User:LittleWonderFish

From Homestar Runner Wiki

Revision as of 14:30, 7 September 2009 by LittleWonderFish (Talk | contribs)
Jump to: navigation, search

Hello peoples!!!

As soon as I get better at some flippin' HTML, I will have a nice lovely page here. But I haven't yet, so all you need to know is this: | |-

HRWiki:Userboxes
LEFT





  • I've been following homestarrunner.com for eight million years (give or take). My brother showed me and my OTHER brother the site when I was, say...seven? Eight? Nine? Well, a little person. I admit I was expecting the site to have a kid on a skateboard on the main page. Huh.
  • As you have obviously noticed, my username is LittleWonderFish. That's basically 'cause I like swimming, and Lake Erie happens to be one of my top 20 places in the universe. Not other lakes though. At my camp, we have a lake that we HAVE to take BORING and UNINFORMATIVE and NO-WORKY swim lessons in in the cold water first thing in the morning. After two years of this I have learned absolutely nothing. Hey, be glad, hecklers: the original idea was LadyWonderSquid.
  • I love Marzipan (a snarky hippie with a considerable resistance to death...like me!), Bubs (he's one shady, shady character), Strong Bad (he still has not answered my email, though), and Strong Sad (look how cute he is. Awwwww).
  • I am just a smidge too creative for my own good. I make my own earrings, knit, write, draw cartoons, and may someday by the treasured gem at a greeting card company. At present however, I have absolutely no clue what to do for my Girl Scout project, and I'm pretty sure The Effects of Gasoline on Fire is not going to get me the Silver Award.
  • I can speak Homsar! If I met him on the street, I'd say "Why's down, Father Christmas? I'm the large flan at your flailed sense factory."




Top Ten Randomsillyjunk!!!

Quotes (in no particular order)

  • 10. "Explain to me how drowning them wouldn't ruin their date."
  • 9. "My brothers are GALACTICALLY INCAPABLE of friend-have."
  • 8. "Are you suggesting that my hat is inside my hat?"
  • 7. "Well, lucky for you, I got this previously owned box of chick'n beaks in just now! Like, right JUST NOW!"
  • 6. "Coach Z, are you accusing yourself of being the Thnikkaman?"
  • 5. "Stay outta my or-fice!" "EW! Please never say that again!"
  • 4. "Positate without pizzaz and jam!"
  • 3. "No way, Dog. No way, Bubs. My face doesn't know the meaning of unrecognizable clump!"
  • 2. "You see, Strong Bad? What the the luscious ladies really want is a guy that still has his face and head."
  • 1. "Corn is no place for a mighty warrior...!"


Shady Things Bubs has Done

  • 10. Burnt Exhibit A.
  • 9. Told Homestar he had no pancreas.
  • 8. Ran the Black market behind the Conscession Stand.
  • 7. Become an unlicsensed unlicsensed seller.
  • 6. Given one flavor of donut over a hundred names.
  • 5. Given Homestar questionable medical coverage.
  • 4. Tried to sell Exhibit B.
  • 3. Ended up in federal prison, then got time off for snitchy behavior.
  • 2. Shown the world just how terrifying he is when he's angry.
  • 1. Hung out with COACH Z!!!!! (cowers)

And despite it all, he still looks squishy and huggable. And he can dance!
Awesome Stuff Marzipan Has Done

  • 10. Stopped Coach Z from freestyling about his teeth.
  • 9. Worn combat boots AND a purple dressthing.
  • 8. Hit Strong Bad on the head with Carol.
  • 7. Written a peaceful protest song about wind and exploding heads.
  • 6. Drowned in the abyss and lived to say a serene outgoing answering machine message about it.
  • 5. Started a band because her boyfriend graffiti'd her wall.
  • 4. Entered Homestar in a pet show.
  • 3. Made her eyelashes visible/invisible at will.
  • 2. Survived a possible wolf attack...
  • 1. ...while glued to Homsar.


Iff'n you are not be's-ing the understandment of my weirdly ways, young grasshopper, kindly do not fear. Even I am not be's-ing the understandment somethetimes.

Personal tools