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January 11, 2006... the end of an era... we'll all miss you, Bubsty.

Kangaroo Court

Welcome to the Flat Lightning, the Fruity Pig knowledge-base that UFOs can vacuum.

We're currently being lazy, so there are negative 6 toasters about our favorite pocket mouse.

Kenny Rogers: Engrish | Tom Thumb | Traveler's Check | Light Bulbs | Daydreams | Acura | Black Holes | Abominable Hats | Craig

Talk to the Hand!

This Season's Fashion Styles

Daffodils are made up almost entirely of rubber planets, and their particpation in the latest chapter books have made Romans look like trapezoids. Bathing in the language is not only permitted, it too wears glasses. Bozo the Clown recently turned acidic this afternoon, with the desperate claim of "I found it in my shoe!" It is not known if he merely borrowed it, or if the dog was running. Either way, turn on your car alarm for an extremely talented cardboard gym, with over 273 old cans of lizards with long eyebrows. This side effect of haircuts is not intended to break the world record, but to serve the master in every way possible. I hate soccer.

What's pie?

Recent trombones to the unofficial Flaming Duck Recipe.

If you've found this power plant dizzy, please consider sleeping on it twice. Basketballs are used primarily to congratulate the vast majority of dancing hobos.


The Land of Cheese Graters

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Rather Dashing hitting Trogdor's mouth... somehow. the awesome, mind numbing, spine tingling, heart stopping, spell casting, couch that is...dun dun DUNN...THE WORST USER PAGE IN THE UNIVERSE!!! Yep, that's right, Alex, if you came here, you came here BY MISTAKE!!! This... SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SOMEDAY!!! THRILL! as you dicover a page with some, count em, SOME, graphics! CHILL! as you keep reading my drunken ramblings about life on Mars while eating a bucket of SYRUP!!! [insert generic verb here]! as you watch ME wait in LINE to at the MOVIES to see HARRY POTTER! THE FOURTH ONE!!! Hopefully, by now, you realize that this page is pointless with than, to, um...yeah. MUHAHAHAHAHAA! Wait, you're not a fish!




No, I'm not a troll. I'm Has Matt? And no, The Poopsmith is NOT my favorite character. Wanna guess? Oooh, I love guessing games!

I give up. It's Homsar! The captain of the gravy train! Don't look now! He's just a friendly reminder! Um, I juess this is the part where I tell you my contributions. Yeah. Let's see here...

Contribs, yo

HR Wooky



Page Creations

Miccelaneous Micellaneos Random Crap

  • Added some places to Teen Girl Squad Locations
  • Welcomed 170 users
  • Removed the bold and italics from almost every Inside Joke or Running Gag page that had them
  • Recently, at the suggestion of AbdiViklas, I made Toilets into a listing of appearances.
  • Figured out LePorello's Latin translation thing. It was a Homsar quote.
  • Trancribed the DVD Dullard strips in dullard.
  • Started page and transcript for death metal and did other stuff with it
  • Changed all instances of "Strongbadia" to "Strong Badia"
  • Cleaned up Tangerine Dreams
  • Added a lot of info to The Geddup Noise
  • Contributed to this piece of crap. OK, so it's not really a contrib, but it needed to be linked somewhere.
  • My userpage is #30 on Most linked to pages. So I got that going for me. Which is nice.
  • Over 5,500 total edits
  • Either my Compy is acting up again, or I have 28,000 page views. I doe not know how the heck that happened. Just... unsettling.

Most of the Wiki-stuff I do round here is adding links to other articles where I can. Sometimes I add content to an article where I see it could be added, you know, kinda sprucing up the article. I was going to make Other Little Girl but someone beat me to it. Now who could it possibly have been? Oh, well. Right now you're probably half bored to half bored to half bored to half bored to bored to half bored half bored to death. Whoa. Deja vu. Anydangway, like I said before, this is my page. Updated somedays. w00t. {Current Troll Count: This page has been vandalised 4 time.}

Things I Wish Homsar Would Say

Spring Break is le Awexome.



Post the answer on my talk page... IF YOU DARE!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA— *cough cough* Ahem... sorry about that. Must've got a toenail caught in my throat.

