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   <line start="18" end="54" speaker="strongbad"><em>(singing)</em> Start your day the sbemail way,</line>
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   <line start="18" end="54" speaker="strongbad"><em>(singing) Start your day the sbemail way,</em></line>
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   <line start="55" end="94" speaker="strongbad">and never get out of beeeed!</line>
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   <line start="55" end="94" speaker="strongbad"><em>and never get out of beeeed!</em></line>
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   <line start="101" end="115" speaker="strongbad" volume=".8"><em>(sounding bored)</em> Ehhh, "Hey, Strong Bad."</line>
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   <line start="101" end="115" speaker="strongbad" volume=".8"><em>(sounding bored)</em> Ehhh, hey, Strong Bad.</line>
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   <line start="116" end="160" speaker="strongbad" volume=".8">"I was wondering what was the stupidest thing that Homestar ever did, said, or imagined?"</line>
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   <line start="116" end="160" speaker="strongbad" volume=".8">I was wondering what was the stupidest thing that Homestar ever did, said, or imagined?</line>
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   <line start="162" end="184" speaker="strongbad" volume=".8">"Uuuuuuuuur biggest fan,"</line>
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   <line start="162" end="184" speaker="strongbad" volume=".8">Uuuuuuuuur biggest fan,</line>
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   <line start="185" end="213" speaker="strongbad" volume=".8">"Spanky Elgrondo, Nueva York."</line>
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   <line start="185" end="213" speaker="strongbad" volume=".8">Spanky Elgrondo, Nueva York.</line>
   <line start="219" end="259" speaker="strongbad">Well, my good Spank, that is <em>way</em> too broad a subject</line>
   <line start="219" end="259" speaker="strongbad">Well, my good Spank, that is <em>way</em> too broad a subject</line>
   <line start="260" end="312" speaker="strongbad">and would take several days just to scratch the surface of the tip of that iceberg.</line>
   <line start="260" end="312" speaker="strongbad">and would take several days just to scratch the surface of the tip of that iceberg.</line>
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     <sfx>audience ooohs</sfx>
     <sfx>audience ooohs</sfx>
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   <line start="703" end="748" speaker="homestar">From "Drab" to "Fab" with nothing but mustaaaard!</line>
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   <line start="703" end="750" speaker="homestar">From "Drab" to "Fab" with nothing but mustaaaard!</line>
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   <line start="749" end="762" speaker="sfx">audience squeals</line>
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   <line start="751" end="762" speaker="sfx">audience squeals</line>
   <line start="763" end="825" speaker="homestar">Now my next guest says her man doesn't give respect when she comes correct.</line>
   <line start="763" end="825" speaker="homestar">Now my next guest says her man doesn't give respect when she comes correct.</line>
   <line start="826" end="860" speaker="homestar">But he thinks she's just a drama mama!</line>
   <line start="826" end="860" speaker="homestar">But he thinks she's just a drama mama!</line>
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   <line start="1284" end="1318" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Hey, Strong Bro! Keg party at the water cooler!</line>
   <line start="1284" end="1318" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Hey, Strong Bro! Keg party at the water cooler!</line>
   <line start="1319" end="1364" speaker="strongbad">Not now! I'm talking to phone tree survivor number thirteen!</line>
   <line start="1319" end="1364" speaker="strongbad">Not now! I'm talking to phone tree survivor number thirteen!</line>
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   <line start="1365" end="1397" speaker="strongbad">Yes, baby. The whole password.</line>
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   <line start="1365" end="1397" speaker="strongbad">Yes, lady. The whole password.</line>
   <line start="1398" end="1436" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Stro Bro! Free bagels at the water cooler!</line>
   <line start="1398" end="1436" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Stro Bro! Free bagels at the water cooler!</line>
   <line start="1437" end="1467" speaker="strongbad">I'm sorry, ma'am! Free bagels just happened!</line>
   <line start="1437" end="1467" speaker="strongbad">I'm sorry, ma'am! Free bagels just happened!</line>
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   <line start="1884" end="1940" speaker="homestar">Thanks, S-Bro! Man, where should we go for lunch today?</line>
   <line start="1884" end="1940" speaker="homestar">Thanks, S-Bro! Man, where should we go for lunch today?</line>
   <line start="1949" end="1964" speaker="homestar">Chinese buffet?</line>
   <line start="1949" end="1964" speaker="homestar">Chinese buffet?</line>
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   <line start="1967" end="2035" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">You know how in video games, if you get the super-duper high score, it eventually flips back to zero?</line>
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   <line start="1965" end="3812" speaker="other"><em>Subtitles not yet complete</em></line>
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  <line start="2039" end="2098" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Well, sometimes Homestar does something so stupid, he flips back to smart.</line>
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  <line start="2100" end="2127" speaker="homestar">...awash with flavor!</line>
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  <line start="2128" end="2173" speaker="strongsad">Uh, okay, Homestar. Then what's two plus two?</line>
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  <line start="2174" end="2238" speaker="homestar">Well, the force between any two charges is equal to the absolute value of the multiple of the charges</line>
