User:Has Matt?

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"Cheer up, Mr. Cricket. You have no central nervous system, so it won't hurt when I yank your legs off! Isn't that great?"

Me, in all my computery generated glory. Incidentally, my computer room looks just like that.

Hey, Tubbs! This is Has Matt? speaking. Typing. Whatever. You can just call me "Matt" for short. (But if you're going to type my full name, please don't forget the question mark!) My real name is Taylor, and I'm a 13 years old boy living in the Dallas/Fort Worth area of Texas. (See my Wikipedia userpage for more detailed info about me.) I'm just another editor on this fine wiki of ours. I'm a huge geek, so naturally I love Homestar Runner.

Here's some other stuff you may or may not care about.


My History

"Today's broadcast is total crap!"

I first discovered H*R in 2003, when this fellow geek told me about it. I thought it was going to be another one of those "Badger, Badger, Badger" things that were flying around the Internet like crazy those days. What I found was a lot better than I expected. The first toon I watched was probably First Time Here? (unlike the rest of yous guys that went straight to dragon). I thought it was hilarious, so I decided to watch more. That's when my initial fascination came to an abrupt halt. The first things I watched were the older toons, like A Jorb Well Done and Where's The Cheat? While there were good, they weren't exactly "LOL" material. So I stopped visiting for a while.

A few months later, that same person from before again referred me to the site, so I tried again. This time I watched some more toons and played some of the games, and they made me laugh a bit more, but I wasn't hooked yet. Then one day, after I had checked out nearly everything else on the site, I went to the Strong Bad Emails.

"Why did you visit the emails last?" you might ask. I don't really know, to be honest. I was stupid back then. But anyway, I checked out the emails and I was hooked. I became an avid fan of Homestar, checking the site nearly every Monday for updates. My favorite email at the time was kids' book. Seeing Albert rig the enemy base with explosives still kills me to this day.

Sometime around the middle of 2005, I discovered the Wiki. Don't ask me how, I was on a sugar high that day. However, I didn't become a member just yet. Frankly, I didn't even know how to become a member. What a n00b I was. I just looked around the Wiki and admired the tireless work of the people that made it possible. Then I noticed some things that were wrong with some of the pages, and when I finally discovered how to make an acoount, I decided to do so, and I have been happily contributing to this Wiki ever since.

Aww. What a happy ending.



Page Creations

Miccelaneous Micellaneos Random Crap

Thanks for the reverting!

Some of my more general activities around this wiki include updating the Other Costumes pages, updating the Weeklies (Quote of the Week, Weekly Fanstuff, Sketchbook), cleaning up new articles, writing summaries for featured articles, voting on STUFF, uploading images, and reverting vandals. I also love the pandemonium that comes when a new email or toon is released. Usually the Chaps post the new toon when I'm asleep, but sometimes I get lucky and I have the opportunity to add a bunch of facts, update a bunch of pages, and even (gasp!) transcribe the toon! The plausibilities are endless!

Things I Wish Homsar Would Say


Rock Opera

I made a rock opera considting of one word from each of the disscussions on my talk pages. Now it may not make a whole lotta sense, but when have I ever backed down from an awesome idea, right? Now let's get this train wreck a-rollin'!

Set these pie people on a rock,
breaking forgotten welcome!
Some different double really noticed the warehouse.
Cool boxes out on my style,
gone for infinite badgers first.
It's the perfect pudding guild 
after fish didn't matter.
Grood sounds, kick-awesome sleep!
Skittles check it out too!
Really gonna get lazy weird crap. 
Battle forward!
Go, pizza!
That Soylent tasted sweeter DAFFODILS!

Just an ordinary day at the Wiki...

28 January 2007

50 Greatest Strong Bad Emails

The views expressed in the following list do not necessarily reflect the opinions of anybody cool. Oh, except me. I'm cool.

  1. rock opera
  2. virus
  3. alternate universe
  4. kids' book
  5. montage
  6. flashback
  7. for kids
  8. caffeine
  9. video games
  10. theme song
  11. retirement
  12. local news
  13. mile
  14. 2 years
  15. replacement
  16. the paper
  17. bottom 10
  1. impression
  2. radio
  3. huttah!
  4. space program
  5. unnatural
  6. japanese cartoon
  7. colonization
  8. rampage
  9. dangeresque 3
  10. 4 branches
  11. english paper
  12. pop-up
  13. interview
  14. coloring
  15. theme park
  16. dragon
  17. highschool
  1. your friends
  2. technology
  3. little questions
  4. invisibility
  5. record book
  6. candy product
  7. kind of cool
  8. big white face
  9. website
  10. animal
  11. bedtime story
  12. the bet
  13. comic
  14. vacation
  15. the show
  16. credit card

You're the counter.gif th biggest moron, ever.
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