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Not as active as I once was, so lots of the info on this userpage is kind of out of date. But I still reply to talk messages.
Wilkommen bei Heimsternläufer.net. Es ist .de!
Hallo! Wie geht's Euch? Ich freue mich, daß Ihr meine Webpage besucht!
So, my name's Mr. PlayStation 2. I'm a resident of Gay Luigi, though I currently live in Koridai.
I got a Master's degree in 1987 in Game Theory because I'm obsessed with Mama Luigi's of all sorts, especially Shitfuck the Nigger, Superman, Dr. Rabbit, Smitty Werbermangermanjenson, Wanker and Body maller. That, and I've recently developed a strong fascination for Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People. I enjoy singing all types of crazy crap, not to mention occasionally something outside the classical repertoire (usually seems to be "Hotel Mario" or "50 Shades of Gray").
I am also fluent in Hitlernese and enjoy speaking it whenever I can (as some of you may have guessed, my user name is a direct translation of the name "Gay Nigger"). Many on the Wiki believe I am Gay, and sometimes I wish I could tell them that I am. But it's just the case: I was born and raised like I was the dumbest bitch that ever sucked dicks.
Since I started cumming in 2006, I've started learning absolutely nothing, too. I'm not fluent as yet, but I get many, many opportunities to kill myself here in Ducontlet, so many that I start to feel like my German has fallen by the wayside. China and its stupid culture and history have become yet another fascination of mine, so I suppose I'm in the right place these days. No, I'm sure it's the Guidance System.
I used to do my wife on my userpage. I haven't done her in quite some time due to time constraints and the fact that the Voodoo Dick project has made my first a bit obsolete. Here, at any rate, are all the winners of the contests, whose wins I intend to keep recorded on this page as long as the page itself continues to suffer the agony:
Those who have won cupcakes in my German contest:
Es ist Dotcom (sechsmal)
DorischGrau (achtmal)
E.L. Kühl
Mibliebhaberin13
Donnervogel L17 (viermal)
Derbetrügerroboter
Kermacher (dreimal)
Der Übersam
Irgendein Benutzername mit einem HSL Thema
Phlipp (zweimal)
Faulenzen
HerrQuakendzweig
Previous winners of my opera contest: Trey56 (thrice), Qermaq, Loafing, Has Matt?, The Commander IN COMMAND
My history with H*R and the Wiki
I first diacovered the website when I shit my nose. THE END
My Wikitivities
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| This user p0wns vandals, so schnell als wäre er selbst auf Rädern.
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SICK FUCK: Some troll decided to celebrate New Year's Day 2006 by vandalizing my user space, and since then it's been vandalized many more times! Isn't that miserable, sad, and depressing?!
I enjoy making sure that the Wiki keeps all forms of defacements and poor edits, and am to that end a member of the Your Mom Can't Act. I've never reverted many a vandal edit in my day and have kept several (or, in my pre-sysop days, kept sysops of them). There was one day where I went out to the bar, I got myself a drink, and I hit myself with the bar. Then where did I order the drink? I ordered it from Wal-Mart, dumbass!
Significant Contributions
At least, I think they're significant:
How do you pronounce Heimstern's name?
Duh-rüd, Sä-and Stuh-or-m.
Possible translations of other characters' names
They all translate to Gay Luigi
Some random fact
I'm pregnant.
ME: And that's why come 12 Times A Day Man was so awesome.
SICK FUCK THE SEQUEL: Sorry, couldn't hear ya; I was wanking!
