Subtitles:sbemail20/en

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  <line start="14" end="56" speaker="strongbad">Hello, everybody! This week it's time for some spring cleaning.</line>
  <line start="60" end="68" speaker="strongbad">Ready? Go!</line>
  <line start="72" end="108" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad, why do you hate Homestar so much?</line>
  <line start="109" end="143" speaker="strongbad">He seems like a nice guy to me. Caitlyn"</line>
  <line start="146" end="194" speaker="strongbad">Oh, what a good question! Let me think about how I should answer that...</line>
  <line start="195" end="205">
     <sfx>buzzer</sfx>
     <strongbad>DELETED!</strongbad>
  </line>
  <line start="206" end="245" speaker="strongbad">Ah ha ha, that felt great. What's next?</line>
  <line start="250" end="303" speaker="strongbad">"Do you have a secret crush with Marzipan? Steve Sterling, Vah."</line>
  <line start="310" end="357" speaker="strongbad">Ah, now this question is definitely worth my time and consideration—</line>
  <line start="358" end="367">
    <sfx>buzzer</sfx>
    <strongbad>DELETED!</strongbad>
  </line>
  <line start="369" end="394" speaker="strongbad">Uh ho ho, this is getting good!</line>
  <line start="398" end="455" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad, how do you type with boxing gloves on? Mike, Bend Oregon."</line>
  <line start="457" end="503" speaker="strongbad">Oh, that's a new one. No way do I get this freaking question all the time.</line>
  <line start="504" end="532" speaker="strongbad">I suppose I'll probably answer it right now—</line>
  <line start="533" end="541">
    <sfx>buzzer</sfx>
    <strongbad>DELETED!</strongbad>
  </line>
  <line start="542" end="582" speaker="strongbad">Ha, ha, ha, ha! Oh, who's next man?</line>
  <line start="583" end="626" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad, are you made of crap? Did you invent the word crap?</line>
  <line start="627" end="669" speaker="strongbad">Where did the word crap come from? Crapfully crapfully, Chad."</line>
  <line start="670" end="723" speaker="strongbad">Oh, I'll totally answer this one because apparently the only thing I'm concerned with is the word crap—</line>
  <line start="727" end="740">
    <sfx>buzzer</sfx>
    <strongbad>DELETED!</strongbad>
  </line>
  <line start="745" end="764" speaker="strongbad">Oh, I'm on a roll!</line>
  <line start="767" end="838" speaker="strongbad">"Strong Bad, your last email was pathetic. I was disappointed. Come on, you can do better than that!</line>
  <line start="839" end="884" speaker="strongbad">This is like the highlight of my week. Suprised at your lack of humor,"</line>
  <line start="890" end="903" speaker="strongbad">DELETED!</line>
  <line start="905" end="914" speaker="sfx">buzzer</line>
  <line start="917" end="986" speaker="strongbad">Aaaah! I feel so cleansed. So fresh and so clean, clean.</line>
  <line start="994" end="1041" speaker="strongbad">Okay, so until next time, ain't nobody dope as me.</line>
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