Teen Girl Squad Issue 2

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Teen Girl Squad Issue #2
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"You must be girls."

The Teen Girl Squad tries to get some boys.

Cast (in order of appearance): Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One, Birds (Teen Girl Squad), Cloud Monster, No I In Team Boy, Thomas, A Vulture, A Bat, Arrow'd Guy

Places: The Field, TCYBCBY

Date: February 10, 2003

Running Time: 1:12

Page Title: Teen Grrrl Squad!!

Transcript

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader {growth spurt!} So and So {school spirit!} What's Her Face {pity friend} The Ugly One {psoriasis!}

{open to the girls standing in the TGS field}

CHEERLEADER: Hi gals! How ya LOOKING?

SO AND SO and THE UGLY ONE: SO GOOD!
WHAT'S HER FACE: {simultaneously} OKAY!

WHAT'S HER FACE: I mean, so good.

{Cheerleader gets out a fashion magazine reading "le girl"}

CHEERLEADER: I just picked up this fashion magazine with MORE HOT TIPS!

SO AND SO: w00t!

WHAT'S HER FACE: w00t!

THE UGLY ONE: w00t.

CHEERLEADER: Let's get started!

{The four girls walk to the left. A cloud gains a pair of eyes and a mouth and starts eating some birds}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: {imitating cloud} *chomp chomp*

{cut to a different part of the field. The girls are standing in front of a boy twirling a basketball on his index finger and wearing a shirt reading "no 'i' in team")

NO I IN TEAM BOY: You must be girls.

WHAT'S HER FACE: {thinking} I think I have a chance with this guy!

{Thomas the alien runs onscreen with a baseball bat and starts clubbing What's-Her-Face's kneecaps}

THOMAS: BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT!

NO I IN TEAM BOY: What happened to her?

SO AND SO: {speech bubble only} Thomas hit her with a bat {voice only} She got hurt.

NO I IN TEAM BOY: Let's date.

SO AND SO: I'm down.

{So and So and No I In Team Boy walk offscreen to the right. The Ugly One gets swooped by an vulture}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Swoop!

{Cheerleader gets grasped by a bat}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Grasped!

{cut to another part of the field, where So and So and No I In Team Boy are alone}

SO AND SO: I'm totally crushing!

{Arrow'd Guy suddenly appears driving a truck reading "CHILDREN" on the side, running over No I In Team Boy}

ARROW'D GUY: CHILDREN!

{The Ugly One and Cheerleader drop from the sky}

SO AND SO: Where were you guys?

CHEERLEADER and THE UGLY ONE: We got jealous.

{There is a long pause, then the TGS music starts again.}

SO AND SO: Let's get yogurt!

{Cut to the girls walking right, where What's Her Face rejoins them, her knees looking rather bloody. They arrive at TCYBCBY yogurt. What's Her Face's yogurt is on the ground, and The Ugly One's has sprinkles in it}

THE UGLY ONE: I got jimmies.

{cut to end card}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: IT'S OVER!

The End

Fun Facts

  • Psoriasis is a chronic skin disease characterized by circumscribed red patches covered with white scales.
  • The name of the yogurt place is a parody of TCBY, a chain of frozen yogurt and ice cream stores.
  • When cheerleader gets swooped up by the bat, the phrase on her dress changes from "Li'l brat" to "Huge bat"
  • "Jimmies" is a regional term for "sprinkles." They were one of the first types of sprinkles created. They are the multi colored, cylinder shaped style.
    • Oddly, the term "jimmies" is primarily used in the Northeast, where it refers to chocolate sprinkles, whereas The Brothers Chaps are from Georgia.
  • "I think I have a chance with this guy" would later become a song on Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits.
  • What's Her Face's yogurt is on the ground because she's vegan, which is revealed in Issue 6.
  • Before moved to features, when this toon was still in the shorts section, the synopsis read "So and So meets a boy as Cheerleader looks so good".
  • On the closing screen, the contraction "it's" is misspelled as the possessive "its."
  • This is the first Teen Girl Squad cartoon where none of the main characters died, and also the first where a secondary character has died.
  • What's Her Face's "I mean, so good" word balloon has a white background, covering the lines in the background.
  • The word "Le" in the "Le Girl" magazine means "the", but it is in the masculine form. The feminine form, which would correspond to "girl", is "La".

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