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   <line start="2043" end="2090" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="sì">Open the vault, before time runs out, skeleton's pointing at a clue.</line>
   <line start="2043" end="2090" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="sì">Open the vault, before time runs out, skeleton's pointing at a clue.</line>
   <line start="2091" end="2109" speaker="strongsad">Am I on the right track?</line>
   <line start="2091" end="2109" speaker="strongsad">Am I on the right track?</line>
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   <line start="2110" end="2149" speaker="strongsad">Nope. Just reach in the toilet. Just want you to reach in the toilet.</line>
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   <line start="2110" end="2149" speaker="strongbad">Nope. Just—just reach in the toilet. I just want you to reach in the toilet.</line>
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   <line start="2150" end="2163" speaker="strongsad">Pointing at the toilet.</line>
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  <line start="2164" end="2173" speaker="strongbad">Full of poop!</line>
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  <line start="2174" end="2193" speaker="strongsad">But that's just misdirection!</line>
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  <line start="2194" end="2208" speaker="strongbad">I just want you to touch the poop!</line>
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  <line start="2209" end="2241" speaker="strongsad">They want me to <em>think</em> I should reach in the toilet.</line>
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  <line start="2242" end="2262" speaker="strongbad">No, I <em>do</em> want you to reach in the toilet!</line>
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  <line start="2263" end="2293" speaker="strongbad">That is all that I want you to do!</line>
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  <line start="2294" end="2307" speaker="strongsad">It's too easy!</line>
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  <line start="2308" end="2316" speaker="strongbad">Touch the poop!</line>
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  <line start="2317" end="2332" speaker="strongsad">But I know better!</line>
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  <line start="2333" end="2349" speaker="strongbad">TOUCH THE FREAKIN' POOP!</line>
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  <line start="22" end="126" speaker="sfx">music</line>
  <line start="134" end="175" speaker="strongmad">THIS HALLOWEEN'S NOT WORKING!</line>
  <line start="176" end="199" speaker="strongbad">Boy, you said it, Strong Mad.</line>
  <line start="200" end="224" speaker="strongbad">This is the lamest haunted house ever!</line>
  <line start="225" end="271" speaker="strongbad">My pants haven't entertained the though of peeing themselves even once!</line>
  <line start="274" end="290" speaker="homestar" voiceover="yup">Scary shoes!</line>
  <line start="300" end="312" speaker="strongbad">Really?<span style="visibility:hidden"> Spooky shoes?</span></line>
  <line start="313" end="329" speaker="strongbad">Really? Spooky shoes?</line>
  <line start="331" end="351" speaker="homestar">No, no, scary shoes.<span style="visibility:hidden"> Spooky shoes are the next room.</span></line>
  <line start="352" end="371" speaker="homestar">No, no, scary shoes. Spooky shoes are the next room.</line>
  <line start="372" end="412" speaker="strongbad">Homestar, your haunted house is even worse than normal this year.</line>
  <line start="413" end="455" speaker="strongbad">Y'ever think of using any actual <em>Halloween</em> decorations?</line>
  <line start="456" end="513" speaker="homestar">No. Marzipan only let me use stuff from the Goodwill donations pile.</line>
  <line start="514" end="533" speaker="homestar">Incomplete jigsaw puzzle!</line>
  <line start="534" end="544" speaker="thecheat">screams</line>
  <line start="548" end="578" speaker="strongbad">This place is a disgrace to haunted houses, <span style="visibility:hidden">haunted hovels, haunted timeshares, and haunted extended-stay motels, even.</span></line>
  <line start="579" end="593" speaker="strongbad">This place is a disgrace to haunted houses, haunted hovels, <span style="visibility:hidden">haunted timeshares, and haunted extended-stay motels, even.</span></line>
  <line start="594" end="619" speaker="strongbad">This place is a disgrace to haunted houses, haunted hovels, haunted timeshares, and <span style="visibility:hidden">haunted extended-stay motels, even.</span></line>
