Trogdor (karaoke)

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Revision as of 09:36, 20 January 2006

Summary

A cheesy karaoke video for the song "Trogdor," complete with bad Renfair costumes! Change the audio track to hear Homestar Runner sing.

Hidden Audio Transcript

{The song begins}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: What? It's started already? Oh!

{Homestar starts singing, but the tune is nothing like the real song.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Troggdoorr.....
Trogdor was a man,
I mean he was a dragon man,
Er, maybe he was just --

{Stops singing suddenly}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, I'm too...I'm ahead.

{Starts singing again}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: E-r {pronouces the letters e and r}, maybe he was just a dragon...
But he was still Troggdoorr....Ding dong ding dong! Troggggdddorrr...Ding dong ding dong ding dong!
Burninating the countryside, burninating the peasants...
Burninating all the people, in the thatched roof cottages. In the thatched roof cottages...
{talking} Who's that guy? {singing} Soolooo! {falsetto} Solo! Other solo! {talking} Who's that guy? {falsetto} Dueling solo, and the little Japanese kids, and a very wicked solo...{talking} What, I can't read that! {singing again} When all the land is in ruin, and burnination has forsaken the countryman, only one guy will remain, {false start} my money, {another false start}my money, {real start} my money's on...Troggdoorr exclamation exclamation exca...Troggdoorr exclamation exclamation exclamation point...{fast, almost talking}And the Trogdor comes in the {pronouces each "i"} niiiight!!!!

{End screen}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: 84! I did pretty good! I beat Strong Bad. {to screen, as the kid pops up} Hi!

Fun Facts

• The "I beat Strong Bad" line refers to the karaoke video for Nite Mamas, where Strong Bad gets a low score at the end.