Editing Teen Girl Squad Deaths

[[Image:tgs1.PNG|200px|thumb|"Everybody died 'cept me!"]]
The comic "[[Teen Girl Squad]]", written by [[Strong Bad]], often has its characters '''[[Death|die]] (or get [[Characters' Injuries|injured]]) in each episode''', due to being subjected to Strong Bad's overimaginative (and hilarious) cruelty.
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==Injuries and Deaths in Main Teen Girl Squad Episodes==
{| {{standardtable}}
!width="25"|Issue
!width="125"|[[Cheerleader]]
!width="125"|[[So and So]]
!width="125"|[[What's Her Face]]
!width="125"|[[The Ugly One]]
!width="300"|Other
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|1]]||N/A||"Voip" by [[Visor Robot]]||"Punt!" by dinosaur||"Arrowed!" by [[Arrow'd Guy]]||N/A
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|2]]||"Grasp!" (Carried away by a large bat, survived)||N/A||"Bat! Bat! Bat! Bat! Bat! Bat! Bat!" by Thomas (survived)||"Swoop!" (Carried away by a large buzzard, survived)||[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#No "I" in Team Boy|No "I" in Team Boy]] squashed by "Children!" truck
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|3]]||N/A||N/A||"possums..." (survived)||"MSG[['d]]!"(survived)||N/A
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|4]]||"Cerebellum[['d]]!"||Fell down a bottomless pit||Squashed by "NO pounds" (survived)||Squashed by "YOU'RE NOT" potatoes (survived)||N/A
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|5]]||"Sailing mishap!"||Punted by Cheerleader (survived)||N/A||"Perch!" (survived)||N/A
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 6|6]]||"Double Double Whipless Mochaccino Half Caf!!" Decemberween Gift Exchange Lion (survived)||"Triple Salchow!" Decemberween Gift Exchange Lion (survived)||Wave of Babies (survived)||"Cannonball!!" Decemberween Gift Exchange Lion (survived)||N/A
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|7]]||"Squished."||[[Mrs. Commanderson]] (survived)||[[Mrs. Commanderson]] (survived)||[[Mrs. Commanderson]] (survived)||[[Tompkins]] "died...somehow" (torso takes silver)
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|8]]||Eaten by shark||"Twelve sided died!!" (by a twenty-sided die)||Eaten by shark||"Floor tommed!!!! Step-mommed!!! [[Pom Pom|Pom-Pommed??]]"||N/A
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|9]]||"Driver's Ed'ed Dead" ([[getting run over|run over]] by [[Learner's Permit Girl]])||Put on a play with port-a-john, didn't get very good reviews (impaled by a spear by Arrow'd Guy)||Ate a bowl of Staple Sauce||BFF-Baow! Fom! [[Froosh]]! (Punched by a tree, which then fell on top of her and spontaneously combusted)||[[Mr. Pitters]] eaten by vultures
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|10]]||"Caber tossed!!"||[[Internet Slang|p0wned!]] by Tompkins's video game||"Lathe'd!" by A Mighty Warrior|| "ARROWED II!" (saved by Strong Bad)||N/A
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|10 (Easter egg)]]||Body parts rearranged||Crushed by giant golf ball||Lampshade covers head||Eaten by carnivorous plant||N/A
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|11]]||"Blinding Voip!" by Sci-Fi Greg's shirtless torso||Incarcerated after shoplifting (survived)||"MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D"||"MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D"||Camp counselor Shortshorts got "MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D"
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12|12]]||Killed by flying [[USB dongle goblin]]||Run over by TINES racing car||N/A||"Bad Juju!!"||Class Prez killed by flying USB dongle goblin
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13|13]]||"Eau de Toilette!"||Garbage disposal (Oh, what a way to go)||The Snack mix, in Tompkins' parlor, with the PRETZEL STICK!||"Dangled off a hotel balcony'd!!" "Then dropped from said balcony'd!" into a bayonet tailgate party||Tompkins: "BABYSAT!"
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14|14]]||"<strike>Towel Boy'd!!</strike> Team Manager'd!!"||So & So (as [[Scantron]])'s Dixon Ticonderoga Laser Blade Attack vs. MimeogWrath's Hyper Turbo Fill in the Blank Barrage||Revenge of the Cross Country Booster Club Bakesale!!||N/A||Seniors: "Come uppence!" with garbage cans dumped on them (survived)
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15|15]]||"Pretty Prism!!"||"Betrayal!!" by UbuntuFan91 (Open-Source Greg's Avatar)||"Sparrow'd." (A new twist on an old classic!)||N/A||[[D n' D Greg]]: Gutted like sheep by Manolios Ugly One<br/>[[Japanese Culture Greg]]: "Uncanny Valley'd!!!"<br/>Tompkins: "[[Tenerence Love|Tenerrow'd!!]]"
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|[[Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad|HR]]||Turned into stone by Medusa||"Cliff Noted!" (eaten by Moby Dick)||"A Splode!" (had her car blown up by gangsters)||"GuesswhatVOIPed!" by a robotic penguin||Any of the girls can also be killed by "Triple Doubled!" (getting dunked through a basketball hoop), mustard gas caused by perfume stank plus athletic stonk, "Alternative Energy Source'd!" (getting fried by sunlight reflected off a mirror while wearing suntan lotion), "Fundamentals!" (getting her hairspray ignited by a flaming basketball), "RATS LIKE METAL! ...Apparently" (trampled by rats after receiving a TXT MSG with the Brainkrieg Ringtone), or getting stomped after METAMORPHOSING into a roach monster.
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|[[Strong Badia The Free Cave Girl Squad|SBtF]]|||No Unique Deaths||"THE OPPOSITE OF RE-ENTRY'D!" (burned up in the atmosphere after flying a car into space)||No Unique Deaths||No Unique Deaths||Any of the girls can also be killed by:<br/>"Di-GESTED WHOLE!" (eaten by an anaconda)<br/>"BRAIN OUT OF NOSE WITH A HOOK!" (having brain removed while wrapped up like a mummy)<br/>"GORE'D!!!" (during a mammoth stampede)<br/>"SPEARROWED! (killed by a hunter after being mistaken for a sickly mammoth<br/>"CROSS-FYAH!" (caught in crossfire between storekeeper and shopper with machine gun)<br/>"SABER-TOOTH'D! TIGER... in case that wasn't obvious" (eaten by a saber-tooth tiger)<br/>"CURSE OF THE GODS! THE NEW ALBUM FROM A-NOOB-IS!" (killed by scarab beetles sent by Anubis as punishment for insolence)<br/>"Dead... Dead... Dead... Dead-dead!" (crushed by a monolith)<br/>"WONDERFULLY PRESERVED FOR FUTURE RESEARCH!" (sank into a tarpit)<br/>"METEOR'D!" (all mammals go extinct after a meteor causes global climate change, to which a Teen Girl reacts)<br/>Lizard Teen Girl Squad: "SURVIVAL OF THE PHATTEST!" (killed by Charles Darwin's music)
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen|BotB]]||"Two Hand and One Foot Tapping Solo!" (Gary playing a guitar solo)||"Roadie Miscommunication Breakdown!" (run over by Limozeen tour bus)||"P-P-Punt!" by Perry, then "Arena Rocked!" (Cut in half by a helicopter propeller)||"English Lit!" (Larry breathing fire)||N/A
|}

