Subtitles:tgs12/en

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<line start="23" end="58" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Teen Girl Squad!</line>
<line start="59" end="75" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Cheerleader!</line>
<line start="76" end="92" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">So and So!</line>
<line start="93" end="111" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">What's Her Face!</line>
<line start="112" end="130" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The Ugly One!</line>
<line start="131" end="150" speaker="cheerleader">Two, three, four...</line>
<line start="151" end="165" speaker="cheerleader">What time is it?</line>
<line start="166" end="178"><cheerleader>IT'S VALENTIMES!</cheerleader><whatsherface>IT'S VALENTIMES!</whatsherface><theuglyone>IT'S VALENTIMES!</theuglyone><soandso>It's Valentines!</soandso></line>
<line start="179" end="193" speaker="cheerleader">What time is it?</line>
<line start="194" end="212"><cheerleader>IT'S VALENTIMES!</cheerleader><whatsherface>IT'S VALENTIMES!</whatsherface><theuglyone>IT'S VALENTIMES!</theuglyone><soandso>It's Valentines!</soandso></line>
<line start="213" end="223" speaker="cheerleader">What we gonna get?</line>
<line start="228" end="242" speaker="all"><em>SEVERAL</em> BOYS!</line>
<line start="243" end="259" speaker="cheerleader">How we gonna get 'em?</line>
<line start="260" end="291"><theuglyone>uh...</theuglyone><soandso>um...</soandso><whatsherface>er...</whatsherface></line>
<line start="292" end="314" speaker="soandso">Mock U.N. medals?</line>
<line start="315" end="342" speaker="whatsherface">Wearing unflattering clothing?</line>
<line start="343" end="354" speaker="theuglyone">Voodoo?</line>
<line start="355" end="365" speaker="theuglyone">Is it voodoo?</line>
<line start="366" end="379" speaker="theuglyone">VOODOO!!!!!!</line>
<line start="380" end="398" speaker="cheerleader">You three are adorable.</line>
<line start="399" end="446" speaker="cheerleader">Maybe I'll come visit you at the convent or library someday.</line>
<line start="447" end="484" speaker="soandso">You'll find me in the reference section!!!</line>
<line start="485" end="521" speaker="cheerleader">Shut yer plaid skirted face! Here comes a boy!</line>
<line start="522" end="590" speaker="cheerleader">Hi there, patchbeard, I betcha never get carded with a mossy chin like that.</line>
<line start="591" end="632" speaker="other">You're blond and you acknowledged my facial stubbery.</line>
<line start="633" end="657" speaker="other">Will you be my valentine?</line>
<line start="658" end="667" speaker="cheerleader">Yesss!</line>
<line start="668" end="721" speaker="cheerleader">Now get outta here Peter Puberty. Mama's got bigger fish to fry.</line>
<line start="722" end="737" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">CLONK!</line>
<line start="741" end="752" speaker="other">Band name.</line>
<line start="754" end="765" speaker="other">Band name.</line>
<line start="767" end="778" speaker="other">Band name.</line>
<line start="780" end="792" speaker="other">Band name.</line>
<line start="793" end="835" speaker="whatsherface">Uh, hi. I like music... <span style="visibility:hidden">and, um... cloth.</span></line>
<line start="836" end="861" speaker="whatsherface">Uh, hi. I like music... and, um... <span style="visibility:hidden">cloth.</span></line>
<line start="862" end="875" speaker="whatsherface">Uh, hi. I like music... and, um... cloth.</line>
<line start="876" end="910" speaker="other">Did that dude just tell you she likes cloth?</line>
<line start="911" end="953" speaker="other">"She Likes Cloth"... that's a good band name.</line>
<line start="976" end="991" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">CLONK!</line>
<line start="992" end="1043" speaker="cheerleader">I got valentime cards from every football player except one!</line>
<line start="1044" end="1087" speaker="theuglyone">I got cards from every lunchlady except one!</line>
<line start="1119" end="1153" speaker="theuglyone">Excuse me, Mrs. Embalmo...</line>
<line start="1154" end="1174" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">BAD JUJU!!</line>
<line start="1175" end="1225" speaker="theuglyone">Owww! My the fact that I was alive a second ago!</line>
<line start="1226" end="1256" speaker="soandso">I'll notify her next of...</line>
<line start="1257" end="1271" speaker="soandso">Uh... <span style="visibility:hidden">fruit cup.</span></line>
<line start="1272" end="1290" speaker="soandso">Uh... fruit cup.</line>
