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Unseen characters often play a part in the Homestar Runner body of work. They are characters who are heard, mentioned, or partially seen, but never completely seen by the viewers.
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Heard
Characters who are heard, but never seen.
- Marzipan's Answering Machine:
- Kevin (Version 6.0)
- Ron Dardman (Version 10.2)
- Łukasz (Version 11.2)
- Another person with a strong accent (Version 11.2)
- Marzipan's questionable surgeon (Version 15.2)
- Wade (Baddest of the Bands)
- Tucker Donaldson, halloweensafety.gov and campussafety.gov representative (Halloween Safety Easter egg, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2)
- Humidibeth (Version 17.2)
- First Time Here? and Fluffy Puff Commercial:
- Cherry Greg
- Clapper Loader
- Fluffy Puff Commercial singers
- On The Brothers Strong's TV set:
- Caleb Rentpayer
- Tucksworth
- An unnamed man (a truck is trying to kill him!) (email privileges)
- The above person's son (Cool Things)
- Announcer of "Some type of TV show" (email your friends)
- Announcer of "TV show featuring The Cheat in a Trans Am" (email mile)
- Announcer and sportscaster of the "2007 Falling Asleep On The Couch Watching Football Bowl" (Toikey TV)
- Dartmouth, an unnamed man (possibly Dartmouth's assistant), and an unnamed enemy of Dartmouth (email underlings)
- Strong Bad Email
- Customer and clerk in a snooty independent record store (email comic Easter egg)
- The Shut up Lady (emails bottom 10, your funeral, licensed, buried, dictionary, and The House That Gave Sucky Tricks)
- Some variety of Neville (email theme song, Keepers of Trogdor)
- Movie Characters (email the movies)
- Announcer of "Cap & Strap" cliffhanger (email cliffhangers)
- Other
- A small child trapped inside Coach Z's costume (On Break)
- Intercom Voice (Shopping for Danger)
- Paper Crumple Man (Punkin Stencils Easter egg)
- The audience (A Decemberween Pageant)
Mentioned
Characters who are mentioned, but never make an actual appearance.
Characters' Relatives
- Coach Z's, Homestar Runner's and The Brothers Strong's parents
- Homestar Runner's Stupid Uncle Egg (a fictional relative, mentioned in email secret recipes)
- The Brothers Strong's Great Uncle Pawdabber, Crazy Aunt Eulatherm, and poopaw (may or may not exist; mentioned in email secret recipes)
- Great-Grandmother of the Brothers Strong (mentioned in looking old and A Death-Defying Decemberween)
- Jeffrey Beffrey Mudgeman (one of Strong Bad's children under the name Vance Mudgeman from secret identity)
- The Cheat's sister (more armies)
- Debra, Marzipan's "hot" cousin (mentioned in Happy Dethemberween and senior prom)
- Marzipan's mother, Mrs. Marzipan (mentioned in A Death-Defying Decemberween)
- Mrs. Marzipan's latest husband (Marzipan's step-father) (mentioned in A Death-Defying Decemberween)
- Marzipan's unnamed sister (mentioned in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2)
- Bubs's relatives:
- Mentioned in slumber party:
- Bubs's cousin Louis (deceased)
- Bubs's cousin Harold (deceased)
- Mentioned in fan club:
- Bubs's first wife
- Mentioned in Most in the Graveyard:
- Bubs's great-great-grandpappy
- Bubs's great-great-grandpappy's cousin Harold (deceased)
- Mort (either Harold's brother or Bubs's great-great-grandpappy's brother) (deceased)
- Zgor ("Another Relative of Bubs") (deceased)
- Bubs's great-great granduncle (possibly Coach Z's great good-aunt) (deceased)
- Bubs's sister
- Mentioned in slumber party:
- The Sad Kids' father (Homestarloween Party)
- Chuzz Palaroncini's parents (Fan Costumes '08)
- Aunt Ruthie (mentioned by Strong Bad in funny)
- The Wagon Fulla Pancakes's dad, spouse and two kids (montage)
- Spud Sr. and Spudmom (related to Spud Jr., the sender of animal)
- Mr. and Mrs. Contributor (parents of Anonymous Contributor, sender of rock opera)
- Reynold's Parents (mentioned in Let Us Give TANKS!)