  <line start="620" end="648" speaker="strongbad">This place is a disgrace to haunted houses, haunted hovels, haunted timeshares, and haunted extended-stay motels, even.</line>
  <line start="652" end="710" speaker="strongbad">Why, if <em>I</em> had a haunted house, I think it would turn out a little something <span style="visibility:hidden">a-like the following cartoon.</span></line>
  <line start="711" end="730" speaker="strongbad">Why, if <em>I</em> had a haunted house, I think it would turn out a little something a-like the following cartoon.</line>
  <line start="731" end="749"><strongbad>Why, if <em>I</em> had a haunted house, I think it would turn out a little something a-like the following cartoon.</strongbad><sfx>echo</sfx><sfx>music</sfx></line>
  <line start="750" end="820"><sfx>music</sfx></line>
  <line start="825" end="908"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad voiceover="on">Welcome to St. Cadaverstump's totally not just an old furniture warehouse Morgue-tuary!</strongbad></line>
  <line start="909" end="937"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad voiceover="on">Welcome to St. Cadaverstump's totally not just an old furniture warehouse Morgue-tuary!</strongbad><announcer>Open week nights in October. Located just off I-20.</announcer></line>
  <line start="938" end="947"><sfx>music</sfx></line>
  <line start="948" end="976"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad voiceover="can I just put in whatever?">The first room would come out swingin'.</strongbad></line>
  <line start="977" end="1009"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad voiceover="seems that way">With everybody's favorite Jibblies painting, <span style="visibility:hidden">the Jibblies painting!</span></strongbad></line>
  <line start="1010" end="1027"><sfx>frantic music</sfx><strongbad voiceover="yep">With everybody's favorite Jibblies painting, the Jibblies painting!</strongbad></line>
  <line start="1028" end="1037"><sfx>frantic music</sfx><painting>Come on in heeere.</painting></line>
  <line start="1038" end="1042"><sfx>vinyl scratch</sfx><painting>Come on in heeere.</painting><strongbad voiceover="on">Yeah, yeah, <span style="visibility:hidden">we've all heard that before.</span></strongbad></line>
  <line start="1043" end="1057"><strongbad voiceover="on">Yeah, yeah, we've all heard that before.</strongbad></line>
  <line start="1058" end="1113"><strongbad voiceover="on">But in order to take it to the next level, my haunted house would have a horrible painting of... <span style="visibility:hidden">somebody's dad!</span></strongbad></line>
  <line start="1114" end="1121"><strongbad voiceover="on">But in order to take it to the next level, my haunted house would have a horrible painting of... <span style="visibility:hidden">somebody's dad!</span></strongbad><sfx>thunder</sfx></line>
  <line start="1122" end="1137"><strongbad voiceover="on">But in order to take it to the next level, my haunted house would have a horrible painting of... somebody's dad!</strongbad></line>
  <line start="1138" end="1153"><sfx>music</sfx><other>Hu-hu-ha-ha-hey! <span style="visibility:hidden">Well come on in here!</span></other></line>
  <line start="1154" end="1179"><sfx>music</sfx><other>Hu-hu-ha-ha-hey! Well come on in here!</other></line>
  <line start="1183" end="1215" speaker="homestar">Why is he wearing cycling gear? <span style="visibility:hidden">He's not even that serious about riding!</span></line>
  <line start="1216" end="1253" speaker="homestar">Why is he wearing cycling gear? He's not even that serious about riding!</line>
  <line start="1254" end="1290" speaker="other">Ha-hey, I can do 220 in 4:45!</line>
  <line start="1291" end="1302" speaker="other" sfx="on">slurp</line>
  <line start="1303" end="1310"><other sfx="on">slurp</other><homestar>Waah!</homestar></line>
  <line start="1311" end="1318"><homestar>Waah!</homestar></line>
  <line start="1319" end="1347" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="on">Then there would be the gross-out room.</line>
  <line start="1348" end="1352"><strongbad voiceover="on">Then there would be the gross-out room.</strongbad><sfx>mechanical noises</sfx></line>
  <line start="1353" end="1373" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="on">But instead of severed limbs and surgeries gone wrong,</line>
  <line start="1374" end="1387"><strongbad voiceover="on">But instead of severed limbs and surgeries gone wrong,</strongbad><marzipan>Aah!</marzipan></line>