== Injuries and Deaths in other Teen Girl Squad appearances ==
*[[404'd]] and [[Neon 404'd]] {{--}} The Ugly One is "404'd!" (has arrows shot through her) by Arrow'd Guy.
*[[virus]] {{--}} The [[King of Town]] is repeatedly slapped by The Ugly One when [[The Virus]] sends him to the Teen Girl Squad world.
*[[love poems]] {{--}} [[Meredith]] and [[Kimberly]] get "Shakespeared!" (have a spear thrown through them) by Arrow'd Guy.
*[[Decomposing Pumpkin]] {{--}}  [[Brainkrieg]]'s drummer is hit by a decomposing pumpkin.
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]] {{--}} The Ugly One gets "disemjowel'd" by a lunatic with a machété.
*[[Trogdor's Fiery Rage (video)|Trogdor's Fiery Rage]] {{--}} What's Her Face and the Gregs are crushed by a deck of cards.
*[[Disk 4 of 12 - FriendlyWare]] {{--}} What's Her Face is chopped in half with a "SYNT<u>AXE</u> ERROR" from [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#BASICA|BASICA]].

==Analysis==
{| {{standardtable}}
!width="125"|Character
!width="125"|Survived, Uninjured
!width="125"|Survived, Injured
!width="125"|Survived (Total)
!width="125"|Survived Alone
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|Cheerleader||'''3''' (TGS 1, 2, 3)||'''1''' (TGS 6)||'''4''' (TGS 1, 2, 3, 6)||'''1''' (TGS 1)
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|So and So||'''2''' (TGS 2, 3)||'''3''' (TGS 5, 6, 11)||'''5''' (TGS 2, 3, 5, 6, 11)||'''1''' (TGS 11)
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|What's Her Face||'''2''' (TGS 5, 12)||'''4''' (TGS 2, 3, 4, 6)||'''6''' (TGS 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 12)||'''1''' (TGS 12)
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|The Ugly One||'''4''' (TGS 2, 10, 14, 15)||'''3''' (TGS 3, 4, 6)||'''7''' (2, 3, 4, 6, 10, 14, 15)||'''3''' (TGS 10, 14, 15)
|}

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