User:Guybrush20X6/Stupid Things Homestar's Done

From Homestar Runner Wiki

(Difference between revisions)
Jump to: navigation, search
(Shorts: Well it's late so I'll finish this section tomorrow. That's all the shorts listed anyhow.)
(Wow, there are so many typos here it's not even funny.)
Line 8: Line 8:
*[[In Search of the Yello Dello]] — Homestar cooks a turkey for Marzipan's birthday, forgetting she's a vegetarian.
*[[In Search of the Yello Dello]] — Homestar cooks a turkey for Marzipan's birthday, forgetting she's a vegetarian.
*[[The Luau]] — Homestar drinks 32 glasses of [[melonade]], and relieves himself over the spare firewood behind [[Marzipan's gazebo]]. He also fails to notice Strong Sad standing on the opposite side of the tofu spit roast.
*[[The Luau]] — Homestar drinks 32 glasses of [[melonade]], and relieves himself over the spare firewood behind [[Marzipan's gazebo]]. He also fails to notice Strong Sad standing on the opposite side of the tofu spit roast.
-
*[[Where's The Cheat]] — Homestar calls Marzipan stupid when bringing her "this stuff", only correcting himselft to say "[[Homestar Jr.|veggie burger]]".
+
*[[Where's The Cheat]] — Homestar calls Marzipan stupid when bringing her "this stuff", only correcting himself to say "[[Homestar Jr.|veggie burger]]".
*[[Bug In Mouth Disease]] — Homestar overreacts to swallowing a bug.
*[[Bug In Mouth Disease]] — Homestar overreacts to swallowing a bug.
**In his panic he mistakes [[The King of Town]] for [[Santa]].
**In his panic he mistakes [[The King of Town]] for [[Santa]].
-
**He steals [[Pom Pom]]'s and The King of Town's prescription [[Ice Cream]]s in an attempt to freeze it out.
+
**He steals [[Pom Pom]]'s and The King of Town's prescription [[ice cream]]s in an attempt to freeze it out.
**After Strong Bad smacks Homestar in the face with a frying pan, Homestar wakes up and thanks him for the great "skillet nap".
**After Strong Bad smacks Homestar in the face with a frying pan, Homestar wakes up and thanks him for the great "skillet nap".
*[[Cool Things]] — Homestar writes the phrase "Cool Tapes" on Marzipan's wall and is sent to get paint to cover it up.
*[[Cool Things]] — Homestar writes the phrase "Cool Tapes" on Marzipan's wall and is sent to get paint to cover it up.
Line 61: Line 61:
**Homestar has the wrong end of the thermometer in his mouth.
**Homestar has the wrong end of the thermometer in his mouth.
**Homestar tries to get Strong Bad to smell how bad his burps are.
**Homestar tries to get Strong Bad to smell how bad his burps are.
-
**Homestar mistakes Strong Bad's Email for a word problem.
+
**Homestar mistakes Strong Bad's email for a word problem.
**The "word problem" he gives is an unsolvable math question.
**The "word problem" he gives is an unsolvable math question.
-
*[[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]] — Homestar talks about getting tattoos of his "forearm" and "bulging biceps".
+
*[[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]] — Homestar talks about getting tattoos of his "forearm" and "bulging biceps", despite not having visible arms.
*[[Summer Short Shorts]] — Homestar makes various strange comparisons between items on [[The Bar]] and his and Pom Pom's friendship.
*[[Summer Short Shorts]] — Homestar makes various strange comparisons between items on [[The Bar]] and his and Pom Pom's friendship.
*[[No Hands on Deck]] — Homestar decides to build a deck.
*[[No Hands on Deck]] — Homestar decides to build a deck.
Line 71: Line 71:
**Homestar procrastinates by talking about galvanised nails as he doesn't know how to build a deck, something he/Cardboard Marzipan calls him out on.
**Homestar procrastinates by talking about galvanised nails as he doesn't know how to build a deck, something he/Cardboard Marzipan calls him out on.
**Homestar encases all of the field, bar Bubs' Concession stand in decking, including Cardboard Marzipan, Strong Mad, the bushes and, somehow, the clouds.
**Homestar encases all of the field, bar Bubs' Concession stand in decking, including Cardboard Marzipan, Strong Mad, the bushes and, somehow, the clouds.
-
