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   <line start="18" end="54" speaker="strongbad"><em>(singing) Start your day the sbemail way,</em></line>
   <line start="18" end="54" speaker="strongbad"><em>(singing) Start your day the sbemail way,</em></line>
   <line start="55" end="94" speaker="strongbad"><em>and never get out of beeeed!</em></line>
   <line start="55" end="94" speaker="strongbad"><em>and never get out of beeeed!</em></line>
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   <line start="101" end="115" speaker="strongbad"><em>(sounding bored)</em> Ehhh, hey, Strong Bad.</line>
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   <line start="101" end="115" speaker="strongbad" volume=".8"><em>(sounding bored)</em> Ehhh, hey, Strong Bad.</line>
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   <line start="116" end="160" speaker="strongbad">I was wondering what was the stupidest thing that Homestar ever said, did, or imagined?</line>
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   <line start="116" end="160" speaker="strongbad" volume=".8">I was wondering what was the stupidest thing that Homestar ever said, did, or imagined?</line>
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   <line start="162" end="184" speaker="strongbad">Uuuuuuuuur biggest fan,</line>
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   <line start="162" end="184" speaker="strongbad" volume=".8">Uuuuuuuuur biggest fan,</line>
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   <line start="185" end="213" speaker="strongbad">Spanky Elgrondo, Nueva York.</line>
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   <line start="185" end="213" speaker="strongbad" volume=".8">Spanky Elgrondo, Nueva York.</line>
   <line start="219" end="259" speaker="strongbad">Well, my good Spank, that is <em>way</em> too broad a subject</line>
   <line start="219" end="259" speaker="strongbad">Well, my good Spank, that is <em>way</em> too broad a subject</line>
   <line start="260" end="312" speaker="strongbad">and would take several days just to scratch the surface of the tip of that iceberg.</line>
   <line start="260" end="312" speaker="strongbad">and would take several days just to scratch the surface of the tip of that iceberg.</line>

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  <line start="18" end="54" speaker="strongbad"><em>(singing) Start your day the sbemail way,</em></line>
  <line start="55" end="94" speaker="strongbad"><em>and never get out of beeeed!</em></line>
  <line start="101" end="115" speaker="strongbad" volume=".8"><em>(sounding bored)</em> Ehhh, hey, Strong Bad.</line>
  <line start="116" end="160" speaker="strongbad" volume=".8">I was wondering what was the stupidest thing that Homestar ever said, did, or imagined?</line>
  <line start="162" end="184" speaker="strongbad" volume=".8">Uuuuuuuuur biggest fan,</line>
  <line start="185" end="213" speaker="strongbad" volume=".8">Spanky Elgrondo, Nueva York.</line>
  <line start="219" end="259" speaker="strongbad">Well, my good Spank, that is <em>way</em> too broad a subject</line>
  <line start="260" end="312" speaker="strongbad">and would take several days just to scratch the surface of the tip of that iceberg.</line>
  <line start="313" end="369" speaker="strongbad">Especially the imagined part. That one has its own spreadsheet even.</line>
  <line start="370" end="438" speaker="strongbad">No, we'll have to get much more specific if we're gonna cover any stupid Homestar ground in one email.</line>
  <line start="439" end="508" speaker="strongbad">So it's time you people learned all about the four branches of stupid things Homestar's done!</line>
  <line start="512" end="545" speaker="homestar">Ooh! I'm a neglected official!</line>
  <line start="550" end="590" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The first branch is in charge of keeping the public informed.</line>
  <line start="591" end="632" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">It's the House of Doing Stupid Things on National Television!</line>
  <line start="639" end="681" speaker="homestar">Now, isn't that a tasty makeover, ladyfriends?</line>
  <line start="682" end="702">
    <homestar>Huh? Huh?</homestar>
    <sfx>audience ooohs</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="703" end="750" speaker="homestar">From "Drab" to "Fab" with nothing but mustaaaard!</line>
  <line start="751" end="762" speaker="sfx">audience squeals</line>
  <line start="763" end="825" speaker="homestar">Now my next guest says her man doesn't give respect when she comes correct.</line>
  <line start="826" end="860" speaker="homestar">But he thinks she's just a drama mama!</line>
  <line start="861" end="886" speaker="homestar">So let's bring 'im out!</line>
  <line start="887" end="922" speaker="sfx">audience boos</line>
  <line start="923" end="962" speaker="homestar">Yeah, whatever. You know you all want some.</line>
  <line start="968" end="975" speaker="homestar">Oof!</line>
  <line start="981" end="1060">
    <strongbad voiceover="voiceover">That's right, Homestar secretly had himself on his own "You're a bad boyfriend" talk show.</strongbad>
    <sfx>audience squeals</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="1061" end="3812" speaker="other"><em>In progress, people! Be patient!</em></line>
</transcript>
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