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<big><big><big>HALDO EVERYPEOPLES!</big></big></big><br>
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Dr. Who is the 1337est ev3r!!!!
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== About Me ==
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=== A Wikiday Greeting ===
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Haldo!
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My name's Matthew, but you can call me LePorello. I joined the wiki on December 30 of 2005, which was the first day I found out that anonymous editing and new user registration had been re-implanted.
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=== How I Got My Username ===
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If you have to go here to figure this out, you '''must''' have crap for brains. In [[Ballad of The Sneak]][[Quote of the Week|,]] [[The Sneak]] is called "the [[Strong Man]]'s Leporello." (Sorry, it's not French!)
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=== Personal Crap ===
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As mentioned above, my name's Matthew. I'm 14 years old and a big sports enthusiast, among other things. I live in Connecticut (proud home state of ESPN!) and am in eighth grade. I love football and baseball, designing board games, and computer games, which is part of how Homestar came to me. Oh, and I'm also a fontaholic.
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=== My Introduction to Homestar ===
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Sometime in late June/early July of [[The Cheat|']]05 (I'm not sure which, but [[modeling|model]][[bottom 10|i]][[modeling|ng]] was the newest [[Strong Bad Email|SBEmai]][[Trogador|l]] at the time), my friends Jacob, Zach, and Matt told me about the site. I was hooked. My first SBEmail (and the first thing I watched on the site) was [[virus]]. My first game was [[TROGDOR!|TROGDOR]][[japanese cartoon|!]]
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The next day, I looked all over for the site. I (embarrassingly) typed in the wrong URL several times before reaching the site. It took me a while to start watching the [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough|']][[Toons|toons]]. I only started when, while surfing [http://www.fark.com fark.com], I found [[Cool Things]]. (The description was "Strong Sad gets lucky".) I've been all over the site ever since.
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[[Image:farkburnin.png]]
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On fark.com: Links found to [[Homestar Presents: Presents]] (caption "Homes for the pudgy, homes for the pudgy"), [[Happy Trogday]] {"Happy Trogday: Three-year anniversary of the more different S"), [[space program]] ("Join Space Captainface and Harold "Strap" Coopmore in this thrilling space adventure. Now with Proud Anselmo"), [[animal]] ("Lappy 486 weighs in at an extremely portable 42 pounds"), [[technology]] ("'I've got some technology beneath my pants right now'"), [[montage]] ("Music, pancakes and a wagon -- Strongbad has never been more poignant"), [[bottom 10]] ("6. Foul stench of wet The Cheat"), [[rock opera]], [[dragon]], [[japanese cartoon]] (all with "New Strongbad email"), [[narrator]] ("This Strongbad Email has been rated 'P' for The Poopsmith"), [[secret identity]] ("Worst mayonnaise party ever"), [[flashback]] ("StrongBad and his ahundreth e-mail"), [[500 The Cheats]] ("500 cheats"), [[pop-up]] ("Seconds of non-ripped-apart fun"), [[Ballad of The Sneak]] ("Ballad of the Sneak, as sung by DaVinci's Notebook"), [[highschool]] ("And you guys are sure this won't emancipate me from my ridiculous striped pants?"), [[boring (really)]] ("Did I err?"), [[crying]] ("New Strong Bad Email: DJ from Roseanne"), [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]] ("New Marzipan's answering machine. Fear for your personal safety"), and [[virus]] ("Slightly shotgunned Homestar") on the site.
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Also found was a link to "The 20 greatest Strongbad emails" as of 6/24/2003. I couldn't open the page. A reference to "burnination" was also found on a non-H*R-related link (not the one above).
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If you find any more, [[User talk:LePorello|let me know]]. I doubt that you won't find any.
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=== My Introduction to the HRWiki ===
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I don't know how long I had been on the site for when my sister started playing [[Peasant's Quest]]. She was stumped, so we Googled "peasant's quest walkthrough" and were brought here. I liked the site, so I looked up the URL and have been here ever since. I, however, decided to google "hr wiki" to get here and ended up at [[User:Venusy|Venusy's user page]]. My first edit (in my mind) was the only goof for [[flag day]][[Homestar Presents: Presents|.]] The day I planned to become a user was, however, the first day anonymous editing and new user registration were down. My waiting paid off and I am now a user.
