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{{subtitles|The House That Gave Sucky Tricks}}
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  <line start="22" end="56" speaker="sfx">music</line>
  <line start="57" end="74"><sfx>music</sfx><!--<text>Boo</text>--></line>
  <line start="75" end="126" speaker="sfx">music</line>
  <line start="134" end="175" speaker="strongmad">THIS HALLOWEEN'S NOT WORKING!</line>
  <line start="176" end="199" speaker="strongbad">Boy, you said it, Strong Mad.</line>
  <line start="200" end="224" speaker="strongbad">This is the lamest haunted house ever!</line>
  <line start="225" end="271" speaker="strongbad">My pants haven't entertained the thought of peeing themselves even once!</line>
  <line start="274" end="290" speaker="homestar" voiceover="yup">Scary shoes!</line>
  <line start="300" end="312" speaker="strongbad">Really?<span style="visibility:hidden"> Spooky shoes?</span></line>
  <line start="313" end="329" speaker="strongbad">Really? Spooky shoes?</line>
  <line start="331" end="351" speaker="homestar">No, no, scary shoes.<span style="visibility:hidden"> Spooky shoes are the next room.</span></line>
  <line start="352" end="371" speaker="homestar">No, no, scary shoes. Spooky shoes are the next room.</line>
  <line start="372" end="412" speaker="strongbad">Homestar, your haunted house is even worse than normal this year.</line>
  <line start="413" end="455" speaker="strongbad">Y'ever think of using any actual <em>Halloween</em> decorations?</line>
  <line start="456" end="513" speaker="homestar">No. Marzipan only let me use stuff from the Goodwill donations pile.</line>
  <line start="514" end="533" speaker="homestar">Incomplete jigsaw puzzle!</line>
  <line start="534" end="544" speaker="thecheat">screams</line>
  <line start="548" end="578" speaker="strongbad">This place is a disgrace to haunted houses, <span style="visibility:hidden">haunted hovels, haunted timeshares, and haunted extended-stay motels, even.</span></line>
  <line start="579" end="593" speaker="strongbad">This place is a disgrace to haunted houses, haunted hovels, <span style="visibility:hidden">haunted timeshares, and haunted extended-stay motels, even.</span></line>
  <line start="594" end="619" speaker="strongbad">This place is a disgrace to haunted houses, haunted hovels, haunted timeshares, and <span style="visibility:hidden">haunted extended-stay motels, even.</span></line>
  <line start="620" end="648" speaker="strongbad">This place is a disgrace to haunted houses, haunted hovels, haunted timeshares, and haunted extended-stay motels, even.</line>
  <line start="652" end="710" speaker="strongbad">Why, if <em>I</em> had a haunted house, I think it would turn out a little something <span style="visibility:hidden">a-like the following cartoon.</span></line>
  <line start="711" end="730" speaker="strongbad">Why, if <em>I</em> had a haunted house, I think it would turn out a little something a-like the following cartoon.</line>
  <line start="731" end="749"><strongbad>Why, if <em>I</em> had a haunted house, I think it would turn out a little something a-like the following cartoon.</strongbad><sfx>echo</sfx><sfx>music</sfx></line>
  <line start="750" end="820"><sfx>music</sfx></line>
  <line start="825" end="908"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad voiceover="on">Welcome to St. Cadaverstump's totally not just an old furniture warehouse Morgue-tuary!</strongbad></line>
  <line start="909" end="937"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad voiceover="on">Welcome to St. Cadaverstump's totally not just an old furniture warehouse Morgue-tuary!</strongbad><announcer>Open week nights in October. Located just off I-20.</announcer></line>
  <line start="938" end="947"><sfx>music</sfx></line>
  <line start="948" end="976"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad voiceover="can I just put in whatever?">The first room would come out swingin'.</strongbad></line>
  <line start="977" end="1009"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad voiceover="seems that way">With everybody's favorite Jibblies painting, <span style="visibility:hidden">the Jibblies painting!</span></strongbad></line>
  <line start="1010" end="1027"><sfx>frantic music</sfx><strongbad voiceover="yep">With everybody's favorite Jibblies painting, the Jibblies painting!</strongbad></line>