- Homestar's Grandma (gave him a scarf; shapeshifter)
- Magician's Mom (magic trick)
- Henry Wisner's Mom (mother of the email sender of imaginary)
The Office Employees
- Fredrickson from Accounting (mentioned in dullard)
- Rondleman from Regional Shipping Management Resources (mentioned in Biz Cas Fri 1)
- Gunderson (unknown department, mentioned in Biz Cas Fri 3)
- Mancuso from Accounting (mentioned in Biz Cas Fri 3)
- Amanda from Sales (mentioned in More Fan Costumes)
- Blackhead-Flaced Janice From Accounting (licensed)
Senders' Names from web comics
- Colliding R. Reallying
- Knowingest J. Drawbridges
- Hooray4dolphins
- Public D. Themackinest
- Lowpoint K. Festivals
- Tanktop H. Gravity
- Pressured Q. Kibbles
- Lamppost L. Smith
- Brash R. HiMom
- Freshfruit P. Cacophony
Others
- 128 Hot Katies (dream email senders in dreamail)
- 42 year-old online game playing man-child that still lives with his ex-wife's parents (being mean)
- A. Chimendez Jr. (credited in Commandos in the Classroom)
- Adelaide (made poached eggs in dreamail)
- Age 7 (reviewer in rock opera)
- Akryllix & 3rd Lung (guest stars on Peacey P's album from Teen Girl Squad Issue 13)
- Art (hosts the showing of because, as it were in independent; his house has three couches)
- B. Bretterson (worst animator in best thing)
- Baron Laffmunch (Dad's Garage & Friends - 13 Jun 2015)
- Bernardo Ralshonde ("some type of famous actor", mentioned by Homestar Runner in independent, later mentioned by @StrongBadActual)
- Beverly Sportsinterviews
- Boring Johnny (Experimental Film commentary)
- Boston (Guy in Boston that Coach Z once knew, could tell you the time of day at any time of the day, implied to be frequently wrong; The House That Gave Sucky Treats)
- Brain Sister (Summer Short Shorts, Limozeen Live! (practice))
- Buttercup, Marzipan's mule (cheatday DVD commentary)
- Buttless in Betstuy (writes to Scarfgirl magazine in secret identity)
- Cabana Boy (disconnected)
- Chicken Movie Man (Puppets on the Road)
- Coach X and Y (mentioned by Coach Z in A Folky Tale)
- Crazy Prof. Sportsinterviews
- Crush (Lazor guitarist from Limozeen Live! (practice))
- Cute Girl from Sit-Com (sings patriotic song; strong badathlon)
- D. Pweb (mentioned in a @StrongBadActual Tweet)
- D. Squirrel (pop-up)
- Dan
- Dan Kaskoun (Lead Game Cartridge Cleaner of Snake Boxer 5 from Homestar Ruiner)
- Dan Predge (danimator in best thing)
- David D (Assistant Tongue Forker of Snake Boxer 5 from Homestar Ruiner)
- Dean With (studying)
- Delilelia (senior prom)
- Dirk Hosenmower (mentioned on a poster in rated)
- Discover Network Host (In Search of the Yello Dello)
- Dripping Yellow Madness (Cool Things; apparently moved after fifth grade)
- Dumpface (made-up email sender in 50 emails)
- Edd "RabidZombie" Shaw (Beta Max Tester of Snake Boxer 5 from Homestar Ruiner)
- Edgardo J. Sportsman (mentioned by Old-Timey Strong Bad in a Quote of the Week)
- Eric the Viking (character in "Vikings on the Seas"; the movies DVD commentary)
- Fabrosi (Strong Bad's first best friend ever; mentioned in lady...ing)
- The Fangle Jangle (long pants Characters' DVD Commentary)
- F.A.O. Chimendez (credited in The Limozeen Advantage)
- Gary the Legend (Homestar Runner's imaginary tag-team partner in yes, wrestling)
- Geoff (found turtle in his shoe in time capsule)
- Geoff Rondleman (credited in theme song)
- Gerdith (Limozeen's landlord's friend; Limozeen Live! (practice))
- Grandmummer Skinny Tall (dead "grandmummer" of Sharpdene; Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2)
- Grape-Flavored Jell-O With Fruit Floatin' In It (sister of Red Angelo; winter pool)
- Guy up in Paughkeegan (mentioned by Coach Z in The Luau and a Quote of the Week)
- Guy with Kinda Long Hair (theme song)
- Handsome Talking Expert (said they'd buy Senor Cardgage lunch; Senor Mortgage)
- Heather (Soap Box Doiby)
- Hebby Screbby (marked on a grave in Most in the Graveyard)
- Jerome (told to show some respect during the singing of the Strong Badia National Anthem; Homestar Runner possibly alludes to him in anything, when he calls the email sender by this name and demands that he stay after class)
"Class dismissed! 'cept for you, Jerome!"
