Teen Girl Squad Issue 9

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==Easter Eggs==
==Easter Eggs==
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Click on the Exclimation point at the end of the toon to see Over Achiever Strike Again
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# At the end, click the "o" to see Sci-Fi Greg brag about how the ladies and Valkyries are all over his experience points.
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# Also at the end, click the "!" to see the "Over Achiever" strike Tompkins' homework.
==Fun Facts==
==Fun Facts==

Revision as of 05:45, 20 June 2005

When Cheerleader dies, the girls, along with an old man named Mr. Pitters, attempt to re-make themselves as the "Best Friends Squad."

Cast (in order of appearance): Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One

Date: June 20, 2005

Running Time: M:SS

Page Title: Summatime Style!

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Transcript

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader {screen shows Cheerleader, with "backyard pool!" next to her} So and So {library!} What's Her Face {24 hour diner!} The Ugly One {parking deck?}

CHEERLEADER: Okay my spanish galleons, this summer's gonna be different! Say guh-bye to hanging out next to this old person!

{Mr. Pitters appears on the left hand side of the screen.}

THE UGLY ONE AND MR. PITTERS: Bye old person...

CHEERLEADER: Cuz now i'm best friends with an olda girl what has her LEARNER'S PERMIT!!!

SO AND SO & THE UGLY ONE: LEARNER'S PERMIT!!!
MR. PITTERS: {simultaneously} LEARNER'S OINTMENT!!!

WHAT'S HER FACE: I've had my license for a year-

CHEERLEADER: Stop saying words. here she comes now!

{Learner's permit girl appeaers and is driving really fast.}

LEARNER'S PERMIT GIRL: 10 o'clock and 2 o'clock!

{The Learners' Permit girl runs over Cheerleader. She dies.}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: DRIVER'S ED'ED..DEAD

CHEERLEADER: Owww, my entire life!

SO AND SO: Whoa, Cheerleader's gone.

ALL 3 GIRLS: WE'RE FREE!

MR. PITTERS: We're ointment!

THE UGLY ONE: The tyranny is over!!

{So and So reappears in her opening frame...}

SO AND SO: I can overachieve like a bandit!

{...as does What's Her Face, who is thinking of Science-Fiction Greg...}

WHAT'S HER FACE: I can date science-fiction Greg again!

{...as well as the ugly one...who looks like a mess.}

THE UGLY ONE: I can stop showering!!!!

{...as well as Mr. Pitters...who looks like an old person teen girl, and wears a shirt with "boy toy" on the front.}

MR. PITTERS: I can be a teen girl!

{Two vultures appear over him.}

FIRST VULTURE: Ain't no teen girl.

{Cut to a dining room table where the vultures are seen eating Mr. Pitters.}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Chomp chomp chomp chomp...

SECOND VULTURE: Quite good, quite good.

{Cut back to the remaining girls}

SO AND SO: You guys, I think this might be the start of a kinder, gentler squad of teen girls.

{Cut to the intro to "Best Friends Squad." The normal music is switched for the Best Friends Squad theme, as sung by Strong Bad.}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: A glue stick, some glitta paint, some cutouts from a magazine, BFF carved in a tree, that stands for BAOW! FOM! FROOSH! A portosan, ????, put on a play with So and So. Fortunately, they didn't get

Easter Eggs

  1. At the end, click the "o" to see Sci-Fi Greg brag about how the ladies and Valkyries are all over his experience points.
  2. Also at the end, click the "!" to see the "Over Achiever" strike Tompkins' homework.

Fun Facts

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