User:Marth 99

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#{{User:Gnome of Fury/sig}} 16:15, 19 January 2006 (UTC) You sign my guestbook, I return the favor.
#{{User:Gnome of Fury/sig}} 16:15, 19 January 2006 (UTC) You sign my guestbook, I return the favor.
#[[User:Nintendostar_Runner|Nintendostar_Runner]] You're pretty cool. Is your username a reference to the Fire Emblem character, Marth? Answer on my guestbook.
#[[User:Nintendostar_Runner|Nintendostar_Runner]] You're pretty cool. Is your username a reference to the Fire Emblem character, Marth? Answer on my guestbook.
#{{User:Gnome of Fury/sig}} 18:01, 22 January 2006 (UTC) Just wanna sign before the proper English uptight fancy-pants butler-assisted users get rid of these nonserious, playful guestbooks.

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Greetings. One and everyone. Welcome to Me! Marth 99!



My Name

Okay, about my name. I know its not Homestar related, but when I created my own site, I wanted to use this name. However, since I know absolute CRAP about website management, I decided this would have to do.

Background Info

Okay here goes. NO ONE I KNOW KNOWS ABOUT THIS PAGE. That's right, nobody. CERTAIN PEOPLE think that Homestar is for kids only and CERTAIN PEOPLE are wrong. CERTAIN OTHER PEOPLE think that this site is a waste of time and they are wrong as well. I can do what I want with my life.

Another thing. I will NEVER tell anyone what my real name is. There is a reason why I never put my email address when I registered. I don't want CERTAIN PEOPLE to find this site and ban me from my computer for all of eternity.

I will tell you this though. I am a junior in high school in an American state. I am nearly 17. I am looking to become a very valuable part of the wiki and I WILL NOT DISAPPOINT YOU.

First Time Here

I was introduced to Homestar by a friend; roughly around 3/6/03 (because unused emails was the new email). My first toon? The Interview.

I actually only discovered this site recently. I was on Wikipedia for a school assignment, and I thought "lets search for Homestar." Imagine my surprise when I found out there was a whole 'nother website devoted to it!

Things I'll Probably Do

I'm not here for major stuff, like creating pages and the like. I'll just wander around the site, watching for what needs to be added. My specialty is the Nicknames page. I'll also check out the Recent Changes page if there are any talks I can jump into. STUFF will also be no match for my democratic power of voting. Until then, maybe Strong Bad will answer one of my emails someday...someday...when all my dreams come TRUUUUUUUUUE!!!!

History Lesson

U guys wanna know how long ago 3/6/03 was? Well...


A non-Homestar related list of interests

WARNING: these links have almost nothing to do with the topic. See for yourself.

Teen Titans
Danny Phantom
The Jak series
Kingdom Hearts
Fan Fiction
Sprite Comics
Super Smash Bros. Melee
Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
Neglected Mario Characters
Family Guy
The Simpsons
Chicken cutlets
Jimmy Neutron (including the two Power Hours)
And other various crap.

Cool People

Uh, maybe because I like cool people? Here it go.

  1. Has Matt?- My welcomer. He is, in my professional opinion, one of the greatest gnomes I have ever seen.
  2. DorianGray- One of the smartest guys on the wiki, he taught me how to revert pages. Pure Genius, this guy.
  3. Heimstern Läufer- Master of German, one of the most trustworthy guys I know and proud protector against trolling.
  4. AbdiViklas- Always looking to help new users, he works on the inside, stopping problems before they asplode.
  5. KieferSkunk- Okay, I don't know who this guy is, but he's still cool.
  6. Sir Strong Bad- From 1939, this guy is one of the coolest there is.
  7. Trendy Totebag- New to the wiki, this guy definitely has potential for wikiness and coolosity.
  8. Bubsty- Always in the heart of the wiki, he will be remembered and missed by all. (until he comes back, at least.)
  9. JoeyDay- Hello? This guy kinda MADE the wiki? How is he not cool?

Guest Book?

Here's the guestbook. If you can find me, sign below.

