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<big><big><big>HALDO EVERYPEOPLES!</big></big></big><br>
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== About Me ==
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=== A Wikiday Greeting ===
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Haldo!
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My name's Matt, but you can call me LePorello. I joined the wiki on December 30 of 2005, which was the first day I found out that anonymous editing and new user registration had been re-implanted.
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=== How I Got My Username ===
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If you have to go here to figure this [[Quote of the Week|<span style="color: black">out</span>]], you '''must''' have crap for brains. In [[Ballad of The Sneak]], [[The Sneak]] is called "the [[Strong Man]]'s Leporello." (Sorry, it's not French!)
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=== Personal Crap ===
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As mentioned above, my name's Matt. I'm 19 years old and a big sports enthusiast, among other things. Ordinarily, I live in Connecticut, but I'm attending college in North Carolina. What else to add...hmmm.
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=== My Introduction to Homestar ===
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Sometime in late June/early July of [[The Cheat|<span style="color: black">'05</span>]] (I'm not sure which, but [[modeling]] was the newest [[Strong Bad Email|SBEmail]] at the time), my [[Trogador|<span style="color: black">friends</span>]] Jacob, Zach, and Matt told me about the site. I was hooked. My first SBEmail (and the first thing I watched on the site) was [[virus]]. My first [[bottom 10|<span style="color: black">game</span>]] was [[TROGDOR!]]
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The next day, I looked all over for the site. I (embarrassingly) [[japanese cartoon|<span style="color: black">typed</span>]] in the wrong [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough|<span style="color: black">URL</span>]] several times before reaching the site. It took me a while to start watching the [[Toons|'toons]]. I only started when, while surfing [http://www.fark.com fark.com], I found [[Cool Things]]. (The description was "Strong Sad gets lucky".) I've been all over the site ever since.
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=== My Introduction to the HRWiki ===
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I don't know how long I had been on the site for when my [[Homestar Presents: Presents|<span style="color: black">sister</span>]] started playing [[Peasant's Quest]]. She was stumped, so we Googled "peasant's quest walkthrough" and were brought here. I liked the site, so I looked up the URL and have been here ever since. I, however, decided to google "hr wiki" to get here and ended up at [[User:Venusy|Venusy's user page]]. My first edit (anonymously, of course) was the only goof for [[flag day]]. The day I planned to become a user was, however, the first day anonymous editing and new user registration were down. My waiting paid off and I am now a user.
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=== Unscripted Hiatus ===
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For about 3 years, I just stopped going onto H*R and the wiki. I have no idea how this happened. I just forgot about it, and eventually, I adjusted to life without Homestar.
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=== Triumphant-ish Return ===
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In February 2009, I was at a birthday party when a friend started talking about the site (someone had started singing "Trogdor"). I mentioned my hiatus and he gave me a brief description of [[email thunder]]. I stored this in my mind until May, when I started playing [[Peasant's Quest]] and [[Stinkoman 20X6]] again. Towards the end of June, I watched [[email thunder]], before going off on a short-term missions trip in Hartford. When I returned, [[hremail 3184]] had been released, and I spent an evening watching many SBEmails that I had missed. I'm glad to be back, though I'll most likely be much less active than in ye olden days of high activity.
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=== My Personal Favorite Homestar Stuff ===
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[[Image:The_Cheat-Bot.PNG|thumb|right|Oh, this thing is so cute. I want one.]]
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*Fave [[Old-Timey]] [[Characters|Character]] &mdash; [[The Sneak]]
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*Fave Present-Day Character &mdash; [[Homsar]]
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*Fave [[20X6]] Character &mdash; [[Stinkoman]]
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*Fave Other Character &mdash; The Cheat-Bot
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*Fave [[Toons|Big Toon]] &mdash; [[Cool Things]]
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*Fave Short &mdash; [[Experimental Film]]
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*Fave Song &mdash; [[Experimental Film]]
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*Fave Halloween Toon &mdash; [[Main Page|3]][[3 Times Halloween Funjob| Times Halloween Funjob]]
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*Fave [[Decemberween]] Toon &mdash; [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
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*Fave Other-Holiday Toon &mdash; [[Happy Trogday]]
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*Fave [[Powered by The Cheat|PBTC]] Toon &mdash; [[Everybody to the Limit]]
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*Fave [[Games|Game]] &mdash; [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
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*Fave [[Strong Bad Email|SBEmail]] &mdash; [[alternate universe]], [[hremail 3184]], [[rock opera]]
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*Fave [[Quote of the Week|QOW]] Quote &mdash; VikingGuitar metal remix of [[Stinkoman 20X6]] Level 1 music
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*Fave Non-[[Quote of the Week|QOW]] Quote [[Peasant's Quest Walkthrough|<span style="color: black">&mdash;</span>]] "Please don't dig up the grave." by [[Strong Bad]] from [[replacement]]
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*Fave H*R Place &mdash; [[Club Technochocolate]]
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*Fave Thing That Isn't Already a [[replacement|<span style="color: black">Fave</span>]] &mdash; [[On Break]]
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==== My Favorite User Quotes ====
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*Homework...invented by someone who didn't have to do it. [[User:Bubsty|Bubsty]]
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*I've got half a mind to get the other half of my mind back. [[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]]