<line start="1291" end="1322" speaker="soandso">I'm so sorry to have to tell you this...</line>
<line start="1323" end="1366" speaker="cheerleader">Stop talking to fruit! Valentimes is serious times!</line>
<line start="1367" end="1386" speaker="soandso">-tines.</line>
<line start="1387" end="1408" speaker="cheerleader">Whaaaaaat?</line>
<line start="1409" end="1422" speaker="soandso">Valen-TINES!!</line>
<line start="1423" end="1428" speaker="soandso">T-<span style="visibility:hidden">I-N-E-S!</span></line>
<line start="1429" end="1433" speaker="soandso">T-I-<span style="visibility:hidden">N-E-S!</span></line>
<line start="1434" end="1436" speaker="soandso">T-I-N-<span style="visibility:hidden">E-S!</span></line>
<line start="1437" end="1455" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover"><em>(Imitating engine noises)</em> TINES!</line>
<line start="1457" end="1476" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover"><em>(Imitating engine noises)</em> TINES!</line>
<line start="1478" end="1496" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover"><em>(Imitating engine noises)</em> TINES!</line>
<line start="1498" end="1515" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">TINES!</line>
<line start="1516" end="1566" speaker="cheerleader">As I was saying, Vamlumtime's Day is serious times.</line>
<line start="1567" end="1627" speaker="cheerleader">If I don't get cards from enough boys, I could lose all my Mindy cred.</line>
<line start="1628" end="1669" speaker="all">Mindy! Mindy!</line>
<line start="1670" end="1693" speaker="cheerleader">It's time to resort to plan... <span style="visibility:hidden">TXT!!</span></line>
<line start="1694" end="1708" speaker="cheerleader">It's time to resort to plan... TXT!!</line>
<line start="1709" end="1757" speaker="strongbad">TECH-NO-LOGICAL RO-MANCE</line>
<line start="1758" end="1782" speaker="cheerleader">Hi, Class Prez!</line>
<line start="1783" end="1830" speaker="cheerleader">Can I be your Valent-nine?</line>
<line start="1831" end="1888" speaker="other">Def. You are a total hot-tie.</line>
<line start="1884" end="1906" speaker="cheerleader">YOU RULE!</line>
<line start="1907" end="1937" speaker="cheerleader" sfx="sfx">mumbles</line>
<line start="1938" end="1967" speaker="other">Whattaya mean I'm less than B?</line>
<line start="1968" end="2002" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">WIRELESS WIZARD!!</line>
<line start="2003" end="2032" speaker="other">Texting from a few feet away?</line>
<line start="2033" end="2051" speaker="other">FOR SHAME!</line>
<line start="2052" end="2082" speaker="other">And what's this other text mess?</line>
<line start="2083" end="2115" speaker="cheerleader">That's a frontways Cupid?</line>
<line start="2116" end="2160" speaker="other">Looks more like a USB dongle goblin!</line>
<line start="2161" end="2179" speaker="other">Here I come!</line>
<line start="2180" end="2199" speaker="cheerleader">TTYL!</line>
<line start="2200" end="2226" speaker="other">I won't BRB!</line>
<line start="2227" end="2253" speaker="other">Say, baby, uh...</line>
<line start="2254" end="2293" speaker="other">You wanna go find a remote access point with me?</line>
<line start="2294" end="2316" speaker="whatsherface">FULL BARS!!!!</line>
<line start="2317" end="2363" speaker="strongbad">TECH-NO-LOGICAL RO-MANCE!</line>
<line start="2364" end="2378" speaker="other">Soooo... <span style="visibility:hidden">you like cloth?</span></line>
<line start="2379" end="2392" speaker="other">Soooo... you like cloth?</line>
<line start="2393" end="2417" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">IT'S OVER!</line>
<line start="2427" end="2467" speaker="other">Okay, gals, let's get ready to...</line>
<line start="2468" end="2497"><other>Gag me with a spoon!!</other><other>Gag me with a spoon!!</other><other>Gag me with a spoon!!</other></line>
<line start="2504" end="2537" speaker="scifigreg">If we cannot claim her heart,</line>
<line start="2538" end="2595" speaker="scifigreg">At least she's in the arms of a truly worthy adversary.</line>
<line start="2596" end="2611" speaker="dndgreg">Sometimes... <span style="visibility:hidden">wizards are so awesome... it hurts.</span></line>
<line start="2612" end="2633" speaker="dndgreg">Sometimes... wizards are so awesome... <span style="visibility:hidden">it hurts.</span></line>
<line start="2634" end="2648" speaker="dndgreg">Sometimes... wizards are so awesome... it hurts.</line>
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