  <line start="1028" end="1037"><sfx>frantic music</sfx><painting>Come on in heeere.</painting></line>
  <line start="1038" end="1042"><sfx>vinyl scratch</sfx><painting>Come on in heeere.</painting><strongbad voiceover="on">Yeah, yeah, <span style="visibility:hidden">we've all heard that before.</span></strongbad></line>
  <line start="1043" end="1057"><strongbad voiceover="on">Yeah, yeah, we've all heard that before.</strongbad></line>
  <line start="1058" end="1113"><strongbad voiceover="on">But in order to take it to the next level, my haunted house would have a horrible painting of... <span style="visibility:hidden">somebody's dad!</span></strongbad></line>
  <line start="1114" end="1121"><strongbad voiceover="on">But in order to take it to the next level, my haunted house would have a horrible painting of... <span style="visibility:hidden">somebody's dad!</span></strongbad><sfx>thunder</sfx></line>
  <line start="1122" end="1137"><strongbad voiceover="on">But in order to take it to the next level, my haunted house would have a horrible painting of... somebody's dad!</strongbad></line>
  <line start="1138" end="1153"><sfx>music</sfx><other>Hu-hu-ha-ha-hey! <span style="visibility:hidden">Well come on in here!</span></other></line>
  <line start="1154" end="1179"><sfx>music</sfx><other>Hu-hu-ha-ha-hey! Well come on in here!</other></line>
  <line start="1183" end="1215" speaker="homestar">Why is he wearing cycling gear? <span style="visibility:hidden">He's not even that serious about riding!</span></line>
  <line start="1216" end="1253" speaker="homestar">Why is he wearing cycling gear? He's not even that serious about riding!</line>
  <line start="1254" end="1290" speaker="other">Ha-hey, I can do a 220 in 4:45!</line>
  <line start="1291" end="1302" speaker="other" sfx="on">slurp</line>
  <line start="1303" end="1310"><other sfx="on">slurp</other><homestar>Waah!</homestar></line>
  <line start="1311" end="1318"><homestar>Waah!</homestar></line>
  <line start="1319" end="1347" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="on">Then there would be the gross-out room.</line>
  <line start="1348" end="1352"><strongbad voiceover="on">Then there would be the gross-out room.</strongbad><sfx>mechanical noises</sfx></line>
  <line start="1353" end="1373" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="on">But instead of severed limbs and surgeries gone wrong,</line>
  <line start="1374" end="1387"><strongbad voiceover="on">But instead of severed limbs and surgeries gone wrong,</strongbad><marzipan>Aah!</marzipan></line>
  <line start="1388" end="1391" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="on">But instead of severed limbs and surgeries gone wrong,</line>
  <line start="1392" end="1449" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="on">it's just a silent, white room filled with pure stench.</line>
  <line start="1450" end="1480" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="on">And oh-ho-ho, what a stench it is!</line>
  <line start="1481" end="1511" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="on">Lemme lay it on you like a movie trailer.</line>
  <line start="1512" end="1531" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="on">Strong Mad. <span style="visibility:hidden">Oyster. Smoothie. Breath. Caked. Armpit. Latte.</span></line>
  <line start="1532" end="1545" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="on">Strong Mad. Oyster. <span style="visibility:hidden">Smoothie. Breath. Caked. Armpit. Latte.</span></line>
  <line start="1546" end="1563" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="on">Strong Mad. Oyster. Smoothie. <span style="visibility:hidden">Breath. Caked. Armpit. Latte.</span></line>
  <line start="1564" end="1577" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="on">Strong Mad. Oyster. Smoothie. Breath. <span style="visibility:hidden">Caked. Armpit. Latte.</span></line>
  <line start="1578" end="1589" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="on">Strong Mad. Oyster. Smoothie. Breath. Caked. <span style="visibility:hidden">Armpit. Latte.</span></line>
  <line start="1590" end="1607" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="on">Strong Mad. Oyster. Smoothie. Breath. Caked. Armpit. <span style="visibility:hidden">Latte.</span></line>