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*It's people??!!?!?!?!?! No wonder my mom's fruitcake tasted like presbyterians... [[User:Homsarroks|Homsarroks]]
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*There are two reasons I hate Valentine's Day. It used to be a holiday of love, a day of caring for the one you appreciated more than anyone else. Now it's just a commercial holiday used for selling crappily manufactured stuffed animals and heart-shaped candies that taste like chalk. Ew. And...I don't have a Valentine. So sad. [[User:Teh Frossty One|Teh Frossty One]]
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*I feel like a bee in a broccoli.......wait— [[User:Seriously|Seriously]]
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*Let your anger be as a monkey in a pinata, hiding with the candy, hoping the kids don't break through with a stick. [[User:Thesmokingmonkey|Thesmokingmonkey]]
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*Don't put off until tomorrow what you can put off until the day after tomorrow. [[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
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MORE TO COME
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=== My Proudest H*R Moments ===
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*Beating Stinkoman 20X6 (v7) without getting a Game Over![[Image:Level_7_after_boss.PNG|thumb|right|YOUR BOSS A SPLODE!!!!!]]
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=== My Proudest HRWiki Moments (and other stuff) ===
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*Transcribing the easter eggs for [[narrator]].
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*Being one of several users to attack the Dr. Who vandal on 2/9/2006.
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*Being first to discover the Quote of the Week for The Jolly Dumple.
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*Joining the [[HRWiki:Recent changes patrol|Recent Changes Patrol]](also on 2/9/2006).
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*Joining the [[HRWiki:Welcoming committee|Welcoming Committee]] on 2/12/2006.
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*Correctly guessing [[User:Ookelaylay|Ookeylaylay]]'s Spanish quote several times.
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*Winning [[User:Homsarroks|Homsarroks]]'s "Homsar Bandit Award" on 2/14/2006.
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*Creating the article [[Bathroom of the Brothers Strong]] on 2/23/2006.
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*Awarding a Defender of the Wiki award to both [[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]] and [[User:Beat|Beat]] after a Dr. Who attack on 3/5/2006.
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*Creating the article [[Puking]] on 3/6/2006.
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*Joining the [[HRFWiki:|Fanstuff Wiki]] on 3/14/2006.
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*Creating the article [[Hip Hop Dance Visuals]] on 3/21/2006.
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*Joining the <span class="plainlinks">[http://www.weirdalforum.com/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page Weird Al Wiki] on 4/23/2006.
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*Joining the <span class="plainlinks">[http://www.idiotsite.com/wlwiki/index.php?title=Main_Page Whose Line is it Anyway? Wiki] on 6/15/2006.
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*Creating the article [[Westerburg]] on 8/22/2009.
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*Winning [[User:Movie magic man|Movie magic man]]'s userpage game on 8/22/2009.
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*Creating the article [[Black Market]] on 8/27/2009.
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*Writing the walkthrough for [[Stinkoman 20X6]] [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 10|Level 10]] on 12/25/2020.
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==== <s>Crispety Cookety</s> Vandalism Log ====
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Vandalism log: This page has been vandalized ''8'' times.
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I was originally ticked off at having my page vandalized, but then I realized that it means that the vandal is ticked off at you. Which is a good thing, right?
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=== Who the Crap am I? ===
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http://www.geocities.com/jurjyfrort/homestar.jpg<br>
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[http://www.geocities.com/jurjyfrort/homestarquiz.html Which Homestar Runner character are you?]</center>
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Apologies to [[User:MichaelXX2|MichaelXX2]] for swiping your section title.
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=== Never Fear, I Know How To Fix Your Userbox! ===
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These are my userboxes. Enjoy!
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=== Stuff I Like ===
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Just some non-H*R-related stuff I like.
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==== T-TV, TV Shows ====
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[[Wikipedia:NCIS (TV series)|NCIS]]<br>
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[[Wikipedia:NUMB3RS|Numb3rs]]<br>
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[[Wikipedia:Whose Line Is It Anyway?|Whose Line is it Anyway?]]<br>
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[[Wikipedia:Extreme Makeover: Home Edition|Extreme Makeover: Home Edition]]<br>
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[[Wikipedia:The Daily Show|The Daily Show with Jon Stewart]]<br>
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[[Wikipedia:The Colbert Report|The Colbert Report]]<br>
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[[Wikipedia:Monk (TV series)|Monk]]<br>
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[[Wikipedia:Psych|Psych]]<br>
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[[Wikipedia:Chuck (TV series)|Chuck]]<br>
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[[Wikipedia:Leverage (TV series) |Leverage]]
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==== Movies ====
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[[Wikipedia:Airplane!|Airplane!]]<br>
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[[Wikipedia:The Lord of the Rings film trilogy|The Lord of the Rings (all three)]]<br>
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[[Wikipedia:The Rookie (2002 film)|The Rookie]]<br>
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[[Wikipedia:Spaceballs|Spaceballs]]<br>
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[[Wikipedia:Dead Poets Society|Dead Poets Society]]<br>
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[[Wikipedia:Star Wars|Star Wars (all six)]]<br>
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[[Wikipedia:Paycheck (film)|Paycheck]]<br>
