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Strong Bad claimed in 4 branches that the '''list of stupid thing's Homestar has imagined''' is so long that it has its own spreadsheet. Homestar's imagination is rarely shown in full on screen but is shown to be a strange and stupid place when it does.  
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Strong Bad claimed in 4 branches that the '''list of stupid things Homestar has imagined''' is so long that it has its own spreadsheet. Homestar's imagination is rarely shown in full on screen but is shown to be a strange and stupid place when it does.  
*Email [[colonization]] — Homestar addresses the imaginary masses who cheer his statements declaring eggs to not be a fruit; dirty diapers to no longer be legal tender; and that guys called Henry can no longer call themselves Hank.
*Email [[colonization]] — Homestar addresses the imaginary masses who cheer his statements declaring eggs to not be a fruit; dirty diapers to no longer be legal tender; and that guys called Henry can no longer call themselves Hank.

Revision as of 17:07, 2 October 2017

It's not a spreadsheet, but it'll do. Feel free to edit this as if it were a main namespace page.


"Ooh! I'm a neglected official."

The sender of the Strong Bad Email 4 branches asks about the stupidest thing Homestar Runner has ever done, said, or imagined, and Strong Bad replies that it would take several days just to scratch the surface of the tip of that iceberg. As Strong Bad states in TrogdorCon '97, he has an unbelievably loose grasp on the world around him.

Contents

Stupid Things Homestar's Done

Big Toons

  • In Search of the Yello Dello — Homestar cooks a turkey for Marzipan's birthday, forgetting she's a vegetarian.
  • The Luau — Homestar drinks 32 glasses of melonade, and relieves himself over the spare firewood behind Marzipan's gazebo. He also fails to notice Strong Sad standing on the opposite side of the tofu spit roast.
  • Where's The Cheat — Homestar calls Marzipan stupid when bringing her "this stuff", only correcting himself to say "veggie burger".
  • Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon
    • Upon catching Strong Bad and The Cheat Homestar continues to make siren noises, long after Strong Bad has surrendered.
    • Homestar interrogates Pom Pom for being out past curfew, forgetting they're supposed to be looking for the kidnapped Poopsmith together.
    • Upon finding the still bound-and-gagged Poopsmith, Homestar tells him to move along.
  • Bug In Mouth Disease — Homestar overreacts to swallowing a bug.
    • In his panic he mistakes The King of Town for Santa.
    • He steals Pom Pom's and The King of Town's prescription ice creams in an attempt to freeze it out.
    • After Strong Bad smacks Homestar in the face with a frying pan, Homestar wakes up and thanks him for the great "skillet nap".
  • Cool Things — Homestar writes the phrase "Cool Tapes" on Marzipan's wall and is sent to get paint to cover it up.
    • Homestar wears Cool Shades covered in Yella Paint, causing him to mistake Strong Sad for Dripping Yellow Madness. Upon being corrected, he still insists Strong Sad is in fact Dripping Yellow Madness.
    • Homestar gives away the paint to Strong Sad for "a date with a wall".
    • Homestar "falls" into a "death hole" not deep enough to contain him and he still screams as if falling.
    • Homestar thinks that Bubs's name is Stan.
    • Eventually Homestar returns to Marzipan's with a bag of four grapes, by which point he's taken so long that Marzipan has formed a band called "Cool Tapes".
  • Weclome Back — Homestar Runner sleeps in through several months, leaving homestarrunner.com without updates.
  • Strongest Man in the World — In the remake of the original book:
    • Homestar forgets the name of the titular contest twice.
    • Has a hard time telling if Strong Bad insulted him or not.
    • Doesn't realise that dropping his grapes to stop The Cheat disqualifies him.
    • Believes that the original ending is taking place.
  • Date Nite — Homestar and Strong Bad try to sabotage Marzipan and The Cheat's date.
    • Homestar calls Marzipan a "Fox's Mother" and when Marzipan says that that's more offensive than "Foxy Mama", he clarifies that he meant the more offensive one.
    • Marzipan implies that Homestar can't count to four.
    • His attempts to ruin their dinner at Marshmallow's L'est Stand are transparent to the point of uselessness.
    • Thanks The Cheat for asking if he can clean his clock.
    • Homestar and Strong Bad attempt to ruin the dating couple's night on the Stone Bridge using fireworks and a cardboard submarine. The submarine sinks and the fireworks only serve to make the night more romantic.
    • Homestar forgets the words to the Strong Badian National Anthem as they sink.
  • DNA Evidence — Homestar while looking for the titular DNA evidence finds it in a glass and mistakes it for Mountain Dwah. He then proceeds to drink it and spit it out all over The Cheat.
  • Career Day — Homestar mistakes Space Captainface for a police-fireman.
  • Kick-A-Ball — Strong Bad and Homestar compete in Kick-A-Ball.
    • Homestar seems oblivious to the face his hands are invisible (if they exist at all).
    • Homestar calls out "Sonic" as the coin flips.
    • Homestar proceeds to pick Pom Pom for his team multiple times, leaving Strong Bad with most of the cast.
    • Upon seeing the mismatched teams, Homestar declares they're split "Even Stevens".
  • 2 Part Episode: Part 1 — In the Easter egg Homestar seems to think Cheat Commandos is about hamsters opening restaurants.
  • Homestar Runner Goes For The Gold — Homestar shows Strong Bad something cool he found in his garage.
    • Homestar raves about how exciting the thing he found was, he forgot what said thing actually was. After thinking, he claims it was a squeak burger.
    • Homestar starts narrating the story as "The Homestar Runner and the Bathyscaphe: A Lurid Tale of Underwater Intrigue and Underwater Pants".
    • Homestar finds his old whistle at the end and has completely forgotten how whistles are supposed to work. He holds it in front of his mouth and makes whistle noises with his lips, declaring it to be a great new era in Homestar Runner talk.

