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| - | |'''<big>Monkey D's Quote of the Week</big>
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| - | "Dang, Strong Body! Without all that extra head ballast, your moves are twicely fresh! Twicely fresh!"'''
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| - | [[Image:hasmatt.png|thumb|150px|No, that's not me.]]
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| - | Hi, Tubbs! This is Has Matt? speaking. Typing. Whatever. You can just call me "Matt" for short. (But if you're going to type my full name, ''please don't forget the question mark!'') My real name is Taylor, and I'm a 13 years old boy living in the Dallas/Fort Worth area of Texas. I'm just another editor on this fine wiki of ours. I'm a huge geek, so naturally I love Homestar Runner.
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| - | ==My Fangoriously Long History==
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| - | I first discovered H*R in 2003, when this fellow geek told me about it. I thought it was going to be another one of those "Badger, Badger, Badger" things that were flying around the Internet like crazy those days. What I found was a lot better than I expected. The first toon I watched was probably [[First Time Here?]] (unlike the rest of yous guys that went straight to [[dragon]]). I thought it was hilarious, so I decided to watch more. That's when my initial fascination came to an abrupt halt. The first things I watched were the older toons, like [[A Jorb Well Done]] and [[Where's The Cheat?]] While there were good, they weren't exactly "LOL" material. So I stopped visiting for a while.
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| - | A few months later, that same person from before again referred me to the site, so I tried again. This time I watched some more toons and played some of the games, and they made me laugh a bit more, but I wasn't hooked yet. Then one day, after I had checked out nearly everything else on the site, I went to the Strong Bad Emails.
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| - | "Why did you visit the emails last?" you might ask. I don't really know, to be honest. I was stupid back then. But anyway, I checked out the emails and I was hooked. I became an avid fan of Homestar, checking the site nearly every Monday for updates. My favorite email at the time was [[kids' book]]. Seeing Albert rig the enemy base with explosives still kills me to this day.
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| - | Sometime around the middle of 2005, I discovered the Wiki. Don't ask me how, I was on a sugar high that day. However, I didn't become a member just yet. Frankly, I didn't even know ''how'' to become a member. What a n00b I was. I just looked around the Wiki and admired the tireless work of the people that made it possible. Then I noticed some things that were wrong with some of the pages, and when I finally discovered how to make an acoount, I decided to do so, and I have been happily contributing to this Wiki ever since.
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| - | Aww. What a happy ending.
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| - | ==Contribs==
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| - | {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=lightgreen|codebkgd=#000000|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:KidspeedyHR.png|40px]]|msg=This user has won a '''[[Kid Speedy|mills bills]]'''.}}
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| - | {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FC9|codebkgd=#963|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:boom box.png|40px]]|msg=This user listens to '''[[radio|college radio]]'''.}}
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| - | {{userbox|border=#008000|mainbkgd=#E0FFFF|codebkgd=#20B2AA|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Commandos in the Classroom.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite toon is '''[[Commandos in the Classroom]]'''.}}
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| - | ===Page Creations===
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| - | *[[Peas]]
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| - | *[[The Proud Anselmo]]
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| - | *[[Diapers]]
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| - | *[[Hollerin' Jimmy's Hobby Kit]]
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| - | *[[Dreamaway Johnny]]
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| - | *[[School Paste]]
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| - | *[[Cardboard Boxes]]
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| - | *[[The Cheat's Glowsticks]]
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| - | *[[Tree Hugging]]
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| - | *[[Peanuts]]
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| - | *Email [[death metal]]
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| - | *[[Made-Up Body Parts]]
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| - | *[[Presidents]]
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| - | *[[:Category:The Sad Kids Filmography|The Sad Kids Filmography]]
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| - | *[[Trailer Home]]
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| - | *[[Grrl]]
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| - | *[[Jurvy-Skat]]
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| - | *[[Bowler Hats]]
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| - | *[[Naked Homestar]]
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| - | *[[Secret Identities]]
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| - | *Email [[myths & legends]]
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| - | *[[Needlepoint]] (my first transcription, even if it is a puny one)
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| - | *[[Chuck Taylor All-Stars]]
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| - | *[[Flashforward (disambiguation)]]
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| - | *[[Some Type of Online Auction]] (originally a redirect)
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| - | *[[Pterodactyl]]
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| - | *[[Robots]]
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| - | *Email [[lady fan]]
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| - | *[[Buck Webb, Extraordinaire]]
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| - | *[[Gymnasium]]
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| - | *[[News Articles]]
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| - | *[[Pom Pom's Hypothetical Family]]
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| - | *[[Underwear]]
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| - | *[[Spaceships]]
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| - | *[[Gold]]
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| - | *[[Edgar#Edgar's Baby's Daddy|Edgar's Baby's Daddy]]
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| - | *[[Strong Sad's Severed Head]]
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| - | *[[The Big Lebowski]]
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| - | *[[Tiny-Handed Strong Bad]]
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| - | *[[Supra Modern Telegram]]
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| - | *[[Middle School Variation]]
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| - | *[[Alleyway]]
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| - | *[[Swimming Pool]]
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| - | *[[Butter]]
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| - | *[[Brains]]
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| - | ===<s>Miccelaneous Micellaneos</s> Random Crap===
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| - | [[Image:defender_of_the_wiki.jpg|thumb|116px|'''Thanks for the reverting!''']]