  <line start="1608" end="1628" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="on">Strong Mad. Oyster. Smoothie. Breath. Caked. Armpit. Latte.</line>
  <line start="1629" end="1638" speaker="sfx">vinyl scratch</line>
  <line start="1639" end="1679" speaker="marzipan">Strong Bad, you <em>know</em> those words in that sequence are illegal.</line>
  <line start="1680" end="1703" speaker="marzipan">Arrest him, King of Town!</line>
  <line start="1704" end="1737" speaker="kingoftown">Keep bottling up that smell, Poopsmith!</line>
  <line start="1738" end="1760" speaker="kingoftown">Wait. I can arrest people?</line>
  <line start="1761" end="1772" speaker="marzipan">I think so.</line>
  <line start="1773" end="1802" speaker="marzipan">I mean, you're allowed to execute people, right?</line>
  <line start="1805" end="1851" speaker="kingoftown">Do the words doo-hoo-hoo mean anything to you?</line>
  <line start="1857" end="1927" speaker="homsar">DaAaA, this has been a supreme fish delight.</line>
  <line start="1943" end="2014"><strongbad voiceover="sí">Ooh! There'd also be one of those immersive horror experience rooms that are so popular these days.</strongbad><!--<text>Can you escape...Room Fifty-whatev</text><text>Like a regular haunted house, 'cept with thinkin</text><text>All Oct! In our carport</text>--></line>
  <line start="2015" end="2042" speaker="strongsad">Okay. Gotta logic this out.</line>
  <line start="2043" end="2090" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="sì">Open the vault, before time runs out, skeleton's pointing at a clue.</line>
  <line start="2091" end="2109" speaker="strongsad">Am I on the right track?</line>
  <line start="2110" end="2149" speaker="strongbad">Nope. Just—just reach in the toilet. I just want you to reach in the toilet.</line>
  <line start="2150" end="2163" speaker="strongsad">Pointing at the toilet.</line>
  <line start="2164" end="2173" speaker="strongbad">Full of poop!</line>
  <line start="2174" end="2193" speaker="strongsad">But that's just misdirection!</line>
  <line start="2194" end="2208" speaker="strongbad">I just want you to touch the poop!</line>
  <line start="2209" end="2241" speaker="strongsad">They want me to <em>think</em> I should reach in the toilet.</line>
  <line start="2242" end="2262" speaker="strongbad">No, I <em>do</em> want you to reach in the toilet!</line>
  <line start="2263" end="2293" speaker="strongbad">That is all that I want you to do!</line>
  <line start="2294" end="2307" speaker="strongsad">It's too easy!</line>
  <line start="2308" end="2316" speaker="strongbad">Touch the poop!</line>
  <line start="2317" end="2332" speaker="strongsad">But I know better!</line>
  <line start="2333" end="2349" speaker="strongbad">TOUCH THE FREAKIN' POOP!</line>
  <line start="2350" end="2380" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="on">Most horror stuff is pretty obvious.</line>
  <line start="2381" end="2415" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="on">Like of <em>course</em> it's terrifying to get disem<span style="visibility:hidden">jowel'd by a lunatic with a machete.</span></line>
  <line start="2416" end="2444" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="on">Like of <em>course</em> it's terrifying to get disemjowel'd by a lunatic with a machete.</line>
  <line start="2445" end="2450" speaker="strongsad">Machété.</line>
  <line start="2451" end="2457"><strongsad>Machété.</strongsad><strongbad>Shut up.</strongbad></line>
  <line start="2458" end="2501" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="on">But I think people are ready for the more subtle terror of... <span style="visibility:hidden">2 Star Bed and Breakfast!</span></line>
  <line start="2502" end="2528" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="on">But I think people are ready for the more subtle terror of... 2 Star Bed and Breakfast!</line>
  <line start="2529" end="2579" speaker="coachz">It's somehow worse than if it only got one star!</line>
  <line start="2580" end="2595" speaker="bubs">Dry scrambled eggs?</line>
  <line start="2596" end="2610" speaker="sfx">pafh!</line>
  <line start="2612" end="2644" speaker="bubs">Questionable hairs in the anti-mackasar?!</line>