Shorts

  • Theme Song Video — The cake Homestar makes for Marzipan collapses.
  • Fluffy Puff Commercial — Homestar repeatedly flubs his line for the commercial until it's night and he's on take 854 so settles for a simpler endorsement.
  • The Interview — Strong Bad tries to interview Homestar to find out what "his freakin' problem is".
    • Homestar walks past the arranged meeting place several times, ending up half an hour late.
    • Homestar claims to have driven, twice despite Strong Bad pointing out he doesn't own a car.
    • Homestar mistakes Stong Bad's interview for a Job interview and hands over his grocery list as his resume.
    • Homestar forgets who is the interviewer and interviewee.
  • Arcade Game — Homestar fails to notice the post it note saying Strong Bad is in the basement until he types in an email asking where Strong Bad is. He also believes Strong Bad's lie that they're doing The Cheat's taxes, asking them to do his next.
  • Lookin at a Thing in a Bag — Strong Bad, The Cheat and Strong Mad trick Homestar into getting them drinks and ends the episode looking at the empty bag before wearing it.
  • Experimental Film — Homestar interrupts the filming of Strong Sad's portion of the music video twice.
  • The Li'l Brudder Show — Homestar melodramatically cries over Li'l Brudder once again and calls his cartoon show "his most ambitious album to date".
  • TrogdorCon '97 — Homestar Runner attends the con dressed up as Homestar runner by putting another propellor cop on over his own and a paper star taped over his own cloth one. When Strong Bad replies that it was Homestar's "unbelievably loose grasp on the world around [him]" that gave it away Homestar agrees.
  • Sick Day — Homestar and the House of the Brothers Strong come down with an illness.
    • Homestar has the wrong end of the thermometer in his mouth.
    • Homestar tries to get Strong Bad to smell how bad his burps are.
    • Homestar mistakes Strong Bad's email for a word problem.
    • The "word problem" he gives is an unsolvable math question.
  • Strong Bad is a Bad Guy — Homestar talks about getting tattoos of his "forearm" and "bulging biceps", despite not having visible arms.
  • Summer Short Shorts — Homestar makes various strange comparisons between items on The Bar and his and Pom Pom's friendship.
  • No Hands on Deck — Homestar decides to build a deck.
    • Homestar again talks through Cardboard Marzipan.
    • Homestar misspells "Deckman" as D-E-C-K-E-M-A-N.
    • Homestar somehow comes out from Strong Sad's bed sheets, not sure of how he managed to do so.
    • Homestar procrastinates by talking about galvanised nails as he doesn't know how to build a deck, something he/Cardboard Marzipan calls him out on.
    • Homestar encases all of the field, bar Bubs' Concession stand in decking, including Cardboard Marzipan, Strong Mad, the bushes and, somehow, the clouds.
  • Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene — In the third deleted scene, Homestar doesn't notice anything is off about Cottage Cheese Strong Bad until its head falls off.
  • Ever and More! — Homestar uses The King of Town to demonstrate the secret handshake, despite neither of them having visible arms.
  • Quality Time — Homestar spends three weeks in Marzipan's closet looking for a cake she said was in there. He decided that the broom and coats are cakes and proceed to eat them.
  • Blubb-O's Commercial — Homestar opens his sales pitch with "Welcome the crap to Blubb-O's".
  • Play Date — Homestar plays with Strong Mad.
    • Homestar plays "Blocks" which involves him being burried under a massive tower of cinder blocks. Homestar says this is exactly what he thought the game would be and doesn't know why he agreed to it.
    • Homestar asks for a Cold One at the end and despite dropping it, still acts as if he's drinking it.
  • The Baloneyman — Homestar is oblivious to Bubs's hints that the sandwich shaped like it has a bite taken out of it does in fact have a bite taken out of it.
