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HALDO EVERYPEOPLES!
It's been almost two weeks since I've put up my Latin quote, so the winner will win...this!

Contents

About Me


A Wikiday Greeting

Haldo!

My name's Matthew, but you can call me LePorello. I joined the wiki on December 30 of 2005, which was the first day I found out that anonymous editing and new user registration had been re-implanted.

How I Got My Username

If you have to go here to figure this out, you must have crap for brains. In Ballad of the Sneak, The Sneak is called "the Strong Man's Leporello." (Sorry, it's not French!)

Personal Crap

As mentioned above, my name's Matthew. As of my joining date, I'm 14 years old. I'm a big sports enthusiast, among other things. I live in Connecticut (proud home state of ESPN!) and am in eighth grade. I love football and baseball, designing board games, and computer games, which is part of how Homestar came to me. Oh, and I'm also a fontaholic.

My Introduction to Homestar

Sometime in late June/early July of '05 (I'm not sure which, but modeling was the newest SBEmail at the time), my friends Jacob, Zach, and Matt told me about the site. I was hooked. My first SBEmail (and the first thing I watched on the site) was virus. My first game was TROGDOR!

The next day, I looked all over for the site. I (embarrassingly) typed in the wrong URL several times before reaching the site. It took me a while to start watching the 'toons. I only started when, while surfing fark.com, I found Cool Things. (The description was "Strong Sad gets lucky.") I've been all over the site ever since.

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My Introduction to the HRWiki

I don't know how long I had been on the site for when my sister started playing Peasant's Quest. She was stumped, so we Googled "peasant's quest walkthrough" and were brought here. I liked the site, so I looked up the URL and have been here ever since. I, however, decided to google "hr wiki" to get here and ended up at Venusy's user page. My first edit (in my mind) was the only goof for flag day. The day I planned to become a user was, however, the first day anonymous editing and new user registration were down. My waiting paid off and I am now a user.

My Personal Favorite Homestar Stuff

Oh, this thing is so cute. I want one.

My Favorite User Quotes

  • Homework...invented by someone who didn't have to do it. Bubsty
  • Get this: if there were an infinite amount of monkeys typing at an infinite amount of typewriters, the smell in the room would be unbearable. Has Matt?
  • It's people??!!?!?!?!?! No wonder my mom's fruitcake tasted like presbyterians... Homsarroks
  • There are two reasons I hate Valentine's Day. It used to be a holiday of love, a day of caring for the one you appreciated more than anyone else. Now it's just a commercial holiday used for selling crappily manufactured stuffed animals and heart-shaped candies that taste like chalk. Ew. And...I don't have a Valentine. So sad. Teh Frossty One

MORE TO COME

My Proudest H*R Moments

  • Beating Stinkoman 20X6 (v7) without getting a Game Over!
    YOUR CORD A SPLODE

My Proudest HRWiki Moments

  • Transcribing the easter eggs for narrator (not the Grossman one; that came out later) and being one of the first to notice when it came out. (Unfortunately, I got beaten out on the transcript. Crud.)
  • Being one of several users to attack the Dr. Who vandal on 2/9/2006.
  • Being first to discover the Quote of the Week for The Jolly Dumple.
  • Joining the Recent Changes Patrol(also on 2/9/2006).
  • Joining the Welcoming Committee on 2/12/2006.

Vandalism Log

Vandalism log: This page has been vandalized 6 times.

I was originally ticked off at having my page vandalized, but then I realized that it means that the vandal is ticked off at you. Which is a good thing, right?

Stuff I Like

Just some non-H*R-related stuff I like.

T-TV, TV Shows

NCIS
Numb3rs
Whose Line is it Anyway?
CSI:
Criminal Minds
Extreme Makeover: Home Edition
Teen Titans
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
The Colbert Report
Monk

Movies

Airplane!
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
Field of Dreams
The Rookie
Remember the Titans
Spaceballs
Dead Poets Society
Star Wars: Episode I-The Phantom Menace
Star Wars: Episode II-Attack of the Clones
Star Wars: Episode III-Revenge of the Sith
Star Wars: Episode IV-A New Hope
Star Wars: Episode V-The Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars: Episode VI-Return of the Jedi
Cool Runnings

These Are Some Websites!

miniclip.com
addictinggames.com
fark.com
abstractfonts.com
homestarrunner.com (Duh.)
And obviously this wiki. Double Duuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh!!!!

Play These Games!

Heli Attack 2
Heli Attack 3
Jedi Trainer
Tanks
TROGDOR! (Burninate baby!)
Stinkoman 20X6 (This game is awexome!)

Bookazon.com's Best Selections

Stormbreaker
Point Blank
Skeleton Key
Eagle Strike
Scorpia

MORE STFFT OOCME

Sort-of-Fun Facts


Here are some facts that may or may not be fun to you. Take your pick.