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[[Wikipedia:Dave (film)|Dave]]<br>
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[[Wikipedia:Monty Python and the Holy Grail|Monty Python and the Holy Grail]]<br>
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[[Wikipedia:The Princess Bride (film)|The Princess Bride]]
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==== These Are Some Websites! ====
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[http://www.miniclip.com Games!]<br>
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[http://www.addictinggames.com More games!]<br>
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[http://www.freegamesnews.com Even more games!]<br>
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[http://www.fark.com Weird yet true news! (And some H*R stuff!)]<br>
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[http://www.abstractfonts.com/ Free fonts!]<br>
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[http://home.datacomm.ch/marco.fernando/fla/bozzetto/olympics.swf This cool toon.]<br>
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[http://www.ziplo.com/grandpa.htm A country singer with ''way'' too much free time.]<br>
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[http://www.homestarrunner.com H*R! (Duh.)]<br>
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And obviously [[Main Page|this wiki]]. Double Duuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh!!!!
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==== Play These Games! ====
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[http://www.miniclip.com/heli2.htm Heli Attack 2]<br>
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[http://www.miniclip.com/heliattack3.htm Heli Attack 3]<br>
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[http://www.addictinggames.com/jeditrainer.html Jedi Trainer]<br>
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[http://www.addictinggames.com/tanks.html Tanks]<br>
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[http://www.homestarrunner.com/trogdor.html TROGDOR!] (Burninate baby!)<br>
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[http://www.homestarrunner.com/stinkogame/v7/stinkogame.html Stinkoman 20X6] (This game is awexome!)
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==== Bookazon.com's Best Selections ====
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[[Wikipedia:Stormbreaker (novel)|Stormbreaker]]<br>
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[[Wikipedia:Alex Rider#Point Blanc|Point Blanc]]<br>
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[[Wikipedia:Alex Rider#Skeleton Key|Skeleton Key]]<br>
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[[Wikipedia:Alex Rider#Eagle Strike|Eagle Strike]]<br>
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[[Wikipedia:Alex Rider#Scorpia|Scorpia]]<br>
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[[Wikipedia:Ark Angel|Ark Angel]]
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==== Battle of the Non-Crappy Bands ====
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[[Wikipedia:Relient K|Relient K]]<br>
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[[Wikipedia:Steven Curtis Chapman|Steven Curtis Chapman]]<br>
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[[Wikipedia:Casting Crowns|Casting Crowns]]<br>
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[[Wikipedia:Mercy Me|MercyMe]]<br>
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[[Wikipedia:Bon Jovi|Bon Jovi]]<br>
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[[Wikipedia:Journey (band)|Journey]]<br>
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[[Wikipedia:Nickelback|Nickelback]]<br>
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[[Wikipedia:Bruce Springsteen|Bruce Springsteen & the E Street Band]]
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[[HRWiki:Featured Article Selection|<sup><big>MORE ST</big></sup><big>FF</big><small><sup>T</sup><sub> O</sub></small>OCM<sub>E</sub>]]
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== Sort-of-Fun Facts ==
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Here are some facts that may or may not be fun to you. Take your pick.
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=== Experimental Can ===
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And now, the moment you haven't been waiting for &mdash; a parody of "Experimental Film." It is called "Experimental Can." Here are the lyrics, and by the way, '''no stealing my idea.''' If you do, I will turn you over to a cut-off-your-toes-style collections agency. And the IRS.
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The fizzin’ of a cold Pepsi<br>
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Inside a drinking can<br>
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I’m chuggin’ it down and burping up<br>
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And up and up and up the drink
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It’s in this experimental can<br>
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Which nobody knew about until<br>
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I’m still figuring out what stuff’s inside<br>
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This new experimental can
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Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be<br>
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In this experimental can and<br>
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Even though I’m almost there<br>
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I can’t tell you just what’s in it
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I don’t really know what happens<br>
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At the parties where your can a splodes<br>
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I don’t know what makes your can a splode<br>
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‘Cause you don’t shake it up at all
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What’s in this experimental can?<br>
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Well, nobody knows just what it is<br>
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And I just know the stuff inside a splodes<br>
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In ''la'' experimental can
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Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be<br>
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In this experimental can and<br>
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Even though I’m almost there<br>
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I can’t tell you just what’s in it
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The fizzin’ of a cold Pepsi<br>
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Inside a drinking can
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It’s in this experimental can<br>
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Which nobody knew about until<br>