  • Place ya bets! — Homestar places half a G on Strong Bad not making it out of email 200 and has a bomb prepared to do so. Strong Sad points out that his bomb is red candles with a clock taped to them, at which point Homestar tries to make his escape on an "invisible secret elevator".
  • Coach Z's 110% — Homestar drops the exhausted act during his interview.
  • Best Caper Ever — Strong Bad and The Cheat trap an unaware Homestar on an ice floe in the Arctic.
    • Homestar spends his time pretending one leg is shorter than the other.
    • Homestar has a conversation with a bloated sealion carcass and Marzipan who is not present.
    • Homestar throws away a satellite phone and flare gun for poking him.
    • Homestar begins to suspect he isn't in Marzipan's patio at which point he calls out to Larry and himself for help.
    • Homestar mistakes Strong Sad for a polar bear and thinks he has frost breath.
  • Donut Unto Others
    • Homestar buys questionable medical coverage from Bubs.
    • His doughnut batter has clear hairs in it.
    • Homestar passes off Marzipan telling to get out of her kitchen as a positive review.
    • Homestar sets up a fryer in a cardboard box, which causes Homestar's face to be fried when Strong Bad knocks the store over.
  • 79 Seconds Left — Homestar and Strong Sad pour water on their knees for fun.
    • When Strong Bad demands he be called The Leg from now on, Homestar calls him "The-Leg-from-now-on" in full.
  • Where My Hat Is At? (toon) — In the remake of the original book:
    • Homestar refers to Homestar Runner as a different person.
    • Homestar doesn't understand Marzipan's questions of where his hat has gone until she phrases it in the same way the title does.
    • Homestar lifts the couch with Marzipan still on it, sending her flying.
    • Homestar mentions that it made complete sense to him that his non-food hat would be on a food grill.
    • Homestar tries to trade his jock-strap for Pom Pom's hat.
    • Homestar looked inside his hat for his hat.
    • Homestar finds that he left his hat in the fridge when he left his hat in the fridge.
    • Homestar runs onto the field expecting things to turn out like the original book and keeps acting as if the original ending is taking place as The Umpire spells out that Homestar illegally ran on to the field and will be banned from play.
  • On Break — Homestar praises the Freshmen for their spirit, despite no-one joining in the chant.
  • Flash is Dead! — Strong Bad tries to explain to Homestar that Flash is dying.
    • Homestar thinks that the error message "vulnerable and should be updated" would sound good on his dating profile.
    • Homestar mistakes Strong Bad exclimation of "Horse Gibblets" for the name of Strong Bad's filthy sack, F-Sack.
    • When told "Flash is Dying" Homestar thinks Strong Bad is talking about the DC Superhero of the same name. He also claims to be a way better runner than him.
    • Homestar mistakes Strong Bad's statement that Flash created us all as something religious.
    • When Strong Bad say the need to head for the hills, Homestar wonders if the objects in the background are hill or bushes as Strong Bad tries to tell him he was being figurative. Homestar proceeds to run into them, confirming they are bushes.
    • Homestar thinks HTML5 means "Hyper Text Markup Lotion 5" and offers to "poop" a little out for Strong Bad.
    • Homestar mistakes Strong Bad's analogy of Flash dying being a meteor coming for Earth to mean Strong Bad wants another Deep impact DVD.
    • During his Deep Impact impression, Homestar mixes up the names of the actors with characters they played and mixes up the movie itself with similar disaster movie Armageddon.
  • Characters from Yonder Website — Homestar, along with most of the cast, drinks Smarty Juice that's 10 years out of date and hallucinates an unbelievably soothing children's programme.

