Unseen Characters

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Unseen characters often play a part in the Homestar Runner body of work. They are characters who are heard, mentioned, or partially seen, but never completely seen by the viewers.

Contents 1 Heard 2 Mentioned 2.1 Characters' Relatives 2.2 The Office Employees 2.3 Senders' Names from web comics 2.4 Others 2.5 Mentioned by fictional characters within the Homestar Runner universe 3 Not Seen Completely 3.1 Powered by The Cheat 4 See Also

Heard

Characters who are heard, but never seen.

• Marzipan's Answering Machine:
  • Kevin (Version 6.0)
  • Ron Dardman (Version 10.2)
  • Łukasz (Version 11.2)
  • Another person with a strong accent (Version 11.2)
  • Marzipan's questionable surgeon (Version 15.2)
  • Wade (Baddest of the Bands)
  • Tucker Donaldson, halloweensafety.gov and campussafety.gov representative (Halloween Safety Easter egg, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2)
  • Humidibeth (Version 17.2)

• First Time Here? and Fluffy Puff Commercial:
  • Cherry Greg
  • Clapper Loader
  • Fluffy Puff Commercial singers

• On The Brothers Strong's TV set:
  • Caleb Rentpayer
  • Tucksworth
  • An unnamed man (a truck is trying to kill him!) (email privileges)
  • The above person's son (Cool Things)
  • Announcer of "Some type of TV show" (email your friends)
  • Announcer of "TV show featuring The Cheat in a Trans Am" (email mile)
  • Dartmouth, an unnamed man (possibly Dartmouth's assistant), and an unnamed enemy of Dartmouth (email underlings)

• Strong Bad Email
  • Customer and clerk in a snooty independent record store (email comic Easter egg)
  • The Shut up Lady (emails bottom 10, your funeral, licensed, buried, dictionary, and The House That Gave Sucky Tricks)
  • Some Variety of Neville, also credited as "a Neville of some sort" (email theme song, Keepers of Trogdor)
  • Movie characters (email the movies)

• Other
  • A small child trapped inside Coach Z's costume (On Break)
  • Intercom voice (Shopping for Danger)
  • Paper Crumple Man (Punkin Stencils Easter egg)
  • The audience (A Decemberween Pageant)

Mentioned

Characters who are mentioned, but never make an actual appearance.

Characters' Relatives

• Coach Z's, Homestar Runner's and The Brothers Strong's parents
• Homestar Runner's Stupid Uncle Egg (a fictional relative, mentioned in email secret recipes)
• The Brothers Strong's Great Uncle Pawdabber, Crazy Aunt Eulatherm, and poopaw (may or may not exist; mentioned in email secret recipes)
• Great-grandmother of the Brothers Strong (mentioned in looking old and A Death-Defying Decemberween)
• Jeffrey Beffrey Mudgeman (one of Strong Bad's children under the name Vance Mudgeman from secret identity)
• The Cheat's sister (more armies)
• Debra, Marzipan's "hot" cousin (mentioned in Happy Dethemberween and senior prom)
• Marzipan's mother, Mrs. Marzipan (mentioned in A Death-Defying Decemberween)
• Mrs. Marzipan's latest husband (Marzipan's step-father) (mentioned in A Death-Defying Decemberween)
• Marzipan's unnamed sister (mentioned in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2)
• Bubs's relatives:
  • Mentioned in slumber party:
    • Bubs's cousin Louis (deceased)
    • Bubs's cousin Harold (deceased)
  • Mentioned in fan club:
    • Bubs's first wife
  • Mentioned in Most in the Graveyard:
    • Bubs's great-great-grandpappy
    • Bubs's great-great-grandpappy's cousin Harold (deceased)
    • Mort (either Harold's brother or Bubs's great-great-grandpappy's brother) (deceased)
    • Zgor ("Another Relative of Bubs") (deceased)
    • Bubs's great-great granduncle (possibly Coach Z's great good-aunt) (deceased)
    • Bubs's sister
• The Sad Kids' father (Homestarloween Party)
• Chuzz Palaroncini's parents (Fan Costumes '08)
• Aunt Ruthie (mentioned by Strong Bad in funny)
• The Wagon Fulla Pancakes's dad, spouse and two kids (montage)
• Spud Sr. and Spudmom (related to Spud Jr., the sender of animal)
• Homestar's grandma (gave him a scarf; shapeshifter)
• Magician's mom (magic trick)