  <line start="2645" end="2655" speaker="strongsad">Antimacassar!</line>
  <line start="2656" end="2666" speaker="bubs">Shut up!</line>
  <line start="2667" end="2697" speaker="coachz">Failed terlet paper rose?!</line>
  <line start="2700" end="2747" speaker="coachz">What kind of inhuman monsters would run a place like this!?</line>
  <line start="2748" end="2768" speaker="lady">Oh, it's <em>so</em> charming.</line>
  <line start="2769" end="2784"><coachz>Shut up, lady!</coachz><bubs>Shut up, lady!</bubs><strongbad>Shut up, lady!</strongbad></line>
  <line start="2785" end="2834"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad voiceover="yea">Nowadays, everybody's tired of the same old evil clowns, <span style="visibility:hidden">undead cheerleaders, and all those bloody-eyed found footage children.</span></strongbad></line>
  <line start="2835" end="2849"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad voiceover="yea">Nowadays, everybody's tired of the same old evil clowns, undead cheerleaders, <span style="visibility:hidden">and all those bloody-eyed found footage children.</span></strongbad><!--<text>lumbering!</text><text>i'm da zomb</text>--></line>
  <line start="2850" end="2881"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad voiceover="yea">Nowadays, everybody's tired of the same old evil clowns, undead cheerleaders, and all those bloody-eyed found footage children.</strongbad></line>
  <line start="2882" end="2890" speaker="sfx">sting</line>
  <line start="2891" end="2896" speaker="sadgirl">Nine.</line>
  <line start="2897" end="2909"><sadgirl>Nine.</sadgirl><sadboy>Sequels.</sadboy></line>
  <line start="2910" end="2965"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad voiceover="yea">But for <em>my</em> haunted house, I will unleash an entirely new horror icon!</strongbad></line>
  <line start="2966" end="3004"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad voiceover="yea">Say hello to the new face of terror...<span style="visibility:hidden">Large Bean!</span></strongbad></line>
  <line start="3005" end="3031"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad voiceover="yea">Say hello to the new face of terror...Large Bean!</strongbad></line>
  <line start="3050" end="3062" speaker="strongbad">Come on! <span style="visibility:hidden">Anybody? Don't you think that large bean is unsettling?</span></line>
  <line start="3063" end="3077" speaker="strongbad">Come on! Anybody? <span style="visibility:hidden">Don't you think that large bean is unsettling?</span></line>
  <line start="3078" end="3108" speaker="strongbad">Come on! Anybody? Don't you think that large bean is unsettling?</line>
  <line start="3109" end="3142" speaker="homestar">And next on our tour, if you'll all please gather 'round, <span style="visibility:hidden">fill in all available space, please, we have a prime specimen of large bean.</span></line>
  <line start="3143" end="3163" speaker="homestar">And next on our tour, if you'll all please gather 'round, fill in all available space, please, <span style="visibility:hidden">we have a prime specimen of large bean.</span></line>
  <line start="3164" end="3186" speaker="homestar">And next on our tour, if you'll all please gather 'round, fill in all available space, please, we have a prime specimen <span style="visibility:hidden">of large bean.</span></line>
  <line start="3187" end="3198" speaker="homestar">And next on our tour, if you'll all please gather 'round, fill in all available space, please, we have a prime specimen of large bean.</line>
  <line start="3199" end="3217" speaker="strongbad">Wait. What? What the crap is this?</line>
  <line start="3218" end="3245" speaker="homestar">Other varieties include small bean, <span style="visibility:hidden">extra-large bean, and of course, my favorite, teenie-weenie beanie.</span></line>
  <line start="3246" end="3253"><homestar>Other varieties include small bean, <span style="visibility:hidden">extra-large bean, and of course, my favorite, teenie-weenie beanie.</span></homestar><strongbad>Stop it! <span style="visibility:hidden">This is not a science museum!</span></strongbad></line>
  <line start="3254" end="3267"><homestar>Other varieties include small bean, extra-large bean, <span style="visibility:hidden">and of course, my favorite, teenie-weenie beanie.</span></homestar><strongbad>Stop it! <span style="visibility:hidden">This is not a science museum!</span></strongbad></line>