*[[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]] — In the third deleted scene, Homestar doesn't notice anything is off about Cottage Cheese Strong Bad until it's head falls off.
+
*[[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]] — In the third deleted scene, Homestar doesn't notice anything is off about Cottage Cheese Strong Bad until its head falls off.
*[[Ever and More!]] — Homestar uses The King of Town to demonstrate the secret handshake, despite neither of them having visible arms.
*[[Ever and More!]] — Homestar uses The King of Town to demonstrate the secret handshake, despite neither of them having visible arms.
*[[Quality Time]] — Homestar spends three weeks in Marzipan's closet looking for a cake she said was in there. He decided that the broom and coats are cakes and proceed to eat them.
*[[Quality Time]] — Homestar spends three weeks in Marzipan's closet looking for a cake she said was in there. He decided that the broom and coats are cakes and proceed to eat them.
Line 83: Line 83:
*[[Best Caper Ever]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat trap an unaware Homestar on an ice floe in the Arctic.
*[[Best Caper Ever]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat trap an unaware Homestar on an ice floe in the Arctic.
**Homestar spends his time pretending one leg is shorter than the other.
**Homestar spends his time pretending one leg is shorter than the other.
-
**Homestar has a conversation with a bloated sealion carouse and Marzipan who is not present.
+
**Homestar has a conversation with a bloated sealion corpse and Marzipan who is not present.
-
**Homestar throws away a Satellite Phone and Flare gun for poking him.
+
**Homestar throws away a satellite phone and flare gun for poking him.
-
**Homestar begins to suspect he isn't in Marzipan's patio at which point he calls out to Larry and Homestar for help.
+
**Homestar begins to suspect he isn't in Marzipan's patio at which point he calls out to Larry and himself for help.
**Homestar mistakes Strong Sad for a polar bear and thinks he has frost breath.
**Homestar mistakes Strong Sad for a polar bear and thinks he has frost breath.
*[[Donut Unto Others]]  
*[[Donut Unto Others]]  
Line 107: Line 107:
*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]]
*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]]
**Homestar fails to notice Strong Sad leaning on the wall right in front of him.
**Homestar fails to notice Strong Sad leaning on the wall right in front of him.
-
**Homestar insulsts Marzipan's gift ideas to her face and takes her suggestion to annoy someone else sincerely.  
+
**Homestar insults Marzipan's gift ideas to her face and takes her suggestion to annoy someone else sincerely.  
-
**Instead of multiple more apt presents he found at Bubs' Concession Stand, Homestar gets Strong Bad a Deep Impact DVD; the same present he got him for the last several Decemberweens.
+
**Instead of multiple more apt presents he found at Bubs' Concession Stand, Homestar gets Strong Bad a Deep Impact DVD; the same present he got him for the last three Decemberweens.
*[[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] — Homestar doesn't think another him walking around is strange until it's revealed to be Strong Bad in disguise.
*[[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] — Homestar doesn't think another him walking around is strange until it's revealed to be Strong Bad in disguise.
*[[A Decemberween Pageant]] — Homestar talks about getting ready for the big Decemberween Pageant, forgetting he's already on stage in front of a crowd.
*[[A Decemberween Pageant]] — Homestar talks about getting ready for the big Decemberween Pageant, forgetting he's already on stage in front of a crowd.
Line 126: Line 126:
*Email [[your friends]] — Homestar willingly and enthusiastically puts his head into a vat of hot lava on Strong Bad's request.
*Email [[your friends]] — Homestar willingly and enthusiastically puts his head into a vat of hot lava on Strong Bad's request.
