User:Lucentas

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This user uses Windows.

This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.

OLD This user is over 19 years old.

RIGHT This user is right handed

2004 This user discovered the H*R Wiki in 2004.

This user is an American.

This user lives in California.

This user's favorite character is Homsar.

This user hath beaten Thy Dungeonman 3.

This user plays SBCG4AP.

This user loves Sweet Cuppin' Cakes.

This user loves Cheat Commandos.

This user loves Puppet Stuff.

The first toon this user ever saw was anything.

SH This user wears shorts.

Homsar's words of wisdom: "Just for a minute, let's all do the bump. Bump. Bump."

The Drive-Thru Whale's words of wisdom: "For a new dynamic, please drive through!"

Senor Cardgage's words of wisdom: "We'll set up some tents and hot dogs for your... babies. Those like those, right?"

This user is being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster.

This user can make it on their own.

This user is prepared to send you their weight in free sign up CDs.

This user is playing better video games.

This user can help you get a leg up on the pile.

This user is a member of the Homestarmy.

This user is on the mooooooon!

This user is Super Brave!!

This user has stolen all of Senor Muybueno's gold.

This user could use a dollar, he/she could use a couple bucks.

If you want it to be possessive, it's just I-T-S, but if it's suppposed to be a contraction then it's I-T-apostrophe-S. Scalawag.

This user wants to be the guy too.

Looks like this user's gonna have to jump!

This user plays Nintendo with Moses Malone.

This user keeps cool with Monkey D's Summer Tips.

This user is Hazardous to your Health.

This user is not willing to sever his/her leg, but they would like to try a combo meal.

This user has caught a Europa-pean Lobster with a water rocket.

This user is awesome singing backwards metal.

This user likes cloth.

This user is less than B.

This user was affected by the Dry Pencil Scare of '47.

This user has tampered with the DNA evidence.

This user is a member of the Broternal Order of Different Helmets.

This user was burninated by trogdor.

This user wears glasses.

This user can count to G!

There was this one time where this user had to hug a tree...

This user has the heart of a lion and the wings of a bat.

Obvious exits from this user page are North, South, and Dennis.

This user is a biscuit head.

This user takes battle axe lessons at the rec center.

This user got distracted by The Thnikkaman.

This user has a good time with bread.

This user plays on the keyboards.

This user is imagining why on Earth he/she can't get ye flask!

This user's an abomination and is coming to your house after school!

This user owns a Bubs T-shirt.

This user owns a Limozeen T-shirt.

This user owns a Bear Holding a Shark T-shirt.

This user owns a Support the Municipality T-Shirt.

This user owns an Eh! Steve! T-shirt.

This user owns a Trogdor messenger bag.

This user owns Everything Else, Volume 1.

This user owns strongbad_email.exe.

This user owns strongbad_email.exe Disc Four.

This user owns Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits.

This user owns the Patches.

This user owns the Static Clings.

This user owns the Bumper Stickers.

This user owns the Coaster.

This user owns the Trogdor Sticker.

This user owns the Homestar Keychain.

This user owns the Strong Bad Patch.

helscome my wedsite

it's not done yet.

I'm insane; that's really all you need to know.

• Oh and there was this one time I reverted something. I was pretty proud of myself after that. It made my day, actually. My pathetic, no-lifer day.

Well, okay.

I guess I could like, write a little bit about my experiences with the website. My best friend introduced me to it back in early ought-four, all the way back when different town was the newest SBEmail. Those were the days. The glorious summer days of drinkin' lemonade, messin' around on Sims 2, and just plain hanging out with my best The Cheat, The Cheat. (After becoming hooked on the site, which didn't take long, I promptly nicknamed her The Cheat. I don't know why. Maybe because she's my sidekick-type person. Or because her hair is yellow like The Cheat's fur, sans spots. I also nicknamed myself the King of Town for my renowned ability to clean out your fridge of all leftovers before you can say "postlethwaite".)

Ironically, I would have been introduced to it earlier, as she had tried several times to send me a link to the SBEmail anything over AIM, but for some reason my Flash player didn't like it or something. Also, as a result, I think that was the first 'toon I ever saw (I was over at her house and she had taken the opportunity to finally show it to me).

Wikiwise, I honestly have no idea how I stumbled upon this Wiki (my memory is old, rusty, and riddled with gaping holes and mildew). Um...that's about it for the Wiki. I hang around, I guess. Fix things that need fixing. Peruse random pages over lunch.

Things I Am Not

It's infinitely more amusing than just writing about things that I am.

• I am not six years old, although I act like it pretty much all the time.
• I am not a fan of metal. In fact, my favorite music genres are classical and opera. Yes, opera. But I still find the Chaps' references to rock music to be hilarious, as is Limozeen.
• I am not European.
• Contrary to popular belief, I am not, nor have I ever been, a gopher. My relations to any rodents are tenuous.
• I am not an obsessive Chapman stalker. I respect their privacy and personal lives just as much as I'd like my own to be respected. But I do appreciate their occasional DVD appearances, because they are really funny guys.
• The reasons I like H*R are fourfold: 1. The Chaps' sense of humor is very similar to my own. 2. The dynamic between Mike and Matt reminds me very much of the dynamic between my sisters and I, especially when we were younger and all the times doing crazy things. 3. I highly appreciate their constant references to the 70's-90's, hearkening back to the simpler times I loved so. Oh past decades and pixelly video games, I pine for you. 4. It's so wacky and ridiculous, it's great for when I just need some relaxing time. I have no idea why that is.
• I am not one of those people who has a list of favorite 'toons and quotes; they're all so awesome, I can't possibly play favorites. And I regularly work quotes into my everyday speech (regardless of context), so...yeah.