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=== My Personal Favorite Homestar Stuff ===
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[[Image:The_Cheat-Bot.PNG|thumb|right|Oh, this thing is so cute. I want one.]]
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*Fave [[Old-Timey]] [[Characters|Character]] - [[The Sneak]]
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*Fave Present-Day Character - [[Homsar]]
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*Fave [[20X6]] Character - [[Stinkoman]]
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*Fave Other Character - The Cheat-Bot
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*Fave [[Toons|Big Toon]] - [[Cool Things]]
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*Fave Short - [[Experimental Film]]
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*Fave Song - Tie: [[different town]] and [[Experimental Film]]
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*Fave Halloween Toon - [[Main Page|3]][[3 Times Halloween Funjob| Times Halloween Funjob]]
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*Fave [[Decemberween]] Toon - [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
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*Fave Other-Holiday Toon - [[Happy Trogday]]
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*Fave [[Powered by The Cheat|PBTC]] Toon - [[Everybody to the Limit]]
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*Fave [[Games|Game]] - [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
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*Fave [[Strong Bad Email|SBEmail]] - [[rock opera]]
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*Fave [[Quote of the Week|QOW]] Quote - Special Fanstuff Quote of the Day!! High school band actually playing the CGNU Fight Song! by [[The Jolly Dumple]]; original song from [[mascot]]
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*Fave Non-[[User:Marth 99|Q]][[Quote of the Week|OW]] Quote - "Please don't dig up the grave." by [[Strong Bad]] from [[replacement|replacemen]][[Peasant's Quest Walkthrough|t]]
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*Fave H*R Place - [[Club Technochocolate]]
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*Fave Thing That Isn't Already a Fave - [[Ballad of The Sneak|Ballad of The Snea]][[replacement|k]]
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==== My Favorite User Quotes ====
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*Homework...invented by someone who didn't have to do it. [[User:Bubsty|Bubsty]]
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*Get this: if there were an infinite amount of monkeys typing at an infinite amount of typewriters, the smell in the room would be unbearable. [[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]]
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*It's people??!!?!?!?!?! No wonder my mom's fruitcake tasted like presbyterians... [[User:Homsarroks|Homsarroks]]
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*There are two reasons I hate Valentine's Day. It used to be a holiday of love, a day of caring for the one you appreciated more than anyone else. Now it's just a commercial holiday used for selling crappily manufactured stuffed animals and heart-shaped candies that taste like chalk. Ew. And...I don't have a Valentine. So sad. [[User:Teh Frossty One|Teh Frossty One]]
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*I feel like a bee in a broccoli.......wait— [[User:Seriously|Seriously]]
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*Let your anger be as a monkey in a pinata, hiding with the candy, hoping the kids don't break through with a stick. [[User:Thesmokingmonkey|Thesmokingmonkey]]
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*Don't put off until tomorrow what you can put off until the day after tomorrow. [[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
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MORE TO COME
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=== My Proudest H*R Moments ===
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*Beating Stinkoman 20X6 (v7) without getting a Game Over![[Image:stinkogame-enemy-socket.png|thumb|right|YOUR CORD A SPLODE]]
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=== My Proudest HRWiki Moments ===
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*Transcribing the easter eggs for [[narrator]] (not the Grossman one; that came out later) and being one of the first to notice when it came out. (Unfortunately, I got beaten out on the transcript. Crud.)
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*Being one of several users to attack the Dr. Who vandal on 2/9/2006.
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*Being first to discover the Quote of the Week for The Jolly Dumple.
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*Joining the [[HRWiki:Recent changes patrol|Recent Changes Patrol]](also on 2/9/2006).
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*Joining the [[HRWiki:Welcoming committee|Welcoming Committee]] on 2/12/2006.
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*Correctly guessing [[User:Ookelaylay|Ookeylaylay]]'s Spanish quote on 2/13/2006, and again on 2/18/2006.
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*Winning [[User:Homsarroks|Homsarroks]]'s "Homsar Bandit Award" on 2/14/2006.