- Hot Tub T (credited in theme song)
- That Hunchback Kid at School (secret friends with Strong Bad; Decemberween Short Shorts)
- Ike Turner (reviewer in autobiography)
- Inviso-Jeeves (waiter at Strong Bad and The Cheat's invisible restaurant in Drive-Thru)
- "Ironic Costume" (attends TrogdorCon '97)
- Lifty Fernandez (lighting of The Show in Non-Sequitur Champion)
- Little Jimmy and his dad (scored the winning lacrosse point; videography)
- Jimnelius Hog-chigger (marked on a grave in Most in the Graveyard)
- Jingle Jangle (long pants Characters' DVD Commentary)
- John Wallace (Graphics Tightener of Snake Boxer 5 from Homestar Ruiner)
- Jon Mollo (best draw man in best thing)
- Joshie (April Fool 2014)
- Juan Aikman (quizmaster of The Show in Non-Sequitur Champion)
- Jumpy Jumperson (mentioned by the Drive-Thru Whale in Homestar Ruiner)
- Just Nobody Sportsinterviews (studying)
- A Kid ("busted his head"; The Baloneyman)
- The Twelve King of Towns (including "Onion King of Town"; original)
- Large Craig (guest star on Peacey P's album from Teen Girl Squad Issue 13)
- Larry (Best Caper Ever)
- Lead Singer (3 wishes)
- Leomardbury Chauceinterviews
- Levert Burtmore
- Li'l Spicy (english paper)
- Limozeen's landlord (Limozeen Live! (practice))
- Little Marzipan (mentioned in stand-up)
- "Loincloth" (needs to put on five or six more clothes; attends TrogdorCon '97)
- Madam (has a bad tattoo; goes to TrogdorCon '97)
- Madame Bodewell (a judge in pet show)
- Mark Door (lead animator in best thing)
- Mark Grave (That A Ghost)
- "A Marsalis or two" (credited in theme song)
- Moorface (head animator in best thing)
- Morgan Freeman (myths & legends)
- "Moron from Delivereceivables" (he just made a "You Go Girl" joke; business trip)
- Mort Dougland (death metal)
- The Motion Picture Guy of Free Country USA (mentioned in In Search of the Yello Dello Theatrical Trailer and Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene Theatrical Trailer)
- Mrs. Hardmaster (teacher in underlings)
- Mrs. Partsmatter (teacher of 1st grade class that sings the Strong Badia National Anthem from Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits)
- Ms. Charbroiledburger (teacher in diorama)
- Muffins O. (mentioned on a poster in rated)
- Nobody U. Know (quoted at the beginning of because, as it were in independent)
- Noone (can find Strong Bad wrong; hiding)
- An old lady (Mentioned in Strong Sad's Lament)
- Oolong Singy (credited in japanese cartoon)
- Panini Press (Strong Bad's college girlfriend in Sbemail 136 Alternate Versions)
- Person who shows up thirty minutes late (mentioned by Strong Sad in pet show)
- Person with Accurate Costume (attends TrogdorCon '97)
- "Pikey" (Bleep Composer of Snake Boxer 5 from Homestar Ruiner)
- Plutis (marked on a grave in Most in the Graveyard)
- punkkid87 (asked Strong Bad to draw Trogdor again in theme song)
- Red Angelo (went to Coach Z's health class and has a sister; winter pool)
- Reg (always has the ball)
- Rich (Bubs tries to cover up his death in buried)
- Rip Nife (lead singer of Bigg Nife, not his real name; Baddest of the Bands)
- Ronmartin Realdude (to whom Coach Z is supposedly speaking in an Easter egg in diorama)
- Ronnie Pudding (The House That Gave Sucky Treats)
- Rolando Predge (top animator in best thing)
- Ron Staple (Mentioned in the auto-reply response received when an email is sent to Homestar Runner's email address)
- Rotunda (attends TrogdorCon '97)
- Sarah (one of the animators in Twenty THANXty Six)
- Saucy Jackson (mentioned on a poster in rated)
- Scott (the Deleteheads' friend who has a website in fan club)
- Seb, The Lodge, MN (fake email sender in mile)
- Senator Pencilface (calls Homestar on his twinkie in Where the Crap Are We?)
