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<div class=usermessage>January 11, 2006... the [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:Bubsty&diff=235218&oldid=235124 end of an era...] we'll all miss you, Bubsty.</div>
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Hey Crapface! Why don'tch blow it out your ear! Your pal, Dr. Who
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Welcome to the  '''Flat Lightning''', the [[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|Fruity Pig]] knowledge-base that [[HRWiki:Introduction|UFOs can vacuum]].
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We're currently being lazy, so there are [[Special:Statistics|negative 6]] [[Special:Allpages|toasters]] about our favorite pocket mouse.
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'''Kenny Rogers:''' [[Main Pages|Engrish]]&nbsp;| [[Toons|Tom Thumb]]&nbsp;| [[Games|Traveler's Check]]&nbsp;| [[Characters|Light Bulbs]]&nbsp;| [[Downloads|Daydreams]]&nbsp;| [[Store|Acura]]&nbsp;| [[Email|Black Holes]]&nbsp;| [[Legal|Abominable Hats]]&nbsp;| [[Museum|Craig]]</p>
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=== Talk to the Hand! ===
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<p style="margin: 0.5em 0 0.5em;"><span style="font-variant: small-caps;">'''Bunk Beds:'''</span> [[Strong Bad Email|Connecticut]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Marzipan's Answering Machine|Protein]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Teen Girl Squad|Food Network]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Powered by The Cheat|Assisant Manager]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Puppet Stuff|Purple]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Holiday Toons|McNuggets]]</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.5em 0 0.5em;"><span style="font-variant: small-caps;">'''Flavors:'''</span> [[Quote of the Week|Neutral]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Weekly Fanstuff|Personal Foul]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Sketchbook|Super Lint]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Random Toon|Hair Gel]]</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.5em 0 0.5em;"><span style="font-variant: small-caps;">'''Rock-Climbing:'''</span> [[Secret Pages|Homecoming Queen]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Places|Frogs]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Items|Jupiter]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Songs|Park Place]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Glossary|Cornbread]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Interviews and Public Appearances|Dumb Blonde Jokes]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Links|Kosher]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Inside Jokes|Adverbs]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Running Gags|Uncle Bob]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Sightings|Goldilocks]] </p>
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=== This Season's Fashion Styles ===
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[[Image:Strongmadfireworks.PNG|left|200px|]]
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'''[[Holiday Toons|Daffodils]]''' are made up almost entirely of rubber planets, and their particpation in the latest chapter books have made Romans look like trapezoids. Bathing in the language is not only permitted, it too wears glasses. Bozo the Clown recently turned acidic this afternoon, with the desperate claim of "I found it in my shoe!" It is not known if he merely borrowed it, or if the dog was running. Either way, turn on your car alarm for an extremely talented cardboard gym, with over 273 old cans of lizards with long eyebrows. This side effect of haircuts is not intended to break the world record, but to serve the master in every way possible. I hate soccer.
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<div align="right" class="noprint">'''[[HRWiki:Featured article nominations|Throw a Frisbee]]''' &middot; '''[[HRWiki:Featured articles|More Girl Scout Cookies...]]'''</div>
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=== What's pie? ===
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''Recent trombones to the unofficial Flaming Duck Recipe.''
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{{whatsnew}}
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'''[[H*R.com updates 2005|Less toll-free numbers...]]'''
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<div style="border: 1px solid #ffad80; padding: .5em 1em; color: #000; background-color: #fff7cb; margin: 3px 3px 0; text-align: center">If you've found this power plant dizzy, please consider [[HRWiki:Donations|sleeping on it twice]]. Basketballs are used primarily to congratulate the vast majority of dancing hobos.</div> __NOTOC__ __NOEDITSECTION__
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==The Land of Cheese Graters==
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[[Image:Trogdor_mouth.PNG|thumb|Rather Dashing hitting Trogdor's mouth... somehow.]]
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'''Welcome...to the awesome, mind numbing, spine tingling, heart stopping, spell casting, couch potato...ing...montrosity that is...dun dun DUNN...THE WORST USER PAGE IN THE UNIVERSE!!!''' Yep, that's right, Alex, if you came here, you came here '''BY MISTAKE!!!''' This... '''SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SOMEDAY!!!''' '''THRILL!''' as you dicover a page with some, count em, '''SOME''', graphics! '''CHILL!''' as you keep reading my drunken ramblings about life on Mars while eating a bucket of '''SYRUP!!!''' [insert generic verb here]! as you watch '''ME''' wait in '''LINE''' to at the '''MOVIES''' to see '''HARRY POTTER! THE FOURTH ONE!!!''' Hopefully, by now, you realize that this page is pointless with no...um...point...other than, to, um...yeah. '''MUHAHAHAHAHAA!''' Wait, you're not a fish!