*Email [[50 emails]] — Homestar crashes the [[Compy 386]] through attempting to delete an email and leave a fake "everything's fine" message.
*Email [[50 emails]] — Homestar crashes the [[Compy 386]] through attempting to delete an email and leave a fake "everything's fine" message.
-
*Email [[island]] — Homester thinks an old flyer for the Superbowl has "saved" him and Strong Bad.
+
*Email [[island]] — Homester thinks an old flyer for the Super Bowl has "saved" him and Strong Bad.
*Email [[monster truck]] — Homestar's part in [[Awexome Cross '98]] involves Strong Mad smashing Marzipan's guitar over his head.
*Email [[monster truck]] — Homestar's part in [[Awexome Cross '98]] involves Strong Mad smashing Marzipan's guitar over his head.
*Email [[fingers]] — Homestar wears ridiculous fake arms.
*Email [[fingers]] — Homestar wears ridiculous fake arms.
*Email [[the show]] — Homestar can't seem to remember whether he's running a talk show or a game show.
*Email [[the show]] — Homestar can't seem to remember whether he's running a talk show or a game show.
-
*Email [[caper]] — A sleepy Homestar mistakes Strong Bad and the Cheat for Strong Sad and Batman, then thanks them for breaking his cow lamp.
+
*Email [[caper]] — A sleepy Homestar mistakes Strong Bad and The Cheat for Strong Sad and Batman, then thanks them for breaking his cow lamp.
*Email [[2 emails]] — Homestar uses Strong Bad's blender and Game Boy to try and make a time machine.
*Email [[2 emails]] — Homestar uses Strong Bad's blender and Game Boy to try and make a time machine.
-
*Email [[privileges]] — Homestar thinks the Cheat burning magazines counts as getting a subscription.
+
*Email [[privileges]] — Homestar thinks The Cheat burning magazines counts as getting a subscription.
-
*Email [[anything]] — Homestar takes over answering Strong Bad's email
+
*Email [[anything]] — Homestar takes over answering Strong Bad's email.
**He seems to think he's teaching a class while doing so.
**He seems to think he's teaching a class while doing so.
**He gets mad when the email refers to him as Strong Bad. Despite saying he'll let is slide, he then holds back the sender after "class".
**He gets mad when the email refers to him as Strong Bad. Despite saying he'll let is slide, he then holds back the sender after "class".
Line 142: Line 142:
*Email [[stunt double]] — Homestar is in shot by accident in one scene.
*Email [[stunt double]] — Homestar is in shot by accident in one scene.
*Email [[date]] — Homestar spends his date with Marzipan having her play a guessing game where he says an option not available, kicking her shin and spitting his "coffee" into her face.
*Email [[date]] — Homestar spends his date with Marzipan having her play a guessing game where he says an option not available, kicking her shin and spitting his "coffee" into her face.
-
*Email [[impression]] — Homestar's Strong Sad costume has shoes that look like hippo's heads rather than feet, he misidentifies them as [[Elephants]] and he somehow got a sock taped to his head without realising.
+
*Email [[impression]] — Homestar's Strong Sad costume has shoes that look like hippo's heads rather than feet, he misidentifies them as [[elephants]] and he somehow got a sock taped to his head without realising.
-
*Email [[couch patch]] — Homestar thinks the email is about Teddy Graham Memories and recalls the time he spat on onto the ceiling of the basement.
+
*Email [[couch patch]] — Homestar thinks the email is titled "Teddy Graham Memories" and recalls the time he spat Teddy Crahams onto the ceiling of the basement.
*Email [[local news]] — Bubs charges Homestar $5 to stand in line and he declares it the best $5 he's ever spent.
*Email [[local news]] — Bubs charges Homestar $5 to stand in line and he declares it the best $5 he's ever spent.
*Email [[caffeine]] — Homestar's science project consists entirely of a single brown puddle and a sign with "AWW MAN. IT MELTED." written on it.
*Email [[caffeine]] — Homestar's science project consists entirely of a single brown puddle and a sign with "AWW MAN. IT MELTED." written on it.

