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An "On this day" template for the new main page.

To-do list:

01-01

December 5

01-02

"Grape...soda...banked?"
December 5

01-03

"It's a great day at Bubs' Concession Stand!"
December 5

01-05

"Don't you die on me, Bennedetto!"
December 5

01-06

"Japanese cartoons are weird, man."
December 5

01-07

"Are you guys picketing my computer?"
December 5

01-08

"Ahh, there's no such thing as mysterious."
December 5

01-09

"Double Deuce!"
December 5

01-10

"But right now, I gotta fly."
December 5

01-11

"That's Trogdor balloon for those of you who don't speak Coach Z."
December 5

01-12

"YOUR HEAD A SPLODE"
December 5

01-13

"Check out all his majesty."
December 5

01-14

"Zee S is for Sucks!"
December 5

01-15

Video Stuff
December 5

01-16

"...and let the evil flow forth."
December 5

01-17

"We're Kissyboots and it's nice to meetcha!"
December 5

01-18

"I'm sad that I'm a diaper."
December 5

01-19

"Oh, CRAP!"
December 5

01-20

"Do you don't not dislike not Strong Bad?"
December 5

01-21

"Well, I thought that this much gelatin would sorta naturally attract oiled-up bikini wrestlers."
December 5

01-22

"The system is down, yo."
December 5

01-24

"Let the rampant, unchecked speculation begin!"
December 5

01-25

"You gotta be firm."
December 5

01-26

"So excited, so naive..."
December 5

01-27

"Yeah... Yeah, okay... I'll, um... I'll take this to the house."
December 5

01-28

"Ahh, my kingdom continues to flourish."
December 5

01-29

"Yeah? You think you got it like that?"
December 5

01-30

"Diskettes were invented by computers to help us. Like how cows invented milk."
December 5

01-31

"Bread is a good time for everybody!"
December 5

02-01

"I was crushed by a cup of coffee."
December 5

02-02

"I'm a lonely Swiss miss lost in a chanted forest!"
December 5

02-03

"I'm just not cut out to say the word 'jaerb'."
December 5

02-04

Collect much buxx!
December 5

02-05

"It's a giant Bubs from outer space!"
December 5

02-06

"TROGDOR!!"
December 5

02-07

"Man, this thing looks ready to squeal!"
December 5

02-08

"MI used to be able to do, like, four."
December 5

02-09

"I'd like to see you stay on task when you're starin' down the barrel of a loaded Thnikkaman."
December 5

02-10

"I was raised by a cup of coffee."
December 5

02-11

"Based on the Vaudeville Stylings of Wibe Chimendez"
December 5

02-12

"What we gonna get?"
December 5

02-13

"Mysterious Myth... or Legendary Legend?"
December 5

02-14

"I think I'm going to puke my pants!"
December 5

02-15

"Most everything you wanna know bout HomestarRunner.com!!"
December 5

02-16

Give it a good, swift, kick in The Cheat!
December 5

02-17

"Not one, not two, not three, not five, four Gregs."
December 5

02-19

"—and I just got in this shipment of Strong Bad brand ferret ointment."
December 5

02-20

"It was the book of my dreeeeams!"
December 5

02-21

"That guy's very curious about this barf!"
December 5

02-22

"Famous ladies always like SBEMAIL!!!"
December 5

02-23

"WHOA! Can it be true?"
December 5

02-24

A Well Thought-Out Englilsh Paper
December 5

02-25

"Who's the dude that moves to the beat?"
December 5

02-26

"For reals this time!"
December 5

02-27

"PLZ GET EGGS,MILK?"
December 5

02-28

"Ladies and gentlemen! Or... gentlemen and, like... two ladies!"
December 5

02-29

"Grape... soda... banked?"
December 5

03-01

They miss video games. And their mom.
December 5

03-02

"Marzipan be gone! Strong Sad be here!"
December 5

03-03

"No, man. That's a short."
December 5

03-04

"And then the other way is to take a really cool word but then spell it all wrong."
December 5

03-05

"They need all the firepower they can get."
December 5

03-06

"Twees it out!"
December 5

03-07

"The west Bubs is the best Bubs! Everybody knows that!"
December 5

03-08

"I'm afraid I've got some bad news, boys. You're in space!"
December 5

03-10

"But what is a Space Captainface? And what does it do?"
December 5

03-11

"You keep studying Roy, I'm going over to your girlfriend's house."
December 5

03-12

"Peaceful is not how I roll!"
December 5

03-13

"Like, I could raise that ruckus I've been planning in two days instead of four!"
December 5