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| - | *Added some places to [[Teen Girl Squad Locations]]
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| - | *Welcomed about 200 users, I stopped counting a while ago.
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| - | *Removed the bold and italics from almost every Inside Joke or Running Gag page that had them
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| - | *At the suggestion of [[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]], I made [[Toilets]] into a listing of appearances.
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| - | *Figured out [[User:LePorello|LePorello]]'s Latin translation thing. It was a Homsar quote.
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| - | *Trancribed the DVD Dullard strips in [[dullard]].
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| - | *Started page and transcript for [[death metal]] and did other stuff with it
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| - | *Changed all instances of "Strongbadia" to "Strong Badia"
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| - | *Cleaned up [[Tangerine Dreams]]
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| - | *Helping bring [[The Geddup Noise]] up to featured article status
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| - | *Linked to Toons, Games, Characters, and all that crap in every main page
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| - | *Did major overhauls of the [[Peasant's Quest Preview]], [[Malloween Commercial]], and [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]] transcripts.
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| - | *Helped make [[Blue Laser]] a featured article!
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| - | *Updated the [[Sketchbook]] and [[Weekly Fanstuff]] for April 12, 2007.
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| - | ==Things I Wish Homsar Would Say==
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| - | <big>'''NOTE: THIS HAS BEEN MOVED TO MY [[User:Has Matt?/Homsar quotes|SUBPAGE]]. PLEASE CONTINUE TO ADD QUOTES.'''</big>
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| - | == Rock Opera ==
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| - | I made a [[rock opera]] considting of one word from each of the disscussions on my [[User talk:Has Matt?|talk pages]]. Now it may not make a whole lotta sense, but when have I ever backed down from an awesome idea, right? Now let's get this train wreck a-rollin'!
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| - | <pre>Set these pie people on a rock,
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| - | breaking forgotten welcome!
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| - | Some different double really noticed the warehouse.
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| - | Cool boxes out on my style,
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| - | It's the perfect pudding guild
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| - | after fish didn't matter.
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| - | Grood sounds, kick-awesome sleep!
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| - | Skittles check it out too!
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| - | Really gonna get lazy weird crap.
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| - | Battle forward!
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| - | Go, pizza!
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| - | That Soylent tasted sweeter DAFFODILS!</pre>
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| - | ==Just an ordinary day at the Wiki...==
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| - | ====28 January 2007====
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| - | *([[Special:Log/block|Block log]]); 14:92 . . [[User:Kilroy|Kilroy]] ([[User talk:Kilroy|Sailed the ocean blue]] | [[Special:Contributions/Kilroy|ctrbs]]) ''(blocked "[[User:The Chort]]" with an expiry time of whatever: Put a block log entry into the deletion log.)''
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| - | *([[Special:Log/block|Deletion log]]); 14:41 . . [[User:The Chort|The Chort]] ([[User talk:The Chort|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/The Chort|ctrbs]]) (''blocked "[http://www.jamesblunt.com/| James Blunt]" with an expiry time of infinite: For producing crappy music)''
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| - | *([[Special:Log/delete|Deletion log]]); 14:41 . . [[User:Lapper|Lapper]] ([[User talk:Lapper|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Lapper|ctrbs]]) ''(deleted "[[This is not a page.|Strong Bad Email]]": Merged with [[Main Page]].)''
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| - | *([[Special:Random|diff]]) ([[Special:Random|hist]]) . . '''m''' [[for kids]]; 14:39 . . [[User:Tom|Tom]] ([[User talk:Tom|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Tom|ctrbs]]) ''(Reverted edit of Jay, changed back to last version by NSMC7364825482)''
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| - | *([[Special:Log/block|Block log]]); 14:39 . . [[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] ([[User talk:BazookaJoe|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/BazookaJoe|ctrbs]]) ''(blocked "[[User:It's dot com]]" with an expiry time of infinite: Rogue admin from the future!)''
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| - | *([[Special:Log/block|Block log]]); 14:39 . . [[User:JoeyDay|JoeyDay]] ([[User talk:JoeyDay|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/JoeyDay|ctrbs]]) ''(blocked "[[User:JoeyDay]]" with an expiry time of infinite: GOODBYE WORLD!)''
