="all" sfx="sfx">moan</line>
  <line start="2728" end="2732" speaker="sfx">static</line>
  <line start="2733" end="2766" speaker="commander">Attention Cheat Commandos!</line>
  <line start="2767" end="2771" speaker="all" sfx="sfx">gasp</line>
  <line start="2772" end="2789" speaker="flashfight">How did <em>he</em> get out?!</line>
  <line start="2790" end="2817" speaker="commander">You're already too late!</line>
  <line start="2818" end="2938" speaker="commander">I've flooded the world's amusement parks with counterfeit Skee-Ball tickets, causing the cost of Skee-Ball prizes to sky-rocket!</line>
  <line start="2939" end="2944">
   <flashfight>And why should the military be concerned with this?</flashfight>
   <fightgar sfx="sfx">gasp</fightgar>
   <firebert sfx="sfx">gasp</firebert>
  </line>
  <line start="2944" end="2976" speaker="flashfight">And why should the military be concerned with this?</line>
  <line start="2977" end="3014" speaker="fightgar">You'll never get away with it, Blue Laser!</line>
  <line start="3015" end="3041" speaker="commander">Oh, it wasn't my idea.</line>
  <line start="3042" end="3107" speaker="commander">Meet Blue Laser's newest evil mastermind, Scrawnjob!</line>
  <line start="3108" end="3123" speaker="sfx">musical sting</line>
  <line start="3124" end="3143"><sfx>musical sting</sfx><reynold>That's right, Cheat ComannDON'TS!</reynold></line>
  <line start="3144" end="3153"><span style="visibility:hidden"><sfx>musical sting</sfx></span><reynold>That's right, Cheat ComannDON'TS!</reynold></line>
  <line start="3154" end="3197" speaker="reynold">Say goodbye to those oversized novelty sunglasses!</line>
  <line start="3198" end="3229" speaker="reynold">And that boom box was never attainable!</line>
  <line start="3230" end="3284" speaker="flashfight">So, you've made a game for eight-year-olds slightly more of a rip-off.</line>
  <line start="3285" end="3323" speaker="flashfight">I still don't see how this affects global security.</line>
  <line start="3324" end="3341" speaker="gunhaver" voiceover="yes">Don't you see, Admiral?</line>
  <line start="3342" end="3408" speaker="gunhaver">Without plastic crap to win, kids will have no recourse but to join criminal groups!</line>
  <line start="3409" end="3456" speaker="gunhaver">The world will be overrun with lasers of <em>all</em> colors!</line>
  <line start="3457" end="3571" speaker="commander"><em>(halfheartedly)</em> Oh no, Gunhaver figured it out, rendering my plan useless through the TV! Bested again by my old nemesis.</line>
  <line start="3572" end="3587" speaker="all">Yay!</line>
  <line start="3588" end="3652" speaker="flashfight">Oh well. I suppose you two are ridiculous enough to justify the other's existence.</line>
  <line start="3653" end="3690" speaker="flashfight">Here, Gunhaver, you can... have gun.</line>
  <line start="3691" end="3700" speaker="gunhaver">Thanks!</line>
  <line start="3701" end="3708" speaker="sfx">cocking sound</line>
  <line start="3709" end="3713" speaker="sfx">bang!</line>
  <line start="3714" end="3722" speaker="all" sfx="sfx">gasp</line>
  <line start="3723" end="3763" speaker="gunhaver">No, it's cool. He's wearin' that bullet-proof vest from earlier.</line>
  <line start="3764" end="3770" speaker="reinforcements">Hey guys.</line>
  <line start="3780" end="3809">
    <sfx>Cheat Commandos Theme</sfx>
    <singer>-s and toys!!</singer>
  </line>
  <line start="3826" end="3898" speaker="crackotage">And now that I'm back as part of the team, I can get into my old rhyme scheme. Laughity laugh laugh!</line>
  <line start="3899" end="3918" speaker="all" sfx="sfx">moan</line>
  <line start="3927" end="3959" speaker="sfx">music</line>
  <line start="3960" end="3988">
   <sfx>music</sfx>
   <taranchula>That's what happens when you're down with the Fudgeclank!!!</taranchula>
  </line>
  <line start="3989" end="4007" speaker="fudgeclank" sfx="sfx">laughs</line>
</transcript>
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