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I’m still figuring out what stuff’s inside<br>
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This new experimental can
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Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be<br>
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In this experimental can and<br>
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Even though I’m almost there<br>
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I can’t tell you just what’s in it
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Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be<br>
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In this experimental can and<br>
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Even though I’m almost there<br>
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I can’t tell you just what’s in it
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Even though I’m almost there<br>
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I can’t tell you just what’s in it
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Thank you! Thank you! [[Fonts|<span style="color: black">Bravo!</span>]] Encore! Encore! Arriba! Arriba! So, that's Experimental Can to you too. Whatever.
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=== Top Ten List ===
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And now, for your non-entertainment pleasure: my Top Ten list! It's simply titled "Top Ten "Murphy's Law of School." So sit back, relax, and hope you enjoy the show.
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Top Ten "Murphy's Law of School"
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10.Whatever you think is not important will always be on the test.
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1. The one test you ace, everyone else aces. The one test you fail, everyone else aces.
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== To Everyone (Yes, Everyone) ==
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=== Latin Translations: Archive ===
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<strike>Due to the fact that I stopped taking Latin 3 years ago (only took it in middle school), I am halting production of Latin Translation 1.00. This section is preserved as an archive. </strike> <big>UPDATE:</big> I am currently in college and am taking Latin again. Whether I revive the translation is undecided...but wow, my middle school Latin grammar was, well, middle school Latin grammar. (I'll leave the archived sentence as is, bad grammar and all, but if I do revive it, I promise better grammar.
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Congraturation to all who solved the Latin translations! (Winners have a The Cheat-Bot!)
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Solvers Hall of Fame:
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*[[User:Homestar Coder|Domusstella Legus]] (tres tempora)
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*[[User:Heimstern Läufer|Domusstella Cursor]] (tres tempora)
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*[[User:Has Matt?|Egitne Mattius?]] (sex tempora)
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*[[User:Marth 99|Martus XCIX]] (tres tempora)
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*[[User:Nckinfn04|NckerinfnoIV]] (unus tempus)
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*[[User:Qermaq|Qermaqer]] (tres tempora)
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*[[User:DumbMuscle|StolidusLacertosus]] (unus tempus)
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Quotes Archive:
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#[[Strong Bad]]: Si placet sepulcrum non confodetis. (Please don't dig up the grave.) From [[replacement]]. Solved by <tt><b>[[User:Homestar Coder|<span style="color:#8B0000;text-decoration:underline">Domusstella Legus</span>]]<span class="plainlinks">[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:Homestar_Coder http://www.hrwiki.org/images/d/d6/homestar-coder-sig.gif]</span></b></tt>.
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#[[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]]: Dubito. Pellui. (I doubt it. I drove). From [[The Interview]]. Solved by [[User:Heimstern Läufer|<span style="color:#008000">Domusstella Cursor</span>]] [[Image:heimstern101.gif|20px]].
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#[[Homsar]] Pen Puppet (said by [[Strong Bad]]): Persicorum superbia erat! ('Twas the pride of the peaches!) From [[interview]]. Solved by &mdash; [[User:Has Matt?|<span style="color: red;">'''''Egitne Mattius?'''''</span>]] <small>[[User_talk:Has Matt?|<span style="color: black; vertical-align: super;">'''(sermo)'''</span>]]</small>.
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#[[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]]: Gratias. Adipiscis! (Thanks. You win!) From [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]. Solved by '''[[User:Marth 99|<font color=red>Martus </font><font color=orange> XCIX</font>]]'''.
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#[[Coach Z]]: Vir novus sum! (I'm a new man!) From [[other days]]. Solved by &mdash; [[User:Has Matt?|<span style="color: red;">'''''Egitne Mattius?'''''</span>]] <small>[[User_talk:Has Matt?|<span style="color: black; vertical-align: super;">'''(sermo)'''</span>]]</small>.
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#[[Strong Bad]]: Senex carus, concludes! Amicus tuus, Validus Malus. (Dear oldie, shut up! Your pal, Strong Bad.) From [[Halloween Fairstival]]. Solved by &mdash; [[User:Has Matt?|<span style="color: red;">'''''Egitne Mattius?'''''</span>]] <small>[[User_talk:Has Matt?|<span style="color: black; vertical-align: super;">'''(sermo)'''</span>]]</small>.
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#[[Old-Timey Marzipan]]: Ubi phasmatis est? (Where's the ghost?) From [[That A Ghost]]. Solved by [[User:Heimstern Läufer|<span style="color:#008000">Domusstella Cursor</span>]] [[Image:heimstern101.gif|20px]].
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#[[Strong Sad]]: Malus sum. (I'm evil.) From [[different town]]. Solved by '''[[User:Marth 99|<font color=red>Martus </font><font color=orange> XCIX</font>]]'''.
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#[[Strong Bad]]: Deceptus non mortuus est, laetus sum Deceptus non mortuus est. (The Cheat is not dead, I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead.) From [[caper]]. Solved by '''[[User:Marth 99|<font color=red>Martus </font><font color=orange> XCIX</font>]]'''.
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#[[Homsar]]: Delectatio aetatis est. (Now this is the thrill of a lifetime.) From [[Happy T]] easter egg. Solved by &mdash; [[User:Has Matt?|<span style="color: red;">'''''Egitne Mattius?'''''</span>]] <small>[[User_talk:Has Matt?|<span style="color: black; vertical-align: super;">'''(sermo)'''</span>]]</small>.