The Office Employees

• Fredrickson from Accounting (mentioned in dullard)
• Rondleman from Regional Shipping Management Resources (mentioned in Biz Cas Fri 1)
• Gunderson (unknown department, mentioned in Biz Cas Fri 3)
• Mancuso from Accounting (mentioned in Biz Cas Fri 3)
• Amanda from Sales (mentioned in More Fan Costumes)
• Blackhead-Flaced Janice From Accounting (licensed)

Senders' Names from web comics

• Colliding R. Reallying
• Knowingest J. Drawbridges
• Hooray4dolphins
• Public D. Themackinest
• Lowpoint K. Festivals
• Tanktop H. Gravity
• Pressured Q. Kibbles
• Lamppost L. Smith
• Brash R. HiMom
• Freshfruit P. Cacophony

Others

• A. Chimendez Jr. (credited in Commandos in the Classroom)
• Age 7 (reviewer in rock opera)
• Akryllix & 3rd Lung (guest stars on Peacey P's album from Teen Girl Squad Issue 13)
• Art (hosts the showing of because, as it were in independent; his house has three couches)
• B. Bretterson (worst animator in best thing)
• Baron Laffmunch (Dad's Garage & Friends - 13 Jun 2015)
• Bernardo Ralshonde ("some type of famous actor", mentioned by Homestar Runner in independent, later mentioned by @StrongBadActual)
• Beverly Sportsinterviews
• Boston (Guy in Boston that Coach Z once knew, could tell you the time of day at any time of the day, implied to be frequently wrong; The House That Gave Sucky Treats)
• Brain Sister (Summer Short Shorts, Limozeen Live! (practice))
• Buttercup, Marzipan's mule (cheatday DVD commentary)
• Buttless in Bedstuy (writes to Scarfgirl magazine in secret identity)
• Cabana Boy (disconnected)
• Chicken Movie Man (Puppets on the Road)
• Coach X and Y (mentioned by Coach Z in A Folky Tale)
• Crazy Prof. Sportsinterviews
• Crush (Lazor guitarist from Limozeen Live! (practice))
• Cute Girl from Sit-Com (sings patriotic song; strong badathlon)
• D. Pweb (mentioned in a @StrongBadActual Tweet)
• D. Squirrel (pop-up)
• Dan
• Dan Kaskoun (Lead Game Cartridge Cleaner of Snake Boxer 5 from Homestar Ruiner)
• Dan Predge (danimator in best thing)
• David D (Assistant Tongue Forker of Snake Boxer 5 from Homestar Ruiner)
• Dean With (studying)
• Delilelia (senior prom)
• Dirk Hosenmower (mentioned on a poster in rated)
• Discover Network Host (In Search of the Yello Dello)
• Dripping Yellow Madness (Cool Things; apparently moved after fifth grade)
• Dumpface (made-up email sender in 50 emails)
• Edd "RabidZombie" Shaw (Beta Max Tester of Snake Boxer 5 from Homestar Ruiner)
• Edgardo J. Sportsman (mentioned by Old-Timey Strong Bad in a Quote of the Week)
• Eric the Viking (character in "Vikings on the Seas"; the movies DVD commentary)
• Fabrosi (Strong Bad's first best friend ever; mentioned in lady...ing)
• The Fangle Jangle (long pants Characters' DVD Commentary)
• F.A.O. Chimendez (credited in The Limozeen Advantage)
• Geoff (found turtle in his shoe in time capsule)
• Geoff Rondleman (credited in theme song)
• Gerdith (Limozeen's landlord's friend; Limozeen Live! (practice))
• Grape-Flavored Jell-O With Fruit Floatin' In It (sister of Red Angelo; winter pool)
• Guy up in Paughkeegan (mentioned by Coach Z in The Luau and a Quote of the Week)
• Guy with Kinda Long Hair (theme song)
• Handsome Talking Expert (said they'd buy Senor Cardgage lunch; Senor Mortgage)
• Heather (Soap Box Doiby)
• Hebby Screbby (marked on a grave in Most in the Graveyard)
• Hot Tub T (credited in theme song)
• That Hunchback Kid at School (secret friends with Strong Bad; Decemberween Short Shorts)
• Ike Turner (reviewer in autobiography)
• "Ironic Costume" (attends TrogdorCon '97)
• Jerome (told to show some respect during the singing of the Strong Badia National Anthem; Homestar Runner possibly alludes to him in anything, when he calls the email sender by this name and demands that he stay after class)
  