Revision as of 02:04, 30 September 2017

It's not a spreadsheet, but it'll do. Feel free to edit this as if it were a main namespace page.


"Ooh! I'm a neglected official."

The sender of the Strong Bad Email 4 branches asks about the stupidest thing Homestar Runner has ever done, said, or imagined, and Strong Bad replies that it would take several days just to scratch the surface of the tip of that iceberg. As Strong Bad states in TrogdorCon '97, he has an unbelievably loose grasp on the world around him.

Contents

Stupid Things Homestar's Done

Big Toons

  • In Search of the Yello Dello — Homestar cooks a turkey for Marzipan's birthday, forgetting she's a vegetarian.
  • The Luau — Homestar drinks 32 glasses of melonade, and relieves himself over the spare firewood behind Marzipan's gazebo. He also fails to notice Strong Sad standing on the opposite side of the tofu spit roast.
  • Where's The Cheat — Homestar calls Marzipan stupid when bringing her "this stuff", only correcting himself to say "veggie burger".
  • Bug In Mouth Disease — Homestar overreacts to swallowing a bug.
    • In his panic he mistakes The King of Town for Santa.
    • He steals Pom Pom's and The King of Town's prescription ice creams in an attempt to freeze it out.
    • After Strong Bad smacks Homestar in the face with a frying pan, Homestar wakes up and thanks him for the great "skillet nap".
  • Cool Things — Homestar writes the phrase "Cool Tapes" on Marzipan's wall and is sent to get paint to cover it up.
    • Homestar wears Cool Shades covered in Yella Paint, causing him to mistake Strong Sad for Dripping Yellow Madness. Upon being corrected, he still insists Strong Sad is in fact Dripping Yellow Madness.
    • Homestar gives away the paint to Strong Sad for "a date with a wall".
    • Homestar "falls" into a "death hole" not deep enough to contain him and he still screams as if falling.
    • Homestar thinks that Bubs's name is Stan.
    • Eventually Homestar returns to Marzipan's with a bag of four grapes, by which point he's taken so long that Marzipan has formed a band called "Cool Tapes".
  • Weclome Back — Homestar Runner sleeps in through several months, leaving homestarrunner.com without updates.
  • Strongest Man in the World — In the remake of the original book:
    • Homestar forgets the name of the titular contest twice.
    • Has a hard time telling if Strong Bad insulted him or not.
    • Doesn't realise that dropping his grapes to stop The Cheat disqualifies him.
    • Believes that the original ending is taking place.
  • Date Nite — Homestar and Strong Bad try to sabotage Marzipan and The Cheat's date.
    • Homestar calls Marzipan a "Fox's Mother" and when Marzipan says that that's more offensive than "Foxy Mama", he clarifies that he meant the more offensive one.
    • Marzipan implies that Homestar can't count to four.
    • His attempts to ruin their dinner at Marshmallow's L'est Stand are transparent to the point of uselessness.
    • Thanks The Cheat for asking if he can clean his clock.
    • Homestar and Strong Bad attempt to ruin the dating couple's night on the Stone Bridge using fireworks and a cardboard submarine. The submarine sinks and the fireworks only serve to make the night more romantic.
    • Homestar forgets the words to the Strong Badian National Anthem as they sink.
  • DNA Evidence — Homestar while looking for the titular DNA evidence finds it in a glass and mistakes it for Mountain Dwah. He then proceeds to drink it and spit it out all over The Cheat.
  • Career Day — Homestar mistakes Space Captainface for a police-fireman.
  • Kick-A-Ball — Strong Bad and Homestar compete in Kick-A-Ball.
    • Homestar seems oblivious to the face his hands are invisible (if they exist at all).
    • Homestar calls out "Sonic" as the coin flips.
    • Homestar proceeds to pick Pom Pom for his team multiple times, leaving Strong Bad with most of the cast.
    • Upon seeing the mismatched teams, Homestar declares they're split "Even Stevens".
  • 2 Part Episode: Part 1 — In the Easter egg Homestar seems to think Cheat Commandos is about hamsters opening restaurants.
  • Homestar Runner Goes For The Gold — Homestar shows Strong Bad something cool he found in his garage.
    • Homestar raves about how exciting the thing he found was, he forgot what said thing actually was. After thinking, he claims it was a squeak burger.
    • Homestar starts narrating the story as "The Homestar Runner and the Bathyscaphe: A Lurid Tale of Underwater Intrigue and Underwater Pants".
    • Homestar finds his old whistle at the end and has completely forgotten how whistles are supposed to work. He holds it in front of his mouth and makes whistle noises with his lips, declaring it to be a great new era in Homestar Runner talk.