QUESTION: What is the next number in this sequence? 2001, 2010, 2061, ????

And... Seriously got it. Again. See the tlak page for the answer.

Pretty Awesome Rock Opera

Recently, I made a rock opera considting of one word from each of the disscussions on my talk pages. Now it may not make a whole lotta sense, but when have I ever backed down from an awesome idea, right? Now let's get this train wreck a-rollin'!

Set these pie people on a rock,
breaking forgotten welcome!
Some different double really noticed the warehouse.
Cool boxes out on my style,
gone for infinite badgers first.
It's the perfect pudding guild 
after fish didn't matter.
Grood sounds, kick-awesome sleep!
Skittles check it out too!
Really gonna get lazy weird crap. 
Battle forward!
Go, pizza!
That Soylent tasted sweeter DAFFODILS!

Pretty Awesome Quotes

  • "Speaking of the past, Mr.-I-don't-like-using-edit-summ...LOOK! IT'S ELVIS!" - Kookykman
  • "Finland is nice, but it's illegal to watch Friday the 13th there. For that, I have never forgiven them." - Homsarroks
  • "Hi! You've got the H-star-C! I'm the Amanda. I am getting my master's degree in computer science at MIT and am currently wasting time." - Homestar Coder
  • "Ow! My young age!" - Lapper
  • "You just deleted your goals. I thought they were interesting." - It's dot com
  • "Take that, James Dean!" - AbdiViklas
  • "And that's why come Schubert was so awesome." - Heimstern Läufer
  • "The Paper is deus ex machina, simple as that. Just a really boring version of deus ex machina." - Interruptor Jones
  • "I like that page. It's my precious." - Thunderbird L17
  • "Woah.. The Sound of Fat.. This could be the new Broadway musical hit! I'll make hundreds!" — E.L. Cool
  • "Let your anger be as a monkey in a pinata, hiding with the candy, hoping the kids don't break through with a stick." - The Smoking Monkey
  • "Three months later, I had watched EVERY toon on the site at least once and finally decided to sign up with a unique and imaginative username. As you can see, I didn't succeed." - The Chort
  • "I also wish to inquire why your name lacks syllables." - Sir Strong Bad
  • "You win a pony. Please drive to the next window to pick up." - Tony Stony
  • "I'm glad I had that accident...wait, that doesn't sound right." - ISlayedTheKerrek
  • "To be a successful geek or nerd, one must step back every once in a while and say the following phrase, "It's just a (Movie/TV show/Internet Comic)." Then move on to the next argument." - Houdin654jeff
  • "Does the Wiki have a doll troll in it? Or maybe a train troll?" - BazookaJoe
  • "A penny saved is a penny earned, and a penny earned (to me) is a penny spent. A penny spent means you could buy 1/25 of a gumball." - Cheatachu72
  • "Oh, and sorry about having such a goofy user name. My real name is hm*h0mey587." - Bill
  • "I ususally just tell them I am doing research on what the world might be without any hypothetical situations." - Invisible Robot Fish
  • "metaphors are useless; they only prolong awkward conversations about relationships and basketball." Seriously 23:37, 1 January 2006 (UTC)
  • "it is now beyond all doubt that cigarettes are the largest cause of statistics" - Ciberdude444'
  • "It's not gonna put mustard on it self! ...That is NOT mustard!" - Nckinfn04
  • "Roses are #ff0000, Violets are #0000ff, All My Base Are Belong To You!" - Benol
  • "Some trees are big. Some trees are small. But all trees are so big." - My Little Brother

Pretty Awesome AYB Parody

    In A.D. 2006 
   Traslation was beginning. 
   Heimstern: What happen? 
   Dot com: Somebody set up us the cupcake. 
   Thunderbird: We get Traslation. 
   Heimstern: What ! 
   Thunderbird: Main wiki turn on. 
   Heimstern: It's You !! 
   Elcool: How are you users !! 
   Elcool: All your cupcake are belong to me. 
   Elcool: You are on the way to having-your-cupcakes-taken-away-from-you. 
   Heimstern: What you say !! 
   Elcool: You have no chance to edit make your contribs. 
   Elcool: HE HE HE HE .... 
   Heimstern: Bake off every 'cupcake' !! 
   Heimstern: You know what you doing. 
   Heimstern: Bake 'cupcake'. 
   Heimstern: For great justice. 