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  <line start="2239" end="2300" speaker="homestar">divided by four pi times the vacuum permittivity times the distance squared between the two charges.</line>
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  <line start="2301" end="2353" speaker="strongsad">No, no, no, stupid! That's Coulomb's Law!</line>
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  <line start="2354" end="2376" speaker="homestar">Oh, right, sorry.</line>
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  <line start="2377" end="2398" speaker="homestar">Two plus two? That's easy.</line>
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  <line start="2399" end="2410" speaker="homestar">Twenty-two.</line>
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  <line start="2412" end="2452" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And last, of course, the most powerful branch:</line>
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  <line start="2454" end="2520" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The Boudoir of Doing Stupid Things While Inside a College Mascot Costume.</line>
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  <line start="2529" end="2569" speaker="homestar">Man oh man oh man! Man!</line>
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  <line start="2571" end="2662" speaker="homestar">Movin' into this mascot costume was probably the coolest and least lockin'-myself-out-of-my-house-inest decision I ever made!</line>
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  <line start="2668" end="2706" speaker="homestar">This juice box is gonna roast up good and plenty!</line>
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  <line start="2713" end="2732" speaker="homestar">Dark and lovely!</line>
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  <line start="2736" end="2759" speaker="homestar">Bed, Bath, and Be-yond!</line>
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  <line start="2760" end="2784" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">Homestar, what're you doin'?</line>
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  <line start="2785" end="2840" speaker="coachz">That thing's made outta flame pro-tardant polymascotfoamalate!</line>
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  <line start="2842" end="2864" speaker="homestar">Polymascotfoamalate?!</line>
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  <line start="2868" end="2937" speaker="rumblered">Hmm, but Earthling, they don't have Polymascotfoamalate on <em>my</em> planet.</line>
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  <line start="2938" end="2952" speaker="rumblered">Errr, rumble.</line>
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  <line start="2953" end="2990" speaker="thehomestar">That's 'cuz you're a Communist fool, red! <em>(pronounced as "commonest")</em></line>
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  <line start="2993" end="3023" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">Polymascotfoamalate!</line>
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  <line start="3024" end="3039" speaker="thehomestar">Feed it to the babies!</line>
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  <line start="3040" end="3062" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">Polymascotfoamalate!</line>
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  <line start="3063" end="3096" speaker="oldstrongbad">Or as a topping on soured cream!</line>
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  <line start="3097" end="3161" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Polymascotfoamalate! Helping America ingenuitize the future across the globe!</line>
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  <line start="3162" end="3168" speaker="sfx">record scratch</line>
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  <line start="3169" end="3209" speaker="homestar">Ohhhh, right. So I should be perfectly safe!</line>
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  <line start="3213" end="3225" speaker="homestar"><em>(singing)</em> Polymascotfo-</line>
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  <line start="3226" end="3238" speaker="sfx">explosion</line>
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  <line start="3253" end="3264" speaker="sfx">glass breaking</line>
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  <line start="3272" end="3354" speaker="strongbad">So there you have it! Now it's up to you to make your own informed decisions about the stupidest things Homestar's done.</line>
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  <line start="3357" end="3369" speaker="strongbad">Get involved!</line>
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  <line start="3373" end="3400" speaker="strongbad">Write a letter to your local Homestarman.</line>
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  <line start="3401" end="3436" speaker="strongbad">Or throw a trash can through a plate glass window.</line>
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  <line start="3442" end="3493" speaker="homestar"><em>(singing)</em> And that's how I become a laaaaw!</line>
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  <line start="3494" end="3538" speaker="homestar">Ptoo! Ptoo! Ptooooo!</line>
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  <line start="3541" end="3552" speaker="thepaper">preeeow!</line>
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  <line start="3575" end="3598" speaker="homestar">Ptoo! Ptooo!</line>
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  <line start="3613" end="3640" speaker="rumblered">Oh, but Limozeen-in-space-lings,</line>
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  <line start="3641" end="3697" speaker="rumblered">they don't have hot blonde groupies with high bangs on <em>my</em> planet.</line>
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  <line start="3698" end="3723" speaker="rumblered">Er, grumble.</line>
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  <line start="3724" end="3768" speaker="larry">That's 'cuz you don't have polyhairsprayteasealate!</line>
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  <line start="3770" end="3795" speaker="mary">And you're a communist fool!</line>
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