  <line start="3268" end="3288"><homestar>Other varieties include small bean, extra-large bean, <span style="visibility:hidden">and of course, my favorite, teenie-weenie beanie.</span></homestar><strongbad>Stop it! This is not a science museum!</strongbad></line>
  <line start="3289" end="3313"><homestar>Other varieties include small bean, extra-large bean, and of course, my favorite, <span style="visibility:hidden">teenie-weenie beanie.</span></homestar><strongbad>Stop it! This is not a science museum!</strongbad></line>
  <line start="3314" end="3325"><homestar>Other varieties include small bean, extra-large bean, and of course, my favorite, teenie-weenie beanie.</homestar><strongbad>Stop it! This is not a science museum!</strongbad></line>
  <line start="3326" end="3357" speaker="strongbad">You do not call Large Bean teenie-weenie beanie!</line>
  <line start="3358" end="3412" speaker="strongsad">I sure hope they sell Large Bean plush dolls in the museum gift shop!</line>
  <line start="3413" end="3452" speaker="homestar">I think you might be pleasantly surprised, young scholar!</line>
  <line start="3453" end="3512" speaker="strongbad">Shut up! Large Bean will eat your soul! He'll eat all your souls!</line> 
  <line start="3516" end="3528" speaker="homestar">Wow, Strong Bad. <span style="visibility:hidden">The spooky shoes room really affected you this year, huh?</span></line>
  <line start="3529" end="3567" speaker="homestar">Wow, Strong Bad. The spooky shoes room really affected you this year, huh?</line>
  <line start="3568" end="3590" speaker="strongbad">I thought this was the <em>scary</em> shoes room.</line> 
  <line start="3591" end="3596" speaker="homestar">Oh. <span style="visibility:hidden">Right. Close your eyes.</span></line>
  <line start="3597" end="3608" speaker="homestar">Oh. Right. <span style="visibility:hidden">Close your eyes.</span></line>
  <line start="3609" end="3619" speaker="homestar">Oh. Right. Close your eyes.</line>
  <line start="3620" end="3635" speaker="strongbad">Um. <em>(nasally)</em> Okay.</line> 
  <line start="3636" end="3652" speaker="homestar">Open 'em.</line>
  <line start="3653" end="3670" speaker="homestar">You're in the spooky shoes room.</line>
  <line start="3671" end="3706"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>Ugh. You were right, Strong Mad.</strongbad></line>
  <line start="3707" end="3749"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad><em>(dejected)</em> This Halloween's not working.</strongbad></line>
  <line start="3775" end="3841"><sfx>organ music</sfx><announcer voiceover="sì">When nights are chill and filled with doom,</announcer></line>
  <line start="3842" end="3890"><sfx>organ music</sfx><announcer voiceover="sì">Again will rise the cursed legume.</announcer></line>
  <line start="3891" end="3940"><sfx>organ music</sfx><announcer voiceover="sì">So if you're out on Hallowe'en</announcer></line>
  <line start="3941" end="3999"><sfx>organ music</sfx><announcer voiceover="sì">Beware the wrath of Largest Bean!</announcer></line>
  <line start="4000" end="4028"><sfx>organ music</sfx><announcer voiceover="sì" sfx="on">laughs</announcer></line>
  <line start="4029" end="4051"><sfx>organ music</sfx><announcer sfx="on" voiceover="sì">laughs</announcer><strongbad voiceover="sì">See, <em>this</em> guy respects Large Bean!</strongbad></line>
  <line start="4052" end="4070" speaker="announcer" voiceover="sì">I'm sorry, Strong Bad, <span style="visibility:hidden">I—I I can't get behind Large Bean.</span></line>
  <line start="4071" end="4090" speaker="announcer" voiceover="sì">I'm sorry, Strong Bad, I—I <span style="visibility:hidden">I can't get behind Large Bean.</span></line>
  <line start="4091" end="4122" speaker="announcer" voiceover="sì">I'm sorry, Strong Bad, I—I I can't get behind Large Bean.</line>
  <line start="4148" end="4156" speaker="coachz">All right, <span style="visibility:hidden">all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, now ladies!</span></line>
  <line start="4157" end="4160" speaker="coachz">All right, all right, <span style="visibility:hidden">all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, now ladies!</span></line>