Holiday Toons

  • Homestar Runner has a habit of getting character's costumes wrong, including his own.
  • A Holiday Greeting — Homestar accidentally repeats "O Holy Crap" when trying to correct Strong Bad.
  • The House That Gave Sucky Treats
    • On the Smarties selection, Homestar recalls Marzipan telling him to eat loads of them, though he's not sure why.
    • On the Peanuts selection, Homestar starts humming Entrance of the Gladiators for way too long, even knocking on the door again to continue.
  • The Best Decemberween Ever
    • Homestar fails to notice Strong Sad leaning on the wall right in front of him.
    • Homestar insults Marzipan's gift ideas to her face and takes her suggestion to annoy someone else sincerely.
    • Instead of multiple more apt presents he found at Bubs' Concession Stand, Homestar gets Strong Bad a Deep Impact DVD; the same present he got him for the last three Decemberweens.
  • Pumpkin Carve-nival — Homestar doesn't think another him walking around is strange until it's revealed to be Strong Bad in disguise.
  • A Decemberween Pageant — Homestar talks about getting ready for the big Decemberween Pageant, forgetting he's already on stage in front of a crowd.
  • Malloween Commercial — Homestar thinks eyeballs make the sound "Seeeee!".
  • 3 Times Halloween Funjob
    • Homestar can't figure out what Strong Bad has planned for Halloween, despite Strong Bad picking up dubious amounts of toilet paper and eggs.
    • Homestar gets "a million pounds" of "bum candy".
    • Homestar thinks The Treacherous 3 is the third movie in a trilogy.
  • Halloween Fairstival — After selling Strong Bad some Witch's Brew for $10, Homestar is fooled into paying Strong Bad the $10. Homestar then tries to stop breathing for $10.
  • Homestar Runner Presents: Presents — Homestar does some very last minute Decemberween shopping.
    • Homestar sets his alarm to 10 PM instead of AM, "again".
    • Homestar planned to go Decemberween shopping on the 25th of December, not realising that the 25th is Decemberween.
    • In his panic, he runs into the door, falls down the stairs and ends up outside naked somehow.
    • Homestar mistakes Homsar's collection bucket for a complementary spit bucket.
    • Homestar roots through Bubs's 'aught four crap for last minute presents including electrical tape for Pom Pom, a rusty steak knife for Coach Z and a Bannana with an arrow through it for The Poopsmith
    • Homestar takes Bubs's threat of a "kick in the skull with a ribbon on it" to mean Bubs wants ribbons for Decemberween.
    • Homestar gets Marzipan wire cutters for Decemberween. This turns out to work in his favor, to Strong Bad and his own suprise, as Marzipan was looking for a pair to free baby seals caught in crab traps.
    • Homestar then forgets that he got everyone Decemberween presents and starts panicking all over again. Strong Bad tell the audience that this nonsense goes on until New Years.
  • HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!
    • In the "Seven Second Sample" Homestar counts too slowly, only getting up to 5 before the "trial" ends.
    • In the "Trap Door" Sample, Homestar is oblivious to the fact Strong Bad and The Cheat tried to send him down a bottomless pit and dances around on Strong Mad's head.
  • Senorial Day — In the first ad for Bubs' Concession Stand Homestar pretends to make fireworks noises by saying "Explosions! Fireworks!" and claims to be Bubs's son with a fake large eye and set of teeth taped to his face.
  • Happy Fireworks — Homestar brings along a crude drawing of Marzipan on a piece of cardboard, filling in her voice himself. Somehow, Cardboard Marzipan seems to be more aware and intelligent than Homestar himself.
    • Homestar calls Independence Day "Happy Fireworks", which Cardboard Marzipan tries to correct him on.