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#[[Strong Sad]]: Et subuculae suae nullae accommodant. (And none of his shirts fit me.) From [[2 years]]. Solved by <tt><b>[[User:Homestar Coder|<span style="color:#8B0000;text-decoration:underline">Domusstella Legus</span>]]<span class="plainlinks">[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:Homestar_Coder http://www.hrwiki.org/images/d/d6/homestar-coder-sig.gif]</span></b></tt>.
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#[[Strong Bad]]: Saltutatus viro viro computatoris agimus! (Let's do a dance for the computer genius man!) From [[virus]]. Solved by <tt><b>[[User:Homestar Coder|<span style="color:#8B0000;text-decoration:underline">Domusstella Legus</span>]]<span class="plainlinks">[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:Homestar_Coder http://www.hrwiki.org/images/d/d6/homestar-coder-sig.gif]</span></b></tt>.
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#[[Strong Bad]]: Quid fautae feminae vellent vero est aliqui IGNISOFFICINI!!! (What the lady fans really want is some PYROTECHNICS!!!) From [[lady fan]]. Solved by [[User:Heimstern Läufer|<span style="color:#008000">Domusstella Cursor</span>]] [[Image:heimstern101.gif|20px]].
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#[[Strong Bad]]: Omnes thaleri dulci aliqui vel crustiae futurae velletis frausatis. (Everybody wanna scam some sweet bucks or potential pizza.) From [[rock opera]] (and its easter egg). Solved by &mdash; [[User:Has Matt?|<span style="color: red;">'''''Egitne Mattius?'''''</span>]] <small>[[User_talk:Has Matt?|<span style="color: black; vertical-align: super;">'''(sermo)'''</span>]]</small>.
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#[[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]]: Terrae Longe? Castra Ductus Barbarus? Lacus Piscis? (Far-off Lands? Foreign Leadership Camp? Fish Lake?) From [[anything]]. Solved by &mdash; [[User:Has Matt?|<span style="color: red;">'''''Egitne Mattius?'''''</span>]] <small>[[User_talk:Has Matt?|<span style="color: black; vertical-align: super;">'''(sermo)'''</span>]]</small>.
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#[[Strong Mad]]: CITHARAM NON VELLEO CENO! (I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!) From [[haircut]]. Solved by [[Image:Hsrlogo_small.jpg|29px]][[User:Nckinfn04|<span style="font-family: Tahoma; color: red;">NckerinfnoIV</span>]]<sup>[[User_talk:Nckinfn04|<span style="font-family: Tahoma; color: orange;"> Unum</span>]]</sup><small>[[Special:Contributions/Nckinfn04|<span style="font-family: Tahoma; color: green;"> tempum</span>]]</small><sub>[[Special:Emailuser/Nckinfn04|<span style="font-family: Tahoma; color: red;"> Habes!</span>]]</sub>
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#[[What's Her Face]]: Zeassulas in caelo habent spero! (I hope they have those corn chips in heaven!) From [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]. Solved by <span style="color:#960">-&nbsp;[[User:Qermaq|<span style="color:#960">Qermaqer</span>]]&nbsp;-&nbsp;([[User talk:Qermaq|<sup>S</sup>]]/[[Special:Contributions/Qermaq|<small>C</small>]])</span>[[Image:Qermaqsigpic.png]].
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#[[Strong Bad]]: In, vir, ternos novissimos anni dedisti! (You got me this for like the last three years, man!) From [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]. Solved by <span style="color:#960">-&nbsp;[[User:Qermaq|<span style="color:#960">Qermaqer</span>]]&nbsp;-&nbsp;([[User talk:Qermaq|<sup>S</sup>]]/[[Special:Contributions/Qermaq|<small>C</small>]])</span>[[Image:Qermaqsigpic.png]].
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#[[Strong Bad]]: Forsitan picturam puellam pulchram misit. (Maybe he sent me a picture of a hot girl.) From [[lunch special]]. Solved by <span style="color:#960">-&nbsp;[[User:Qermaq|<span style="color:#960">Qermaqer</span>]]&nbsp;-&nbsp;([[User talk:Qermaq|<sup>S</sup>]]/[[Special:Contributions/Qermaq|<small>C</small>]])</span>[[Image:Qermaqsigpic.png]].
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#[[Senor Cardgage]]: Unus prandium emptorabit dixit. (One o' them said they'd buy me lunch.) From [[Senor Mortgage]]. Solved by [[User:DumbMuscle|StolidusLacertosus]].
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=== A Quiz!!!! ===
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A [[Homestar Quiz]] For You! (Possible answers in [[dragon|<span style="color: black">parentheses</span>]] and separated by commas)
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1. In the loading screen for [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]], which letter in the word "loading" is tilted? (O,A,D,N)
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2. In [[Ballad of The Sneak]], what punctuation mark is after the word "PROHIBITION" on Boss Tweed's leg? (?,!,.,no punctuation mark)
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3. What color is [[The Sneak]]? (black, yellow, brown, unknown)
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4. How many ice cubes are in [[Strong Sad]]'s glass at the opening of [[Experimental Film]]? (2,3,4,5)
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5. In [[rock opera]], what number is on [[Tompkins]]' shirt? (0,1,8,125)
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6. What color is the sky when [[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]] goes [[Lowercase i's|<span style="color: black">back</span>]] to [[Marzipan (character)|Marzipan]]'s house in [[Cool Things]]? (blue,pink,gray,purple)
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7. In [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag|Lookin' at a Thing in a Bag]], how many times does [[Bubs]] say "The end"? (13,15,17,21)
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8. In [[Cool Things]], which word is underlined on the "Under Old Management" sign on [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] when [[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]] returns his [[User:Homsarroks|<span style="color: black">cool</span>]] shades? (under,old,management,none of them)
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9. What does the "loading" screen read in [[Experimental Film]]? (loading,comin' up,gettin' ready,wait a minute)
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10. How many evaporating clouds are in Level 6.1 of [[Stinkoman 20X6]]? (35,44,49,58)
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Answers: 1-D, 2-?, 3-yellow, 4-4, 5-1, 6-purple, 7-13, 8-old, 9-comin' up, 10-49.
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Thank You!
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== In Closing ==
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Special Thanks to {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} for creating my totally awexome sig!
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P.S. Try and find all 15 easter eggs on this page! If you succeed, talk to me about it!
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Crapfully,<br>
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{{User:LePorello/sig}}
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What are you doing down here? The page ended up there! [[Special:Random|Go away!]]

