The Poopsmith

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''"I employ a Poopsmith for reasons I do not care to disclose."'' - [[The King of Town]]
''"I employ a Poopsmith for reasons I do not care to disclose."'' - [[The King of Town]]
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The Poopsmith is just a regular guy with a really crappy job -- literally! It is unclear what his job really is, but it has something to do with using his [[The Poopsmith's Shovel|shovel]] to move you-know-what from one place to another for [[The King of Town]]. This tends to keep him out of most social circles. [[Pom Pom]] and The King of Town tolerate him, but [[Strong Bad]] doesn't treat him very well. Except for that time that he baked The Poopsmith a cake. He also appears to be a Hazmat (a.k.a. has matt?) guy in [[couch patch]]. He has taken a vow of silence, although he has made one nasty hissing sound in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]. He got his start with The King of Town as the co-star of "[[old comics|The Castlefunnies]]", who was called Mushy Chamberpot, who could only speak in commas (which had just been discovered and were apparently considered comic gold). His Halloween costumes over the years: [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tron_%28film%29 Tron], [http://www.fuzzycouch.com/lazertag/ Lazer Tag], A [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Land_of_the_Lost_%281974_television_series%29#Sleestak Sleestak] and [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M._Bison M. Bison].
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The Poopsmith is just a regular guy with a really crappy job -- literally! It is unclear what his job really is, but it has something to do with using his [[The Poopsmith's Shovel|shovel]] to move you-know-what from one place to another for [[The King of Town]]. This tends to keep him out of most social circles. [[Pom Pom]] and The King of Town tolerate him, but [[Strong Bad]] doesn't treat him very well. Except for that time that he baked The Poopsmith a cake. He also appears to be a Hazmat (a.k.a. has matt?) guy in [[couch patch]]. He has taken a vow of silence, although he has made one nasty hissing sound in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]. He got his start with The King of Town as the co-star of "[[old comics|The Castlefunnies]]", who was called Mushy Chamberpot, who could only speak in commas (which had just been discovered and were apparently considered comic gold). His Halloween costumes over the years: [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tron_%28film%29 Tron], [http://www.fuzzycouch.com/lazertag/ Lazer Tag], A [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Land_of_the_Lost_%281974_television_series%29#Sleestak Sleestak], [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M._Bison M. Bison] and Lion-O (from [[Wikipedia:Thundercats|Thundercats]]).
*'''Debut:''' [[The King of Town DVD]]
*'''Debut:''' [[The King of Town DVD]]

Revision as of 17:44, 30 October 2004

Mr. Poop at work

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Biography

"I employ a Poopsmith for reasons I do not care to disclose." - The King of Town

The Poopsmith is just a regular guy with a really crappy job -- literally! It is unclear what his job really is, but it has something to do with using his shovel to move you-know-what from one place to another for The King of Town. This tends to keep him out of most social circles. Pom Pom and The King of Town tolerate him, but Strong Bad doesn't treat him very well. Except for that time that he baked The Poopsmith a cake. He also appears to be a Hazmat (a.k.a. has matt?) guy in couch patch. He has taken a vow of silence, although he has made one nasty hissing sound in Pumpkin Carve-nival. He got his start with The King of Town as the co-star of "The Castlefunnies", who was called Mushy Chamberpot, who could only speak in commas (which had just been discovered and were apparently considered comic gold). His Halloween costumes over the years: Tron, Lazer Tag, A Sleestak, M. Bison and Lion-O (from Thundercats).

Character Video Transcript

{Page Title: Crapatola!!}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Here we have a rare glimpse of the Poopsmith in his natural habitat. Pretty nasty, if you ask me. Oh, The Poopsmith has taken a vow of silence. I'm about to take a vow of throwing up my cookies all over this microphone. How much is this thing worth, anyway? Cause it's about to be worth a lot less. No for real. The Poopsmith is a good guy. He just got a crappy job.

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