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Here are the outcomes I made for Hallrunner.

Object Fight it Talk to it Jump it
Anger It was Anger. Now you are badly burnt. (-1) It was Anger. You sing the song from the gum commercial, annoying him. At least his head didn't get on fire. (0) It was Anger. He was reading his newspaper and wasn't paying attention. (+2)
Annali It was Annali. You push her into the lake. She doesn't mind. She wanted to swim today, anyway. (0) It was Annali. She tries to get you to take a survey. (-1) It was Annali. You jump over her. Good thinking! (+2)
Anvil It was an anvil. It falls on your head. Ouch. (-1) It was an anvil. Anvils can't talk, you know. (0) It was an anvil. You jump over it. Not bad. (+2)
Ball It was a ball. You popped it and made some kid cry. (-1) It was a ball. It talks of foreign lands. Intriguing. (+2) It was a ball. You land on it and fall awkwardly. (0)
Bat It was a bat. You throw tin foil at it and mess up its radar. (+2) It was a bat. SCREE! SQUEE! Ow! Your ears! (-1) It was a bat. It's too high up. You hug a tree. (0)
Bing Bong It was Bing Bong. Why fight something imaginary? (-1) It was Bing Bong. He tells you about fun times he had with Riley. (+2) It was Bing Bong. You jumped over him. Weird. (0)
Boober It was Boober. You tie him to a rock. Good going. (+2) It was Boober. You tell him a joke. He tackles you. (-1) It was Boober. You jumped over him. Weird. (0)
Calendar It was a calendar. You can't. You still end up getting everyone gift cards. (0) It was a calendar. It says you forgot last week's pool party. Missed it by that much! (-1) It was a calendar. You jump over it. Leap year! (+2)
Computer It was a computer. You reformat and install Linux. Nice work. (+2) It was a computer. 'This voice recognition software is CHEAP!' (-1) It was a computer. You land in one of The Cheat's cartoons. Homestar helps you get out. (0)
Convincing John It was Convincing John. You pick up a hammer. He convinces you to drop it. (0) It was Convincing John. He convinces you to go swimming. Bad idea with all those cats around. (-1) It was Convincing John. You jumped over him. Good one. (+2
Disgust It was Disgust. You won by throwing broccoli at her. (+2) It was Disgust. You get bored hearing her talk on and on about the latest fashion trends. (-1) It was Disgust. You jumped over her. Weird. (0)
Dr. O It was Dr. O. You eat an apple. She disappears. (+2) It was Dr. O. She says you have the skips. You don't. (-1) It was Dr. O. You jumped over her. Phew. Close one. (0)
Edgar It was Edgar. You lock him in a crate and send him to Timbuktu. (+2) It was Edgar. You get bored by his talking about evil plots. (-1) It was Edgar. You jumped over him. Weird. (0)
Franciscan Monk It was a Franciscan monk. Wimpiest monk ever. High five. (+2) It was a Franciscan monk. You tell him the one about the horse in the midget bar. He keeps his vow. (0) It was a Franciscan monk. You catch your foot on his habit, tripping and falling. (-1)
Fear itself It was fear itself. You fight fear with fear. Oh wait, that's fire. (0) It was fear itself. You learn that it's just as scared of you. (+2) It was fear itself. You fall forever then wake up in a bad cliche. (-1)
Frog It was a frog. It grabs you with its tongue. (-1) It was a frog. It talks of jelly creatures. Interesting. (0) It was a frog. You jump over it. Leap frog! (+2)
Great It was great. Why fight something so great? (-1) It was great. You talk to it. It's so great. (+2) It was great. You jump over it. Not so great. (0)
Homsar It was Homsar. You drop a Heavy Lourde on him. Easy peasy. (+2) It was Homsar. 'AAaaAA, I was raised by a cup of coffee!' (0) It was Homsar. He floats up in the air and knocks you over. (-1)
Hopsy It was Hopsy. She won. That wasn't a good idea. (-1) It was Hopsy. She tells you her latest observations. (+2) It was Hopsy. You jumped over her. Weird. (0)
Joy It was Joy. You throw memories at her. She throws broccoli at you. She wins. (-1) It was Joy. She tells you about Riley's memory of the twisty tree. (+2) It was Joy. You just jumped over an EMOTION. Weird. (0)
K2 It was K2. You get lightheaded from lack of oxygen and lose both your hands. (-1) It was K2. You guys make fun of sherpas together. Good times. (+2) It was K2. It's a smidge too high. (0)
Lead It was lead. Lead poisoning for you. (-1) It was lead. It tells you to stay away. It IS dangerous, after all. (+2) It was lead. You jumped over it. You're safe now. (0)
Mammoth It was a mammoth. It was stronger than you. It won. (-1) It was a mammoth. It agrees not to hurt you as long as you don't try to hunt it. (+2) It was a mammoth. It's much too high. (0)
Marie It was Marie. Now she's all messed up. (-1) It was Marie. You warn her about Edgar. (+2) It was Marie. You jumped over her. Weird. (0)
Meal replacement bar It was a meal replacement bar. You break a tooth trying to bite it to death. (-1) It was a meal replacement bar. You tell it that it is flavorless, and it reaffirms your belief by not replying. (+2) It was a meal replacement bar. Ain't nobody replacing YOUR meal. (0)
Odd Skipper It was Odd Skipper. You get the skips. (-1) It was Odd Skipper. She talks to you about the skips. You get bored. (0) It was Odd Skipper. No skips for you! (+2)
Peter Rabbit It was Peter Rabbit. He swings a giant carrot at you. He misses. (0) It was Peter Rabbit. He tells you a way to avoid the cats. (+2) It was Peter Rabbit. You jump over him. Missed him by that much!. (-1)
Proverb It was a proverb. You knock the proverbial snot out of it. (+2) It was a proverb. It's too highbrow. You get confused. (0) It was a proverb. I said 'proverb' not 'riverb!' Jeez. (-1)
Rabid dog It was a rabid dog. Rabies for you. (-1) It was a rabid dog. 'Quit crappin up my lawn!' (+2) It was a rabid dog. Bites the butt off your pants. Like in cartoons. (0)
Riley It was Riley. She hits you with a hockey stick. Ouch. (-1) It was Riley. She invites you to join her hockey team. (+2) It was Riley. You jumped over her. Weird. (0)
Rock It was a rock. All you have is scissors. You lose. (-1) It was a rock. Now you're really bored. (0) It was a rock. You jumped over it. Nice one. (+2)
Sadness It was Sadness. Why fight someone so sad? (0) It was Sadness. She made you cry so much that you're basically swimming. (-1) It was Sadness. At least this Emotion is worth jumping over. (+2)
Scrat It was Scrat. You take his acorn. He bites you. (-1) It was Scrat. You play charades with him. You win. (+2) It was Scrat. You jumped over him. Weird. (0)
Shark It was a shark. It bites your fists off. Too bad. (-1) It was a shark. Quint calls out to you from the depths of the shark's belly with some keen fishing tips. (+2) It was a shark. You jump the shark. Just like Homestarrunner.com. (0)
Sloth It was a sloth. 'Survival! Of the! Fittest! I don't think so. Yeah!' (-1) It was a sloth. It talks so much that you get bored. (0) It was a sloth. You jumped over it. Good plan. (+2)
Sock creature It was a sock creature. You knock the stuffing out of it. Literally. (-1) It was a sock creature. You help it find the sock drawer. (+2) It was a sock creature. You jumped over it. Weird. (0)
Stand of pines It was a stand of pines. It's not standing anymore. (+2) It was a stand of pines. It whispers back. (0) It was a stand of pines. You get caught on the branches and can't get down. (-1)
Stump It was a stump. You can't fight the stump any more than you can stop time. (-1) It was a stump. It grows a little. (0) It was a stump. You jumped over it. Good plan. (+2)
Swimming pool It was a swimming pool. You put salt in it. Everything in it floats now. (0) It was a swimming pool. Someone in the pool starts playing music. You dance to it. (+2) It was a swimming pool. Now you're all wet. (-1)
Tiger It was a tiger. It plays tag with you. With its teeth. (-1) It was a tiger. It wants to play tag. You're it. (0) It was a tiger. You jumped over it. Good plan. (+2)
Train It was a train. You put a penny on the tracks. Doesn't derail. (-1) It was a train. You talk to a guy in the dining car and offer him green eggs and ham. He refuses. (0) It was a train. Right through an open boxcar in a TransAm! (+2)
Yop It was a Yop. You can't. She's too small. (0) It was a Yop. She invites you to her Clue mansion. (+2) It was a Yop. She jumps higher than you. (-1)