Current revision as of 16:47, 25 December 2020

HALDO EVERYPEOPLES!

Contents

[edit] About Me

[edit] A Wikiday Greeting

Haldo!

My name's Matt, but you can call me LePorello. I joined the wiki on December 30 of 2005, which was the first day I found out that anonymous editing and new user registration had been re-implanted.

[edit] How I Got My Username

If you have to go here to figure this out, you must have crap for brains. In Ballad of The Sneak, The Sneak is called "the Strong Man's Leporello." (Sorry, it's not French!)

[edit] Personal Crap

As mentioned above, my name's Matt. I'm 19 years old and a big sports enthusiast, among other things. Ordinarily, I live in Connecticut, but I'm attending college in North Carolina. What else to add...hmmm.

[edit] My Introduction to Homestar

Sometime in late June/early July of '05 (I'm not sure which, but modeling was the newest SBEmail at the time), my friends Jacob, Zach, and Matt told me about the site. I was hooked. My first SBEmail (and the first thing I watched on the site) was virus. My first game was TROGDOR!

The next day, I looked all over for the site. I (embarrassingly) typed in the wrong URL several times before reaching the site. It took me a while to start watching the 'toons. I only started when, while surfing fark.com, I found Cool Things. (The description was "Strong Sad gets lucky".) I've been all over the site ever since.

[edit] My Introduction to the HRWiki

I don't know how long I had been on the site for when my sister started playing Peasant's Quest. She was stumped, so we Googled "peasant's quest walkthrough" and were brought here. I liked the site, so I looked up the URL and have been here ever since. I, however, decided to google "hr wiki" to get here and ended up at Venusy's user page. My first edit (anonymously, of course) was the only goof for flag day. The day I planned to become a user was, however, the first day anonymous editing and new user registration were down. My waiting paid off and I am now a user.

[edit] Unscripted Hiatus

For about 3 years, I just stopped going onto H*R and the wiki. I have no idea how this happened. I just forgot about it, and eventually, I adjusted to life without Homestar.

[edit] Triumphant-ish Return

In February 2009, I was at a birthday party when a friend started talking about the site (someone had started singing "Trogdor"). I mentioned my hiatus and he gave me a brief description of email thunder. I stored this in my mind until May, when I started playing Peasant's Quest and Stinkoman 20X6 again. Towards the end of June, I watched email thunder, before going off on a short-term missions trip in Hartford. When I returned, hremail 3184 had been released, and I spent an evening watching many SBEmails that I had missed. I'm glad to be back, though I'll most likely be much less active than in ye olden days of high activity.

[edit] My Personal Favorite Homestar Stuff

Oh, this thing is so cute. I want one.

[edit] My Favorite User Quotes

  • Homework...invented by someone who didn't have to do it. Bubsty
  • I've got half a mind to get the other half of my mind back. Has Matt?
  • It's people??!!?!?!?!?! No wonder my mom's fruitcake tasted like presbyterians... Homsarroks
  • There are two reasons I hate Valentine's Day. It used to be a holiday of love, a day of caring for the one you appreciated more than anyone else. Now it's just a commercial holiday used for selling crappily manufactured stuffed animals and heart-shaped candies that taste like chalk. Ew. And...I don't have a Valentine. So sad. Teh Frossty One
  • I feel like a bee in a broccoli.......wait— Seriously
  • Let your anger be as a monkey in a pinata, hiding with the candy, hoping the kids don't break through with a stick. Thesmokingmonkey
  • Don't put off until tomorrow what you can put off until the day after tomorrow. DorianGray

MORE TO COME

[edit] My Proudest H*R Moments

  • Beating Stinkoman 20X6 (v7) without getting a Game Over!
    YOUR BOSS A SPLODE!!!!!

[edit] My Proudest HRWiki Moments (and other stuff)

[edit] Crispety Cookety Vandalism Log

Vandalism log: This page has been vandalized 8 times.

I was originally ticked off at having my page vandalized, but then I realized that it means that the vandal is ticked off at you. Which is a good thing, right?

[edit] Who the Crap am I?

homestar.jpg

Which Homestar Runner character are you?


Apologies to MichaelXX2 for swiping your section title.

[edit] Never Fear, I Know How To Fix Your Userbox!

These are my userboxes. Enjoy!

HRWiki:Userboxes
RIGHT This user is right handed
This user is an American.
IHS This user is a Christian.
2005 This user discovered the H*R website in 2005.
2005 This user discovered the H*R Wiki in 2005.
This user enjoys gnoming.
RV This user loves to find and revert vandalism.
FAN This user occasionally contributes to the Fanstuff Wiki.
WA This user is also on Weird Al Wiki.
WLW This user is also on the Whose Line is it Anyway? Wiki.
This user proved they have a brain by beating Movie magic man's userpage game.
This user is the Strong Man's LePorello.
F! This user is on the HRWiki Frappr map.
FAS This user likes to check out the upcoming featured articles.
RC This user is on the recent changes patrol.
HI This user is on the welcoming committee.
GO This user found the wiki from a Google search.
This user contributes using Internet Explorer.
EM This user has an Email address.
TEEN This user is between 13 and 19 years old.
This user's favorite email is alternate universe.
This user enjoys Lappy-era emails the best.
This user's favorite character is Homsar.
This user also likes The Cheat.
This user loves to play Stinkoman 20X6.
PQ This user also likes Peasant's Quest.
This user hath beaten Thy Dungeonman 3.
MEH This user can understand Cheat Talk.
This user is so bored!
This user doesn't know what's fun about eating less candy.
SH This user wears shorts.
This user's favorite toon is Cool Things.
This user has to save his/her weird accent!
This user likes to splo stuff up.
This user can play the guitar.
This user has rocked out to Trogdor on Guitar Hero 2 (but, this user is not good at Guitar Hero).
This user is playing better video games.
This user sees the goat as half-alive.
This user downloads a lot of fonts.
This user is imagining why on Earth he can't get ye flask!
If you want it to be possessive, it's just I-T-S, but if it's suppposed to be a contraction then it's I-T-apostrophe-S. Scalawag. (This user introduced this saying to his class in seventh grade, and they still love it.)
1337 7415 v53|- <4/\/ 5|=34|< 1337.
This user's life is a joke.
TOO MANY This user has WAY too many freakin' userboxes.