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'''ZEEKY H BOMB:''' ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG!
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'''{boom}'''
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'''NOT AGAIN!'''
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No, I'm not a troll. I'm Has Matt? And no, The Poopsmith is NOT my favorite character. Wanna guess? Oooh, I love guessing games!   
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I give up. It's Homsar! The captain of the gravy train! Don't look now! He's just a friendly reminder! Um, I juess this is the part where I tell you my contributions. Yeah. Let's see here...
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==Contribs, yo==
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{{userbox|border=#00008B|mainbkgd=#F5F5F5|codebkgd=#0000CD |codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=WP|msg=This user is also on '''[[Wikipedia:User:Has Matt?|Wikipedia]]'''.}}
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{{userbox|border=#660066|mainbkgd=#6633CC|codebkgd=#9966CC|codecolor=#000000|code=WA|msg=This user is also on '''<span class="plainlinks">[http://weirdal.wikicities.com/wiki/User:YourUserName Weird Al Wiki]</span>'''.}}
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{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#3399FF|codebkgd=#FF0000|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=<small><small>HR Wooky</small></small>|msg=<font color="white"><center>This user is also on '''<span class="plainlinks">[http://hrwooky.wikicities.com/wiki/User:Homestar Homestar Runner Wooky]</span>'''.</center>}}
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{{userbox|border=#006400|mainbkgd=#ADFF2F|codebkgd=#2E8B57|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:HomsarPotion-ma-jig.png|30px]]|msg=This user enjoys doing '''[[HRWiki:WikiGnome|Gnome work]]'''.}}
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{{userbox|border=#AAA|mainbkgd=#EEE|codebkgd=#EEF|codecolor=#000000|code=<small><small>'''STUFF'''</small></small>|msg=This user likes to vote on '''[[HRWiki:STUFF|STUFF]]'''.}}
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{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CC6666|codebkgd=#FF6666|codecolor=#000000|code=HI|msg=This user is on the '''[[HRWiki:Welcoming committee|welcoming committee]]'''.}}
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{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#3333CD|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:homsar_shirt_logo_back.PNG|40px]]|msg=<span style="color:white">This user was '''[[interview|<span style="color:white">raised by a cup of coffee</span>]]'''.</span>}}
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===Page Creations===
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*[[Peas]]
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*[[The Proud Anselmo]]
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*[[Diapers]]
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*[[Hollerin' Jimmy's Hobby Kit]]
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*[[Dreamaway Johnny]]
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*[[School Paste]]
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*[[The Cheat's Glowsticks]]
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*Email [[death metal]]
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*[[Presidents]]
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*[[:Category:The Sad Kids Filmography|The Sad Kids Filmography]]
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*[[Trailer Home]]
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*[[Needlepoint]] (my first transcription, even if it is a puny one)
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*[[Chuck Taylor All-Stars]]
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===<s>Miccelaneous Micellaneos</s> Random Crap===
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*Recently, at the suggestion of [[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]], I made [[Toilets]] into a listing of appearances.
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*Figured out [[User:LePorello|LePorello]]'s Latin translation thing. It was a Homsar quote.
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*Trancribed the DVD Dullard strips in [[dullard]].
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*Started page and transcript for [[death metal]] and did other stuff with it
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*Contributed to [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki:Sandbox&oldid=251699 this piece of crap]. OK, so it's not really a contrib, but it needed to be linked somewhere.
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*My userpage is #30 on [[Special:Mostlinked|Most linked to pages]]. So I got that going for me. Which is nice.
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*Over 5,500 total edits
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*Either my Compy is acting up again, or I have 28,000 page views. I doe not know how the heck that happened. Just... unsettling.
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Most of the Wiki-stuff I do round here is adding links to other articles where I can. Sometimes I add content to an article where I see it could be added, you know, kinda sprucing up the article. I was going to make [[Other Little Girl]] but someone beat me to it. Now who could it possibly have been? Oh, well. Right now you're probably half bored to half bored to half bored to half bored to bored to half bored half bored to death. Whoa. Deja vu. Anydangway, like I said before, this is my page. Updated somedays. w00t. ''{Current Troll Count: This page has been vandalised'' '''''5''''' ''time(s).}''
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==Things I Wish Homsar Would Say==
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[[Image:Wikistress3D 1 v3.jpg|thumb|Spring Break is le Awexome.]]