03-14

"The sun!"
December 5

03-15

Everyone loves the Stained Glasstar. He is a terrific glasslete.
December 5

03-16

Puttin' their weight on it.
December 5

03-17

8-bit majesty!!
December 5

03-18

"Oh no!"
December 5

03-19

"Sever your leg please, sir."
December 5

03-20

Saberlord's Scritchasketch Cakemonger The Cheat
December 5

03-21

"Blue hair, anyone?"
December 5

03-22

"You set me up! You set me up!"
December 5

03-23

Homestore Runner!
December 5

03-24

"...Milk and cookies shot out my nose!"
December 5

03-25

The infamous tape-leg
December 5

03-26

"Kidz, don't play wit' 2 many knives!"
December 5

03-27

"I don't wanna turn a hundred and fifty! It's too much pressure!"
December 5

03-28

"Oh, I am Homestar, and this is a website!"
December 5

03-29

"Each is sold separately with rifle and gear."
December 5

03-30

"Never mind new sbemails! It's Sbemailiarized Entertainment!"
December 5

03-31

"Thanks for breaking my cow lamp."
December 5

04-01

"You got this, Homestar. This is nothin'."
December 5

04-02

Shop our store no more.
December 5

04-04

"Save the last email for Strong Bad!"
December 5

04-05

The voice of Gunhayver on the Cheat Command-show.
December 5

04-06

"But, do you dough-not want one?"
December 5

04-07

"Whoa, The Cheat! I can't believe what cool boots you have on!"
December 5

04-08

"Just lookin' at a thing in a bag..."
December 5

04-09

"Hey! How come your imagination's working?"
December 5

04-10

"Coming soon to a WiiWare near me-ware. Er, you-ware."
December 5

04-11

"I'm on a rampage!"
December 5

04-12

"I can't underxtand a word that you're xaying!"
December 5

04-14

"Now spell 'Carp for brains.'"
December 5

04-15

"A little animal comes up to me... I'd kick it."
December 5

04-16

"Hooray! The orders are violently flying in!"
December 5

04-17

Stinkoman's most formidable foes yet.
December 5

04-18

"Here ya go, Strong Sad. That'll be $400!"
December 5

04-19

"It's like, what is he doing, you know? I mean, where's he goin' to?"
December 5

04-20

"Oh, I'm just tricking out my fist here."
December 5

04-21

"Watch out for cereals with anything grown in Iowa in the name."
December 5

04-22

"Psssshhh! The Double Deuce!"
December 5

04-23

The Daily Eastern News logo, because why not
December 5

04-24

"Whoa-ho, Marzipan! You look like a fox's mother!"
December 5

04-26

"Aren't you a duck anyways?"
December 5

04-27

Totally legal.
December 5

04-28

"Where could the ladies be?"
December 5

04-30

"Once again, I point the blame squarely at tight pants."
December 5

05-01

December 5

05-02

"Go back to Stuckey's!"
December 5

05-03

"You people are a sweet delight! Just one big almond paste filled sweet delight!"
December 5

05-04

"I am contractually unable to drink, talk about, or bathe in any other liquid!"
December 5

05-05

"...And when I get mad, it'd play the demo."
December 5

05-06

"The future is you... probably."
December 5

05-07

"Your tiny bathing suit demeans us all!"
December 5

05-08

"Make your own playsets and toys!"
December 5

05-09

"Pom Pom! Santa! You gotta help me!"
December 5

05-10

"Cheat Commandos... rock, rock on!"
December 5

05-11

"Conference Room C at the Sheraton!"
December 5

05-12

Cheerleader's new fashion!
December 5

05-13

"So majestic, yet so wicked awesome."
December 5

05-14

"And you know I gotta mess with that stuff!"
December 5

05-15

"And that's why I believe the DNA evidence had been tampered with."
December 5

05-16

"Oh, this is hilarious."
December 5

05-17

"Moist molecules!"
December 5

05-18

"No, you knee-wetters!"
December 5

05-19

"Me?"
December 5

05-20

"Hello Winnipeg. This is Homestar Runner. Um, you guys have a funny name for your town."
December 5

05-21

"The Homestarmy has a career for you in the no-armed forces!"
December 5

05-22

Yes, he does.
December 5

05-23

Homestore Runner!
December 5

05-24

"The Cheat! You turned into, like, a giant guitar!"
December 5

05-25

"*please do not bring your grandmother"
December 5

05-26

"Eh! Steve!"
December 5

05-27

"STINY! Get me a danish!"
December 5

05-28

"One, two, one, two..."
December 5

05-30

"What are you doing just sitting around?"
December 5

05-31

Ridiculous Breakfast!
December 5

06-01

"Who needs the Cheat Commandos anyway?"
December 5

06-02

"Aunt Ruthie! Aunt Ruthie! There's ketchup on the computer!"
December 5

06-03

"Duct-taped an alarm clock to the VCR... See, I never would have thought of that!"
December 5