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*Creating the article [[Brothers' Strong Bathroom]] on 2/23/2006. ''(It, however, was not my idea; I only did it after [[User:Strong Sader|Strong Sader]] added the link to it to [[House of the Brothers Strong]]. I admittedly hoped I would get edit conflict'd.)''
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==== Vandalism Log ====
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Vandalism log: This page has been vandalized ''7'' times.
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I was originally ticked off at having my page vandalized, but then I realized that it means that the vandal is ticked off at you. Which is a good thing, right?
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=== Never Fear, I Know How To Fix Your Userbox! ===
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These are my userboxes. Enjoy!
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{{userbox|border=#708090|mainbkgd=#F0F8FF|codebkgd=#696969|codecolor=#B0E0E6|code=RV|msg=This user loves to find and revert '''[[HRWiki:WikiTroll|vandalism]]'''.}}
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{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#C9C9C9|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:sbemail.png|43px]]|msg=This user enjoys '''[[:Category:Compy 386 Emails|Compy-era emails]]''' the best.}}
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{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#C9C9C9|codebkgd=#000000|codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:sbemail_lappy2.png|43px]]|msg=This user also likes '''[[:Category:Lappy 486 Emails|Lappy-era emails]]''' though.}}
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{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod_9_-_homsar.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Homsar]]'''.}}
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{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:modernthecheat.gif|43px]]|msg=This user also likes '''[[The Cheat]]'''.}}
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{{userbox|border=#FF0000|mainbkgd=#8B0000|codebkgd=#DC143C|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:stinkoman20X6normal.PNG|43px]]|msg=<span style="color:white">This user loves to play '''[[Stinkoman 20X6|<span style="color:white">Stinkoman 20X6</span>]]'''.</span>}}
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{{userbox|border=#DAA520|mainbkgd=#FFFF00|codebkgd=#FFD700|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:firebert_cartoon.png|43px]]|msg=This user is a fan of '''[[Cheat Commandos]]'''.}}
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=== Stuff I Like ===
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Just some non-H*R-related stuff I like.
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==== T-TV, TV Shows ====
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[http://www.tv.com/ncis/show/16772/summary.html NCIS]<br>[http://www.tv.com/numb3rs/show/25043/summary.html Numb3rs]<br>
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[http://www.tv.com/whose-line-is-it-anyway/show/489/summary.html Whose Line is it Anyway?]<br>
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[http://www.tv.com/csi/show/19/summary.html CSI:]<br>
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[http://www.tv.com/criminal-minds/show/33484/summary.html Criminal Minds]<br>
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[http://www.tv.com/extreme-makeover-home-edition/show/23066/summary.html Extreme Makeover: Home Edition]<br>
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[http://www.tv.com/teen-titans/show/13878/summary.html Teen Titans]<br>
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[http://www.tv.com/the-daily-show/show/1293/summary.html The Daily Show with Jon Stewart]<br>
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[http://www.tv.com/monk/show/9130/summary.html Monk]
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[http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0080339/ Airplane!]<br>
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[http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0120737/ The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring]<br>
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[http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0167261/ The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers]<br>
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[http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0167260/ The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King]<br>
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[http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0097351/ Field of Dreams]<br>
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[http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0265662/ The Rookie]<br>
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[http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0210945/ Remember the Titans]<br>
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[http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0094012/ Spaceballs]<br>
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[http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0097165/ Dead Poets Society]<br>
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[http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0120915/ Star Wars: Episode I-The Phantom Menace]<br>
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[http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0121765/ Star Wars: Episode II-Attack of the Clones]<br>
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[http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0121766/ Star Wars: Episode III-Revenge of the Sith]<br>
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[http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0076759/ Star Wars: Episode IV-A New Hope]<br>
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[http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0080684/ Star Wars: Episode V-The Empire Strikes Back]<br>
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[http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0086190/ Star Wars: Episode VI-Return of the Jedi]<br>
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[http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0106611/ Cool Runnings]
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==== These Are Some Websites! ====
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[http://www.miniclip.com miniclip.com]<br>
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[http://www.addictinggames.com addictinggames.com]<br>
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[http://www.fark.com fark.com]<br>
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[http://www.abstractfonts.com/ abstractfonts.com]<br>
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[http://www.homestarrunner.com homestarrunner.com] (Duh.)<br>
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==== Play These Games! ====
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[http://www.miniclip.com/heli2.htm Heli Attack 2]<br>
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[http://www.miniclip.com/heliattack3.htm Heli Attack 3]<br>
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[http://www.addictinggames.com/jeditrainer.html Jedi Trainer]<br>
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[http://www.addictinggames.com/tanks.html Tanks]<br>
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[http://www.homestarrunner.com/trogdor.html TROGDOR!] (Burninate baby!)<br>
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[http://www.homestarrunner.com/stinkogame/v7/stinkogame.html Stinkoman 20X6] (This game is awexome!)