Shorts

  • Theme Song Video — The cake Homestar makes for Marzipan collapses.
  • Fluffy Puff Commercial — Homestar repeatedly flubs his line for the commercial until it's night and he's on take 854 so settles for a simpler endorsement.
  • The Interview — Strong Bad tries to interview Homestar to find out what "his freakin' problem is".
    • Homestar walks past the arranged meeting place several times, ending up half an hour late.
    • Homestar claims to have driven, twice despite Strong Bad pointing out he doesn't own a car.
    • Homestar mistakes Stong Bad's interview for a Job interview and hands over his grocery list as his resume.
    • Homestar forgets who is the interviewer and interviewee.
  • Arcade Game — Homestar fails to notice the post it note saying Strong Bad is in the basement until he types in an email asking where Strong Bad is. He also believes Strong Bad's lie that they're doing The Cheat's taxes, asking them to do his next.
  • Lookin at a Thing in a Bag — Strong Bad, The Cheat and Strong Mad trick Homestar into getting them drinks and ends the episode looking at the empty bag before wearing it.
  • Experimental Film — Homestar interrupts the filming of Strong Sad's portion of the music video twice.
  • The Li'l Brudder Show — Homestar melodramatically cries over Li'l Brudder once again and calls his cartoon show "his most ambitious album to date".
  • TrogdorCon '97 — Homestar Runner attends the con dressed up as Homestar runner by putting another propellor cop on over his own and a paper star taped over his own cloth one. When Strong Bad replies that it was Homestar's "unbelievably loose grasp on the world around [him]" that gave it away Homestar agrees.
  • Sick Day — Homestar and the House of the Brothers Strong come down with an illness.
    • Homestar has the wrong end of the thermometer in his mouth.
    • Homestar tries to get Strong Bad to smell how bad his burps are.
    • Homestar mistakes Strong Bad's email for a word problem.
    • The "word problem" he gives is an unsolvable math question.
  • Strong Bad is a Bad Guy — Homestar talks about getting tattoos of his "forearm" and "bulging biceps", despite not having visible arms.
  • Summer Short Shorts — Homestar makes various strange comparisons between items on The Bar and his and Pom Pom's friendship.
  • No Hands on Deck — Homestar decides to build a deck.
    • Homestar again talks through Cardboard Marzipan.
    • Homestar misspells "Deckman" as D-E-C-K-E-M-A-N.
    • Homestar somehow comes out from Strong Sad's bed sheets, not sure of how he managed to do so.
    • Homestar procrastinates by talking about galvanised nails as he doesn't know how to build a deck, something he/Cardboard Marzipan calls him out on.
    • Homestar encases all of the field, bar Bubs' Concession stand in decking, including Cardboard Marzipan, Strong Mad, the bushes and, somehow, the clouds.
  • Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene — In the third deleted scene, Homestar doesn't notice anything is off about Cottage Cheese Strong Bad until its head falls off.
  • Ever and More! — Homestar uses The King of Town to demonstrate the secret handshake, despite neither of them having visible arms.
  • Quality Time — Homestar spends three weeks in Marzipan's closet looking for a cake she said was in there. He decided that the broom and coats are cakes and proceed to eat them.
  • Blubb-O's Commercial — Homestar opens his sales pitch with "Welcome the crap to Blubb-O's".
  • Play Date — Homestar plays with Strong Mad.
    • Homestar plays "Blocks" which involves him being burried under a massive tower of cinder blocks. Homestar says this is exactly what he thought the game would be and doesn't know why he agreed to it.
    • Homestar asks for a Cold One at the end and despite dropping it, still acts as if he's drinking it.
  • The Baloneyman — Homestar is oblivious to Bubs's hints that the sandwich shaped like it has a bite taken out of it does in fact have a bite taken out of it.
  • Place ya bets! — Homestar places half a G on Strong Bad not making it out of email 200 and has a bomb prepared to do so. Strong Sad points out that his bomb is red candles with a clock taped to them, at which point Homestar tries to make his escape on an "invisible secret elevator".
  • Coach Z's 110% — Homestar drops the exhausted act during his interview.
  • Best Caper Ever — Strong Bad and The Cheat trap an unaware Homestar on an ice floe in the Arctic.
    • Homestar spends his time pretending one leg is shorter than the other.
    • Homestar has a conversation with a bloated sealion corpse and Marzipan who is not present.
    • Homestar throws away a satellite phone and flare gun for poking him.
    • Homestar begins to suspect he isn't in Marzipan's patio at which point he calls out to Larry and himself for help.
    • Homestar mistakes Strong Sad for a polar bear and thinks he has frost breath.
  • Donut Unto Others
    • Homestar buys questionable medical coverage from Bubs.
    • His doughnut batter has clear hairs in it.
    • Homestar passes off Marzipan telling to get out of her kitchen as a positive review.
    • Homestar sets up a fryer in a cardboard box, which causes Homestar's face to be fried when Strong Bad knocks the store over.
  • 79 Seconds Left — Homestar and Strong Sad pour water on their knees for fun.
    • When Strong Bad demands he be called The Leg from now on, Homestar calls him "The-Leg-from-now-on" in full.
  • Where My Hat Is At? (toon)
  • On Break
  • Flash is Dead!
  • Characters from Yonder Website — Homestar, along with most of the cast, drinks Smarty Juice that's 10 years out of date and hallucinates an unbelievably soothing children's programme.

