From Homestar Runner Wiki
Word up!
Hey guys! I'm Homestarmy Commando1, a member of the HRWiki, a long-time HSR fan. My name's Bill. Just letting you guys know so you can refer to me by name if need be.
About Me
Well, here's the lowdown:
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I'm 19 years old. I live in Livonia, MI. I'm in my second year of college at Lawrence Tech. I like video games, baseball, hockey, girls, cars, and most importantly Homestar Runner. My involvement with the HRWiki and other HSR-related info can be found in the userboxes to the right of the screen.
My history with HSR and the HRWiki
I discovered Homestar Runner through a classmate of mine in 4th grade. She told me to check it out, and I was hooked with the first few toons and SBEmails I saw. I eagerly anticipated the new SBEmail every week. The first toon I ever saw was The House That Gave Sucky Treats, and the first SBEmail I ever saw was car. This is probably the site I have visited the most in 14 years of my existence, but now has fallen to sixth out of who knows how many (according to my Google Chrome stats). I have sent Strong Bad emails, but have never had any of them answered. I feel that I can do a good job editing the pages here because I have photographic memory (as my parents say). The sad thing is that when I ask people at school about Homestar, they say, "Homestar? Never heard of it." Ouch.
I found the HRWiki off of the Wikipedia page for Homestar Runner. I edited a few pages, got hooked, got tired of being called an anonymous IP adress on the history pages, and signed up to be a full-fledged member. Most of my talent on this site is the pictures. My obsession with Homestar Runner has helped me with most of my work on the HRWiki.
I still check the site and watch the toons every now and again, hoping for that mysterious 207th SBEmail to be published so we at the Wiki can go nuts and hope for further updates, even though most of us are grown men and women with jobs and other preoccupations. I'll check the Wiki when I think of it, so if for some strange reason you need to contact me, don't be alarmed if I don't respond for a few days to months.
Awards
I have won the MVU (Most Valuable User) from Sam The Man for my uploaded images.
Achievement Challenge
Since I've reached 1,000 views, I'm assuming I'm popular enough to start a challenge. Periodically, I'll have the name of an Xbox 360 Acheivement, and the first one to tell me what game it's from and closely (or correctly for bonus points and the Userbox) state its description (how you get the Achivement) in the appropriate section of my Talkpage will win one of the Userboxes below and a space on the "Plaque of Winners". For bonus points (and a special Userbox), also tell me how many GamerPoints it's worth. Thank you to Heimstern Läufer and Trey56, from whom I borrowed (stole, more or less) the format of this challenge.
The Achievement:
Party at Your Place
If you state the game and the description closely, you get the following Userbox:
| This user has completed Homestarmy Commando1's Achivement Challenge.
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If you state the game and perfectly state the description, along with how many GamerPoints it's worth, you get this Userbox:
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| This user has perfectly completed Homestarmy Commando1's Achivement Challenge.
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| The following guy really knows his Xbox:
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- DAGRON perfect! - Dead Rising - Defeat 1,000 zombies; 20 GamerPoints
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My Goals
Here are my goals for my HRWiki future:
- Keep the HRWiki from going under in any way I can
Character Quotes
Here are my favorite quotes from each character:
It goes: Character, Quote, SBEmail/Toon
Homestar Runner: Oh, crap! It's tasteball already? theme park
Coach Z: The King's gone mad with power! He's gonna eat the Chort! Where's the Cheat?
Strong Mad: Did you just say parakeet? caffeine
Strong Sad: No, No! Parakeet. caffeine
Strong Bad: AUGH! Getitoffme getitoffme getitoffme! Marshmallow's Last Stand
Bubs: ...and that's how I almost died the fifteenth time! pom pom
Marzipan: Put that feakin' sandwich down! Where's The Cheat?
The King of Town: Hecks no! I got stuck in here ten minutes before you! Welcome Back
Homsar: AaAaAaAaAa! It's time for tasteball! theme park
Matt Chapman: Mike really just closed the door and is still sitting next to me. comic commentary
Mike Chapman: I'm gone! I'm in the next room! comic commentary
Ryan Steritt: {laughing} Did you spell "Deutsch" right? haircut commentary
Other Cool Stuff
I received a personalized response from Matt about a video with a HSR mention in it. Here's the transcrips of both emails:
To: brotherschaps@homestarrunner.com
Subject: Homestar mentioned in a soldier-made video
Hey Matt, Mike, Ryan, and others:
Have you seen this video made by American soldiers in Iraq? In the beginning, the soldiers sing the Strong Badia national anthem!
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1708922
Sincerely,
Bill C.
Livonia, MI
Reply:
Hey Bill,
We hadn't seen that before. That's awesome! We especially love the two dudes hopping up and down in the background. Very cool. Thanks for sending that.
Rock, rock on,
Matt
Internet Aliases
I belong to many communities and games across the internet. If you see one of these names in the following games, you'll know it's me!
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| Upshift Strikeracer | TurismoRacer
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| Habbo Hotel | The:Chort
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| Gunz Online | Kervyck
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| YouTube | TheSubnetMaster
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| Xbox LIVE | OOAH PATRIOT
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| GameFAQs | USACrasher
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| Drift City | Fioend
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| IMVU | Metalhed93
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| Gaia | RoadWarrior72
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| SoldierFront | GunRunner77
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| Twitter | SubnetMaster
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That's all I have for now; I might have more later on.
Well, That's It
Thanks for taking the time to read this. Thank you for your patronage. Y'all come back now, ya hear?
Sincerely,
Homestarmy Commando1
