The King of Town's Food

Animal Phat

A food apparently made of animal fat that The King of Town took from Strong Bad in suntan. It later appeared on the top shelf of The King of Town's food cabinet in the bet.

Anything with "butter" in the name

Army-Style Mayo

Army-Style Mayo is a military-worthy brand of mayonnaise. Strong Bad left an open can of it in The King of Town's ventilation ducts as a practical joke.

Awwww Gratin Potates

A 200-pound bag of Awwww Gratin Potates is stocked by The King of Town in his pantry. He is particularly proud of the fact that his bag is of the 1983 "vintage." This foodstuff is a spin on the thinly sliced potatoes and cheese dish known as "au gratin."

Bananas

Biscuit dough

Bleached buttered bats

Buffalo wings

Butter-da

Butter-da is apparently some form of automotive fluid, but The King of Town enjoys it and advertises it as a "soda." Its tagline is "They tell me not to, but I still drinks it!"

Butter-da's disclaimer: "Butter-da is noh hush a bush push leopold."

Buttermilk

Cake

Candy corn-shaped Halloween lights

Cardboard boxes covered in syrup

Chicken (both baked and Kentucky Fried)

Chili mac

Chocolate-covered organic packing peanuts

Chocolate dipped tapeworm

Cold cuts

Cocoa Butter

Cocoa Butter originally belonged to Strong Bad, but was stolen by The King of Town in suntan.

Corndog batter

Throughout his character video, The King of Town is anticipating finishing his speech and consuming the contents of a bowl he's holding, which turned out to be filled up with Corndog batter.

Cotton balls

Danish

Denture tablets

He eats these as after-dinner mints.

Deodorant

Various brands and styles of deodorant are often snacked upon by The King of Town, especially while he is watching the soap opera Caleb Rentpayer. The deodorant labels include: "X-treme Glacier", "Old Mountain Fog", "Arctic Pure", "De-odor Cake", "Forest Rush", and "Tundra Mist." It is interesting to note that nearly all of them are named after biomes. According to the King of Town, they're "strong enough for a man but tasty enough for a king". Strong Bad tried to gross out or make puke of The King of Town by eating a Speed Stick with white chocolate inside.

Doughnuts

Electrical cable

Fajitas

The King of Town sneaks these fajitas into the movie theater in the movies, claiming that they, along with the mariachi band accompanying his dinner, were all in his box of Milk Duds.

Fried turkey

Giblets

Giblet gravy

Giant Pile of Salt

The King of Town sucks up a giant pile of "Standard Nathan Brand" salt in record book. After eating this, he suffered multiple heart attacks (although he was not debilitated by them) which occurred in such close succession that they seemed like the hiccups. Next to the giant pile, there is the salt shaker from Meet Marshie.

Gravied Yams

Ham

Hello Kitty erasers

Himself

His mustache

His foot

His tongue

Ice Style Cream

Ice Style Cream is an ice cream product favored by The King of Town. Only three flavors are mentioned: "choco-gravy", "maybe mint?", and "casserole flavor".

Jelly beans

Lamb

Lard Wipt

Lard Wipt is a brand name of canned whipped topping. In an Easter egg, the The King of Town sneaks up behind Strong Sad with a cherry and a can of Lard Wipt, in response to Strong Bad's comment earlier in the email about Strong Sad's "disturbing soft-serve flip".

Last Three Items in the Pantry Special

In response to (ornament) Strong Bad's threat that he would stuff The (ornament) King Of Town "full of coal", The King replied that that "wouldn't be the first time", and offered a recipe for, by any sane analysis, disaster. This concoction consists of onion salt, hot sauce, and lumps of coal, and costs $f.ood.

Lifetime Supply of fishsticks

In flashback, a lifetime supply of fishsticks pops out of the egg (and a The Cheat). In an Easter egg, it is implied that the then svelt, young Prince of Town ate the fishsticks, and this is why the King is so weighty today.

Macadamias

Marshmallows

Mayonnaise

Meatballs

Milk Duds

Mini-breads

Mirror

Motherboard (covered in 70% cacao)

Nougat

Oatmeal

Octopus

Oliveloaf

Omelette

Oysters

Pizza

Cans of Pork b/w Beans

Pork Ramblins and Pork Snagglins

Pork Ramblins and Pork Snagglins are kept in a large supply in The King of Town's pantry. They are most likely two different kinds of pork rinds, but the difference between Ramblins and Snagglins is unclear.

Potate

Pickled monkey fingers

Prescription ice cream

Puppies

Raw eggs

Red Flavored Fluffy Puff Translucent Dessert Related Substance

Regurgitated food (at least a ham sandwich that Homestar ate)

Roast Bunny

In the song sung at the end of The Best Decemberween Ever, The King of Town is seen holding up a roast bunny and wishing it was supersized.

Royal bologna

Royal custard

Salisbury Sundaes

The King received his year's supply of Salisbury sundaes while trying to invite Marzipan to a banquet, which never happened because after this he never called her back.

Schenectady Crispies

Scorpion Food (as Munchox)

Sheep (lamb chops)

Steak

Strong Sad's "disturbing soft-serve flip"

Strudel

Stuffinged Ham

Sunflower seeds

Swiss Cake Rolls (Creamy Ding Snack Cakes)

The KOT's Good Gravy

This foodstuff is found in an Easter egg by clicking on the words "Good gravy". It is sold in 104 oz. cans and its slogan is "I don't lets the Poopsmith near it!"

Thin gravy film

Toilet paper

Turduckens

TV remote control

Whatsit

Wii remote

Wooden tables