  1. Marth 99: U RULE MAN! Oh, wait. That's me. Sorry.
  2. — Kilroy / talk 21:44, 31 December 2005 (UTC) Yay!! First one!
  3. Has Matt? (talk) 22:01, 31 December 2005 (UTC) [Insert witty phrase here]
  4. Image:Homsar-in-motion.gifhr.pngΨHomsarΨroksΨImage:kookysig.gifImage:Cheat-shrug-tiny.gif 22:20, 31 December 2005 (UTC)—Haldo!!!
  5. Heimstern Läufer 23:12, 31 December 2005 (UTC)
  6. teeeffoh! 19:03, 1 January 2006 (UTC) POOF!
  7. Lapper (talk) 23:17, 1 January 2006 (UTC)
  8. Seriously 23:23, 1 January 2006 (UTC) you have signed mine, so i shall sign yours. good tidings to you.
  9. TheThin 15:38, 2 January 2006 (UTC) ummm...
  10. The Chort 15:47, 2 January 2006 (UTC) My autograph? Sure!
  11. --The 386 My talk 17:34, 2 January 2006 (UTC) I don't care how much I have or what I'm doing. I am signing this.
  12. talk Bubsty edits 23:50, 2 January 2006 (UTC). Ah!!!!! I didn't sign it before now!!!!!!!! *Climbs into a small hole forever*
  13. DBK! 00:09, 3 January 2006 (UTC) Bubsty, your slacking off!
  14. SaltyTalk! 04:03, 3 January 2006 (UTC) Yay!! (I wish I was) First!!
  15. Homestar Coderhomestar-coder-sig.gif 04:14, 3 January 2006 (UTC) If you pick the white color scheme for Marth, he becomes Elvis Marth.
  16. minibaseball.png Bkmlb(talk to me·stuff I did) 04:15, 3 January 2006 (UTC) So..yeah
  17. LePorello / T / C 13:31, 3 January 2006 (UTC)u r 2 kewl, d00d.
  18. --Nckinfn04 Talc! 20:28, 3 January 2006 (UTC)
  19. --DorianGray 20:31, 3 January 2006 (UTC)
  20. --Sanjuro 20:33, 3 January 2006 (UTC)
  21. NO!!! PLEASE... DON'T SHOOT!!! Tampo (T/C) AND SOMEONE GET THiS FREAKiN CURSOR AWAY FROM ME!!!!! 14:28, 4 January (UTC)
  22. Sir Strong Bad 22:08, 8 January 2006 (UTC) Greetings, Sir Marth! I wish to converse with you more in the near future!
  23. --Trendy Totebag 01:49, 10 January 2006 (UTC)Hey Marth 99, thanks for putting me on to your cool people list! I feel priveledged.
  24. Trey56
  25. Image:kskunk_fstandby.gif KieferSkunk (talk) — 01:00, 12 January 2006 (UTC)
  26. Bluebry muffin 14:38, 15 January 2006 (UTC) Who's always givin' Strong Bad a hand? Bluebry..Bluebry.
  27. Gnome o' Fury 16:15, 19 January 2006 (UTC) You sign my guestbook, I return the favor.
  28. Nintendostar_Runner You're pretty cool. Is your username a reference to the Fire Emblem character, Marth? Answer on my guestbook.


  • 12/28/05?: Became a user.
  • 1/12/06: Beat Level 50 of TROGDOR!
  • 1/14/06: Created the article Strong Bad Screaming.
  • 1/16/06: Winning LePorello's Latin Translation (Thanks. You win!)
  • 1/20/06: Still marked for deletion.

Everybody wants it, everybody needs it, it's time for


  • "Sitting on a couch is boring when there isn't a TV or a hangglider in front of it" Homestar, Cool Things
  • "I'm pretending I'm the captain of the fortball torm!" Baby Coach Z, highschool
  • "Okay, King, Count Longardeaux needs an eating record. So...just eat lunch like you normally do and you'll probably set several without even trying" Strong Bad, record book
  • "I got an email/snailmail/polishemail in my pocket, and I think it's going to melt" Strong Bad, other days
  • STRONG BAD: This is a subpoena! I summons Exhibit 4-B to my chambers!
HOMESTAR: Sustained! (from rampage)
  • "I'm practicing. Closing my eyes. I'm not very good. At it. Though" Homestar, boring (really)
  • "Well that's just simply not true. I wear long pants always long pants I'm a long pants man long pants long pants" Homestar, long pants
  • "Foolish Homestar. It's not about getting people presents, it's about getting people good presents!" Strong Bad, Homestar Presents: Presents
  • "DENTIST! (jugga jigga wugga) DELI-STYLE! (jugga jigga wugga)" Brainkreig, death metal

In Memoriam: Strong Bad Screaming


There are several instances of Strong Bad screaming. Generally these come whenever he becomes freaked out, but there are other exceptions.


  • Where The Crap Are We? - When he and Homestar Runner become trapped in "Blue Fadey Land", he freaks out after finding out that they aren't in heaven and there's no way out.
  • Email sibbie - He screams and destroys Homestar's boombox after hearing two songs he never intended on creating on it.
  • Email virus - Strong Bad actually screams twice. Once when the Homestar popups appear, and once again after he learns that Bubs shot his computer.
  • Strong Bad vs. Little Girl - At Little Girl's request, Strong Bad does his trademark scream.
  • Email secret recipes - Strong Bad and The Cheat scream and run away before Coach Z "pukes his pants".
  • Email long pants - Strong Bad freaks out and screams when Homestar's Daisy Dukes land on his foot. The Cheat then destroys them with the BMW Lighter.
  • Email highschool - Strongbadiophage, Strong Bad's unicellular ancestor, screams after the Homestarmecium splits into eight.

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