    • Homestar denies that Marzipan is out of town, before confirming she is as Cardboard Marzipan.
  • Halloween Potion-ma-jig — In this chose-your-own-venture type game:
    • Homestar tells the audience that he's trapped in a haunted mansion and he needs their help to find his costume and escape with a fake HUD coming up on screen. It's quickly revealed he's in his own house and Marzipan hands him his costume at which point he declares "You win!"
    • Homestar drew bugs and ducks over Marzipan's Halloween potion recipe and when she realises, he shouts to her off screen, asking if he can draw bugs and ducks over her Halloween potion recipe.
    • Powder Intro: Homestar dug up an ate a Sandwich that the King of Town buried when he was a child, complaining there was too much mayo.
    • Powder Option 1: Homestar's detailed account of eating the Sandwich includes his washing it in windex to ge the dirt off, making it soggy.
    • Essence Option 2: Homestar claims to be trying to ruin Marzipan's Halloween potion.
    • Essence, all options: Homestar is tricked into running off the cliff by Strong Bad and/or The Cheat.
    • Stirring Utensil Option 2: Homestar sings horribly off key, earning him a chewed up pen from Bubs.
    • Stirring Utensil Option 3: Homestar does a terrible Ronald Regan impression, before he reveals he was trying to be "Keanu Regan", earning him a "terlet brush" from Bubs.
    • Magic Words Intro: Homestar thinks Strong Sad being buried is part of his costume.
    • Magic Words Option 1: Homestar takes Strong Sad's question of "[...] do you even have half a brain?" as Strong Sad's suggestion for magic words.
    • Tofu Ending: After turning back from Tofu Homestar, Homestar sing-songs that Marzipan's costume makes her butt look big.
    • Cyclops Ending: According to Marzipan, Homestar gets double vision because he forgets how to use his eyes, causing him to believe he was dating twins.
  • More Fan Costumes — While Strong Bad is having a freak out after seeing an attractive woman dressed as Homestar Runner, Homestar himself prceeds to make things worse by offering Strong Bad a backrub and calling him sweetie.
  • Fall Float Parade
    • Homestar somehow gets himself stuck on a float parade in a pile of sweat shirts (which, thanks to a misspelled float sign, he calls swe-atshirts) while he's supposed to be watching Bubs' Concession Stand, leading it to get stolen by Strong Mad.
    • In the Easter egg, he replaces the stand with a cardboard box that has "blue face man's store" written on it. He confidently states Bubs will never know the difference.
  • Happy Hallow-day — Homestar's attempts to catch Halloween Night involves trying to bait it out with a chew toy like a puppy, even telling it to sit.
  • Fan Costumes '06 — Homestar Runner claims to have eaten Luigi and that he tasted like Mushrooms.
  • Decemberween Short Shorts — Homestar as a Christmas cookie ornament asks wants to eat himself and mixes up Decemberween with Halloween.
  • Jibblies 2 — As the Jibblies painting picks off the cast one by one:
    • Homestar refuses to answer the phone for Marzipan
  • Fan Costumes '07 — Homestar is convinced a photo of a fan dressed up as him is one of him and a photo of a fan dressed up as The Yello Dello is a photo of Marzipan.
  • Happy Dethemberween — Homestar sleeps with his hedge-clippers under his pillow.
  • Costume Commercial
  • Most in the Graveyard
  • Hooked on Decemberween — Homestar sings that he got everyone presents at the dollar store for 50% off.
  • A Death-Defying Decemberween
  • Doomy Tales of the Macabre
  • Fan Costumes '09
  • Punkin Show
  • A Decemberween Mackerel
  • Which Ween Costumes?
  • April Fool 2014
  • Halloween Safety
  • I Killed Pom Pom
  • The House That Gave Sucky Tricks
  • Fan Costumes 2015