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==== Bookazon.com's Best Selections ====
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Stormbreaker<br>
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Point Blank<br>
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Skeleton Key<br>
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Eagle Strike<br>
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Scorpia
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[[HRWiki:STUFF|<sup><big>MORE ST</big></sup><big>FF</big><small><sup>T</sup><sub> O</sub></small>OCM<sub>E</sub>]]
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Here are some facts that may or may not be fun to you. Take your pick.
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=== Experimental Can ===
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And now, the moment you haven't been waiting for... a parody of "Experimental Film." It is called "Experimental Can." Here are the lyrics, and by the way, '''no stealing my idea.''' If you do, I will turn you over to a cut-off-your-toes-style collections agency. And the IRS.
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The fizzin’ of a cold Pepsi<br>
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Inside a drinking can<br>
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I’m chuggin’ it down and burping up<br>
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And up and up and up the drink
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It’s in this experimental can<br>
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Which nobody knew about until<br>
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I’m still figuring out what stuff’s inside<br>
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This new experimental can
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Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be<br>
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In this experimental can and<br>
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Even though I’m almost there<br>
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I can’t tell you just what’s in it
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I don’t really know what happens<br>
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At the parties where your can a splodes<br>
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I don’t know what makes your can a splode<br>
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‘Cause you don’t shake it up at all
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What’s in this experimental can?<br>
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Well, nobody knows just what it is<br>
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And I just know the stuff inside a splodes<br>
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In ''la'' experimental can
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Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be<br>
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In this experimental can and<br>
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Even though I’m almost there<br>
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I can’t tell you just what’s in it
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The fizzin’ of a cold Pepsi<br>
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Inside a drinking can
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It’s in this experimental can<br>
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Which nobody knew about until<br>
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I’m still figuring out what stuff’s inside<br>
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This new experimental can
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Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be<br>
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In this experimental can and<br>
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Even though I’m almost there<br>
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I can’t tell you just what’s in it
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Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be<br>
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In this experimental can and<br>
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Even though I’m almost there<br>
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I can’t tell you just what’s in it
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Even though I’m almost there<br>
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I can’t tell you just what’s in it
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Thank you! Thank you! Bravo! Encore! Encore! Arriba! Arriba! So, that's Experimental Can to you too. Whatever.
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=== Top Ten List ===
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And now, for your non-entertainment pleasure: my Top Ten list! It's simply titled "Top Ten "Murphy's Law of School." So sit back, relax, and hope you enjoy the show.
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Top Ten "Murphy's Law of School"
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10.Whatever you think is not important will always be on the test.
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9. If you change your answer on a quiz, the other answer will always be the right one.
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8. The pop quiz will be on the chapter you didn't read for homework last night.
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7. The dog didn't ''really'' eat your homework.
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=== Guestbook 3.1? Not No More ===
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Ooh, didn't work. How 'bout you, Coach Z?<br>
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Sign below to honor a user you miss greatly.
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#{{User:LePorello/sig}} 00:18, 12 January 2006 (UTC)We all miss you, Bubsty.
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#{{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 01:47, 12 January 2006 (UTC) Thanks for all the memories!
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#{{User:The 386/sig}} 02:04, 12 January 2006 (UTC) We'll miss ya, man.
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#[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] For great Bubsty. Collected every sig. He know what he doing.
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#[[User:TheGreatLogini|TheGreatLogini]] 12:47, 12 January 2006 (UTC) I miss him already!
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#the ebwiki is lame. he should be on here, not there. [[User:Seriously|Seriously]] 18:16, 15 January 2006 (UTC)
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