  <line start="4161" end="4164" speaker="coachz">All right, all right, all right, <span style="visibility:hidden">all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, now ladies!</span></line>
  <line start="4165" end="4169" speaker="coachz">All right, all right, all right, all right, <span style="visibility:hidden">all right, all right, all right, all right, now ladies!</span></line>
  <line start="4170" end="4174" speaker="coachz">All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, <span style="visibility:hidden">all right, all right, all right, now ladies!</span></line>
  <line start="4175" end="4178" speaker="coachz">All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, <span style="visibility:hidden">all right, all right, now ladies!</span></line>
  <line start="4179" end="4182" speaker="coachz">All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, <span style="visibility:hidden">all right, now ladies!</span></line>
  <line start="4183" end="4187" speaker="coachz">All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, <span style="visibility:hidden">now ladies!</span></line>
  <line start="4188" end="4199" speaker="coachz">All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, now ladies!</line>
  <line start="4200" end="4207" speaker="marzipan">No.</line>
  <line start="4208" end="4226" speaker="coachz"><em>(dejected)</em> All right.</line>
  <line start="4231" end="4263" speaker="homestar">Strong Bad! You <em>got</em> it this year!</line>
  <line start="4264" end="4280" speaker="strongbad"><em>(flatly)</em> What do I got?</line>
  <line start="4281" end="4288" speaker="homestar">Best <span style="visibility:hidden">tropical Beetlejuice costume ever worn by man or beast!</span></line>
  <line start="4289" end="4300" speaker="homestar">Best tropical<span style="visibility:hidden"> Beetlejuice costume ever worn by man or beast!</span></line>
  <line start="4301" end="4309" speaker="homestar">Best tropical Beetlejuice<span style="visibility:hidden"> costume ever worn by man or beast!</span></line>
  <line start="4310" end="4317" speaker="homestar">Best tropical Beetlejuice costume<span style="visibility:hidden"> ever worn by man or beast!</span></line>
  <line start="4318" end="4323" speaker="homestar">Best tropical Beetlejuice costume ever<span style="visibility:hidden"> worn by man or beast!</span></line>
  <line start="4324" end="4328" speaker="homestar">Best tropical Beetlejuice costume ever worn<span style="visibility:hidden"> by man or beast!</span></line>
  <line start="4329" end="4335" speaker="homestar">Best tropical Beetlejuice costume ever worn by man<span style="visibility:hidden"> or beast!</span></line>
  <line start="4336" end="4342" speaker="homestar">Best tropical Beetlejuice costume ever worn by man or beast!</line>
  <line start="4343" end="4372" speaker="strongbad">No, I'm, I'm Diamond Dave!</line>
  <line start="4373" end="4405" speaker="homestar">Yeah. HA-BO-DE-BO-DAH!</line>
  <line start="4406" end="4448" speaker="homestar">I'll be taking these Huggies and, uh... Whatever cash you got.</line>
  <line start="4449" end="4487" speaker="bubs">Son, you got a panty on your head.</line>
  <line start="4488" end="4532" speaker="bubs">We'll be right back with more...stuff!</line>
  <line start="4533" end="4581" speaker="homestar"><em>(singing)</em> Dooo de doo do do booo de doo do do!</line>
  <line start="4583" end="4628" speaker="homestar">Hey, Strong Mad, I really-really like your, hey Strong Mad.</line>
  <line start="4629" end="4633"><sfx>fast forwarding noises</sfx><strongmad>BUBUP!</strongmad></line>
  <line start="4634" end="4642" speaker="sfx">fast forwarding noises</line>
  <line start="4643" end="4648"><sfx>fast forwarding noises</sfx><strongmad>BUBUP!</strongmad></line>
  <line start="4649" end="4652" speaker="sfx">fast forwarding noises</line>
  <line start="4653" end="4659"><sfx>fast forwarding noises</sfx><strongmad>BUBUP!</strongmad></line>
  <line start="4660" end="4691" speaker="homestar">I really like your skipping commercials costume.</line>
  <line start="4692" end="4702" speaker="strongmad">BUBOM!</line>
  <line start="4711" end="4753" speaker="homestar">Oh, so you're <em>not</em> dead, Pom Pom. That's pretty great.</line>
