The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar

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'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ...here's the type of thing that happened.  
'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ...here's the type of thing that happened.  
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{angrily}'' I don't believe it! I won't believe it! There isn't a pile right here! What kind of world do we live in, where there isn't a pile right here? ''{{no longer angry}'' Well, I'm going to do my part! I'm going to umm... ''build'' a pile!  
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{angrily}'' I don't believe it! I won't believe it! There isn't a pile right here! What kind of world do we live in, where there isn't a pile right here? ''{no longer angry}'' Well, I'm going to do my part! I'm going to umm... ''build'' a pile!  
''{Puppet Homestar leaves. He then comes back holding an egg.}''
''{Puppet Homestar leaves. He then comes back holding an egg.}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ew!
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ew!
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''{Curtain quickly closes and reopens to reveal Homestar in the field with Marshie and Douxregard}''
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''{Curtain quickly closes and reopens to reveal Homestar in the field with Marshie and Doreauxgard}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You guys gotta help me! You're the only puppets left!
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'''DOREAUXGARD:''' Well... sounds like you got to protect yourself. Bag of door knobs. ''{He lunges towards Homestar}'' Bag of doors, if you can manage it.
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'''MARSHIE:''' Oo! And then, ''oo''! I've got just the thing!  Now, huddle up boys and make that old whispering sound!
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''{Music starts and the trio make indistinct whispering sounds.}''
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''{Curtain closes and reopens to Strong Bad, The Cheat, and Shark-Tooth Bubs by the pile}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, who knew being king of the pile be sooooooooooooooooooo exiciting.
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'''SHARK-TOOTH BUBS:''' I'm going to throw up at your house.
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''{Bubs from the bottom of the screen to be replaced by Homestar}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ho ho!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, what?
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' "Ho ho!" It's the new "a ha".
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I can live with that.
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''{Marshie comes flying in}''
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'''MARSHIE:''' Let 'em have it, Jackson! ''{Marshie flies off}''
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''{A translucent sheet comes down so that The Cheat, Strong Bad, and Homestar are only seen as shadows}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Aaaaoik!
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''{The Homestar puppet comes off to reveal a squirming hand}''
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''{Strong Bad and The Cheat scream and flee screen left in terror}''
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''{The Homestar Puppet covers the hand and the sheet comes up, leaving Homestar alone with the pile.}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Too good, Strong Bad! ''{Doreauxgard comes in screen left and Marshie flies in}'' It looks like your fifteen minutes of pile are over!
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''{The screen darkens and from screen left enters a hand colored grey with Strong Sad's eyes on the knuckle}''
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'''STRONG SAD:''' And so, The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar lived ''{curtain closes}'' pretty well after that. Can't complain, really. I guess my thumb is pretty sore.
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''{Homestar enters screen right}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{whisperingly}'' Strong Sad.
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'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{overlapping}'' I think this permanent marker is giving my hand a rash
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{whispering, overlapping}''  Stop it. Puppet thing is over.
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'''STRONG SAD:''' And the bloating! Don't get me started on the bloating.
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''{Homestar continues to whisper and get Strong Sad attention}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Stop it. Cut it out. Enough.  It's the end.
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''{Strong Sad finally leaves screen left}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh? We're good? Just a little bit? Strong Sad!
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''{"End." appears on the curtain}''
==Fun Facts==
==Fun Facts==

Revision as of 23:09, 15 September 2009

Toon Category: Shorts
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"Everything was piles upon piles..."

Animated Puppet Homestar has an animated adventure.

Cast (in order of appearance): Puppet Homestar Runner, Shark-Tooth Bubs, Puppet Strong Bad, Puppet The Cheat, Puppet Marshie, Puppet Doreauxgard, Puppet Strong Sad

Places: The Field

Date: Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Running Time: 3:00

Page Title: Made with 50% fewer technologies!

Contents

Transcript

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{Music plays. There is a red curtain with "The Animated Adventures of" on it. It opens to The Field. "PUPPET HOMESTAR" is in colorful letters that hang from strings. "PUPPET HOMESTAR" gets pulled up.

{The music stops.}

STRONG SAD: {voiceover} Once upon a time...

{Puppet Homestar Runner comes in from the right}

STRONG SAD: {voiceover} ...here's the type of thing that happened.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {angrily} I don't believe it! I won't believe it! There isn't a pile right here! What kind of world do we live in, where there isn't a pile right here? {no longer angry} Well, I'm going to do my part! I'm going to umm... build a pile!

{Puppet Homestar leaves. He then comes back holding an egg.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: My pile will start with an egg!

{Puppet Homestar leaves and then comes back holding bacon.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: And, a bacon.

{Shark-Tooth Bubs appears.}

SHARK-TOOTH BUBS: What you're doing in m-here, Homestar? W-Maybe making a breakfast pile?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Um...

SHARK-TOOTH BUBS: Or a beach resort pile?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Um... No, it's not suppose to be.