  

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• Jimnelius Hog-chigger (marked on a grave in Most in the Graveyard)
• Jingle Jangle (long pants Characters' DVD Commentary)
• John Wallace (Graphics Tightener of Snake Boxer 5 from Homestar Ruiner)
• Jon Mollo (best draw man in best thing)
• Joshie (April Fool 2014)
• Juan Aikman (quizmaster of The Show in Non-Sequitur Champion)
• Just Nobody Sportsinterviews (studying)
• The Twelve King of Towns (including "Onion King of Town"; original)
• Large Craig (guest star on Peacey P's album from Teen Girl Squad Issue 13)
• Larry (Best Caper Ever)
• Lead Singer (3 wishes)
• Leomardbury Chauceinterviews
• Levert Burtmore
• Lifty Fernandez (lighting of The Show in Non-Sequitur Champion)
• Li'l Spicy (english paper)
• Limozeen's landlord (Limozeen Live! (practice))
• Little Jimmy and his dad (scored the winning lacrosse point; videography)
• Little Marzipan (mentioned in stand-up)
• "Loincloth" (needs to put on five or six more clothes; attends TrogdorCon '97)
• Madam (has a bad tattoo; goes to TrogdorCon '97)
• Madame Bodewell (a judge in pet show)
• Mark Door (lead animator in best thing)
• Mark Grave (That A Ghost)
• "A Marsalis or two" (credited in theme song)
• Moorface (head animator in best thing)
• "Moron from Delivereceivables" (he just made a "You Go Girl" joke; business trip)
• Mort Dougland (death metal)
• The Motion Picture Guy of Free Country USA (mentioned in In Search of the Yello Dello Theatrical Trailer and Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene Theatrical Trailer)
• Mrs. Hardmaster (teacher in underlings)
• Mrs. Partsmatter (teacher of 1st grade class that sings the Strong Badia National Anthem from Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits)
• Ms. Charbroiledburger (teacher in diorama)
• Muffins O. (mentioned on a poster in rated)
• Nobody U. Know (quoted at the beginning of because, as it were in independent)
• Noone (can find Strong Bad wrong; hiding)
• An old lady (Mentioned in Strong Sad's Lament)
• Oolong Singy (credited in japanese cartoon)
• Panini Press (Strong Bad's college girlfriend in Sbemail 136 Alternate Versions)
• Person who shows up thirty minutes late (mentioned by Strong Sad in pet show)
• Person with Accurate Costume (attends TrogdorCon '97)
• "Pikey" (Bleep Composer of Snake Boxer 5 from Homestar Ruiner)
• Plutis (marked on a grave in Most in the Graveyard)
• Red Angelo (went to Coach Z's health class and has a sister; winter pool)
• Reg (always has the ball)
• Rich (Bubs tries to cover up his death in buried)
• Rip Nife (lead singer of Bigg Nife, not his real name; Baddest of the Bands)
• Ronmartin Realdude (to whom Coach Z is supposedly speaking in an Easter egg in diorama)
• Ronnie Pudding (The House That Gave Sucky Treats)
• Rolando Predge (top animator in best thing)
• Ron Staple (Mentioned in the auto-reply response received when an email is sent to Homestar Runner's email address)
• Rotunda (attends TrogdorCon '97)
• Sarah (one of the animators in Twenty THANXty Six)
• Saucy Jackson (mentioned on a poster in rated)
• Scott (the Deleteheads' friend who has a website in fan club)
• Senator Pencilface (calls Homestar on his twinkie in Where the Crap Are We?)
• Shari Deulitt-Shoenstein (Limozeen's Hot Babelien Odyssey instruction manual; Baddest of the Bands)
• Sid Hoffrenchman (credited in theme song)
• Simone (mentioned in bottom 10, Strong Badia the Free, and April Fool 2014)
• Skinny Blonde Girl (spinning Strong Bad in circles, from theme party)
• Smarmy Cafe (credited in theme song)
• Somebody (told Strong Bad that you were stupid and now he believes them; Strong Bad Sings)
• Sports Player and his uncle (signed a contract worth a bunch of money; underlings)
• St. Cadaverstump (The House That Gave Sucky Tricks, owner of St. Cadaverstump's Morgue-tuary)
• Stan (Cool Things, former employee at Bubs' Concession Stand)
• Steakface McGee (seen on a grave in That A Ghost)
• Stiny
• Taco-Man (Halloween Potion-ma-jig; Halloween Hide & Seek)
• Tess Ballthrow (credited in theme song)
• Tempe Sam (studying)
• Tex Arcana (reviewer in autobiography)
• "That lady" who gives Pom Pom a hundred bucks (in 3 Times Halloween Funjob)
• The Homestar Runner's dog (possibly named "Old Eyelids"; mentioned in 20X6 vs. 1936)
• The Overripe MC (guest star on Peacey P's album from Teen Girl Squad Issue 13)
• Tim "Timmers" Ballthrow (credited in theme song)
• Told Salliaveri (did the special make-up effects for "Regenerator 4" in disconnected)
• Tom Stapleman (name of one of the placeholder emails in strongbad_email.exe Disc One)
• Trina (moving in with college Bubs in rated)
• Trina LaBoo (an actress starring in two of the films mentioned in rated)
• Two Batches (a hobo The Homestar Runner knew that got run o'er by a train; Kick the Can DVD commentary)
• Van Mundegaarde (Strong Bad's main man, mentioned in Strong Bad Email 2 years)
• Vera (Shut Up Lady's friend; licensed)
• Wibe Chimendez (apparently a vaudeville performer, credited in Sickly Sam's Big Outing)
• Widow Jankroe (Homestar is talking to her at the office; Homestar also calls Strong Bad "Mrs. Jankroe" in Costume Commercial; from too cool)
• Youdbetterbelieveit Chimendez (credited in high school)