  <line start="4754" end="4773" speaker="homestar">What's that guy's name again? <span style="visibility:hidden">Franklin? Spalding? Jon Voit? Maybe a little bit?</span></line>
  <line start="4774" end="4784" speaker="homestar">What's that guy's name again? Franklin? <span style="visibility:hidden">Spalding? Jon Voit? Maybe a little bit?</span></line>
  <line start="4785" end="4801" speaker="homestar">What's that guy's name again? Franklin? Spalding? <span style="visibility:hidden">Jon Voit? Maybe a little bit?</span></line>
  <line start="4802" end="4816" speaker="homestar">What's that guy's name again? Franklin? Spalding? Jon Voit? <span style="visibility:hidden">Maybe a little bit?</span></line>
  <line start="4817" end="4831" speaker="homestar">What's that guy's name again? Franklin? Spalding? Jon Voit? Maybe a little bit?</line>
  <line start="4833" end="4853" speaker="strongbad">I <em>WILL</em> KILL HIM! <span style="visibility:hidden">If he doesn't put on some more clothes. Eugh. Molded plastic panties.</span></line>
  <line start="4854" end="4892" speaker="strongbad">I <em>WILL</em> KILL HIM! If he doesn't put on some more clothes. Eugh. <span style="visibility:hidden">Molded plastic panties.</span></line>
  <line start="4893" end="4926" speaker="strongbad">I <em>WILL</em> KILL HIM! If he doesn't put on some more clothes. Eugh. Molded plastic panties.</line>
  <line start="4928" end="4960" speaker="strongbad">King of Town, that <em>is</em> an actual costume, right?</line>
  <line start="4961" end="5005" speaker="strongbad">You didn't just get out of what I can only assume is a bath for you?</line>
  <line start="5006" end="5064" speaker="kingoftown">No! I mean something! I'm important!</line>
  <line start="5066" end="5113" speaker="strongbad">Hey, The Cheat. Aren't you worried that the KOT will try to eat you?</line>
  <line start="5114" end="5156" speaker="kingoftown">No, no, I'm more of a Cookie Puss man myself.</line>
  <line start="5157" end="5209" speaker="kingoftown">Fudgie the whale always made me a little fudgie...</line>
  <line start="5210" end="5234" speaker="strongbad">You say no more word talk!</line>
  <line start="5236" end="5271" speaker="homestar">Marzipan, I thought you dressed up as that guy a few years ago.</line>
  <line start="5272" end="5304" speaker="marzipan">Homestar, I dressed up as Prince that year.</line>
  <line start="5305" end="5326" speaker="homestar">Right, right. The prince of pop.</line>
  <line start="5327" end="5354" speaker="kingoftown">No, the <em>king</em> of pop!</line>
  <line start="5355" end="5395" speaker="homestar">Ohhh, the kid is <em>not</em> his son.</line>
  <line start="5400" end="5441" speaker="announcer">From the makers of Hot Jones and Hot Pooey</line>
  <line start="5442" end="5454" speaker="announcer">comes the <span style="visibility:hidden">Strong Mad Oyster Smoothie Breath Caked Armpit Latte.</span></line>
  <line start="5455" end="5463" speaker="announcer">comes the Strong Mad <span style="visibility:hidden">Oyster Smoothie Breath Caked Armpit Latte.</span></line>
  <line start="5464" end="5472" speaker="announcer">comes the Strong Mad Oyster <span style="visibility:hidden">Smoothie Breath Caked Armpit Latte.</span></line>
  <line start="5473" end="5478" speaker="announcer">comes the Strong Mad Oyster Smoothie <span style="visibility:hidden">Breath Caked Armpit Latte.</span></line>
  <line start="5479" end="5484" speaker="announcer">comes the Strong Mad Oyster Smoothie Breath <span style="visibility:hidden">Caked Armpit Latte.</span></line>
  <line start="5485" end="5488" speaker="announcer">comes the Strong Mad Oyster Smoothie Breath Caked <span style="visibility:hidden">Armpit Latte.</span></line>
  <line start="5489" end="5497" speaker="announcer">comes the Strong Mad Oyster Smoothie Breath Caked Armpit <span style="visibility:hidden">Latte.</span></line>
  <line start="5498" end="5515" speaker="announcer">comes the Strong Mad Oyster Smoothie Breath Caked Armpit Latte.</line>
  <line start="5516" end="5540" speaker="announcer">Oh my sweet Jennifer, <span style="visibility:hidden">there's no coming back from this one.</span></line>
  <line start="5541" end="5576" speaker="announcer">Oh my sweet Jennifer, there's no coming back from this one.</line>
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