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<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="sbemail15.swf" width="550" height="400">
  <line start="16" end="60" speaker="strongbad"><em>(singing)</em> Everybody...check your email...</line>
  <line start="67" end="80" speaker="strongbad">Dear Strong Bad,</line>
  <line start="82" end="131" speaker="strongbad">How do you do it... no question mark. Teach me some of your tricks.</line>
  <line start="132" end="155" speaker="strongbad">With crap, T.J.</line>
  <line start="158" end="216" speaker="strongbad">Well, I mean I can't tell you all of them TJ. But, you know, there's the basics.</line>
  <line start="217" end="271" speaker="strongbad">I mean, like if somebody's like, "Hey! Are you listening to me?" You say, "Yes," but</line>
  <line start="272" end="292" speaker="strongbad">you know you're not really listening.</line>
  <line start="298" end="341" speaker="strongbad">Um, then there's the one where you say, "Hey! Look over there."</line>
  <line start="342" end="357" speaker="strongbad">And when they turn their head,</line>
  <line start="358" end="400" speaker="strongbad">you know there's nothing there and you pour some Coke down their shirt.</line>
  <line start="401" end="445" speaker="strongbad">And this one is a little amateur, but it has worked for me in the past.</line>
  <line start="451" end="495" speaker="strongbad">You know, you bet somebody a hundred "bucks", and if they win,</line>
  <line start="496" end="535" speaker="strongbad">you give them like a hundred kicks in the butt...</line>
  <line start="538" end="556" speaker="strongbad">...and you say you call that a buck.</line>
  <line start="557" end="602" speaker="strongbad">I mean, I don't know, somebody invented that...and...it works pretty good.</line>
  <line start="603" end="616" speaker="strongbad">You get to kick somebody.</line>
  <line start="621" end="653" speaker="strongbad">But everyone has a different taste, you know?</line>
  <line start="656" end="675" speaker="strongbad">Develop your own style, TJ.</line>
  <line start="680" end="733" speaker="strongbad">Reach down inside yourself and pull out something... y'know...</line>
  <line start="734" end="799" speaker="strongbad">not like...organs. You know what I mean. Anyways, e-mail...</line>
  <line start="800" end="816" speaker="strongbad">There'll be another one next week.</line>
  <line start="817" end="827">
    <strongbad>There'll be another one next week.</strongbad>
    <sfx sfx="sfx">Preeow!</sfx>
  </line>
</transcript>
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