  <line start="1388" end="1391" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="on">But instead of severed limbs and surgeries gone wrong,</line>
  <line start="1392" end="1449" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="on">it's just a silent, white room filled with pure stench.</line>
  <line start="1450" end="1480" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="on">And oh-ho-ho, what a stench it is!</line>
  <line start="1481" end="1511" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="on">Lemme lay it on you like a movie trailer.</line>
  <line start="1512" end="1531" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="on">Strong Mad. <span style="visibility:hidden">Oyster. Smoothie. Breath. Caked. Armpit. Latte.</span></line>
  <line start="1532" end="1545" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="on">Strong Mad. Oyster. <span style="visibility:hidden">Smoothie. Breath. Caked. Armpit. Latte.</span></line>
  <line start="1546" end="1563" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="on">Strong Mad. Oyster. Smoothie. <span style="visibility:hidden">Breath. Caked. Armpit. Latte.</span></line>
  <line start="1564" end="1577" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="on">Strong Mad. Oyster. Smoothie. Breath. <span style="visibility:hidden">Caked. Armpit. Latte.</span></line>
  <line start="1578" end="1589" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="on">Strong Mad. Oyster. Smoothie. Breath. Caked. <span style="visibility:hidden">Armpit. Latte.</span></line>
  <line start="1590" end="1607" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="on">Strong Mad. Oyster. Smoothie. Breath. Caked. Armpit. <span style="visibility:hidden">Latte.</span></line>
  <line start="1608" end="1628" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="on">Strong Mad. Oyster. Smoothie. Breath. Caked. Armpit. Latte.</line>
  <line start="1629" end="1638" speaker="sfx">vinyl scratch</line>
  <line start="1639" end="1679" speaker="marzipan">Strong Bad, you <em>know</em> those words in that sequence are illegal.</line>
  <line start="1680" end="1703" speaker="marzipan">Arrest him, King of Town!</line>
  <line start="1704" end="1737" speaker="kingoftown">Keep bottling up that smell, Poopsmith!</line>
  <line start="1738" end="1760" speaker="kingoftown">Wait. I can arrest people?</line>
  <line start="1761" end="1772" speaker="marzipan">I think so.</line>
  <line start="1773" end="1802" speaker="marzipan">I mean, you're allowed to execute people, right?</line>
  <line start="1805" end="1851" speaker="kingoftown">Do the words doo-hoo-hoo mean anything to you?</line>
  <line start="1857" end="1927" speaker="homsar">DaAaA, this has been a supreme fish delight.</line>
  <line start="1943" end="2014" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="sí">Ooh! There'd also be one of those immersive horror experience rooms that are so popular these days.</line>
  <line start="2015" end="2042" speaker="strongsad">Okay. Gotta logic this out.</line>
  <line start="2043" end="2090" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="sì">Open the vault, before time runs out, skeleton's pointing at a clue.</line>
  <line start="2091" end="2109" speaker="strongsad">Am I on the right track?</line>
  <line start="2110" end="2149" speaker="strongbad">Nope. Just—just reach in the toilet. I just want you to reach in the toilet.</line>
  <line start="2150" end="2163" speaker="strongsad">Pointing at the toilet.</line>
  <line start="2164" end="2173" speaker="strongbad">Full of poop!</line>
  <line start="2174" end="2193" speaker="strongsad">But that's just misdirection!</line>
  <line start="2194" end="2208" speaker="strongbad">I just want you to touch the poop!</line>
  <line start="2209" end="2241" speaker="strongsad">They want me to <em>think</em> I should reach in the toilet.</line>
  <line start="2242" end="2262" speaker="strongbad">No, I <em>do</em> want you to reach in the toilet!</line>
  <line start="2263" end="2293" speaker="strongbad">That is all that I want you to do!</line>
  <line start="2294" end="2307" speaker="strongsad">It's too easy!</line>
  <line start="2308" end="2316" speaker="strongbad">Touch the poop!</line>
  <line start="2317" end="2332" speaker="strongsad">But I know better!</line>
  <line start="2333" end="2349" speaker="strongbad">TOUCH THE FREAKIN' POOP!</line>
  <line start="2500" end="5576">We are working on subtitles. Please try again later.</line>
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