- Shari Deulitt-Shoenstein (Limozeen's Hot Babelien Odyssey instruction manual; Baddest of the Bands)
- Sid Hoffrenchman (credited in theme song)
- Simone (mentioned in bottom 10, Strong Badia the Free, and April Fool 2014)
- Skinny Blonde Girl (spinning Strong Bad in circles, from theme party)
- Smarmy Cafe (credited in theme song)
- Some Kid From Alabama ("kinda sucks"; On Break)
- Somebody (told Strong Bad that you were stupid and now he believes them; Strong Bad Sings)
- Sports Player and his uncle (signed a contract worth a bunch of money; underlings)
- St. Cadaverstump (The House That Gave Sucky Tricks, owner of St. Cadaverstump's Morgue-tuary)
- Guy named Stan (website)
- Stan (Cool Things, former employee at Bubs' Concession Stand)
- Steakface McGee (seen on a grave in That A Ghost)
- Stiny
- Sugar-face (Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2)
- Taco-Man (Halloween Potion-ma-jig)
- The Tawdry Man (asks Strong Bad if he "enloys reasing"; sbemail206)
- Tess Ballthrow (credited in theme song)
- Tempe Sam (studying)
- Tex Arcana (reviewer in autobiography)
- "That lady" who gives Pom Pom a hundred bucks (in 3 Times Halloween Funjob)
- The Homestar Runner's dog (possibly named "Old Eyelids"; mentioned in 20X6 vs. 1936)
- The Overripe MC (guest star on Peacey P's album from Teen Girl Squad Issue 13)
- Tim "Timmers" Ballthrow (credited in theme song)
- Told Salliaveri (did the special make-up effects for "Regenerator 4" in disconnected)
- Tom Stapleman (name of one of the placeholder emails in strongbad_email.exe Disc One)
- Trina (moving in with college Bubs in rated)
- Trina LaBoo (an actress starring in two of the films mentioned in rated)
- Two Batches (a hobo The Homestar Runner knew that got run o'er by a train; Kick the Can DVD commentary)
- Van Mundegaarde (Strong Bad's main man, mentioned in Strong Bad Email 2 years)
- Vera (Shut Up Lady's friend; licensed)
- Wibe Chimendez (apparently a vaudeville performer, credited in Sickly Sam's Big Outing)
- Widow Jankroe (Homestar is talking to her at the office; Homestar also calls Strong Bad "Mrs. Jankroe" in Costume Commercial; from too cool)
- Wilbur (hiding)
- Youdbetterbelieveit Chimendez (credited in highschool)
Mentioned by fictional characters within the Homestar Runner universe
- Blue Laser Commander's Nana (mentioned in Cheat Commandos...O's and Let us give TANKS!)
- Chezmerelda (book character in modeling)
- D n' D Greg's Parents (magic trick)
- Kaitlin (Any Teen Girl Squad character's real dad's 22-year-old girlfriend; Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad)
- Kowalski (Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque)
- Mr. Pagliogaglioleri (Gangster boss; Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad)
- Olda Boy 2's mom (Teen Girl Squad Issue 5)
- Parson Jim (book character in bottom 10)
- Reynold's girlfriend (left him; Cheat Commandos)
- Reynaldo Crake (An Important Rap Song DVD commentary)
- Rubble D, presumably a prison inmate from Teen Girl Squad Issue 11.
- Runoff Camdidate Cory (Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2)
Not Seen Completely
Characters whose faces are always either cut off by the border of the toon or silhouetted.
- A. Chimendez (The Next Epi-Snowed)
- Boss Tweed (Ballad of The Sneak)
- The Chief
- Crack Stuntman's Girlfriend
- Don Knotts
- Fat hairy man in a Duckie Shirt (your funeral)
- Four Crazy Go Nuts University freshmen (On Break)
- Grandmaw Auntpaw
- Man with Papers (A Decemberween Mackerel)
- The Shareholders
- Singer in The Cheat Theme Song
- Some women at a party (The Li'l Brudder Show)
- The S.W.A.T. team (Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque)
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