Experimental Can

And now, the moment you haven't been waiting for... a parody of "Experimental Film." It is called "Experimental Can." Here are the lyrics, and by the way, no stealing my idea. If you do, I will turn you over to a cut-off-your-toes-style collections agency. And the IRS.


The fizzin’ of a cold Pepsi
Inside a drinking can
I’m chuggin’ it down and burping up
And up and up and up the drink

It’s in this experimental can
Which nobody knew about until
I’m still figuring out what stuff’s inside
This new experimental can

Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be
In this experimental can and
Even though I’m almost there
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

I don’t really know what happens
At the parties where your can a splodes
I don’t know what makes your can a splode
‘Cause you don’t shake it up at all

What’s in this experimental can?
Well, nobody knows just what it is
And I just know the stuff inside a splodes
In la experimental can

Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be
In this experimental can and
Even though I’m almost there
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

The fizzin’ of a cold Pepsi
Inside a drinking can

It’s in this experimental can
Which nobody knew about until
I’m still figuring out what stuff’s inside
This new experimental can

Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be
In this experimental can and
Even though I’m almost there
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be
In this experimental can and
Even though I’m almost there
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

Even though I’m almost there
I can’t tell you just what’s in it


Thank you! Thank you! Bravo! Encore! Encore! Arriba! Arriba! So, that's Experimental Can to you too. Whatever.

Top Ten List

And now, for your non-entertainment pleasure: my Top Ten list! It's simply titled "Top Ten "Murphy's Law of School." So sit back, relax, and hope you enjoy the show.


Top Ten "Murphy's Law of School"


10.Whatever you think is not important will always be on the test.

9. If you change your answer on a quiz, the other answer will always be the right one.

8. The pop quiz will be on the chapter you didn't read for homework last night.

7. The dog didn't really eat your homework.

6. The teacher will be so busy chewing you out for being 30 seconds late to class that she won't notice other students come in 5 minutes late.

5. You'll be the one caught with the passed note.

4. When you blow off studying for a test because you think that there will be a snow day tomorrow, you'll have school.

3. When you cram past midnight for a test, you'll have a snow day the next day.

2. When you ask your teacher about your test grade, he'll find something else worth taking a point off for.

1. The one test you ace, everyone else aces. The one test you fail, everyone else aces.


To All Users


Guestbook 3.1? Not No More

Final sig count: You'll only know if you solve this math problem.

Solve for G:
10=-2G2+60G+138

Seeing as all users are required to take down their guestbooks, I'll let Homestar do the honor.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: 8473373D!

Ooh, didn't work. How 'bout you, Coach Z?
COACH Z: DOR-DE-LOR-DE-DORTED!

All right, you do it, Strong Bad.
STRONG BAD: DELETED!

All right, I guess if you want to do something right, you just gotta do it yourself. Here goes nothing, er, something.
LEPORELLO: guestbook=GUESTBOOK!DELETED!

Oh, guestbook, I pine for you. And thanks to DKX for keeping up the fight. Goodbye! Well, I guess I have to get a move on.

Oops. Sorry.

In Honor of Some Users

Sign below to honor a user you miss greatly.

  1. LePorello / T / C 00:18, 12 January 2006 (UTC)We all miss you, Bubsty.
  2. Has Matt? (talk) 01:47, 12 January 2006 (UTC) Thanks for all the memories!
  3. The 386 My talk 02:04, 12 January 2006 (UTC) We'll miss ya, man.
  4. DorianGray For great Bubsty. Collected every sig. He know what he doing.
  5. TheGreatLogini 12:47, 12 January 2006 (UTC) I miss him already!
  6. --Nckinfn04 Talc! 21:11, 13 January 2006 (UTC) See Ya Later!
  7. --Stux 22:27, 13 January 2006 (UTC)
  8. teeeffoh! 22:38, 13 January 2006 (UTC) "Carry on, carry on...as if nothing really matters..."
  9. DBK! 00:03, 15 January 2006 (UTC) Why Bubsty?? Why?
  10. TheThin TheThin TheThin00:05, 15 January 2006 (UTC) Come back Bubsty!
  11. Heimstern Läufer 00:15, 15 January 2006 (UTC) I hope we'll see you here again someday!
  12. The Chort 18:15, 15 January 2006 (UTC) So long, my friend.
  13. the ebwiki is lame. he should be on here, not there. Seriously 18:16, 15 January 2006 (UTC)
  14. NO!!! PLEASE... DON'T SHOOT!!! Tampo (T/C) AND SOMEONE GET THiS FREAKiN CURSOR AWAY FROM ME!!!!! 21:22, 15 January 2006 (UTC)
  15. 'SupremeRulerOfSBadia' 21:57, 17 January 2006 (UTC)I made song lyrics honoring him.
  16. Gnome o' Fury 17:58, 22 January 2006 (UTC) Umm... who the crap is Bubsty, and why do we miss him? Sorry, I'm a n00bus majorus.
  17. Image:Homsar-in-motion.gifhr.pngΨHomsarΨroksΨImage:kookysig.gifImage:Cheat-shrug-tiny.gif 17:28, 24 January 2006 (UTC) Oh...'Cause it's always raining in my head...Oh...Forget all the things I should have said... Keep rocking, guys. I'll miss you all. Thanks for the times.
  18. Seriously (Talk) 17:57, 24 January 2006 (UTC) good to know other people miss him.