06-04

"Looks like I'm gonna have to jump!"
December 5

06-05

Another successful DVD for... Space Captainface!
December 5

06-06

"That's just a little less than two fifty!"
December 5

06-07

"I have trouble with my Rs."
December 5

06-08

"Positive... negative... rabbit..."
December 5

06-09

"I freakin' hate Sibbie!"
December 5

06-10

"I'm way prettier than you.:P"
December 5

06-11

"Did you hear that? It said 'Preeeeow!'"
December 5

06-13

December 5

06-14

Both old and cool.
December 5

06-15

"Super catchy!"
December 5

06-16

"Don't pull no punches neither. I want the real radioactive stuff."
December 5

06-17

Strong Badia: The place where the tropical breezes blow!
December 5

06-18

"Don't let Timkins play my PSone!"
December 5

06-19

Everyone loves the Homespore Runner. He is a terrific Sporethlete.
December 5

06-20

"TEN O'CLOCK AND TWO O'CLOCK!"
December 5

06-21

"Looks like we're gonna have to jump!"
December 5

06-22

"Three trophies for The Cheat!"
December 5

06-23

"It's The Sneak! It's The Sneak!"
December 5

06-24

"That's why you're my D-O-G-E!"
December 5

06-25

"Some people run over others. Frankie ran over a lawyer."
December 5

06-26

"And now, to help me demonstrate the new secret handshake, I call forth Brother of Town!"
December 5

06-27

"Did your terrible computer explode?"
December 5

06-29

"We can help you get a leg up on the pile!"
December 5

06-30

"So popular lately!"
December 5

07-01

"Everybody come on Fhqwhgads!"
December 5

07-02

"DON'T throw baby!"
December 5

07-03

"What is it, like, mid-May or something?"
December 5

07-04

"Want to go on a secret hot date?"
December 5

07-05

"...Which says he's a 43-year old Scandinavian miner named Ilko Skevüld."
December 5

07-06

The Sneaking Cheat b/w The Cheating Sneak
December 5

07-07

"YEEOW! Hot bees!"
December 5

07-08

"Ali... Ali's sister..."
December 5

07-09

"Some people puke all over themselves. Albert has red hair."
December 5

07-10

"Well, I don't know how we're gonna print it out, seeing as how somebody sliced off the back of your monitor."
December 5

07-11

"Buttdance again! Like the rhythm's down your pants now!"
December 5

07-12

07-13

The color of infinity?
December 5

07-14

Eating pie and getting doppy.
December 5

07-16

"Где – Яйцо?"
December 5

07-17

Burnination, majesty, and consummate V's.
December 5

07-18

"Go away, Homestuck."
December 5

07-19

"Coming soon to a 286 CGA enabled PC near you!"
December 5

07-20

Awesome indeed.
December 5

07-21

"Sounds Dangeresque."
December 5

07-22

"Yeah, I'm still here."
December 5

07-23

Too old for flaming lay-up drills.
December 5

07-24

"Has anybody seen my pants?"
December 5

07-25

"It is a time of desolation, chaos, and DVDs."
December 5

07-26

"Don't cry for me, The Cheatentina..."
December 5

07-27

Where My Hat Is At?
December 5

07-28

"Um... words... say. Talk?"
December 5

07-29

"Shots do NOT hurt other players... yet."
December 5

07-30

Go, Unguraits!
December 5

07-31

"Cool Time, Pool Time!"
December 5

08-01

"EVEN A NEGATIVE ZONE IS GETTING TO BE PREDICTABLE."
December 5

08-02

A game fit for a peasant!
December 5

08-03

"The Roomy-Vac is a real powerHOUSE...get it?"
December 5

08-04

"Look lively. LOOK LIVELY!"
December 5

08-05

"The colder it is, the more of a one it is."
December 5

08-06

"This little robot is no mecha. He'll shoot you down with his mecha antenna!"
December 5

08-07

"There's nobody dumber than Homestar Runner on The Strong Bad Email Show!"
December 5

08-08

Holy-crap-adorable!
December 5

08-09

"Okay, kids, we're gonna play Where's The Cheat!"
December 5

08-10

"Independent films are called that for a reason: they are independent of anything good."
December 5

08-11

"Actually, I don't think it's your face you should be worried about showing."
December 5