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<big>'''NOTE: THIS HAS BEEN MOVED TO MY [[User talk:Has Matt?#Things I Wish Homsar Would Say|TALK PAGE]]. PLEASE CONTINUE TO ADD QUOTES.'''</big>
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==IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION! VIEW AT YOUR OWN RISK!==
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Post the answer on my talk page... '''IF YOU DARE!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA'''&mdash; *cough cough* Ahem... sorry about that. Must've got a toenail caught in my throat.
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'''QUESTION:''' What is the next number in this sequence? 2001, 2010, 2061, ????
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And... [[User:Seriously|Seriously]] got it. Again. See the tlak page for the answer.
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== Pretty Awesome Rock Opera ==
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Recently, I made a [[rock opera]] considting of one word from each of the disscussions on my [[User talk:Has Matt?|talk pages]]. Now it may not make a whole lotta sense, but when have I ever backed down from an awesome idea, right? Now let's get this train wreck a-rollin'!
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<pre>Set these pie people on a rock,
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breaking forgotten welcome!
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Some different double really noticed the warehouse.
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Cool boxes out on my style,
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gone for infinite badgers first.
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It's the perfect pudding guild
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after fish didn't matter.
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Grood sounds, kick-awesome sleep!
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Skittles check it out too!
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Really gonna get lazy weird crap.
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Battle forward!
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Go, pizza!
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That Soylent tasted sweeter DAFFODILS!</pre>
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==Pretty Awesome Quotes==
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*"Speaking of the past, Mr.-I-don't-like-using-edit-summ...LOOK! IT'S ELVIS!" - [[User:Kookykman|Kookykman]]
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*"Finland is nice, but it's illegal to watch Friday the 13th there. For that, I have never forgiven them." - [[User:Homsarroks|Homsarroks]]
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*"Hi! You've got the H-star-C! I'm the Amanda. I am getting my master's degree in computer science at MIT and am currently wasting time." - [[User:Homestar Coder|Homestar Coder]]
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*"Ow! My young age!" - [[User:Lapper|Lapper]]
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*"You just deleted your goals. ''I'' thought they were interesting." - [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]
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*"Take that, James Dean!" - [[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]]
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*"And that's why come Schubert was so awesome." - [[User:Heimstern Läufer|Heimstern Läufer]]
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*"The Paper is deus ex machina, simple as that. Just a really boring version of deus ex machina." - [[User:InterruptorJones|Interruptor Jones]]
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*"I like that page. It's my precious." - [[User:Thunderbird L17|Thunderbird L17]]
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*"Woah.. ''The Sound of Fat''.. This could be the new Broadway musical hit! I'll make hundreds!" — [[User:E.L. Cool|E.L. Cool]]
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*"Let your anger be as a monkey in a pinata, hiding with the candy, hoping the kids don't break through with a stick." - [[User:Thesmokingmonkey|The Smoking Monkey]]
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*"Three months later, I had watched EVERY toon on the site at least once and finally decided to sign up with a unique and imaginative username. As you can see, I didn't succeed." - [[User:The Chort|The Chort]]
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*"I also wish to inquire why your name lacks syllables." - [[User:Sir Strong Bad|Sir Strong Bad]]
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*"You win a pony. Please drive to the next window to pick up." - [[User:Tony Stony|Tony Stony]]
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*"I'm glad I had that accident...wait, that doesn't sound right." - [[User:ISlayedTheKerrek|ISlayedTheKerrek]]
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*"To be a successful geek or nerd, one must step back every once in a while and say the following phrase, "It's just a (Movie/TV show/Internet Comic)." Then move on to the next argument." - [[User:Houdin654jeff|Houdin654jeff]]
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*"Does the Wiki have a <strike>doll</strike> troll in it? Or maybe a <strike>train</strike> troll?" - [[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]]
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*"A penny saved is a penny earned, and a penny earned (to me) is a penny spent. A penny spent means you could buy 1/25 of a gumball." - [[User:Cheatachu72|Cheatachu72]]
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*"Oh, and sorry about having such a goofy user name. My real name is hm*h0mey587." - [[User:Bill|Bill]]
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*"I ususally just tell them I am doing research on what the world might be without any hypothetical situations." - [[User:Invisible Robot Fish|Invisible Robot Fish]]
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*"metaphors are useless; they only prolong awkward conversations about relationships and basketball." [[User:Seriously|Seriously]] 23:37, 1 January 2006 (UTC)
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*"it is now beyond all doubt that cigarettes are the largest cause of statistics" - [[User:Ciberdude444|Ciberdude444]]'
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*"It's not gonna put mustard on it self! ...That is '''NOT''' mustard!" - [[User:Nckinfn04|Nckinfn04]]
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*"Roses are #ff0000, Violets are #0000ff, All My Base Are Belong To You!" - [[User:Benol|Benol]]
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*"Some trees are big. Some trees are small. But all trees are so big." - [[Special:Random|My Little Brother]]
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*"In Soviet Russia, Strong Bad emails YOU!" - [[User:138.88.4.219|138.88.4.219]]
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==Pretty Awesome AYB Parody==
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    In A.D. 2006
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    Traslation was beginning.