Holiday Toons

  • Homestar Runner has a habit of getting character's costumes wrong, including his own.
  • A Holiday Greeting — Homestar accidentally repeats "O Holy Crap" when trying to correct Strong Bad.
  • The House That Gave Sucky Treats
    • On the Smarties selection, Homestar recalls Marzipan telling him to eat loads of them, though he's not sure why.
    • On the Peanuts selection, Homestar starts humming Entrance of the Gladiators for way too long, even knocking on the door again to continue.
  • The Best Decemberween Ever
    • Homestar fails to notice Strong Sad leaning on the wall right in front of him.
    • Homestar insults Marzipan's gift ideas to her face and takes her suggestion to annoy someone else sincerely.
    • Instead of multiple more apt presents he found at Bubs' Concession Stand, Homestar gets Strong Bad a Deep Impact DVD; the same present he got him for the last three Decemberweens.
  • Pumpkin Carve-nival — Homestar doesn't think another him walking around is strange until it's revealed to be Strong Bad in disguise.
  • A Decemberween Pageant — Homestar talks about getting ready for the big Decemberween Pageant, forgetting he's already on stage in front of a crowd.
  • Malloween Commercial — Homestar thinks eyeballs make the sound "Seeeee!".
  • 3 Times Halloween Funjob
    • Homestar can't figure out what Strong Bad has planned for Halloween, despite Strong Bad picking up dubious amounts of toilet paper and eggs.
    • Homestar gets "a million pounds" of "bum Candy".
    • Homestar thinks The Treacherous 3 is the third movie in a trilogy.
  • Halloween Fairstival — After selling Strong Bad some Witch's Brew for $10, Homestar is fooled into paying Strong Bad the $10. Homestar then tries to stop breathing for $10.