08-12

"Let's all... let the wheels come off together... as this train wreck leaves the station."
December 5

08-13

"And yes, it's every bit as messed up as the cartoon on which it's based."
December 5

08-14

"It's clearly state-of-the-arp!"
December 5

08-15

"What in Pete Sampras is goin' on here?"
December 5

08-16

"Um... where's my house?"
December 5

08-17

"I recently sat on a tree stump. That's a real rush."
December 5

08-18

"Sid Hoffman, or Sid Frenchman?"
December 5

08-19

"It's about the best thing I've ever seen in my whole liiife!"
December 5

08-20

"I'll broaden your horizons!"
December 5

08-21

"Really quite an impressive bowl!"
December 5

08-22

"Do you take off your face and hands before you go to bed?"
December 5

08-24

"What is up, my fellow sweat factories?"
December 5

08-23

"He died somehow."
December 5

08-24

"When you unintentionally create three different giant foam mascot costumes several years apart, you KNOW you're doing something right."
December 5

08-25

"Nice use of light and shadow. And picnic supplies."
December 5

08-26

"Capital 'M', and then 'arshie!'"
December 5

08-27

"A low-calorie dessert that you can whip up for your family in under fifteen minutes!"
December 5

08-28

"What is John missing that Gene has?"
December 5

08-30

"Click to start!"
December 5

08-31

"I'm the buttersilk pancake!"
December 5

09-01

"Has anyone seen Strong Bad? I sent him an invitation."
December 5

09-02

"Strong Bad offends the royals!"
December 5

09-03

"I can see you from here!"
December 5

09-04

"Oh, this trip is definitely going to be jumbo/LARGE."
December 5

09-05

"SO, STINKOMAN THINKS HE'LL FLY STRAIGHT THROUGH TO LEVEL 10 DOES HE?"
December 5

09-06

"What's the big idea workin' on Labor's Day?"
December 5

09-07

"homestar felt-babies!"
December 5

09-08

"No two people are the same."
December 5

09-09

"A spectacle of graphics and sound!"
December 5

09-10

"Hey, my bromide."
December 5

09-11

"Those aren't even from the same lame game. Or 'SLG'."
December 5

09-12

"Everybody likes... you... friend!"
December 5
  • 2005:
    • The Scroll Button Song was changed to "Scroll buttons and random, you can't handle 'em! Just the way I planned 'em! Everybody likes... you... friend!" listen
    • The Kick The Cheat doll was brought back due to popular demand after being sold out.

09-13

"Minty gargle."
December 5

09-14

December 5

09-15

"We can never be truly free until we reject the fat-thority of the King of Town."
December 5

09-16

Smells like peanut action!
December 5

09-17

"The label made us do it!"
December 5

09-18

"This dinner party is top dollar!"
December 5

09-19

"Uhdyeah, what ees it, Strong Baaaaayaad?"
December 5

09-20

"I guess if he lived in Cubeland, it might work."
December 5

09-21

"I heard that guy feeds... fireworks to his python! Or maybe the other way around!"
December 5

09-22

"I don't like food anymore!"
December 5

09-23

"Whaddya mean, your email?!"
December 5

09-24

"Uh... The Pizz? Thanks for calling?"
December 5

09-25

"Hello, Strong Bad. I'm waiting for you..."
December 5

09-26

"Geddup, geddup, geddup!"
December 5

09-27

"That's right."
December 5

09-28

"Blue Laser's been spotted at a local grocery store on double coupon day!"
December 5

09-29

"Don't ask me why I said it. Because I already forgot."
December 5

09-30

"Come on and get in the boat, fish fish!"
December 5

10-01

"Whoa! Jackpot!"
December 5

10-02

"Let's not do anything inappropriate with that magnet..."
December 5

10-03

"Things are about to get bulbous!"
December 5

10-04

"Some sort of challenge buried in the GROOOUND?"
December 5

10-05

"You name it! I'll videographa... fize it!"
December 5

10-06

"Mode seven."
December 5

10-07

"The Cheat is grounded."
December 5

10-08

"That gunk is ill."
December 5

10-09

"He'll be all over you like the King of Town on a Chinese buffet, man."
December 5

10-10

"Teen Girl Squad Tenthennial Extravaganza!"
December 5

10-11

"Nobody move! Gonna be a long week!"
December 5

10-12

A disaster of a decidedly unnatural s-s-s-sort.
December 5

10-13

"The Cheat is a millionaire!"
December 5

10-14

"Just givin' the fans what they want!"
December 5

10-15

"I think I heard a bear rustling in the woods!"
December 5

10-16

"Everybody, everybody, longest pants!"
December 5

10-17

"There'd be a rocket launcher, of course, and above that it'd just say Bad Guy."
December 5