Contents

[edit] Fun Facts

[edit] Explanations

  • Dr. O disappearing after you eat an apple is a reference to the phrase "An apple a day keeps the doctor away."
  • If you fight the rock, the game now says that all you have is scissors and you lose. Rock beats scissors in rock-paper-scissors.

[edit] Remarks

  • The period error for the shark was fixed.
    • So was the misspelling of "intriguing" when you talk to the ball.

[edit] Inside References

[edit] References to hr's works

  • Odd Skipper is one of hr's Georganism OCs.
  • Annali is the nickname of one of the main characters of a series made entirely by hr. She is the only character in the series that hr does not voice.

[edit] Real-World References

  • Edgar and Marie are both characters in The Aristocats. At the end of the movie, Edgar gets locked in a crate and sent to Timbuktu, which happens when you fight him.
  • Dr. O is a character in Odd Squad. The skips reference when you talk to her (and the ones involving Odd Skipper) comes from the episode "Skip Day".
  • Boober is one of the main characters in Fraggle Rock. The reason he tackles you after you tell him a joke is because he doesn't like fun. In the language of the ancient Fraggles, his name means "Tie 'em to a rock!", which is why you tie him to a rock if you fight him.
    • Convincing John is a minor character in Fraggle Rock.
  • Scrat is a character in the Ice Age series.
    • The mammoth obstacle might be Manny from the same series.
      • Likewise, the sloth obstacle and the tiger obstacle are most likely Sid and Diego, respectively, again from the same series.
  • If you talk to the train, you offer a guy in the dining car green eggs and ham. Also, one of the obstacles is a Yop from One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish.
  • If you talk to the computer, you say "This voice recognition software is CHEAP!" "This ___ is CHEAP!" is the catchphrase of Mr. Stubborn.
  • Peter Rabbit is among the obstacles.
    • So is Hopsy (from The New Adventures of Peter Rabbit).
  • "Missed it by that much" is one of Maxwell Smart's catchphrases on Get Smart.
  • The sock creature obstacle is a reference to the Stupid Creatures, which are toys made from socks.
  • Joy, Sadness, Anger, Disgust, Riley, and Bing Bong are characters from Inside Out. Joy, Sadness, Anger, and Disgust are four of Riley's emotions (Fear was not added because one of the obstacles is already "fear itself".) Bing Bong is Riley's imaginary friend.
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