Strong Bad Emails

  • Email credit card — Homestar falls for Strong Bad's blatantly transparent phishing attempt, even noting that "Superfied Credit Union" has the same email address as Strong Bad.
  • Email super powers — Homestar fails to notice Strong Bad using his powers to remove Homestar's cap repeatedly.
  • Email 1 step ahead — Homestar fails to notice Strong Sad has his hands glued to his butt, and takes Strong Sad saying he can't help it the wrong way.
  • Email dullard — The titular Dullard is Homestar, not noticing how Strong Bad is trying to ignore his rambling.
  • Email helium — Homestar mistakes The Cheat, inflated by helium for "an ugly bird".
  • Email your friends — Homestar willingly and enthusiastically puts his head into a vat of hot lava on Strong Bad's request.
  • Email 50 emails — Homestar crashes the Compy 386 through attempting to delete an email and leave a fake "everything's fine" message.
  • Email island — Homester thinks an old flyer for the Super Bowl has "saved" him and Strong Bad.
  • Email monster truck — Homestar's part in Awexome Cross '98 involves Strong Mad smashing Marzipan's guitar over his head.
  • Email fingers — Homestar wears ridiculous fake arms.
  • Email the show — Homestar can't seem to remember whether he's running a talk show or a game show.
  • Email caper — A sleepy Homestar mistakes Strong Bad and The Cheat for Strong Sad and Batman, then thanks them for breaking his cow lamp.
  • Email 2 emails — Homestar uses Strong Bad's blender and Game Boy to try and make a time machine.
  • Email privileges — Homestar thinks The Cheat burning magazines counts as getting a subscription.
  • Email anything — Homestar takes over answering Strong Bad's email.
    • He seems to think he's teaching a class while doing so.
    • He gets mad when the email refers to him as Strong Bad. Despite saying he'll let is slide, he then holds back the sender after "class".
    • Somehow believes the sender is called Jerome when they signed the email as "Dan".
    • Homestar once used old Sega Tapes as coasters.
    • Homestar once made shoes out of shoeboxes.
    • And Homestar finishes the email by making a wet computer out of Strong Bad's computer and proceeds to pour Mountain Dew over the 386's keyboard.
  • Email stunt double — Homestar is in shot by accident in one scene.
  • Email date — Homestar spends his date with Marzipan having her play a guessing game where he says an option not available, kicking her shin and spitting his "coffee" into her face.
  • Email impression — Homestar's Strong Sad costume has shoes that look like hippo's heads rather than feet, he misidentifies them as elephants and he somehow got a sock taped to his head without realising.
  • Email couch patch — Homestar thinks the email is titled "Teddy Graham Memories" and recalls the time he spat Teddy Crahams onto the ceiling of the basement.
  • Email local news — Bubs charges Homestar $5 to stand in line and he declares it the best $5 he's ever spent.
  • Email caffeine — Homestar's science project consists entirely of a single brown puddle and a sign with "AWW MAN. IT MELTED." written on it.
  • Email army — Sick of playing second fiddle to Strong Bad and The Cheat, Homestar forms the Homestarmy to invade Strong Badia.
    • Homestar mispronounces Colonel as Col-on-el.
    • He tries to recruit Strong Bad to invade his own country.
    • His speech includes him stating that he'll place a fake beard on The Tire.
    • Homestar declares a retreat when the invasion clashes with a badminton game.
    • When delivering the bad news of Frank Bennedetto's (a popcorn maker) death to Frank's mother (a microwave), he tries to get the $5 Frank owed him off her.
  • Email the bet — Homestar thinks he's lost the bet until informed otherwise and declares that if Strong Bad told him to jump off a bridge, he would.
  • Email monument — Homestar is distracted from putting on pants by the arrival of The Thnikkaman.
  • Email flashback — Homestar believes he might live in The House of the Brothers Strong.

Marzipan's Answering Machine

  • Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2 — After leaving a message breaking up with Marzipan, Homestar tries to correct the error by replacing her answering machine tape with a fake one where he poorly imitates the usual calls Marzipan gets, including one of himself.