Totally Awexome Users

In my opinion, all users are awexome (not trolls or vandals). But some that are especially awexome are this one, and this one, and this-a- this-a-this one. Making! Out! With! Marzipan! Is! Totally! Awesome! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!

User Poll'd!

Of the emails currently accessible on Podstar Runner, which is your favorite?

techno-
japanese cartoon-
dragon-
kids' book-
caffeine-Marth 99
crying-
bottom 10-LePorello / T / C

Please submit your answers!

To Everyone (Yes, Everyone)


Latin Translations

Please place your guesses underneath the "Latin" section of my talk page; use a two-empty line separation after I post a correct notice.

What is Strong Sad saying?
Et subuculae suae nullae accommodant.

Congraturation to all who solve the Latin translations!

  1. Strong Bad: Si placet sepulcrum non confodetis. (Please don't dig up the grave.) From replacement. Solved by Homestar Coderhomestar-coder-sig.gif.
  2. Homestar: Dubito. Pellui. (I doubt it. I drove). From The Interview. Solved by Heimstern Läufer .
  3. Homsar Pen Puppet (said by Strong Bad): Persicorum superbia fuit! ('Twas the pride of the peaches!) From interview. Solved by Has Matt? (talk).
  4. Homestar: Gratias. Adipiscis! (Thanks. You win!) From Halloween Potion-Ma-Jig. Solved by Marth 99.
  5. Coach Z: Vir novus sum! (I'm a new man!) From other days. Solved by Has Matt? (talk).
  6. Strong Bad: Senex carus, concludes! Amicus tuus, Validus Malus. (Dear oldie, shut up! Your pal, Strong Bad.) From Halloween Fairstival. Solved by Has Matt? (talk).
  7. Old-Timey Marzipan: Ubi phasmatis est? (Where's the ghost?) From That a Ghost. Solved by Heimstern Läufer .
  8. Strong Sad: Malus sum. (I'm evil.) From different town. Solved by Marth 99.
  9. Strong Bad: Deceptus non mortuus est, laetus sum Deceptus non mortuus est. (The Cheat is not dead, I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead.) From caper. Solved by Marth 99.
  10. Homsar: Delectatio aetatis est. (Now this is the thrill of a lifetime.) From Happy T easter egg. Solved by Has Matt? (talk).

A Quiz!!!!

A Homestar Quiz For You! (Possible answers in parentheses and separated by commas)


1. In the loading screen for "3 Times Halloween Funjob", which letter in the word "loading" is tilted? (O,A,D,N)

2. In "Ballad of the Sneak", what punctuation mark is after the word "PROHIBITION" on Boss Tweed's leg? (?,!,.,no punctuation mark)

3. What color is The Sneak? (black, yellow, brown, unknown)

4. How many ice cubes are in Strong Sad's glass at the opening of "Experimental Film"? (2,3,4,5)

5. In "rock opera", what number is on Tompkins' shirt? (0,1,8,125)

6. What color is the sky when Homestar goes back to Marzipan's house in "Cool Things"? (blue,pink,gray,purple)

7. In "Lookin' at a Thing in a Bag", how many times does Bubs say "The end"? (13,15,17,21)

8. In "Cool Things", which word is underlined on the "Under Old Management" sign on Bubs' Concession Stand when Homestar returns his cool shades? (under,old,management,none of them)

9. What does the "loading" screen read in "Experimental Film"? (loading,comin' up,gettin' ready,wait a minute)

10. How many evaporating clouds are in Level 6.1 of Stinkoman 20X6? (35,44,49,58)





Answers: 1-D, 2-?, 3-yellow, 4-4, 5-1, 6-purple, 7-13, 8-old, 9-comin' up, 10-49.


Thank You!

In Closing


Special Thanks to Thunderbird for creating my totally awexome sig!

P.S. Try and find all 15 easter eggs on this page! If you succeed, talk to me about it!

P.P.S. There are easter eggs on other user pages, too.

P.P.P.S. Tell me how you do on the quiz.


Crapfully,
LePorello / T / C































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