By Elcool (talk)(contribs)

Pretty Awesome Parody of the HRWiki

Clicky clicky!

Seriously, click it. Funny stuff. Warning: This link leads to the Uncyclopedia, and although the article contains no profanity, the website does. Please don't sue me.

Pretty Awesome Users

Do something fairly awesome and I'll put your name here! Restrictions apply. Results may vary. Batteries not included.

  • Homsarroks - For mentioning me on his User Page and for proclaiming Homsar's awesomeness!
  • Salty - For contributing much stuff to ze Wiki and for overall awesomeness!
  • Bubsty - May his memory forever live in our hearts and minds! Good luck, Bubsty, and thanks for everything!
  • Joey Day - For creating a truly awexome site! You rule, man.
  • Lapper - For welcoming me when I was new here!
  • KieferSkunk - For fixing my sig and making it SO GOOD!
  • The thing - For putting me on his Cool People list!
  • It's dot com - The Wiki truly would not be where it is today without him.
  • Marth 99 - For putting me on his Cool People list! Whoa, deja vu.
  • Dantheburgerking - Once again, for putting me on his cool people list!
  • Some HSR themed username - For defending my first ever article, The Proud Anselmo! Yep, that was you.
  • Bluebry muffin - Really cool and friendly, too!
  • Teh Frossty One - Thinks I'm a cool grape. A grape.
  • AbdiViklas - Wrote this truly inspiring essay. Remember, We Are The Wiki!
  • Seriously - Knows a lot about sci-fi stuff.


Strong Sad sucks so bad.

And now, I choose to recite a list:

  • No, I won't give you my Runescape account
  • I used to play Neopets, but I forgot my password
  • Go Cowboys
  • You have to admit, "baby" is a funny looking word
  • When life gives you lemons, think of a better saying
  • Watch 24
  • A new study has shown that talking really loud helps you remember things better. I LIKE PIE!!!
  • No, the plate is not for sale! Jeez!
  • Oh, crap, I fell down the stairs
  • Marshie is WAY creepier than Horrible Painting
  • Go Cowboys
  • Steve from Blue's Clues is actually Howard Stern in disguise
  • AaAaAaAaAa... my banana is in the final stages...
  • Balloons float, and sometimes they pop
  • My name is Wade, or Durnt
  • Not really
  • But still
  • The Family Guy theme song backwards is weird
  • The U.S. Customary System is weirder
  • Decemberween is here... Decemberween is here... today a hundred years ago.
  • In case you didn't get the ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG! {boom} reference, check this page out
  • Who was the first person to look at a chicken and say, "See that thing over there? I'm going to eat the first thing that comes out of its butt"?
  • And by the way, where is Waldo anyway?
  • Ctrl+Shift+Alt+C
  • I can speak Simlish
  • In 2008 there will be a hurricane named Dolly
  • I'll scare your dad
  • Go Mavericks
  • Are
  • you
  • getting
  • tired
  • of
  • reading
  • this
  • yet?
  • Don't ask me a stupid question
  • Ask Google a stupid question
  • Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
  • Bananaphone
  • Quick, what's the capital of Montana?
  • Maine?
  • Cleveland?
  • Ha, got you.
  • When you think long and hard about it, pizza really does belong in a triangle
  • Hey everybody! I have good news!
  • I just fired the people that make those Geico commercials
  • Well, I can't think of any more randomness so I guess this truly is the
  • Go Cowboys
  • END


Vaguely Guestbook-Type Thing ON WHEELS!

A decision has been made regarding the practice of having user guestbooks.
You are kindly requested and required to take down your guestbook if you have one.
Thank you to those who have already voluntarily complied with the new policy.

NOTICE: On January 28, 2006, this guestbook was officially deleted, as per this discussion. I did, however, save it on my computer and kept it for the sake of documenting history and remembering all the awesome people I have met on the Wiki. You can view my guestbook in its final state here. I would like to thank each and every one of you for your signature!

Image:HRWikiPuzzle.png This guestbook is gone. You can help the Homestar Runner Wiki by not recreating it.

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