Games

Others

  • Broken Compy Menu — Homestar complains to Bubs about the Concession Stand, despite Bubs not being there.
    • When Bubs returns Homestar claims he was talking to nobody, then everybody, then Strong Mad. When Bubs asks where Strong Mad went, Homestar claims he flew away.
    • Bubs sells the "slightly shotgunned" Compy386 to Homestar as a "low priced automobile".

Stupid Things Homestar's Said

Big Toons

Shorts

  • Fluffy Puff Commercial
    • "Before I drink a tall glass of melonade, I like to eat about 147 Flushy Push Marfmallows. Seriously folks, they're—"
    • "Before I drink something, oftentimes I eat something too."
    • "Before I drink 147 glasses of melonade, I eat 147 Fluffity Puffity Marshalades."
    • "Before I eat a tall slice of marmalade I like to drink lots and lots of marshmallows. I mean Fluffy Puffies."
  • Where's the Cheat? — "Hey, stupid! I brought you this stuff! Oh, I mean, I brought you this veggie burger."

Holiday Toons

Strong Bad Emails

  • Email helium — "Whoa, Marzipan. Check out that ugly bird. [...] No way! The Cheat is one fine-looking young man. That is an ugly bird."
  • Email specially marked — "Blah, Strong Bad, blah! I'm a crappy Stuntman!"

Marzipan's Answering Machine

  • Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0 — "Oh, hey, Marzipan! This is Homestar. Um, I was wondering if you could help me with a dilemma I'm having. I can't think of what to get my girlfriend for Valentine's Day. Um, she's kind of annoying, and overbearing, and kind of a big hippie. So if you could {slowly realizes that he's talking about Marzipan} buh... oh. {poorly imitates operator error tone} Doo doo doo!! The number you have reached is not... your boyfriend calling you... uh... right now. {poorly imitates dial tone} Doooooo do do do do dooooooo this is the dial tone dooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Okay, bye!"
  • Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2 — After leaving a message breaking up with Marzipan, Homestar tries to correct the error by replacing her answering machine tape with a fake one.
    • {deep voice} "Oh, hey, Marzipan. This is the Strong Baad. Uh... go around... go around with doo doo on your head... 'cause it could be funny. Okay, bye. Beep!"
    • {imitating Coach Z} "Oh... great job. Oh, I mean... great job. Oh, I mean... great job. Boop!"
    • {depressed monotone} "Oh, hey Marzipan this is Strong Sad. Um... some animal died. Boop!"

Games

  • Who Said What Now? — "Now spell encyclopedia.... What? I'm supposed to what?! Oh, man... I blew it real bad this time."

Others

  • First Time Here?
    • "Welcome to HomestarRunner.net."
    • "Oh right, HomestarRunner.net. It's dot com!"
    • "Something.com!"
    • "Welcome aboard the USS Homestarrunner.com. I am your captain, Homestar Runner—"
    • "Bienvenidos a Homestarrunner.com. ¿Conoces a Miguel? ¡Sí! Somos buenos amigos—"
    • "I am Homestar, and This is A Website!"
    • "Oh, hello! I'm Homestar Runner! ... Isn't that great?"
  • Homestar Runner's Character Video — "If I had to pick one word to describe myself, it would probably be... Fluffy Puff Marshmallows. Or Homestar. Either one, really. They both fit."
  • Strong Bad's Character Video
    • "Well, I was gonna get a high five, but, I see that I'm already here."
    • "That sounds re-ZON-able."

Stupid Things Homestar's Imagined

Big Toons

Shorts

  • Donut Unto Others — Homestar claims to have dreamt that "[he] was a French long-jump champion with eight wooden legs!" but from what we see, he's a Mexican high-jump champion with only one leg.

Holiday Toons

Strong Bad Emails

  • Email colonization — Homestar addresses the imaginary masses who cheer his statements declaring eggs to not be a fruit; dirty diapers to no longer be legal tender; and that guys called Henry can no longer call themselves Hank.

Marzipan's Answering Machine

Games

Others

See Also

[[Category:Homestar Runner running gags]]

Personal tools