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Teen Girl Squad Issue #1
watch Issue 15 Issue 2
"Whoa, hey there Cheerleader. You lookin' soo good."

The very first one, which made its premiere in the Strong Bad Email comic. The girls get ready to LOOK SO GOOD, but many a problem do they encounter. At least Cheerleader looks SO GOOD!

Cast (in order of appearance): Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One, Birds (Teen Girl Squad), A Helicopter, Visor Robot, Arrow'd Guy, Dinosaur, Strong Bad (Easter egg)

Places: The Field, The Graveyard

Date: Monday, December 2, 2002

Running Time: 0:52

Page Title: TEE GEE ESS!!

DVD: Everything Else, Volume 1


[edit] Transcript

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader {screen shows Cheerleader, with "cheer!" next to her} So and So {fashion sense!} What's Her Face {unpopular!} The Ugly One {hygiene?}

{The four girls are standing in a nondescript field.}

CHEERLEADER: Hey gals, let's go get ready to LOOK SO GOOD!!!

SO AND SO: Word.



{The girls walk to the right. Some birds and clouds appear above them. A helicopter appears and attacks the birds, and Narrator Strong Bad makes helicopter shooting noises. The girls stop walking, and the scenery reverts to its original state.}

CHEERLEADER: Okay, now let's start LOOKING GOOD!!!

SO AND SO: A'ight.



{The Visor Robot zaps So and So's head with a laser.}


{So and So's upper body becomes a black pile of ashes and a skull.}

CHEERLEADER: Kristen, you look burnt, or DEAD.

{The girls walk right some more.}

WHAT'S HER FACE: I miss Kristin...a.

{Screen now shows The Ugly One, with numerous arrows flying through the air behind her.}

THE UGLY ONE: I have a crush on EVERY BOY!!

{Zoom out. The Ugly One is pierced by the arrows. We see the Arrow'd Guy, with more arrows coming out of his mouth.}


THE UGLY ONE: OW! My skin!

{Cut to What's Her Face getting kicked by a dinosaur.}



{Cheerleader stands next to the headstones for So and So, The Ugly One, and What's Her Face.}

CHEERLEADER: I look so good!!

{"iT'S OVER!!!" appears on the screen.}


[edit] Easter Eggs

  • At the end, if you click on the "whats her face" headstone, Strong Bad will come out and have a little chat with Cheerleader.
{Strong Bad walks on screen from the right}
STRONG BAD: Whoa, hey there Cheerleader. You lookin' soo good. You want to go take a ride with me up to ah, Checkers? Or Rally's? Or em, Sonic Burger? ...whatever you guys got here.

[edit] Fun Facts

[edit] Trivia

  • We know from the email comic that the members of Teen Girl Squad are Virginia, Joy, Kristen, and Jennifer. In this issue, only So and So is given a name: Kristen (or Kristina). The other members of TGS are not named individually. This is the only issue where one of the girls is referred to by a name other than the official one.
  • Before moved to features, when this toon was still in the shorts section, the synopsis read "What's Her Face has a run in with a T-Rex. Other stuff happens".
  • This is the only complete issue of TGS that does not end with an "it's over!" splash.
    • In the Podstar Runner version, the screen follows the Strong Bad Easter Egg.
  • This is the shortest full-length TGS issue to date.
  • The YouTube description for this toon is "Trying to look so good results in fatal Arrowed-ings."
  • As of the post-Flash site update, this issue is listed on the TV Time Toons Menu twice in two locations: toons/issue-1 and toons/teen-girl-squad-issue-1.

[edit] Remarks

  • In the Easter egg, Strong Bad covers up the lines of the paper, whereas everything else in the scene doesn't.
    • This is probably due to his animation being much more complex than anyone else's.
  • You can still click What's Her Face's headstone after the Easter egg has been activated, but it doesn't do anything.
  • When Cheerleader says "Kristen, you look burnt or dead", Cheerleader's mouth is white instead of being dark.
  • Cheerleader's shirt says "Diva".
  • When the girls are walking after So and So dies, What's Her Face doesn't have a mouth until she talks.

[edit] Real-World References

[edit] Fast Forward

  • The image of the Arrow'd Guy killing The Ugly One is later used for the 404'd page.

[edit] DVD Version

  • The Strong Bad Easter egg plays automatically.
    • As a result, the "it's over!" screen (displayed on the usual splash screen) appears after the Strong Bad scene.

[edit] External Links

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