Teen Girl Squad Issue 4

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Ahhh! Go Growlbacks!

Cheerleader's totally bummed that school's happening again this year, So and So is falling head over heels for Brett Bretterson, and the other two are getting squished.

Cast (in order of appearance): Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One, Brett Bretterson, Quarterback, Arrow'd Guy, Giant Brain Mech

Date: September 15, 2003

Running Time: 1:38

Page Title: TGS Tissue 4

Transcript

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! {cool parents!} So and So! {student council} What's Her Face! {shop lifting?} The Ugly One! {prepaid lunch!}

{open to the girls standing in a hallway. So and So is carrying some textbooks}

CHEERLEADER: I'm totally bummed that school is happening again this year.

{short pause}

THE OTHER THREE: SO GOOD!

CHEERLEADER: Y'all are so wack.

THE UGLY ONE: Wiggidy-wack?

CHEERLEADER: Nope, just regular type.

SO AND SO: Not me. I sat next to Brett Bretterson in math and he asked to study with me at lunch.

{Hearts appear above her head and one gets pierced with an arrow.}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: {as the heart} Augh!

CHEERLEADER: You made Brett Bretterson up in first grade, he's not real.

SO AND SO: {Turns towards no one and says to thin air} Oh, Brett, there you are. (What's Her Face gets an "oookay..." expression) Thank you, you've filled out nicely too.

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: {reading the caption above What's Her Face's bemused expression} Weirded out!

SO AND SO: {walking obliviously towards the "Fighting Growlbacks Bottomless Spirit Pit") Okay, let's go. {falls in} {non-speech bubble} Ahhh! {speech bubble} Go Growlbacks!

WHAT'S HER FACE: When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation.

CHEERLEADER: Okay gals, Quarterback is over there. I'm gonna go see if he has any plans for dating me. Is-a my unda-wears showing?

THE UGLY ONE: Yes ma'am.

CHEERLEADER: Grood! ...I mean good. And great. ...Great and good. (Cheerleader walks off)

THE UGLY ONE: Teehee.

WHAT'S HER FACE: We're cool.

{A heavy weight and a sack of potatoes fall on What's Her Face and The Ugly One. These are labelled "NO" and "YOU'RE NOT" respectively}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: {As the objects fall} NO! YOU'RE NOT!

{Cut to Cheerleader standing beside Quarterback}

CHEERLEADER: So Quarterman, how's about you and me?

QUARTERBACK: How's about you get some brains?

ARROW'D GUY: {in a cockpit on top of a giant, eyepatched brain mech} CEREBELLUM'D!

{Cut to the bottomless spirit pit}

SO AND SO: Little help down here?... Maybe some Lunchables?... Or a juice box?...

...I love you too, Brett.

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: IT'S OVER!

Easter Eggs

• At the end, if you click on the "o" in "over," you get a bonus skit with What's Her Face and The Ugly One trapped under NO pounds and YOU'RE NOT potatoes.

{Cut to the scene with WHAT'S HER FACE trapped under NO pounds and THE UGLY ONE under YOU'RE NOT potatoes.}

WHAT'S HER FACE: Cheerleader's gone.

{Slight pause.}

BOTH: I'll be the NEW LEADER!!

{Pause.}

BOTH: Okay, fine. I'll be the follower!

{Slight pause.}

BOTH: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

WHAT'S HER FACE: We really are cool--

THE UGLY ONE: Shut up!

• At the end, if you click on the !, you get to hear So and So talk to herself some more.

{Cut to the Fighting Growlbacks bottomless spirit pit.}

SO AND SO: Perhaps a single frito? {Pause.} Or a Rib-A-Q? {Pause.} Can someone send down my assignments? {Pause.} And Brett's assignments? {Pause.} Does anyone know what year it is?

Fun Facts

• The cerebellum is the bottom rear section of the brain. Its function is disputed, but the two main theories are that it either functions as a regulator of the timing of movements, or that it is the brain's learning/encoding machine.
• Lunchables are prepackaged children's meals made by Kraft and Oscar Meyer.
• Fritos are a brand of corn chips.
• The title of So-and-So's book changes throughout the toon. At first it says "subject", then "math types", and finally "poly-sci".
  • When she turns to 'talk' to 'Brett', the "sci" part of the book title moves from the left edge to the right edge.
• This is one of the few TGSes where something other than an animal or a person gets killed (in this case, the heart that appears when So and So mentions Brett).
• This is the first episode to lead directly back to the TGS menu.
• Quarterback's legs are backwards.
• On the closing screen, the contraction "it's" is misspelled as the possessive "its."

External Links

• watch "Teen Girl Squad Issue 4"
• View the Flash file for "Teen Girl Squad Issue 4"