Mentioned by fictional characters within the Homestar Runner universe

• Blue Laser Commander's Nana (mentioned in Cheat Commandos...O's and Let us give TANKS!)
• Chezmerelda (book character in modeling)
• D n' D Greg's parents (magic trick)
• Kaitlin (Any Teen Girl Squad character's real dad's 22-year-old girlfriend; Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad)
• Kowalski (Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque)
• Mr. Pagliogaglioleri (Gangster boss; Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad)
• Olda Boy 2's mom (Teen Girl Squad Issue 5)
• Parson Jim (book character in bottom 10)
• Reynold's girlfriend (left him; Cheat Commandos)
• Reynold's parents (mentioned in Let us give TANKS!)
• Reynaldo Crake (An Important Rap Song DVD commentary)
• Rubble D, presumably a prison inmate from Teen Girl Squad Issue 11.
• Runoff Camdidate Cory (Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2)

Not Seen Completely

Characters whose faces are always either cut off by the border of the toon or silhouetted.

• A. Chimendez (The Next Epi-Snowed)
• Boss Tweed (Ballad of The Sneak)
• The Chief
• Crack Stuntman's Girlfriend
• Don Knotts
• Fat hairy man in a Duckie Shirt (your funeral)
• Four Crazy Go Nuts University freshmen (On Break)
• Grandmaw Auntpaw
• Man with Papers (A Decemberween Mackerel)
• The Shareholders
• Singer in The Cheat Theme Song
• Some women at a party (The Li'l Brudder Show)
• The S.W.A.T. team (Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque)

Powered by The Cheat

• Background dancers (Rap Song)
• Moses Malone

See Also

• Generic Announcers