Strong Bad Emails

  • Email credit card — Homestar falls for Strong Bad's blatantly transparent phishing attempt, even noting that "Superfied Credit Union" has the same email address as Strong Bad.
  • Email super powers — Homestar fails to notice Strong Bad using his powers to remove Homestar's cap repeatedly.
  • Email 1 step ahead — Homestar fails to notice Strong Sad has his hands glued to his butt, and takes Strong Sad saying he can't help it the wrong way.
  • Email dullard — The titular Dullard is Homestar, not noticing how Strong Bad is trying to ignore his rambling.
  • Email helium — Homestar mistakes The Cheat, inflated by helium for "an ugly bird".
  • Email your friends — Homestar willingly and enthusiastically puts his head into a vat of hot lava on Strong Bad's request.
  • Email 50 emails — Homestar crashes the Compy 386 through attempting to delete an email and leave a fake "everything's fine" message.
  • Email island — Homester thinks an old flyer for the Super Bowl has "saved" him and Strong Bad.
  • Email monster truck — Homestar's part in Awexome Cross '98 involves Strong Mad smashing Marzipan's guitar over his head.
  • Email fingers — Homestar wears ridiculous fake arms.
  • Email the show — Homestar can't seem to remember whether he's running a talk show or a game show.
  • Email caper — A sleepy Homestar mistakes Strong Bad and The Cheat for Strong Sad and Batman, then thanks them for breaking his cow lamp.
  • Email 2 emails — Homestar uses Strong Bad's blender and Game Boy to try and make a time machine.
  • Email privileges — Homestar thinks The Cheat burning magazines counts as getting a subscription.
  • Email anything — Homestar takes over answering Strong Bad's email.
    • He seems to think he's teaching a class while doing so.
    • He gets mad when the email refers to him as Strong Bad. Despite saying he'll let is slide, he then holds back the sender after "class".
    • Somehow believes the sender is called Jerome when they signed the email as "Dan".
    • Homestar once used old Sega Tapes as coasters.
    • Homestar once made shoes out of shoeboxes.
    • And Homestar finishes the email by making a wet computer out of Strong Bad's computer and proceeds to pour Mountain Dew over the 386's keyboard.
  • Email stunt double — Homestar is in shot by accident in one scene.
  • Email date — Homestar spends his date with Marzipan having her play a guessing game where he says an option not available, kicking her shin and spitting his "coffee" into her face.
  • Email impression — Homestar's Strong Sad costume has shoes that look like hippo's heads rather than feet, he misidentifies them as elephants and he somehow got a sock taped to his head without realising.
  • Email couch patch — Homestar thinks the email is titled "Teddy Graham Memories" and recalls the time he spat Teddy Grahams onto the ceiling of the basement.
  • Email local news — Bubs charges Homestar $5 to stand in line and he declares it the best $5 he's ever spent.
  • Email caffeine — Homestar's science project consists entirely of a single brown puddle and a sign with "AWW MAN. IT MELTED." written on it.
  • Email army — Sick of playing second fiddle to Strong Bad and The Cheat, Homestar forms the Homestarmy to invade Strong Badia.
    • Homestar mispronounces Colonel as Col-on-el.
    • He tries to recruit Strong Bad to invade his own country.
    • His speech includes him stating that he'll place a fake beard on The Tire.
    • Homestar declares a retreat when the invasion clashes with a badminton game.
    • When delivering the bad news of Frank Bennedetto's (a popcorn maker) death to Frank's mother (a microwave), he tries to get the $5 Frank owed him off her.
  • Email the bet — Homestar thinks he's lost the bet until informed otherwise and declares that if Strong Bad told him to jump off a bridge, he would.
  • Email monument — Homestar is distracted from putting on pants by the arrival of The Thnikkaman.
  • Email flashback — Homestar believes he might live in The House of the Brothers Strong.

Marzipan's Answering Machine

  • Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2 — After leaving a message breaking up with Marzipan, Homestar tries to correct the error by replacing her answering machine tape with a fake one where he poorly imitates the usual calls Marzipan gets, including one of himself.

Games

Others

  • Where My Hat Is At? — Homestar Runner left his hat in the Fridge.
  • Broken Compy Menu — Homestar complains to Bubs about the Concession Stand, despite Bubs not being there.
    • When Bubs returns Homestar claims he was talking to nobody, then everybody, then Strong Mad. When Bubs asks where Strong Mad went, Homestar claims he flew away.
    • Bubs sells the "slightly shotgunned" Compy386 to Homestar as a "low priced automobile".

