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[[Image:thydungeonmanbox.PNG|thumb|right|220px|400 page manual inside!]]
[[Image:thydungeonmanbox.PNG|thumb|right|220px|400 page manual inside!]]
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On May 13, 2020, [[Matt Chapman]] read an excerpt from the 400-page '''instruction manual of [[Thy Dungeonman]]''' for the livestreamed second episode of the "Worst First Chapter" [[YouTube]] series, hosted by Paul and Storm of [[DaVinci's Notebook]]. This manual allegedly consists of 395 pages of lore, and 5 pages of PC instructions, and was written by [[Lem Sportsinterviews]].
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On May 14, 2020, [[Matt Chapman]] read an excerpt from the 400-page '''instruction manual of [[Thy Dungeonman]]''' for the livestreamed second episode of the "Worst First Chapter" [[YouTube]] series, hosted by Paul and Storm of [[DaVinci's Notebook]]. This manual allegedly consists of 395 pages of lore, and 5 pages of PC instructions, and was written by [[Lem Sportsinterviews]].
==Chapter 1==
==Chapter 1==
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"'Tis no beef rub, boy, 'tis the goat's truth!" His uncle paused. "Also, stay away from the public privy. I hear Lek the Creepo's been sleepin' in there nights."
"'Tis no beef rub, boy, 'tis the goat's truth!" His uncle paused. "Also, stay away from the public privy. I hear Lek the Creepo's been sleepin' in there nights."
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A contradiction suddenly occurred to Collagen. "But if me marm asked me da to hide her dungeon history, why're you tellin' me now?"
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A contradiction suddenly occured to Collagen. "But if me marm asked me da to hide her dungeon history, why're you tellin' me now?"
"Because she gave special orders to ol' Prevacid," said the old man, a proud glimmer or possibly just festering cateract in his eye. "Back when you were just a wee budgie, 'fore she left on any dungeon adventure, your marm would take me aside — rougly, mind you — had a grip like a pork viper, that one," he remembered, rubbing his shoulder, "And she'd say, 'Remember, Cid, if I don't ever return and there comes a day when you get word o' dungeons being murdered, it's time to tell the boy the truth!'"
"Because she gave special orders to ol' Prevacid," said the old man, a proud glimmer or possibly just festering cateract in his eye. "Back when you were just a wee budgie, 'fore she left on any dungeon adventure, your marm would take me aside — rougly, mind you — had a grip like a pork viper, that one," he remembered, rubbing his shoulder, "And she'd say, 'Remember, Cid, if I don't ever return and there comes a day when you get word o' dungeons being murdered, it's time to tell the boy the truth!'"
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*[[wikipedia:Collagen|Collagen]] is a type of muscle fiber.
*[[wikipedia:Collagen|Collagen]] is a type of muscle fiber.
*[[wikipedia:Lansoprazole|Prevacid]] is a medication which reduces stomach acid.
*[[wikipedia:Lansoprazole|Prevacid]] is a medication which reduces stomach acid.
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*This excerpt mentions [[oatmeal]], [[the moon]], [[ointment]], [[goats]], and [[cheese]].
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*This excerpt features [[oatmeal]], [[the moon]], [[ointment]], [[goats]], and [[cheese]].
==External Links==
==External Links==

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