[edit] Stuff I Like

Just some non-H*R-related stuff I like.

[edit] T-TV, TV Shows

NCIS
Numb3rs
Whose Line is it Anyway?
Extreme Makeover: Home Edition
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
The Colbert Report
Monk
Psych
Chuck
Leverage

[edit] Movies

Airplane!
The Lord of the Rings (all three)
The Rookie
Spaceballs
Dead Poets Society
Star Wars (all six)
Paycheck
Dave
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
The Princess Bride

[edit] These Are Some Websites!

Games!
More games!
Even more games!
Weird yet true news! (And some H*R stuff!)
Free fonts!
This cool toon.
A country singer with way too much free time.
H*R! (Duh.)
And obviously this wiki. Double Duuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh!!!!

[edit] Play These Games!

Heli Attack 2
Heli Attack 3
Jedi Trainer
Tanks
TROGDOR! (Burninate baby!)
Stinkoman 20X6 (This game is awexome!)

[edit] Bookazon.com's Best Selections

Stormbreaker
Point Blanc
Skeleton Key
Eagle Strike
Scorpia
Ark Angel

[edit] Battle of the Non-Crappy Bands

Relient K
Steven Curtis Chapman
Casting Crowns
MercyMe
Bon Jovi
Journey
Nickelback
Bruce Springsteen & the E Street Band

MORE STFFT OOCME

[edit] Sort-of-Fun Facts

Here are some facts that may or may not be fun to you. Take your pick.

[edit] Experimental Can

And now, the moment you haven't been waiting for — a parody of "Experimental Film." It is called "Experimental Can." Here are the lyrics, and by the way, no stealing my idea. If you do, I will turn you over to a cut-off-your-toes-style collections agency. And the IRS.


The fizzin’ of a cold Pepsi
Inside a drinking can
I’m chuggin’ it down and burping up
And up and up and up the drink

It’s in this experimental can
Which nobody knew about until
I’m still figuring out what stuff’s inside
This new experimental can

Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be
In this experimental can and
Even though I’m almost there
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

I don’t really know what happens
At the parties where your can a splodes
I don’t know what makes your can a splode
‘Cause you don’t shake it up at all

What’s in this experimental can?
Well, nobody knows just what it is
And I just know the stuff inside a splodes
In la experimental can

Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be
In this experimental can and
Even though I’m almost there
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

The fizzin’ of a cold Pepsi
Inside a drinking can

It’s in this experimental can
Which nobody knew about until
I’m still figuring out what stuff’s inside
This new experimental can

Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be
In this experimental can and
Even though I’m almost there
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be
In this experimental can and
Even though I’m almost there
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

Even though I’m almost there
I can’t tell you just what’s in it


Thank you! Thank you! Bravo! Encore! Encore! Arriba! Arriba! So, that's Experimental Can to you too. Whatever.

[edit] Top Ten List

And now, for your non-entertainment pleasure: my Top Ten list! It's simply titled "Top Ten "Murphy's Law of School." So sit back, relax, and hope you enjoy the show.


Top Ten "Murphy's Law of School"


10.Whatever you think is not important will always be on the test.

9. If you change your answer on a quiz, the other answer will always be the right one.

8. The pop quiz will be on the chapter you didn't read for homework last night.

7. The dog didn't really eat your homework.

6. The teacher will be so busy chewing you out for being 30 seconds late to class that she won't notice other students come in 5 minutes late.

5. You'll be the one caught with the passed note.

4. When you blow off studying for a test because you think that there will be a snow day tomorrow, you'll have school.

3. When you cram past midnight for a test, you'll have a snow day the next day.

2. When you ask your teacher about your test grade, he'll find something else worth taking a point off for.

1. The one test you ace, everyone else aces. The one test you fail, everyone else aces.


[edit] To Everyone (Yes, Everyone)

[edit] Latin Translations: Archive

Due to the fact that I stopped taking Latin 3 years ago (only took it in middle school), I am halting production of Latin Translation 1.00. This section is preserved as an archive. UPDATE: I am currently in college and am taking Latin again. Whether I revive the translation is undecided...but wow, my middle school Latin grammar was, well, middle school Latin grammar. (I'll leave the archived sentence as is, bad grammar and all, but if I do revive it, I promise better grammar.

Congraturation to all who solved the Latin translations! (Winners have a The Cheat-Bot!)

