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==Appearances==
==Appearances==
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*[[Homsar's Character Video]] — [[Homsar]] declares himself as the captain of a [[gravy]] train.
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*[[Homsar's Character Video]] {{--}} [[Homsar]] declares himself as the captain of a [[gravy]] train.
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*[[Hallrunner]] — One of the obstacles that the Hallrunner encounters is a train.
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*[[Hallrunner]] {{--}} One of the obstacles that the Hallrunner encounters is a train.
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]] — Upon hearing that [[Marzipan]] had supposedly asked him to go away and pick up sticks, [[Homestar Runner]] angrily breaks up with her saying she's taking the Alone Train to Aloneville.
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]] {{--}} Upon hearing that [[Marzipan]] had supposedly asked him to go away and pick up sticks, [[Homestar Runner]] angrily breaks up with her saying she's taking the Alone Train to Aloneville.
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*Email [[caffeine]] — [[Strong Sad]] hyperactively asks Marzipan to make [[wood-davers]] with him, and says they'll be so successful they will take the wood-daver train into a new century.  
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*Email [[caffeine]] {{--}} [[Strong Sad]] hyperactively asks Marzipan to make [[wood-davers]] with him, and says they'll be so successful they will take the wood-daver train into a new century.  
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*Email [[virus]] — [[Strong Bad]] orders [[Edgar]] to "drop a train on 'em" and remove the viruses from his computer.
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*Email [[virus]] {{--}} [[Strong Bad]] orders [[Edgar]] to "drop a train on 'em" and remove the viruses from his computer.
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*Email [[rock opera]] — Strong Bad announces his rock opera by saying, "Let's get this train-wreck a-rolling".
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*Email [[rock opera]] {{--}} Strong Bad announces his rock opera by saying, "Let's get this train-wreck a-rolling".
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*Email [[narrator]] — The [[Strong Bad Email Intros|email intro]] is a song where Strong Bad meets the email on a north-bound train.
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*[[Sick Day]] {{--}} In lieu of Strong Bad being unable to answer his [[Strong Bad Email|"word problem"]], Homestar decides to "take one for the team" by asking the question: "Two trains enter a tunnel going four miles per hour. At what time do they reach Poughkeepsie?"
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*[[Kick the Can]] ([[Kick the Can#Commentary Transcript|DVD commentary]]) — As [[Mike Chapman]] explains that the toons were made in two separate batches, [[The Homestar Runner]] tells him that he knew a [[hobo]] named Two Batches and that he got "[[Getting Run Over|run o'er]] by a train".
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*Email [[narrator]] {{--}} The [[Strong Bad Email Intros|email intro]] is a song where Strong Bad meets the email on a north-bound train.
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*[[Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad]] — If Strong Bad fails to kill off any girls after he's kicked Homestar off his drawing table, he calls the resultant comic a "train-mess".
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*Email [[hygiene]] {{--}} Strong Bad condemns John's mouth as an "ecological train wreck".
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*[[Most in the Graveyard]] — Echoing his character video, Homsar declares himself Captain Caveman of the graveyard train.
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*[[Kick the Can]] ([[Kick the Can#Commentary Transcript|DVD commentary]]) {{--}} As [[Mike Chapman]] explains that the toons were made in two separate batches, [[The Homestar Runner]] tells him that he knew a [[hobo]] named Two Batches and that he got "[[Getting Run Over|run o'er]] by a train".
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*[[@StrongBadActual]] (September 23, 2017; June 30, 2018; September 18-21, 2018) — Strong Bad thinks of making a "Drop A Train On 'Em" VR simulator.
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*[[Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad]] {{--}} If Strong Bad fails to kill off any girls after he's kicked Homestar off his drawing table, he calls the resultant comic a "train-[[mess]]".
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*[[Baddest of the Bands]] {{--}}
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**Strong Bad considers that bringing Coach Z and Marzipan together would be like a train wreck being hit by a plane wreck.
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**After Strong Bad sabotages the [[Cool Tapes]] and [[PomStar]], Marzipan describes Homestar's singing performance as a train that has obviously left the station and collided with a herd of grass-fed cattle.
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*[[Most in the Graveyard]] {{--}} Echoing his character video, Homsar declares himself Captain Caveman of the graveyard train.
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*[[@StrongBadActual]] (September 23, 2017; June 30, 2018; September 18-21, 2018) {{--}} Strong Bad thinks of making a "Drop A Train On 'Em" VR simulator.
==See Also==
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Revision as of 05:26, 18 December 2022

"Drop a train on 'em!"

Large, lumbering locomotives that carry passengers across towns and across countries, trains are a great way to travel on metaphorical journeys and create spectacular wrecks. Hobos are frequently noted to inhabit them.

Appearances

  • Homsar's Character VideoHomsar declares himself as the captain of a gravy train.
  • Hallrunner — One of the obstacles that the Hallrunner encounters is a train.
  • Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2 — Upon hearing that Marzipan had supposedly asked him to go away and pick up sticks, Homestar Runner angrily breaks up with her saying she's taking the Alone Train to Aloneville.
  • Email caffeineStrong Sad hyperactively asks Marzipan to make wood-davers with him, and says they'll be so successful they will take the wood-daver train into a new century.
  • Email virusStrong Bad orders Edgar to "drop a train on 'em" and remove the viruses from his computer.
  • Email rock opera — Strong Bad announces his rock opera by saying, "Let's get this train-wreck a-rolling".
  • Sick Day — In lieu of Strong Bad being unable to answer his "word problem", Homestar decides to "take one for the team" by asking the question: "Two trains enter a tunnel going four miles per hour. At what time do they reach Poughkeepsie?"
  • Email narrator — The email intro is a song where Strong Bad meets the email on a north-bound train.
  • Email hygiene — Strong Bad condemns John's mouth as an "ecological train wreck".
  • Kick the Can (DVD commentary) — As Mike Chapman explains that the toons were made in two separate batches, The Homestar Runner tells him that he knew a hobo named Two Batches and that he got "run o'er by a train".
  • Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad — If Strong Bad fails to kill off any girls after he's kicked Homestar off his drawing table, he calls the resultant comic a "train-mess".
  • Baddest of the Bands
    • Strong Bad considers that bringing Coach Z and Marzipan together would be like a train wreck being hit by a plane wreck.
    • After Strong Bad sabotages the Cool Tapes and PomStar, Marzipan describes Homestar's singing performance as a train that has obviously left the station and collided with a herd of grass-fed cattle.
  • Most in the Graveyard — Echoing his character video, Homsar declares himself Captain Caveman of the graveyard train.
  • @StrongBadActual (September 23, 2017; June 30, 2018; September 18-21, 2018) — Strong Bad thinks of making a "Drop A Train On 'Em" VR simulator.

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