Stupid Things Homestar's Said

Big Toons

Shorts

  • Fluffy Puff Commercial
    • "Before I drink a tall glass of melonade, I like to eat about 147 Flushy Push Marfmallows. Seriously folks, they're—"
    • "Before I drink something, oftentimes I eat something too."
    • "Before I drink 147 glasses of melonade, I eat 147 Fluffity Puffity Marshalades."
    • "Before I eat a tall slice of marmalade I like to drink lots and lots of marshmallows. I mean Fluffy Puffies."
  • Where's the Cheat? — "Hey, stupid! I brought you this stuff! Oh, I mean, I brought you this veggie burger."

Holiday Toons

Strong Bad Emails

  • Email helium — "Whoa, Marzipan. Check out that ugly bird. [...] No way! The Cheat is one fine-looking young man. That is an ugly bird."
  • Email specially marked — "Blah, Strong Bad, blah! I'm a crappy Stuntman!"

Marzipan's Answering Machine

  • Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0 — "Oh, hey, Marzipan! This is Homestar. Um, I was wondering if you could help me with a dilemma I'm having. I can't think of what to get my girlfriend for Valentine's Day. Um, she's kind of annoying, and overbearing, and kind of a big hippie. So if you could {slowly realizes that he's talking about Marzipan} buh... oh. {poorly imitates operator error tone} Doo doo doo!! The number you have reached is not... your boyfriend calling you... uh... right now. {poorly imitates dial tone} Doooooo do do do do dooooooo this is the dial tone dooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Okay, bye!"
  • Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2 — After leaving a message breaking up with Marzipan, Homestar tries to correct the error by replacing her answering machine tape with a fake one.
    • {deep voice} "Oh, hey, Marzipan. This is the Strong Baad. Uh... go around... go around with doo doo on your head... 'cause it could be funny. Okay, bye. Beep!"
    • {imitating Coach Z} "Oh... great job. Oh, I mean... great job. Oh, I mean... great job. Boop!"
    • {depressed monotone} "Oh, hey Marzipan this is Strong Sad. Um... some animal died. Boop!"

Games

  • Who Said What Now? — "Now spell encyclopedia.... What? I'm supposed to what?! Oh, man... I blew it real bad this time."

Others

  • First Time Here?
    • "Welcome to HomestarRunner.net."
    • "Oh right, HomestarRunner.net. It's dot com!"
    • "Something.com!"
    • "Welcome aboard the USS Homestarrunner.com. I am your captain, Homestar Runner—"
    • "Bienvenidos a Homestarrunner.com. ¿Conoces a Miguel? ¡Sí! Somos buenos amigos—"
    • "I am Homestar, and This is A Website!"
    • "Oh, hello! I'm Homestar Runner! ... Isn't that great?"
  • Homestar Runner's Character Video — "If I had to pick one word to describe myself, it would probably be... Fluffy Puff Marshmallows. Or Homestar. Either one, really. They both fit."
  • Strong Bad's Character Video
    • "Well, I was gonna get a high five, but, I see that I'm already here."
    • "That sounds re-ZON-able."

Stupid Things Homestar's Imagined

Mongolian Beef Wig

Strong Bad claimed in 4 branches that the list of stupid things Homestar has imagined is so long that it has its own spreadsheet. Homestar's imagination is rarely shown in full on screen but is shown to be a strange and stupid place when it does.

  • Email colonization — Homestar addresses the imaginary masses who cheer his statements declaring eggs to not be a fruit; dirty diapers to no longer be legal tender; and that guys called Henry can no longer call themselves Hank.
  • Email 4 Branches — Clicking on "spreadsheet" brings up Homestar's idea for a wig made of Mongolian Beef.
  • Email from work — Homestar's dream job is to "be the guy who flies around on that big plastic goldfish, painting the clouds with an oversized novelty toothbrush".
  • Donut Unto Others — Homestar claims to have dreamt that "[he] was a French long-jump champion with eight wooden legs!" but from what we see, he's a Mexican high-jump champion with only one leg.

See Also

[[Category:Homestar Runner running gags]]

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