Solvers Hall of Fame:

Quotes Archive:

  1. Strong Bad: Si placet sepulcrum non confodetis. (Please don't dig up the grave.) From replacement. Solved by Domusstella Legushomestar-coder-sig.gif.
  2. Homestar: Dubito. Pellui. (I doubt it. I drove). From The Interview. Solved by Domusstella Cursor .
  3. Homsar Pen Puppet (said by Strong Bad): Persicorum superbia erat! ('Twas the pride of the peaches!) From interview. Solved by — Egitne Mattius? (sermo).
  4. Homestar: Gratias. Adipiscis! (Thanks. You win!) From Halloween Potion-ma-jig. Solved by Martus XCIX.
  5. Coach Z: Vir novus sum! (I'm a new man!) From other days. Solved by — Egitne Mattius? (sermo).
  6. Strong Bad: Senex carus, concludes! Amicus tuus, Validus Malus. (Dear oldie, shut up! Your pal, Strong Bad.) From Halloween Fairstival. Solved by — Egitne Mattius? (sermo).
  7. Old-Timey Marzipan: Ubi phasmatis est? (Where's the ghost?) From That A Ghost. Solved by Domusstella Cursor .
  8. Strong Sad: Malus sum. (I'm evil.) From different town. Solved by Martus XCIX.
  9. Strong Bad: Deceptus non mortuus est, laetus sum Deceptus non mortuus est. (The Cheat is not dead, I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead.) From caper. Solved by Martus XCIX.
  10. Homsar: Delectatio aetatis est. (Now this is the thrill of a lifetime.) From Happy T easter egg. Solved by — Egitne Mattius? (sermo).
  11. Strong Sad: Et subuculae suae nullae accommodant. (And none of his shirts fit me.) From 2 years. Solved by Domusstella Legushomestar-coder-sig.gif.
  12. Strong Bad: Saltutatus viro viro computatoris agimus! (Let's do a dance for the computer genius man!) From virus. Solved by Domusstella Legushomestar-coder-sig.gif.
  13. Strong Bad: Quid fautae feminae vellent vero est aliqui IGNISOFFICINI!!! (What the lady fans really want is some PYROTECHNICS!!!) From lady fan. Solved by Domusstella Cursor .
  14. Strong Bad: Omnes thaleri dulci aliqui vel crustiae futurae velletis frausatis. (Everybody wanna scam some sweet bucks or potential pizza.) From rock opera (and its easter egg). Solved by — Egitne Mattius? (sermo).
  15. Homestar: Terrae Longe? Castra Ductus Barbarus? Lacus Piscis? (Far-off Lands? Foreign Leadership Camp? Fish Lake?) From anything. Solved by — Egitne Mattius? (sermo).
  16. Strong Mad: CITHARAM NON VELLEO CENO! (I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!) From haircut. Solved by NckerinfnoIV Unum tempum Habes!
  17. What's Her Face: Zeassulas in caelo habent spero! (I hope they have those corn chips in heaven!) From Teen Girl Squad Issue 10. Solved by - Qermaqer - (S/C)Image:Qermaqsigpic.png.
  18. Strong Bad: In, vir, ternos novissimos anni dedisti! (You got me this for like the last three years, man!) From The Best Decemberween Ever. Solved by - Qermaqer - (S/C)Image:Qermaqsigpic.png.
  19. Strong Bad: Forsitan picturam puellam pulchram misit. (Maybe he sent me a picture of a hot girl.) From lunch special. Solved by - Qermaqer - (S/C)Image:Qermaqsigpic.png.
  20. Senor Cardgage: Unus prandium emptorabit dixit. (One o' them said they'd buy me lunch.) From Senor Mortgage. Solved by StolidusLacertosus.

[edit] A Quiz!!!!

A Homestar Quiz For You! (Possible answers in parentheses and separated by commas)


1. In the loading screen for 3 Times Halloween Funjob, which letter in the word "loading" is tilted? (O,A,D,N)

2. In Ballad of The Sneak, what punctuation mark is after the word "PROHIBITION" on Boss Tweed's leg? (?,!,.,no punctuation mark)

3. What color is The Sneak? (black, yellow, brown, unknown)

4. How many ice cubes are in Strong Sad's glass at the opening of Experimental Film? (2,3,4,5)

5. In rock opera, what number is on Tompkins' shirt? (0,1,8,125)

6. What color is the sky when Homestar goes back to Marzipan's house in Cool Things? (blue,pink,gray,purple)

7. In Lookin' at a Thing in a Bag, how many times does Bubs say "The end"? (13,15,17,21)

8. In Cool Things, which word is underlined on the "Under Old Management" sign on Bubs' Concession Stand when Homestar returns his cool shades? (under,old,management,none of them)

9. What does the "loading" screen read in Experimental Film? (loading,comin' up,gettin' ready,wait a minute)

10. How many evaporating clouds are in Level 6.1 of Stinkoman 20X6? (35,44,49,58)





Answers: 1-D, 2-?, 3-yellow, 4-4, 5-1, 6-purple, 7-13, 8-old, 9-comin' up, 10-49.


Thank You!

[edit] In Closing

Special Thanks to ⇔Thunderbird⇔ for creating my totally awexome sig!

P.S. Try and find all 15 easter eggs on this page! If you succeed, talk to me about it!

Crapfully,
LePorello / T / C































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