The Ugly One

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She is the daughter of [[Manolios Ugly One]].
She is the daughter of [[Manolios Ugly One]].
At the end of [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]], she goes out with [[Quarterback]].
At the end of [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]], she goes out with [[Quarterman]].

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Bad glasses, nice dress, suspect hygiene
Ugly, and colorized!



The Ugly One (with the integral article "the") is the ugly-looking member of the Teen Girl Squad whose "real" name is either Virginia, Joy, Jennifer, or The. In the eleventh issue, Cheerleader refers to her (affectionately, one assumes) as "Uggs". Despite her ugliness, suspect hygiene and psoriasis, she seems to be better-liked within the Squad than What's Her Face.

The Ugly One is portrayed as a mindless follower of Cheerleader, and appears both dimmer and slightly more eccentric than the other girls (one of her introductory lines describes her as being "actually crazy"). She is readily included in the Squad's Cheerleader-led activities, such as shopping, spring break vacation, and jumping into a lion's mouth.

She is fond of school lunches, the popular yogurt topping jimmies, and has a crush on every boy. Despite the strength of her crushes, she has difficulty acting on them; in Teen Girl Squad Issue 5 she stuck her head in the sand rather than converse with the olda boys.

As with the rest of the Squad, The Ugly One has suffered a variety of horrible fates. She has been ARROWED, swooped, MSG'd, TWO'd, and YOU'RE NOT'd. She has also endured two "triple attacks" : in Teen Girl Squad Issue 8, she was FLOOR TOMMED, STEP-MOMMED, and POM-POMMED?, and in Teen Girl Squad Issue 9 she was first hit by a tree branch, then the entire tree, and then the tree spontaneously combusted.

She is the daughter of Manolios Ugly One.

At the end of Teen Girl Squad Issue 14, she goes out with Quarterman.


  • She also appears in the 404'd page, where she feels the pain of the Internet browser.
  • She slapped The King of Town in the email "virus" about nine times or so.
The hotgly one!

New Hotness

For her Sweet Someteen birthday bash in Teen Girl Squad Issue 10, The Ugly One received a massive makeover, which caused Strong Bad to (a) exclaim "Whoa! Did I draw that new hotness?", (b) "save" her from Arrow'd Guy, (c) insert himself into the issue as a well-muscled construction worker so that he could make out with her, and (d) actually make out with the piece of paper that contained her cartoon. The Brothers Chaps' nickname for The Ugly One after her makeover is The "Hotgly One". Unfortunately for her, The Ugly One's makeover lasted only one issue.

Pre-K Version

Boy or girl? We'll never tell.

In Pre-K, there is some confusion over whether she was a boy or girl.

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