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| - | *([[Special:Log/block|Block log]]); 14:38 . . [[User:JoeyDay|JoeyDay]] ([[User talk:JoeyDay|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/JoeyDay|ctrbs]]) ''(blocked "<span style="color:#0000FF">User:Has Matt?</span>" with an expiry time of infinite: Vandalism)''
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| - | *([[Special:Log/block|Block log]]); 14:37 . . [[User:Willy ON WHEELS!|Willy ON WHEELS!]] ([[User talk:Willy ON WHEELS!|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Willy ON WHEELS!|ctrbs]]) ''(blocked "[[User:Salty]]" with an expiry time of infinite: WoW)''
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| - | *([[Special:Log/block|Block log]]); 14:35 . . [[User:Salty|Salty]] ([[User talk:Salty|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Salty|ctrbs]]) ''(blocked "[[User:Stu]]" with an expiry time of infinite: Drank too much Salty plum soda)''
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| - | ==Pretty Awesome Quotes==
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| - | [[Image:2mss.PNG|thumb|See, kids? This is what you get when you tamper with the DNA evidence!]]
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| - | *"Speaking of the past, Mr.-I-don't-like-using-edit-summ...LOOK! IT'S ELVIS!" - [[User:Kookykman|Kookykman]]
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| - | *"Finland is nice, but it's illegal to watch Friday the 13th there. For that, I have never forgiven them." - [[User:Homsarroks|Homsarroks]]
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| - | *"Hi! You've got the H-star-C! I'm the Amanda. I am getting my master's degree in computer science at MIT and am currently wasting time." - [[User:Homestar Coder|Homestar Coder]]
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| - | *"Ow! My young age!" - [[User:Lapper|Lapper]]
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| - | *"You just deleted your goals. ''I'' thought they were interesting." - [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]
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| - | *"Own it now for—oh, what's the use; you wouldn't have the spine." - [[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]]
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| - | *"And that's why come Schubert was so awesome." - [[User:Heimstern Läufer|Heimstern Läufer]]
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| - | *"The Paper is deus ex machina, simple as that. Just a really boring version of deus ex machina." - [[User:InterruptorJones|Interruptor Jones]]
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| - | *"I like that page. It's my precious." - [[User:Thunderbird L17|Thunderbird L17]]
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| - | *"Woah.. ''The Sound of Fat''.. This could be the new Broadway musical hit! I'll make hundreds!" — [[User:E.L. Cool|E.L. Cool]]
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| - | *"Let your anger be as a monkey in a pinata, hiding with the candy, hoping the kids don't break through with a stick." - [[User:Thesmokingmonkey|The Smoking Monkey]]
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| - | *"Three months later, I had watched EVERY toon on the site at least once and finally decided to sign up with a unique and imaginative username. As you can see, I didn't succeed." - [[User:The Chort|The Chort]]
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| - | *"I also wish to inquire why your name lacks syllables." - [[User:Sir Strong Bad|Sir Strong Bad]]
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| - | *"You win a pony. Please drive to the next window to pick up." - [[User:Tony Stony|Tony Stony]]
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| - | *"I'm glad I had that accident...wait, that doesn't sound right." - [[User:ISlayedTheKerrek|ISlayedTheKerrek]]
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| - | *"To be a successful geek or nerd, one must step back every once in a while and say the following phrase, "It's just a (Movie/TV show/Internet Comic)." Then move on to the next argument." - [[User:Houdin654jeff|Houdin654jeff]]
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| - | *"Does the Wiki have a <strike>doll</strike> troll in it? Or maybe a <strike>train</strike> troll?" - [[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]]
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| - | *"A penny saved is a penny earned, and a penny earned (to me) is a penny spent. A penny spent means you could buy 1/25 of a gumball." - [[User:Cheatachu72|Cheatachu72]]
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| - | *"Oh, and sorry about having such a goofy user name. My real name is hm*h0mey587." - [[User:Bill|Bill]]
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| - | *"I ususally just tell them I am doing research on what the world might be without any hypothetical situations." - [[User:Invisible Robot Fish|Invisible Robot Fish]]
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| - | *"metaphors are useless; they only prolong awkward conversations about relationships and basketball." [[User:Seriously|Seriously]] 23:37, 1 January 2006 (UTC)
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| - | *"it is now beyond all doubt that cigarettes are the largest cause of statistics" - [[User:Ciberdude444|Ciberdude444]]'
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| - | *"It's not gonna put mustard on it self! ...That is '''NOT''' mustard!" - [[User:Nckinfn04|Nckinfn04]]
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| - | *"Roses are #ff0000, Violets are #0000ff, All My Base Are Belong To You!" - [[User:Benol|Benol]]
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| - | *"I turn into Mr. Hyde and murder them. Then skip town. So far, I think Seattle is my 2542th city I've lived in." - [[User:Bubsty|Bubsty]]
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| - | *"Some trees are big. Some trees are small. But all trees are so big." - [[Special:Random|My Little Brother]]
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| - | *"In Soviet Russia, Strong Bad emails YOU!" - [[User:138.88.4.219|138.88.4.219]]
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| - | *"MOUNTAIN DEWWWWWW!" - [[User:Point7Q|Point7Q]]
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you knew it would happen, yea I knew you would, so stop reverting, and I'll rhyme real good.