10-18

"I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!"
December 5

10-19

"Decomposing pumpkins! Jugga jigga wugga."
December 5

10-20

"It's hard sittin' there with your mouth open like that, holdin' it just so."
December 5

10-21

"Let's make soup!"
December 5

10-22

"Why ever drink again?"
December 5

10-24

"TRY HARDER TO BE A BRAN MUFFIN!"
December 5

10-25

"Which do you like better, twicks or tweats?"
December 5

10-26

"Welcome to the weekly waggle!"
December 5

10-27

10-28

"Ding!"
December 5

10-29

"Credenza! Credenza!"
December 5

10-30

"It's time to fight murder with murder!"
December 5

10-31

Happy Halloween!
December 5

11-01

"Whoa. This is a cool new background!"
December 5

11-02

"Stylishly ironic and self-aware and hip and subversive and all that crap!"
December 5

11-03

"Here I am beating up some kind of... mashed potato man."
December 5

11-04

"So I guess I'm goin' to this frat party. That's pretty hilarious."
December 5

11-05

"You know, it's the little things that make these costumes so terrible..."
December 5

11-06

"Hey, The Cheat, I bet you're not scared of that bear holding a shark."
December 5

11-07

"Aww, Homestar babies!"
December 5

11-08

"You're a girl. Or maybe a wagon. Filled up with pancakes."
December 5

11-09

"Oh, my mouth tastes like... DVDs."
December 5

11-10

The Curly-Fried Caper!
December 5

11-11

"Hey, Strong Bad, I brought back your fondue pot."
December 5

11-12

"For some reason, my used copy of a twenty year old video game won't work."
December 5

11-13

"Ooh! I'm a neglected official."
December 5

11-14

"I got a buncha cartoons stuck in my eye!"
December 5

11-15

"Never fear, Strong Bad! I know how to fix your computer box."
December 5

11-16

"WE'LL BLOW UP THE OCEAN!"
December 5

11-17

"If I go beyond this point, I could be shot on sight!"
December 5

11-18

"You can make a webpage of your cat."
December 5

11-19

"We can finally watch not football!"
December 5

11-20

"I don't want a reanimated corpse named Plutis doing my bidding!"
December 5

11-21

"That's very... overt."
December 5

11-22

"Homestar, did you come here for a reason?"
December 5

11-23

"You've done the unspeakable! You crossbred Marzipan with Marshie!"

11-24

"This will really lower your grampson's GPA."
December 5

11-25

"Are we rescued yet?"
December 5

11-27

"Go and suck your thumb!"
December 5

11-28

"There's only one planet now?"
December 5

11-29

"Finally, a computer for your lap!"
December 5

11-30

No one understands him.
December 5

12-01

"This whole system is outta line!"
December 5

12-02

"TEEN GIRL SQUAD!"
December 5

12-03

"The effects of cumulonimbus clouds on sheep, snowmen, and... cotton balls."
December 5

12-04

"Whoa, it's been upgraded to stank..."
December 5

12-05

"Things were just about to start getting crazy-go-nuts!"
December 5

12-06

"This is maybe one of the more disturbing things I have ever been a part of."
December 5

12-07

"Too many sweatpants..."
December 5

12-08

"The makers of this commercial have asked me to speak in a more toned-down voice."
December 5

12-09

"So I got a lot of eggs, and I keep 'em in the couch."
December 5

12-10

"Did you just say 'parakeet'?"
December 5

12-11

"Listen to that moldy oldy in glorious drive-thru stereo."
December 5

12-12

"The correct answer... was 'E-mail'."
December 5

12-13

"Hey, hey, HEY! It's the Deathly Pallor!"
December 5

12-14

"My coma's toast..."
December 5

12-15

"Uhh... anybody know how to kill a dragon?"
December 5

12-16

"Douglas! Douglas!"
December 5

12-17

"He's the Dethemberween Thnikkaman, and he'll make your dreams come true."
December 5

12-18

"This present of tube socks totally sucks and I hate it!"
December 5

12-20

"The final challenge awaits in an evil laircastle cavebase"
December 5

12-21

"What's the matter, Homestar?"
December 5

12-22

"Death-defying entertainment!"
December 5

12-23

"Everyone's searching, looking and searching..."
December 5

12-24

"Premium, grade A, old Homestar Runner crap."
December 5

12-25

December 5

12-30

"This crap ain't funny!"
December 5

12-31

"What happened our website?"
December 5
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