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    Heimstern: What happen?
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    Dot com: Somebody set up us the cupcake.
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    Thunderbird: We get Traslation.
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    Heimstern: What !
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    Thunderbird: Main wiki turn on.
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    Heimstern: It's You !!
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    Elcool: How are you users !!
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    Elcool: All your cupcake are belong to me.
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    Elcool: You are on the way to having-your-cupcakes-taken-away-from-you.
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    Heimstern: What you say !!
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    Elcool: You have no chance to edit make your contribs.
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    Elcool: HE HE HE HE ....
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    Heimstern: Bake off every 'cupcake' !!
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    Heimstern: You know what you doing.
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    Heimstern: Bake 'cupcake'.
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    Heimstern: For great justice.
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By {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}}
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==Pretty Awesome Parody of the HRWiki==
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[http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Some_kinda_robot Clicky clicky!]
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Seriously, click it. Funny stuff. ''Warning: This link leads to the [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/ Uncyclopedia], and although the article contains no profanity, the website does. Please don't sue me.''
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==Pretty Awesome Users==
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Do something fairly awesome and I'll put your name here! <small>Restrictions apply. Results may vary. Batteries not included.</small>
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*[[User:Homsarroks|Homsarroks]] - For mentioning me on his User Page and for proclaiming Homsar's awesomeness!
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*[[User:Salty|Salty]] - For contributing much stuff to ze Wiki and for overall awesomeness!
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*[[User:Bubsty|Bubsty]] - May his memory forever live in our hearts and minds! Good luck, Bubsty, and thanks for everything!
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*[[User:JoeyDay|Joey Day]] - For creating a truly awexome site! You rule, man.
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*[[User:Lapper|Lapper]] - For welcoming me when I was new here!
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*[[User:KieferSkunk|KieferSkunk]] - For fixing my sig and making it SO GOOD!
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*[[User:The thing|The thing]] - For putting me on his Cool People list!
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*[[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] - The Wiki truly would not be where it is today without him.
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*[[User:Marth 99|Marth 99]] - For putting me on his Cool People list! Whoa, deja vu.
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*[[User:Dantheburgerking|Dantheburgerking]] - Once again, for putting me on his cool people list!
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*[[User:Some HSR themed username|Some HSR themed username]] - For defending my first ever article, [[The Proud Anselmo]]! Yep, that was you.
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*[[User:Bluebry muffin|Bluebry muffin]] - Really cool and friendly, too!
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*[[User:Teh Frossty One|Teh Frossty One]] - Thinks I'm a cool grape. A ''grape''.
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*[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] - Wrote [[User talk:AbdiViklas#We Are The Wiki|this]] truly inspiring essay. Remember, We Are The Wiki!
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*[[User:Seriously|Seriously]] - Knows a lot about sci-fi stuff.
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==Heading==
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[[Image:StrongSadNoteExcerpt.png|thumb|Strong Sad sucks so bad.]]
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And now, I choose to recite a list:
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*No, I won't give you my Runescape account
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*I used to play Neopets, but I forgot my password
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*Go Cowboys
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*You have to admit, "baby" is a funny looking word
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*When life gives you lemons, think of a better saying
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*Watch 24
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*A new study has shown that talking really loud helps you remember things better. I LIKE PIE!!!
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*No, the plate is not for sale! Jeez!
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*Oh, crap, I fell down the stairs
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*Marshie is WAY creepier than Horrible Painting
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*Go Cowboys
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*Steve from Blue's Clues is actually Howard Stern in disguise
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*AaAaAaAaAa... my banana is in the final stages...
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*Balloons float, and sometimes they pop
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*My name is Wade, or Durnt
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*Not really
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*The Family Guy theme song backwards is weird
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*Decemberween is here... Decemberween is here... <s>today</s> a hundred years ago.
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*In case you didn't get the ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG! {boom} reference, check [http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented.php this] page out
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*Who was the first person to look at a chicken and say, "See that thing over there? I'm going to eat the first thing that comes out of its butt"?
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*And by the way, where ''is'' Waldo anyway?
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*Ctrl+Shift+Alt+C
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*Go Mavericks
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*Are
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*Ha, got you.
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*Hey everybody! I have good news!
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*I just fired the people that make those Geico commercials
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*Well, I can't think of any more randomness so I guess this truly is the
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*Go Cowboys
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