SHARK-TOOTH BUBS: Well, looks like you're heading in that direction, if I can say....

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, heavens!

{Shark-Tooth Bubs moves closer to Puppet Homestar.}

SHARK-TOOTH BUBS: Why don't I be your pile manager? (Shark-Tooth Bubs moves back) I'll make sure it doesn't become a breakfast pile? For you?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: You'd do that for me? Be my pile manager?

SHARK-TOOTH BUBS: Get back to work!

{The curtains close.}

STRONG SAD: {voiceover} Everything was piles upon piles...

(The curtains open to Puppet Homestar and Shark-Tooth Bubs standing by a big pile)

STRONG SAD: (voiceover) ...until one day...

{Puppet Strong Bad and Puppet The Cheat come in from the left.}

STRONG BAD: Grabble-dee-garble-dee-grabble-a-gog!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Uh... what?

STRONG BAD: Oh, you haven't heard that one yet? That's like, uh, the new "Fe Fi Fo Fum".

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I don't like it! It'll never last.

STRONG BAD: Well, anyways, this is my pile now.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, no.... {Homestar falls backward}

SHARK-TOOTH BUBS: {moving forward} Hey there, Moldy Moldy. Do you need a pile manager?

STRONG BAD: You'd do that for me?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {angrily} You traitorous trade-about! {He exits screen right}

SHARK-TOOTH BUBS: Sorry, piles, but I've got my own styles.

{Screen darkens and then curtain closes}

STRONG SAD: {voiceover} And so the Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar—

{curtain opens to the Puppet Homestar moving in silhouette among some hills}

STRONG SAD: {voiceover} — decided that he'd need some help. He goed and goed until he finally went.

{Homestar stops on a hill}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ew!

{Curtain quickly closes and reopens to reveal Homestar in the field with Marshie and Doreauxgard}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: You guys gotta help me! You're the only puppets left!

DOREAUXGARD: Well... sounds like you got to protect yourself. Bag of door knobs. {He lunges towards Homestar} Bag of doors, if you can manage it.

MARSHIE: Oo! And then, oo! I've got just the thing! Now, huddle up boys and make that old whispering sound!

{Music starts and the trio make indistinct whispering sounds.}

{Curtain closes and reopens to Strong Bad, The Cheat, and Shark-Tooth Bubs by the pile}

STRONG BAD: Man, who knew being king of the pile be sooooooooooooooooooo exiciting.

SHARK-TOOTH BUBS: I'm going to throw up at your house.

{Bubs from the bottom of the screen to be replaced by Homestar}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ho ho!

STRONG BAD: Uh, what?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: "Ho ho!" It's the new "a ha".

STRONG BAD: I can live with that.

{Marshie comes flying in}

MARSHIE: Let 'em have it, Jackson! {Marshie flies off}

{A translucent sheet comes down so that The Cheat, Strong Bad, and Homestar are only seen as shadows}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Aaaaoik!

{The Homestar puppet comes off to reveal a squirming hand}

{Strong Bad and The Cheat scream and flee screen left in terror}

{The Homestar Puppet covers the hand and the sheet comes up, leaving Homestar alone with the pile.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Too good, Strong Bad! {Doreauxgard comes in screen left and Marshie flies in} It looks like your fifteen minutes of pile are over!

{The screen darkens and from screen left enters a hand colored grey with Strong Sad's eyes on the knuckle}

STRONG SAD: And so, The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar lived {curtain closes} pretty well after that. Can't complain, really. I guess my thumb is pretty sore.

{Homestar enters screen right}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {whisperingly} Strong Sad.

STRONG SAD: {overlapping} I think this permanent marker is giving my hand a rash

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {whispering, overlapping} Stop it. Puppet thing is over.

STRONG SAD: And the bloating! Don't get me started on the bloating.

{Homestar continues to whisper and get Strong Sad attention}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Stop it. Cut it out. Enough. It's the end.

{Strong Sad finally leaves screen left}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Uh? We're good? Just a little bit? Strong Sad!

{"End." appears on the curtain}

Fun Facts

Remarks

  • This short is done in the same style as Main Page 25.
  • When this short was first released, it was not available on the New Stuff menu or Shorts menu. It was fixed within the same day.

Inside References

  • Strong Sad mentions everything being "Piles Upon Piles".
  • Homestar's pile contains an egg and a strip of bacon.
  • Shark-Tooth Bubs says to Homestar that he has his own styles.
  • Shark-Tooth Bubs says he's going to throw up on Strong Bad's house.
  • The part where Homestar is running over the hills is similar to a scene in the second Intro.
  • There is another reference to peeing.
  • Puppet Homestar breaks the fourth wall by both showing disgust over Puppet Strong Sad's line "-until he finally went." and with the line "You guys got to help me! You're the only puppets left!"

Real World References

  • Strong Bad's "garbldy-garbldy" is mentioned as being the new "Fe-Fi-Fo-Fum" from Jack & the Beanstalk.

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