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   <line start="15" end="66" speaker="strongbad">It's the e-mail, the e-mail, what what, the e-mail.</line>
   <line start="66" end="129" speaker="strongbad">"Hey Strong Bad, do you like techno at all? If you do, what kind. Silent J"</line>
   <line start="129" end="156" speaker="strongbad">Huh...very clever.</line>
   <line start="156" end="209" speaker="strongbad">Well, its not really my style, but I heard a techno song one time that went like...</line>
   <line start="209" end="252" speaker="strongbad">doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom</line>
   <line start="252" end="280" speaker="strongbad">And then this other part came in, and it was like...</line>
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    <strongbad>doodle-a-doom doodle-a-doom doodle-a-doom doodle-a-doom</strongbad>
    <strongbad>doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom</strongbad>
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   <line start="319" end="372" speaker="strongbad">And then there's always some kinda high pitched noise, y'know? Or like a siren that's like..</line>
   <line start="372" end="414">
    <strongbad>DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE</strongbad>
    <strongbad>doodle-a-doom doodle-a-doom doodle-a-doom doodle-a-doom</strongbad>
    <strongbad>doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom</strongbad>
   </line>
   <line start="414" end="468" speaker="strongbad">And of course they have to put in the obligatory old movie quote from some sci-fi movie. It's like...</line>
   <line start="468" end="487">
    <strongbad>The system is down!</strongbad>
    <strongbad>doodle-a-doom doodle-a-doom</strongbad>
    <strongbad>doom doom doom doom</strongbad>
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    <strongbad>The system is down! The system is down!</strongbad>
    <strongbad>DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE</strongbad>
    <strongbad>doodle-a-doom doodle-a-doom doodle-a-doom doodle-a-doom</strongbad>
    <strongbad>doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom</strongbad>
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    <strongbad>The system is down!</strongbad>
    <strongbad>DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE</strongbad>
    <strongbad>doodle-a-doom</strongbad>
    <strongbad>doom doom doom doom</strongbad>
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   <line start="546" end="575" speaker="strongbad">doom doom doom doom doom doom</line>
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    <strongbad>DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE</strongbad>
    <strongbad>doodle-a-doom doodle-a-doom</strongbad>
    <strongbad>doom doom doom doom</strongbad>
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    <strongbad>The system is down! The system is down!</strongbad>
    <strongbad>DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE</strongbad>
    <strongbad>doodle-a-doom doodle-a-d-d-d-d doodle-a-doom doodle-a-d-d-d-d</strongbad>
    <strongbad>doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom</strongbad>
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   <line start="636" end="660">
    <strongbad>The system is down!</strongbad>
    <strongbad>DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE</strongbad>
    <strongbad>doodle-a-doom doodle-a-doom </strongbad>
    <strongbad>doom doom doom doom</strongbad>
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   <line start="660" end="694" speaker="strongbad">The Cheat is grounded!</line>
   <line start="694" end="756" speaker="strongbad">We had that lightswitch installed for you so you could turn the lights on and off,</line>
   <line start="756" end="790" speaker="strongbad">not so you could throw lightswitch raves!</line>
   <line start="790" end="847" speaker="strongbad">Now let's go break open that glow-stick and pour it into Homestar Runner's Mountain Dew.</line>
   <line start="847" end="878" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.9" voiceover="voiceover">I heard they have to pump your stomach when you drink that stuff.
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   <line start="878" end="890" speaker="thepaper">Preeeeow!</line>

   <line start="906" end="926">
    <strongbad>DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE</strongbad>
    <strongbad>doodle-a-doom doodle-a-doom</strongbad>
    <strongbad>doom doom doom doom</strongbad>
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    <strongbad>The system is down! The system is down!</strongbad>
    <strongbad>DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE</strongbad>
    <strongbad>doodle-a-doom doodle-a-d-d-d-d doodle-a-doom doodle-a-d-d-d-d</strongbad>
    <strongbad>doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom</strongbad>
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    <strongbad>The system is down! The system is</strongbad>
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    <strongbad>doodle-a-doom doodle-a-doom doodle-a-doom</strongbad>
    <strongbad>doom doom doom doom doom doom</strongbad>
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    <strongbad>down down down down</strongbad>
    <strongbad>DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE...</strongbad>
    <strongbad>doodle-a-doom doodle-a-doom</strongbad>
    <strongbad>doom doom doom</strongbad>
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    <strongbad>The system is down! The system is down!</strongbad>
    <strongbad>DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE</strongbad>
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    <strongbad>The system is down! The system is</strongbad>
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    <strongbad>down down down down</strongbad>
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