Teen Girl Squad Issue 3

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'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Teen Girl Squad!  CHEERLEADER ''(boy crazy!)''! SO AND SO ''(math crazy!)''! WHAT'S HER FACE ''(whatev!)''! THE UGLY ONE ''(actuALLy crazy!)''!
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'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Teen Girl Squad!  CHEERLEADER ''(boy crazy!)''! SO AND SO ''(math crazy!)''! WHAT'S HER FACE ''(whatev!)''! THE UGLY ONE ''(actually crazy!)''!
'''CHEERLEADER:''' Listen gals, if we want to look
'''CHEERLEADER:''' Listen gals, if we want to look
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'''SO AND SO:''' I am SO there.
'''SO AND SO:''' I am SO there.
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'''CHEERLEADER:''' We three can go to the mALL.  WHAT'S HER FACE, you can go to a thrift store.  Or junkyard.
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'''CHEERLEADER:''' We three can go to the mall.  WHAT'S HER FACE, you can go to a thrift store.  Or junkyard.
''{The sun turns into a buzzsaw and kills some birds}''
''{The sun turns into a buzzsaw and kills some birds}''
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'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Poooosssssummmmms...!
'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Poooosssssummmmms...!
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'''CHEERLEADER:''' {speech bubble only} My card is totALLy maxorzed! {voice only} My card is totally maxed!
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'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{speech bubble only}'' My card is totally maxorzed! ''{voice only}'' My card is totally maxed!
'''THE UGLY ONE:''' True dat.
'''THE UGLY ONE:''' True dat.

Revision as of 18:22, 7 December 2004

Cheerleader's new fashion!

The crew gets ready for some summer fashions and WHAT'S HER FACE gets possum'd.

Page Title: TGS Numba 3

Cast (in order of appearance): Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One, The Birds, The Man with the Huge Mouth

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Transcript

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Teen Girl Squad! CHEERLEADER (boy crazy!)! SO AND SO (math crazy!)! WHAT'S HER FACE (whatev!)! THE UGLY ONE (actually crazy!)!

CHEERLEADER: Listen gals, if we want to look

ALL: So goo-

CHEERLEADER: We've got to go get some SUMMER FASHIONS!

SO AND SO: I am SO there.

CHEERLEADER: We three can go to the mall. WHAT'S HER FACE, you can go to a thrift store. Or junkyard.

{The sun turns into a buzzsaw and kills some birds}

SO AND SO: Before we shop, how about some PAN-ASIAN CUISINE?

THE UGLY ONE: Three spring rolls, please.

THE MAN WITH THE HUGE MOUTH: MSG'd!

THE UGLY ONE: Ow! My stomach lining!

CHEERLEADER: We'll worry about that one later.

MEANWHILE, AT THE THRIFT STORE

{A girl holds a sign that says "1 or 2 cent each item"}

WHAT'S HER FACE: These clothes smell like grandmas.

SO AND SO: Ready gals? This outfit-so good or no good?

CHEERLEADER and THE UGLY ONE: So good!

THE UGLY ONE: My stomach feels better!

CHEERLEADER (wearing an elephant head): I'm going for a whole new style!

SO AND SO and THE UGLY ONE: No good!

CHEERLEADER: Well, I think it's hella tight. And you guys need boyfriends.

SO AND SO and THE UGLY ONE: That's true.

WHAT'S HER FACE: I'm walkin home from the thrift store.

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Poooosssssummmmms...!

CHEERLEADER: {speech bubble only} My card is totally maxorzed! {voice only} My card is totally maxed!

THE UGLY ONE: True dat.

SO AND SO: True that.

CHEERLEADER: Whats your problem?

WHAT'S HER FACE (happily): I met a possum.

SO AND SO: Good for you. Now let's attract some CUTE BOYS! Ready?

ALL: POSE!

WHAT'S HER FACE: My blood hurts.

NARRATOR STRONG BAD (singing): Teen Girl Squad! They're-teenage-girls-between-the-ages-of-thirteen-and-nineteen!

The End

Fun Facts

  • This is only Teen Girl Squad issue that doesn't have Strong Bad saying "It's Over!" at the end.
  • MSG stands for monosodium glutamate, a flavor enhancer commonly added to soups, canned vegetables, processed meats, and Asian cuisine. According to the Food and Drug Administration, MSG has a limited number of symptoms, usually among people who may eat a large dose (greater than 3 grams) on an empty stomach and people who have severe asthma. The short-term reactions known as MSG Symptom Complex can involve numbness, tingling, burning sensation, chest pain, headache, rapid heartbeat, nausea, weakness, and drowsiness. MSG and other glutamates usually affect only the nervous system, and claims of deteriorating stomach lining due to MSG consumption are unsubstantiated, but it is pretty funny.
  • Strangely, when What's Her Face meets the other girls after leaving the thrift store, one of her shoes appears to be torn, reavealing what appears to be toes. However, in issue number 5, the other girls are at the beach and it appears as if they have none.
  • This is the only cartoon on the site that contains some kind of swear word ("hella") if you don't count "crap".
  • I disagree with previous fact, I believe homestar says "fuckin'" in an easter egg of the "army" email.

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