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<line start="18" end="54" speaker="strongbad"><em>(singing)</em> Start your day the sbemail way,</line> | <line start="18" end="54" speaker="strongbad"><em>(singing)</em> Start your day the sbemail way,</line> | ||
<line start="55" end="94" speaker="strongbad">and never get out of beeeed!</line> | <line start="55" end="94" speaker="strongbad">and never get out of beeeed!</line> | ||
- | <line start="101" end="115" speaker="strongbad" volume=".8"><em>(sounding bored)</em> Ehhh, | + | <line start="101" end="115" speaker="strongbad" volume=".8"><em>(sounding bored)</em> Ehhh, hey, Strong Bad.</line> |
- | <line start="116" end="160" speaker="strongbad" volume=".8"> | + | <line start="116" end="160" speaker="strongbad" volume=".8">I was wondering what was the stupidest thing that Homestar ever did, said, or imagined?</line> |
- | <line start="162" end="184" speaker="strongbad" volume=".8"> | + | <line start="162" end="184" speaker="strongbad" volume=".8">Uuuuuuuuur biggest fan,</line> |
- | <line start="185" end="213" speaker="strongbad" volume=".8"> | + | <line start="185" end="213" speaker="strongbad" volume=".8">Spanky Elgrondo, Nuevo York.</line> |
<line start="219" end="259" speaker="strongbad">Well, my good Spank, that is <em>way</em> too broad a subject</line> | <line start="219" end="259" speaker="strongbad">Well, my good Spank, that is <em>way</em> too broad a subject</line> | ||
<line start="260" end="312" speaker="strongbad">and would take several days just to scratch the surface of the tip of that iceberg.</line> | <line start="260" end="312" speaker="strongbad">and would take several days just to scratch the surface of the tip of that iceberg.</line> | ||
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<line start="703" end="748" speaker="homestar">From "Drab" to "Fab" with nothing but mustaaaard!</line> | <line start="703" end="748" speaker="homestar">From "Drab" to "Fab" with nothing but mustaaaard!</line> | ||
<line start="749" end="762" speaker="sfx">audience squeals</line> | <line start="749" end="762" speaker="sfx">audience squeals</line> | ||
- | <line start="763" end="825" speaker="homestar">Now my next guest says her man doesn't give respect when she | + | <line start="763" end="825" speaker="homestar">Now my next guest says her man doesn't give respect when she calls collect.</line> |
<line start="826" end="860" speaker="homestar">But he thinks she's just a drama mama!</line> | <line start="826" end="860" speaker="homestar">But he thinks she's just a drama mama!</line> | ||
<line start="861" end="886" speaker="homestar">So let's bring 'im out!</line> | <line start="861" end="886" speaker="homestar">So let's bring 'im out!</line> | ||
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<line start="1284" end="1318" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Hey, Strong Bro! Keg party at the water cooler!</line> | <line start="1284" end="1318" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Hey, Strong Bro! Keg party at the water cooler!</line> | ||
<line start="1319" end="1364" speaker="strongbad">Not now! I'm talking to phone tree survivor number thirteen!</line> | <line start="1319" end="1364" speaker="strongbad">Not now! I'm talking to phone tree survivor number thirteen!</line> | ||
- | <line start="1365" end="1397" speaker="strongbad">Yes, | + | <line start="1365" end="1397" speaker="strongbad">Yes, lady. The whole password.</line> |
<line start="1398" end="1436" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Stro Bro! Free bagels at the water cooler!</line> | <line start="1398" end="1436" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Stro Bro! Free bagels at the water cooler!</line> | ||
<line start="1437" end="1467" speaker="strongbad">I'm sorry, ma'am! Free bagels just happened!</line> | <line start="1437" end="1467" speaker="strongbad">I'm sorry, ma'am! Free bagels just happened!</line> | ||
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<line start="2736" end="2759" speaker="homestar">Bed, Bath, and Be-yond!</line> | <line start="2736" end="2759" speaker="homestar">Bed, Bath, and Be-yond!</line> | ||
<line start="2760" end="2784" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">Homestar, what're you doin'?</line> | <line start="2760" end="2784" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">Homestar, what're you doin'?</line> | ||
- | <line start="2785" end="2840" speaker="coachz">That thing's made outta flame pro- | + | <line start="2785" end="2840" speaker="coachz">That thing's made outta flame pro-tardent polymascotfoamalate!</line> |
<line start="2842" end="2864" speaker="homestar">Polymascotfoamalate?!</line> | <line start="2842" end="2864" speaker="homestar">Polymascotfoamalate?!</line> | ||
- | <line start="2868" end="2937" speaker=" | + | <line start="2868" end="2937" speaker="other">Hmm, but Earthling, they don't have Polymascotfoamalate on <em>my</em> planet.</line> |
- | <line start="2938" end="2952" speaker=" | + | <line start="2938" end="2952" speaker="other">Errr, rumble.</line> |
- | <line start="2953" end="2990" speaker="thehomestar">That's 'cuz you're a | + | <line start="2953" end="2990" speaker="thehomestar">That's 'cuz you're a communist fool, red!</line> |
<line start="2993" end="3023" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">Polymascotfoamalate!</line> | <line start="2993" end="3023" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">Polymascotfoamalate!</line> | ||
<line start="3024" end="3039" speaker="thehomestar">Feed it to the babies!</line> | <line start="3024" end="3039" speaker="thehomestar">Feed it to the babies!</line> | ||
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<line start="3442" end="3493" speaker="homestar"><em>(singing)</em> And that's how I become a laaaaw!</line> | <line start="3442" end="3493" speaker="homestar"><em>(singing)</em> And that's how I become a laaaaw!</line> | ||
<line start="3494" end="3538" speaker="homestar">Ptoo! Ptoo! Ptooooo!</line> | <line start="3494" end="3538" speaker="homestar">Ptoo! Ptoo! Ptooooo!</line> | ||
- | <line start="3541" end="3552" speaker=" | + | <line start="3541" end="3552" speaker="sfx">preeeow!</line> |
<line start="3575" end="3598" speaker="homestar">Ptoo! Ptooo!</line> | <line start="3575" end="3598" speaker="homestar">Ptoo! Ptooo!</line> | ||
- | <line start="3613" end="3640" speaker=" | + | <line start="3613" end="3640" speaker="other">Oh, but Limozeen-in-space-lings,</line> |
- | <line start="3641" end="3697" speaker=" | + | <line start="3641" end="3697" speaker="other">they don't have hot blonde groupies with high bangs on <em>my</em> planet.</line> |
- | <line start="3698" end="3723" speaker=" | + | <line start="3698" end="3723" speaker="other">Er, grumble.</line> |
<line start="3724" end="3768" speaker="larry">That's 'cuz you don't have polyhairsprayteasealate!</line> | <line start="3724" end="3768" speaker="larry">That's 'cuz you don't have polyhairsprayteasealate!</line> | ||
<line start="3770" end="3795" speaker="mary">And you're a communist fool!</line> | <line start="3770" end="3795" speaker="mary">And you're a communist fool!</line> | ||
</transcript> | </transcript> | ||
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