Teen Girl Squad Issue 10

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In 24 Great Smelly Colors!

The Teen Girl Squad celebrates The Ugly One's sweet someteen birthday in 24 great-smelling colors!

Cast (in order of appearance): Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One, Mighty Warrior, Coach, Olympic Man, Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters, Tompkins, Arrow'd Guy, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, The Cheat, Strong Sad

Date: October 10, 2005

Running Time: 3:34

Page Title: Tenth Issue-versary!


STRONG BAD: TEEN GIRL SQUAD: TENTHENNIAL EXTRAVAGANZA! In 24 Great Smelly Colors! Cheerleader! {groovy grapefruit pink} So-and-so! {visicious violent violent} What's Her Face! {radacious bodadical razberry blue!} The Ugly One! {gnarly nursing home green}

{we open up to a school lunch table}

CHEERLEADER: lunchtime gals. now let's get ready to eat...


SO-AND-SO: Eating lunch is for weirdos.

{The Ugly One walks on to the screen, with a tray of cafeteria food in her hand.}

THE UGLY ONE: holla grlfrndz. it's Corn and Corn Alone Day! {The Ugly One places the food on the table. Cut to a close-up of the corn. A small medieval warrior jumps out of the corn.}

WARRIOR: corn is no place for a mighty warrior!

THE UGLY ONE: so... who wants to come to my sweet someteen bash tonight?

WHAT'S HER FACE: is it going to be nick-at-night themed again?

SO-AND-SO: {slaps her forehead} i don't think i can stomach another show not on the WB.

CHEERLEADER: no! we can't come. we have... the... olympics... tonight!

THE UGLY ONE: oh, cuz it's a boy/girl party...

{close up of So-And-So and Cheerleader, who look rather insane.}


WHAT'S HER FACE: taking the vowels out of words doesn't always make them sound cool.

SO AND SO: 'm srry.

CHEERLEADER: {holding up a cellphone, of which the sound "the olympics are soooo dumb!" is emitting} so, coach just called and said the olympics are done. we'll be there like shareware!

{we cut to an olympic race track. The olympics coach is standing next to a rather angry-looking burly man.}

COACH: i don't know what they're talking about, i swear!

{we cut again to the teen girl squad}

CHEERLEADER: now, more than ever before, let's get ready to look....

CHEERLEADER, SO-AND-SO, WHAT'S HER FACE, THE UGLY ONE: SO GOOOD! {the camera does a 360-degree spin around the girls}

STRONG BAD: Whoa! That was about the coolest thing ever! We gotta see that again. {the carton rewinds, and play back the 360-spin. At the end, however, What's Her Face is still spinning.} Uh-oh. We gotta spinner.

WHAT'S HER FACE: wheeeee! {her dialouge spins around in the text bubble}

{a title slide entitled "AT THE PARTY" (imprinted on a cigarette, which a man is smoking, appears. We cut to the boy/girl party. Various characters from previous TGS episodes are attending. We pan right to reveal the TGS. What's Her Face is still spinning.}

CHEERLEADER: alright, wallflowers, watch a professional at work... i'm fit to get makey outey all over those uppaclassmen.

{cut to three Scots, drinking beer.}


{Cheerleader walks in.}

CHEERLEADER: any o'you boys wanna ditch this preschool party? i know a couple of HAWT junior college jams we could hit. {one of the Scots throw Cheerleader away from them.}

STRONG BAD: CABER TOSSED!! {cut to a spinning What's Her Face.}

WHAT'S HER FACE: i really want... some of these chips. {Dead Cheerleader falls at the feet of What's Her Face.}

SCOT: {off-screen} BAGH! Only 23 meters! {we cut to the bowl of chips. The warrior jumps out of the chips.}

WARRIOR: corn chips are no place for a mighty warrior! '{The Trasncript is currently being written. Please do not make any edits to this section of the page until this notice is removed.}

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